Guild Wars 2

Slips.4692:

“Only a WvW player?…Low priority then.” Anet.

Best quote in this thread. Period.

Only a WvW player thinks there should be an achievement for tagging siege.

SoggyFrog.4170:

Only a WvW player thinks there should be an achievement for tagging siege.

Keeping with ArenaNet’s existing math. Ultimate Refresher, Refreshed 100,000,000 siege.

Only a WvW player knows how important it is your keep lord is Resurrected 20+ times in 1 fight.

Only a WvW player would know what it feels like to be backed into a corner by x3 the numbers of his team, and still hold out for a 3-8 hour fight in a lord room without siege.

Only a WvW player yells at people trying to kill the npc siegerazor so the breakout event doesn’t start again

Only a WvW player waits excitedly for the January patch…then the February…then March… =[

katniss.6735:

Only a WvW player will sit alone in a dark room, for 2 hours, with a maniacal grin until that one unsuspecting invader enters the puzzle.

That’s not W3. :/

Gutts.8791:

Only a WvW player knows what it’s like to be feared off a cliff.

I did that to a mesmer that was trying to set up a portal in hills keep after we took it and he ended up dying.

Kinda like yours..

Only a WvW player knows what it’s like to be blasted off from a high place (hills keep outside lord’s room to be precise) – looooooong way down (this happened to me once, didn’t have spectral walk up to teleport back to safety – felt like I was falling forever).

Only a WvW player jumps off high cliffs (at the risk of dying) to reach an objective quicker.

Only a WvW player knows mesmer’s hiding spots, especially in Bay and Hill keeps.

Only a WvW player frequently presses M to check the map situation.

Only a WvW player knows the max distance of “Determined” buff and the duration of “Righteous Indignation” buff.

Only a WvW player farms cursed shore and kittens their pants over all the loot they’re getting.

Only a WvW player can take bathroom breaks.

Waffler.1257:

Only a WvW player would consider Glicko 2 rating points to be more valuable than ectos, lodestones, gold, gems, dungeon tokens, karma, achievement points, or fractal tokens.

Fractals have tokens?

… I never knew.

Only a WvW player posts a gameplay video worth watching.

Only a WvW player would check their map to see the situation and get insta-ganked.

Magiofdeath.2745:

Only a WvW player would check their map to see the situation and get insta-ganked.

^ True story, especially by those naughty thieves xD

Only a WvW player knows auto run makes you kiss cliffs and ledges while typing/pressing M.

Only a WvW player would read a 6 page thread called ‘Only a WvW player…’

katniss.6735:

Only a WvW player can take bathroom breaks.

lol, in dungeon/fractal it is called ‘bio break’

Only a WvW player will facepalm after reading every post, still thinking there is nothing wrong about everything mentioned in this thread.

Only a WvW player knows how to use every movement skill and speed buff to maximum efficiency to get from spawn to Briar tower the fastest.

Only a WvW player knows why he is red/blue/green this week.

Only a WvW player could follow this:

One profession to rule them all, one button to find them (spam 2),
One low level to bring them all and in the stealth bind them.

Only a WvW player still visits this thread hoping that anybody at ANet gives a kitten about it…

vipeout.2485:

Only a WvW player still visits this thread hoping that anybody at ANet gives a kitten about it…

Only a WvW player is so pessimistic of future WvW.

Only a WvW player will stay up past midnight to help alleviate the coverage gap
Only a WvW player will have to pve/farm just to break even
Only a WvW player cares about WvW (or so it seems)

• Only a WvW blacksmith can afford their own tropical island
• Only a WvW mesmer gains a tactical advantage by being downed
• Only a WvW player does a jumping puzzle with their map open

Only a WvW player thinks they will stay level 80 when they leave the BL

I just wanted to bump this thread up, I think it got hidden. Keep posting the funny truths guys/gals!

only a WvW player would take a PvE break to restock their gold supplies and think to themselves "d*** this is easy..."

only a WvW player would decide to take a break from WvW to level an alt, just to end up riding the karma train to level up instead, because it’s easier and more fun

only a NEW WvW player would think to themselves after a fight "wow, that guy was tough. i wonder if he was a champion or a vet..."

