Guild Wars 2

Pancakes…noobs all of you.
Pancake builds are one dimensional. You need spam traits to make them interesting!
Real pros run a 30/0/0/10/20 waffle build. Plenty of CC.

I think we can all agree on pancakes.

Anxiety.6143:

Reading all this bullkitten about “I’m better than you, I 4v1’d this, I wiped this, you suck that, we own you” all this shenanigans…

Yeah, it’s rustling my jimmies…I think.

Expiatus.4210:

Pancakes…noobs all of you.
Pancake builds are one dimensional. You need spam traits to make them interesting!
Real pros run a 30/0/0/10/20 waffle build. Plenty of CC.

You run an upscale pancake build?

Sorenstam Blackrose.8425:

Expiatus.4210:

Pancakes…noobs all of you.
Pancake builds are one dimensional. You need spam traits to make them interesting!
Real pros run a 30/0/0/10/20 waffle build. Plenty of CC.

You run an upscale pancake build?

Yep. The belgium bunker.

Anxiety.6143:

Reading all this bullkitten about “I’m better than you, I 4v1’d this, I wiped this, you suck that, we own you” all this shenanigans…

…and I’m over here “Hey, I like pancakes.”

I too like pancakes… and waffles for that matter. Waffles have pockets for holding in butter, syrup, fruit, etc.

But not Waffle-House… It’s like eating waffles in a bathroom. Ihop ftw!

Expiatus.4210:

Sorenstam Blackrose.8425:

Expiatus.4210:

Pancakes…noobs all of you.
Pancake builds are one dimensional. You need spam traits to make them interesting!
Real pros run a 30/0/0/10/20 waffle build. Plenty of CC.

You run an upscale pancake build?

Yep. The belgium bunker.

Oh my goodness, I nearly just died laughing

Though we may have our differences on pancake traiting, I think we can all agree that a pancake in Carrion is just plain wrong. You should always spec at least a little toughness, otherwise they get too squishy.

LAD Infinitum.1675:

Expiatus.4210:

Sorenstam Blackrose.8425:

Expiatus.4210:

Pancakes…noobs all of you.
Pancake builds are one dimensional. You need spam traits to make them interesting!
Real pros run a 30/0/0/10/20 waffle build. Plenty of CC.

You run an upscale pancake build?

Yep. The belgium bunker.

Oh my goodness, I nearly just died laughing

Though we may have our differences on pancake traiting, I think we can all agree that a pancake in Carrion is just plain wrong. You should always spec at least a little toughness, otherwise they get too squishy.

True. I find that Dolyak Bacon really helps. Adds a lot of vigor.

KStudios.2850:

Expiatus.4210:

Anybody got a score update?
Last one I saw was the following from 4 hours ago:

Sure thing. No snazzy pic this time. Top secret guild stuffs be happening… Which sadly means I must PvE a little, lol.

Ehmry: 226, 960 +260
Anvil Rock: 147, 952 +220
Borliss Pass: 133, 539 +220

P.s. I love how when you actually do submit a score to Millenium, it says “May take several hours to confirm and update.” <.<’

P.s. x2 I stopped by Borliss’s LA briefly just to shoot the breeze. Was rather saddened to find it’s not quite the hub of activity ours is. I think many of our WvW folks treat it like our breakroom. Then of course there’s the LA Commanders lol. Names you see flaunting the “nacho tag” in LA but never actually see in WvW.

Have you met my buddy Sawnec? lol

nice attacks at our Hills Ebay

Boottspurr.9184:

Thanks for the schoolin’ last night, Skullclamp! It was fun!

Thanks for the fights!

and what the hell is this, Ebay 90k lead and they’re only getting 7.901 more ratings ?

i guess Anet are saying you’re not moving up unless u get 400k lead -____-

peter.9024:

Boottspurr.9184:

Thanks for the schoolin’ last night, Skullclamp! It was fun!

Thanks for the fights!

