Guild Wars 2

TheLaughingMan.7951:

Yo Agrippa, I was on 8pm EST to 1am EST. I went to Orb arena and windmill. I also heard from my friend Crit that he wooped up on you guys pretty good when he was on. He doesn’t rep it much in WvW, but he is also a TROL.

I was on when I said I would be, and when I didn’t see any GRIM guild members (I even asked in mapchat if ANYONE had seen any of you), I ended up fighting a bunch of clowns from abyss who were less than impressive.

Yeah I couldn’t get him I will admit that. There were 2 ppl that got me he was one of em. Hope you are around as good as he is when we get to go a few rounds.

Thanks for the fun tonight guys. [Jade] had some great fights with [LS] and [xQCx] repeatedly in DH BL lol. And thanks myro for the added repair bill ;p.

I don’t think ANYbody expected this…:D

Anet got the best of ALL of us.

GavinGoodrich.1382:

I don’t think ANYbody expected this…:D

Anet got the best of ALL of us.

So are we doing anything to kitten you off yet? :P

Well this was more than unexpected. lol

Now I don’t think it’d be possible that NSP & IoJ will work together after last week, but please NSP realise DH is the big dog here, and they actually have FUN with us hitting them since they got the numbers to hold us both, but definitely not 24/7. There will be some pugs taking towers and camps, heck, some of us might still be kittened off with each other but its suuuuuper pointless. If we don’t hit the bigger server we wont have any different result. DH will be first and they will decide who gets 2nd.

So lets get our pride aside and lets work together for the better good, It’d be more fun at the end.

Oh WW commander guard, this was just a distraction, right? Or did you build it because you though it was a cat

The gate is down what will we do??

Oops you let us farm ty

But of course, it ends like this

Hey [Abys],

Ever lose a fight and not call in 30 people?

-[XOXO]

AKLbow.2463:

Hey [Abys],

Ever lose a fight and not call in 30 people?

-[XOXO]

Better question is have they ever won a fight.

Varconi.1804:

AKLbow.2463:

Hey [Abys],

Ever lose a fight and not call in 30 people?

-[XOXO]

Better question is have they ever won a fight.

I mean, I understand if they’re embarrassed they lose a fight with twice the numbers… but do you think a zerg really proves you’re good wvw’ers?

AKLbow.2463:

Hey [Abys],

Ever lose a fight and not call in 30 people?

-[XOXO]

u wish u had frends.

Yay now everyone can log in. Tys Anet.

[Abys],

Why you running? You have friends.

AKLbow.2463:

[Abys],

Why you running? You have friends.

I lied >________>

We have made a new guild. If interested, it’s only 100 gold to join.

Calling Zerg To Save Me [ABYS].

Please message me to join.

AKLbow.2463:

We have made a new guild. If interested, it’s only 100 gold to join.

Calling Zerg To Save Me [ABYS].

Please message me to join.

SCHNAP. how bout this one.

Better Tell Your Mes He Shouldda Rolled Thief [NOPE]

.is that too long.

That was dumb. I hope you feel bad about your post.

melodey.4652:

AKLbow.2463:

We have made a new guild. If interested, it’s only 100 gold to join.

Calling Zerg To Save Me [ABYS].

Please message me to join.

SCHNAP. how bout this one.

Better Tell Your Mes He Shouldda Rolled Thief [NOPE]

.is that too long.

It took me 3 secs to make [ABYS] Calling Zerg To Save Me

It is impressive that you thought it through, then typed out that horrible guild name, looked at it again and clicked reply. At some point you had to realize how bad that post was.

AKLbow.2463:

That was dumb. I hope you feel bad about your post.

I do feel bad. Karma for killing that cute bald asura I guess. :o

Congratulations… you killed someone who lagged out.

AKLbow.2463:

Congratulations… you killed someone who lagged out.

Obvsly using a super sophisticated hax then to continue fighting til death. Brb reporting.

melodey.4652:

AKLbow.2463:

Congratulations… you killed someone who lagged out.

Obvsly using a super sophisticated hax then to continue fighting til death. Brb reporting.

Everything is “super sophisticated” compared to your thought process.

AKLbow.2463:

melodey.4652:

AKLbow.2463:

Congratulations… you killed someone who lagged out.

Obvsly using a super sophisticated hax then to continue fighting til death. Brb reporting.

Everything is “super sophisticated” compared to your thought process.

You just want more pictures of varcona’s family members, dont you?

ss from me winning a duel with abys thief

These Abys guys are a class act

Wow, I see things are starting off just GRAND……

As for the Abys guild you see in WvW right now, we have a TON of new people (100-ish?) and are still in training, so don’t pat yourself of the back just yet.

And how very Jr. High to name your guild “ABYS,” gave us our good laugh for the night.

Oooh wait….it IS summer break in the US, so it probably IS Jr. High.

Our guild is superior to your 500 membership.

P.S. There’s 3 of us.

Miss Firesss.3704:

Wow, I see things are starting off just GRAND……

As for the Abys guild you see in WvW right now, we have a TON of new people (100-ish?) and are still in training, so don’t pat yourself of the back just yet.

And how very Jr. High to name your guild “ABYS,” gave us our good laugh for the night.

Oooh wait….it IS summer break in the US, so it probably IS Jr. High.

You’re cute.

Miss Firesss.3704:

Wow, I see things are starting off just GRAND……

As for the Abys guild you see in WvW right now, we have a TON of new people (100-ish?) and are still in training, so don’t pat yourself of the back just yet.