Only a WvW player still doesn’t have Orr waypoints unlocked, nor do they know where “Southsun” is.

Wth is southsun supposed to be? Don’t make me wiki it :\.

VOLKON.1290:

Only a WvW player still doesn’t have Orr waypoints unlocked, nor do they know where "Southsun" is.

aw crap. don’t get me started on that. my guard (who i got half my levels riding the karma train, by the way >_> ) had never done ANY dungeons, nor had any WPs anywhere remotely close to orr till about 3 days ago. and i still only have a few...

Only a WvW player would consider zerg-surfing a sport

Only a WvW player can take a level 10 – 20 character in WvW and hold his own vs full exotic 80s. (Love Upscaling… Level 18 Necro with 1400 Condition damage! ~ Now level 31 thanks to WvW)

Only a WvW player would grudgingly take time from playing to buckle down for work, yet still sneak on the forums every chance available to read the threads. Even then they still feel like they are cheating on their server for not being in there playing.

Only a WvW player hasn’t set up his underwater skills

Only a WvW player knows what L to R is referring to.

Only a WvW player would roll his eyes and tell the other WvW players posting to spend those millions of karma on Lost Orrian Jewelry Boxes for delicious BP/upgrade-fueling gold.

Only a WvWvW player would run off a cliff to their death two times in a rush to get to the fight… three times…. dangnabit.. four times…..

Only a WvW player will find this thread 3 pages back and bump it again.

Only a WvW player, waits for portals!
Only a WvW player says, pve does not worth it!
Only a WvW player quits game after try pve!
Only a wvw player does not use ascended gear!

In the real world, only a WvW player wonders why the US didn’t portal bomb the Chinese zerg during the Korean War.

Only a WvW-player feels not alone, if their screen shows only enemies.
Only a Wvw-player feels to be in danger, if their screen shows only friends.
Only WvW-player are doing AoE to areas with piles of already dead.
Only WvW-player aren’t wondering that the pile of deads is AoEing back.

Roughneck.2509
Only a WvW player has suffered multiple falling deaths because they are running around with their map open.

HAHAHAHAHA, so many times…..Only a WvW player uses that stupid falling damage trait.

I have won, you may stop now :P

Parktou.4263:

Only a WvW player uses that stupid falling damage trait.

>.> <.< >.>

guilty...

-.-

Only a wvw player has no clue what people are talking about when they say Jormags up

nono. a true WvW player says "screw jormag! we need to defend this keep! i can get him next time... or the next... or... next week.... or... umm..... ahh screwit."

and on that note, only a WvW player levels an alt to 80 in WvW and then, when they want to gear their new character up in something other than "invader gear" realizes that their fresh character doesn’t have the WPs for any dragons... any chest events... any dungeons.... orr.... >.>

Only a WWW player has About Face and Look Behind binded on easy accessible keys.

wait. there’s a look behind button? DANGIT i knew "about face" and (yes) had it bound. I’M MISSING OUT.

>starts hunting thru the keybindings again<

Only a WvW player compares wealth by siege count

Only a WvW player knows about alternate spawn exits

Only a WvW player spends more time in map view than normal

Only a WvW player misses the old ram sound (seriously I used to love ninja’s because of the soft touch of the old rams)

Only a WvW player gets daily dodger with one touch of V

katz.8376:

only a WvW player levels an alt to 80 in WvW and then, when they want to gear their new character up in something other than “invader gear” realizes that their fresh character doesn’t have the WPs for any dragons… any chest events… any dungeons…. orr….

ahaha THIS^ So much of this xD. Three of 4 chars so far.