Always fun fighting a guy who knows what he’s doing, even if hes scared of a little golem ;P

Kalkz.5297:

and what the hell is this, Ebay 90k lead and they’re only getting 7.901 more ratings ?

i guess Anet are saying you’re not moving up unless u get 400k lead -____-

Shhhhhh it’ll be over soon. Don’t fight it. Anerf is working on a fix as we speak, they said it would be implemented this month..

In all seriousness

Ebay hss the 2nd largest margin of victory out of all the servers….yet not even gaining 8 glicko pts.

Its really a sin to put 2 servers against an opponent they clearly can’t beat

T5 is the new T8 functioning ranking systems are so passé

Jinks.2057:

Its really a sin to put 2 servers against an opponent they clearly can’t beat

I wouldn’t be so sure about that Jinks…

EDIT: Euughh I just felt so dirty posting that..

Did the Garbologist just defend the trash? You have gotten to close to your work sir.

PaLeRiDeR.5908:

Did the Garbologist just defend the trash? You have gotten to close to your work sir.

I just felt like that screenshot hadn’t been posted in awhile, Borlis kind of gave up on it so I gave it mouth-to-mouth. Maybe later I’ll post the one where Anvil and Borlis cap our entire borderlands, that one is pretty good too.

Reset predictions: Borlis and Anvil queue our borderlands and we get some decent fights going. Hopefully they send more then 10 guys this time. I want a FULL queue Zara, full queue.

ekleenex.1654:

Why is everyone giving [BURN] a hard time? We don’t want to demoralize them, we want to encourage them, they will evolve, and who knows… This tier might get competitive… … …
…
…

Once glicko is fixed and were gone. ;D

Maybe I’m just not as 1337 as everyone else but I like BURN. We run into them every so often and they do some good things. I’d way rather fight them than other groups we see, it’s more fun.

Separate note, last night was fun. We rolled around in BP BL for a while, ran into AR trying to take SW tower and did a couple circles through the battle to fight with both of them. Then we tried to give AR a tower but they wouldn’t go through the opening in the wall, so we had to do it ourselves in the end.

After that it was on to AR BL, but I went to bed so I dunno what they did without me.

Thanks for being good hosts to pk’s drunk night guys. Hopefully we didn’t break any of your mom’s ornaments on the way out.

Expiatus.4210:

Sorenstam Blackrose.8425:

Expiatus.4210:

Pancakes…noobs all of you.
Pancake builds are one dimensional. You need spam traits to make them interesting!
Real pros run a 30/0/0/10/20 waffle build. Plenty of CC.

You run an upscale pancake build?

Yep. The belgium bunker.

Tee hee, that brought a big grin to my face.

ekleenex.1654:

Kalkz.5297:

and what the hell is this, Ebay 90k lead and they’re only getting 7.901 more ratings ?

i guess Anet are saying you’re not moving up unless u get 400k lead -____-

Shhhhhh it’ll be over soon. Don’t fight it. Anerf is working on a fix as we speak, they said it would be implemented this month..

Nice. u just made my day, another 4 weeks of getting focused by a server that outman us day and night

ekleenex.1654:

Jinks.2057:

Its really a sin to put 2 servers against an opponent they clearly can’t beat

I wouldn’t be so sure about that Jinks…

EDIT: Euughh I just felt so dirty posting that..

Beating ebay in this tier is possible, not impossible, it requires people who dont say
“flip an ebay keep and see what happens to your BL” from both servers

Kalkz.5297:

ekleenex.1654:

Kalkz.5297:

and what the hell is this, Ebay 90k lead and they’re only getting 7.901 more ratings ?

i guess Anet are saying you’re not moving up unless u get 400k lead -____-

Shhhhhh it’ll be over soon. Don’t fight it. Anerf is working on a fix as we speak, they said it would be implemented this month..

Nice. u just made my day, another 4 weeks of getting focused by a server that outman us day and night

ekleenex.1654:

Jinks.2057:

Its really a sin to put 2 servers against an opponent they clearly can’t beat

I wouldn’t be so sure about that Jinks…

EDIT: Euughh I just felt so dirty posting that..

