Guild Wars 2

No, the Thief does not need clones. We need more Thieves! In fact, we need an army of Thieves! And you, my friend, get to become the Prince of Thieves!

So, what is this great buff? How do you achieve dominance? It’s simple! Just one slight change to two of our skills.

Ambush:
Call in a fellow Thief

Thieves Guild:
Calls in two fellow Thieves

Sounds familiar, correct? Well, it is. They’re the same exact skills that we have now. What’s the difference? These are not simple cookie-cutter Thieves. These Thieves have watched your fighting skills. They are not merely pets, they are your direct apprentices. In fact, they admire you so much, they have made sure to follow in your footsteps in every way. Yes, these Thieves…

Dress and look exactly like you.
Use the same weapons that you use.
Use the same traits that you use.
Use the same utilities that you use.

So… where is this leading? Well, if you slot for Ambush and Thieves Guild, that will make 4 of you. Yes, Ninja Turtle style!

But wait, there’s more! You see, your apprentices also have apprentices of their own. If you slot for Ambush and Thieves Guild, they will also slot for Ambush and Thieves Guild. What does that mean? That means ANOTHER 9 Thieves to fight at your side!

Do I need to go on? Yes! Those 9 will bring another 27 of their apprentices with them!!! That’s a total of 40 Thieves… so far!!!

Umm, yes, I believe I should end this post here… or the math is going to make my head hurt!

Might as well call it “Thiefception” or “Thief University.”

Professor X’s School for Gifted Burglars

" I’m gonna push the button "
" No don’t do it Joe ! "
" I’m gonna do it… "
" No ! Noo ! NOOOOOO!!!!! "
pushes the button
server crashes forever

shadow clone jutsu?

Tabootrinket.2631:

" I’m gonna push the button "
" No don’t do it Joe ! "
" I’m gonna do it… "
" No ! Noo ! NOOOOOO!!!!! "
pushes the button
server crashes forever

Wasn’t there a joke like that about the Rev’s Jade Winds elite, too?
Instead of turning a whole zone into Jade, we can turn a whole zone into a really crappy, run-down ghetto full of criminals.

I want my character to be able to recline on a stoop with a bottle of liquor in one hand and a pistol in the other.