Guild Wars 2

Ok, you dirty thieves, I’m looking for the best troll builds you can think of for sPvP.

The entire purpose is to annoy the other team as much and as long as possible. So I’m thinking tough, fast, mobile builds may be the best. Not necessarily looking to cap points. I just want to get opponents angry. After all, they already complain about thieves, I may as well make give them something to complain about!

Builds and explanations of tactics are appreciated!

As an example, something like this…
http://gw2skills.net/editor/?fZAQNAsaVl0Mp7plOx8J8PNBTRwdRwgXndHG1B-TJxFABEcKAuuMAAPBgP2fAA

Sentinel Amulet for toughness and vitality.

Rune of the Dolyak for toughness, vitality, and healing.

Sword for lots of mobility and immobilizes so the opponent will never be able to catch me.

Pistol for dazes and blinds.

Shortbow for teleports, evades, and the ability to stealth when combined with the pistol.

Sigil of Ice (both sets) for slowing the opponent.

Sigil of Water (both sets) for healing.

Withdraw for quick heals and stun breaks.

Shadow Refuge for resets and healing.

Shadowstep for condition clearing and stun breaks.

Blinding Powder for quick stealth and blinding.

Basilisk Venom for stuns.

6 in Shadow Arts for toughness, condition clearing, and healing.

6 in Acrobatics for vitality, evades, stun breaks, and healing.

2 in Trickery for caltrops on dodge.

there was a s/d condi build around here somewhere that could be what you are looking for

Oslaf Beinir.5842:

there was a s/d condi build around here somewhere that could be what you are looking for

http://metabattle.com/wiki/Build:Thief_-_S/D_Condition

I believe this is the S/D build u were referring to.
I’ve been using it myself recently and it is lots of fun and a nice change from the D/P backstab meta

Cleric’s/Dwayna P/P healing power leeching venoms shadow arts bunker is rather hilarious. I’ve been kicked from a few dueling arenas for just being too durable.

Yup. P/P+traits that trigger on crits=swig.