Beating ebay in this tier is possible, not impossible, it requires people who dont say
“flip an ebay keep and see what happens to your BL” from both servers

Two things ole Kalkzy:
1) No we dont, you plan your entire pkay tine around not being on when we are on.
2)Yes it is for you, the 90k should be the hint. Please take it.

Kalkz.5297:

ekleenex.1654:

Kalkz.5297:

and what the hell is this, Ebay 90k lead and they’re only getting 7.901 more ratings ?

i guess Anet are saying you’re not moving up unless u get 400k lead -____-

Shhhhhh it’ll be over soon. Don’t fight it. Anerf is working on a fix as we speak, they said it would be implemented this month..

Nice. u just made my day, another 4 weeks of getting focused by a server that outman us day and night

Soon.

PaLeRiDeR.5908:

Kalkz.5297:

ekleenex.1654:

Kalkz.5297:

and what the hell is this, Ebay 90k lead and they’re only getting 7.901 more ratings ?

i guess Anet are saying you’re not moving up unless u get 400k lead -____-

Shhhhhh it’ll be over soon. Don’t fight it. Anerf is working on a fix as we speak, they said it would be implemented this month..

Nice. u just made my day, another 4 weeks of getting focused by a server that outman us day and night

ekleenex.1654:

Jinks.2057:

Its really a sin to put 2 servers against an opponent they clearly can’t beat

I wouldn’t be so sure about that Jinks…

EDIT: Euughh I just felt so dirty posting that..

Beating ebay in this tier is possible, not impossible, it requires people who dont say
“flip an ebay keep and see what happens to your BL” from both servers

Two things ole Kalkzy:
1) No we dont, you plan your entire pkay tine around not being on when we are on.
2)Yes it is for you, the 90k should be the hint. Please take it.

I will take the 1) note as sarcasm. 5 mins ago :

http://gyazo.com/b869bc4743da2070835bf5a5edd62b29
http://gyazo.com/1c23ee53246dd8e9bb1f706bef62fc6b

but seriously ? what kind of server that puts 10 golems under oil and throw golems to build under cannons fire. lol ?

Every server has done that and will continue doing that. The thrill of beating the defenders to their keep outweighs caution a lot of the time. I think this is called “night capping”. You should be familiar with this playstyle. Sometimes it works, this time it didn’t. To pretend like you never have done this is beyond denial. Not sure who you’re trying to kid here Kalkz.

No offence to whoever did it brother, i never throwed 10 golems under oil, lol

Kalkz.5297:

No offence to whoever did it brother, i never throwed 10 golems under oil, lol

Yeah they die before they get to the gate or they hit when no one is home.

^ i like this guy, he always finds his way though the keyboard to troll, no matter what the comment is, somehow he just does, i like your talent.

So is it official? Keg party in EBay BL tonight? AR bring the funnels? BP brings the solo cups and ping pong balls? Ebay supply the nachos?

Kalkz.5297:

^ i like this guy, he always finds his way though the keyboard to troll, no matter what the comment is, somehow he just does, i like your talent.

The kid has potential no doubt

Tetra Bug.7134:

Kalkz.5297:

^ i like this guy, he always finds his way though the keyboard to troll, no matter what the comment is, somehow he just does, i like your talent.

The kid has potential no doubt

His keyboard will be the one to pierce the heavens.

Kalkz.5297:

^ i like this guy, he always finds his way though the keyboard to troll, no matter what the comment is, somehow he just does, i like your talent.

I haven’t even trolled you yet, im just sure everyone is on the same page in regards to you. I actually fight when in game, give it a try some time KupKalkz.

BrimstoneAshe.5043:

So is it official? Keg party in EBay BL tonight? AR bring the funnels? BP brings the solo cups and ping pong balls? Ebay supply the nachos?

Free Burgers to our first 99 ‘guests’.
:)
Jokes aside, good luck to all this week.

You guys need to post moar score updates this time.

Faux Sheaux.6179:

You guys need to post moar score updates this time.

We update the score on our site like 5 times a day!

Did you guys noticed something? AR and BP weren’t able to take any of our keeps this week o.o I’m not too sure though…

Nah, I remember AR sneaking in an EBay garrison steal at some point before Kalkz immediately complained that AR only focuses BP.

Can’t speak for any other time. I’ve been absent from the matchup a bit this week.

AR took garrison on reset night. I don’t remember how long they held it… it was after we had dispersed a bit thinking the reset rush was quelled. This week we will be a bit more diligent later into the night.

And I agree, more score updates here next week! I’ve been stuck working at my office a lot lately instead of from home. I can’t log in and check stuff hardly ever these days so you guys are my lifeline!

KStudios.2850:

I too like pancakes… and waffles for that matter. Waffles have pockets for holding in butter, syrup, fruit, etc.

But not Waffle-House… It’s like eating waffles in a bathroom. Ihop ftw!

o.0 .. Pockets holding syrup and butter?!?!?! Meet me at the Ihop! It’s going down!

Pancake build this, waffle build that…

…and yet I’m still like:

Blueberry Pancakes.

Noice.8730:

Did you guys noticed something? AR and BP weren’t able to take any of our keeps this week o.o I’m not too sure though…

I took your lowlands in eternal today

Pic attatched: It’s the Shaboozey capitalist fat cats that murdered #occupypangaloss. It was kind of like murdering a beautiful, golden baby Christ with “adult” “toys.” It was wrong. Perverted. And it was probably the kind of thing people like Shaboozey members would get off on.

#occupypangaloss
#neverforget

Razgriz.2590:

KStudios.2850:

Expiatus.4210:

Anybody got a score update?
Last one I saw was the following from 4 hours ago:

P.s. x2 I stopped by Borliss’s LA briefly just to shoot the breeze. Was rather saddened to find it’s not quite the hub of activity ours is. I think many of our WvW folks treat it like our breakroom. Then of course there’s the LA Commanders lol. Names you see flaunting the “nacho tag” in LA but never actually see in WvW.

Have you met my buddy Sawnec? lol

Actually, I hardly saw anyone at all. I perched myself up on the boardwalk in front of the bank so I could overlook the main plaza and see if I saw any guild tags I recognized. I must have seen maybe four people in the whole 10-15 mins I was there.

It was about 10 AM or so too though. So I imagine your folks were either all in WvW, or perhaps having a nice sleep in. Preferably the latter. Sometimes those darned beds just ensnare you with cozy warmth, lol. =D

Anxiety.6143:

KStudios.2850:

I too like pancakes… and waffles for that matter. Waffles have pockets for holding in butter, syrup, fruit, etc.

But not Waffle-House… It’s like eating waffles in a bathroom. Ihop ftw!

o.0 .. Pockets holding syrup and butter?!?!?! Meet me at the Ihop! It’s going down!

Pancake build this, waffle build that…

…and yet I’m still like:

I do smell what the Rock is cookin’, and it’s blueberry pancakes! I’d eat a pancake stack with the Rock any day!

…Only he’d probably have to take on most of them. I’m probably 1/3 his size.

-how is the current score looking?
-how is the current keep spread looking in all the BLs?
-how is EB looking?

EB 5330 +350
BP 5019 +190
AR 2961 +155

Archer and the rest of his GF friends being all nice to me

ko killer.3692:

Archer and the rest of his GF friends being all nice to me

SO MANY WALLSSS AHRGFHAHHHHHHHHHHH

Archer.1658:

ko killer.3692:

Archer and the rest of his GF friends being all nice to me

SO MANY WALLSSS AHRGFHAHHHHHHHHHHH

Did we just become BFF 4lyfe???

ko killer.3692:

Archer.1658:

ko killer.3692:

Archer and the rest of his GF friends being all nice to me

SO MANY WALLSSS AHRGFHAHHHHHHHHHHH

Did we just become BFF 4lyfe???

Maybe, but you should tell that [THUG] warrior to stop exploiting the determined glitch spot.