And how very Jr. High to name your guild “ABYS,” gave us our good laugh for the night.

Oooh wait….it IS summer break in the US, so it probably IS Jr. High.

Glad we gave you a laugh that was the point, its all in fun. Grouped with the thief we dueled for a bit, nice guy.

I’m sorry
…………………..

GavinGoodrich.1382:

I don’t think ANYbody expected this…:D

Anet got the best of ALL of us.

Indeed.

“Welp, that random thing didn’t really work. Lets stealthily remove it and hope nobody notices the matchups are still screwed.”

Dang XOXO, melody is owning you.

Nessuno.1253:

But of course, it ends like this

Omg why u gibme suspense.

Lol, this while we were taking hills with ~7 (estimate from someone who was there). I count 8 here for 2-4 of us, varied between the two for the duration of the cap.

Edit: advanced DH tactics

Why is this thread just so much more fun than ours? xD

Sorry for the moral high-handery here, but I gotta get this out. I am so tired of invis-spam thieves who only jump in a fight when they already have numbers advantages so they can backstab with no risk. I really do try to be respectful ingame, but I think I hit some kind of breaking point today. For anyone else bringing that crap at me, I’m going to grief the kitten out of you.

MethaneGas.8357:

Why is this thread just so much more fun than ours? xD

Haha no one like getting stabbed. Or bleeding to death. Or getting blown up. Or just being murdered by whatever means are employed. Hostilities and rivalries only make WvW more fun to play.

Guess I must have missed something during a week long break.

This is certainly an interesting new tactic if its not then well just LOL.

Forum warrior rage and mock guilds, and it hasn’t even been 12 hours into this match

Don’t think Dr/SF raged this hard this fast and they raged pretty good

Getting me all frisky, might just go nude on the battlefield.

LMAO That Llama melodey….2x win. not only will it be todays workplace desktop back ground, but now I can no longer take the xoxo guild cerealesly without picturing a bunch of llamas running about

echo.2053:

Guess I must have missed something during a week long break.

This is certainly an interesting new tactic if its not then well just LOL.

Forum warrior rage and mock guilds, and it hasn’t even been 12 hours into this match

Don’t think Dr/SF raged this hard this fast and they raged pretty good

Getting me all frisky, might just go nude on the battlefield.

LMAO That Llama melodey….2x win. not only will it be todays workplace desktop back ground, but now I can no longer take the xoxo guild cerealesly without picturing a bunch of llamas running about

HOLY MOLY, this echo guy is owning XOXO! I also love Llama, bro you are amazing.

Well darkhaven I must thank you for a bag filled first night back was fun wiping you

Otters.1567:

echo.2053:

Guess I must have missed something during a week long break.

This is certainly an interesting new tactic if its not then well just LOL.

Forum warrior rage and mock guilds, and it hasn’t even been 12 hours into this match

Don’t think Dr/SF raged this hard this fast and they raged pretty good

Getting me all frisky, might just go nude on the battlefield.

LMAO That Llama melodey….2x win. not only will it be todays workplace desktop back ground, but now I can no longer take the xoxo guild cerealesly without picturing a bunch of llamas running about

HOLY MOLY, this echo guy is owning XOXO! I also love Llama, bro you are amazing.

Shenanigans !!!!!
And not our shenanigans which are cheeky and fun.
your shenanigans are cruel and tragic, which makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Evil shenanigans

echo.2053:

Otters.1567:

echo.2053:

Guess I must have missed something during a week long break.

This is certainly an interesting new tactic if its not then well just LOL.

Forum warrior rage and mock guilds, and it hasn’t even been 12 hours into this match

Don’t think Dr/SF raged this hard this fast and they raged pretty good

Getting me all frisky, might just go nude on the battlefield.

LMAO That Llama melodey….2x win. not only will it be todays workplace desktop back ground, but now I can no longer take the xoxo guild cerealesly without picturing a bunch of llamas running about

HOLY MOLY, this echo guy is owning XOXO! I also love Llama, bro you are amazing.

Shenanigans !!!!!
And not our shenanigans which are cheeky and fun.
your shenanigans are cruel and tragic, which makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Evil shenanigans

I promise you, I hate XOXO, i’m glad someone is finally standing up to those noobs.

Otters.1567:

echo.2053:

Otters.1567:

echo.2053:

Guess I must have missed something during a week long break.

This is certainly an interesting new tactic if its not then well just LOL.

Forum warrior rage and mock guilds, and it hasn’t even been 12 hours into this match

Don’t think Dr/SF raged this hard this fast and they raged pretty good

Getting me all frisky, might just go nude on the battlefield.

LMAO That Llama melodey….2x win. not only will it be todays workplace desktop back ground, but now I can no longer take the xoxo guild cerealesly without picturing a bunch of llamas running about

HOLY MOLY, this echo guy is owning XOXO! I also love Llama, bro you are amazing.

Shenanigans !!!!!
And not our shenanigans which are cheeky and fun.
your shenanigans are cruel and tragic, which makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Evil shenanigans

I promise you, I hate XOXO, i’m glad someone is finally standing up to those noobs.

try again, no one on this server hates any one else <3, we have already told you this once before

[SE] Bros! What happened?! I’m not even trying to troll right now, I hit my quota when we rolled DR into 3rd and made sure FC hit 2nd. But you guys have either 1) a troll guild with the same name on your server. Or 2) dramatically lowered your standards in the recruiting lane.

3v1’ing a necro is fine. You winning is fine. I’m not mad, it’s expected. Me having a friend show up and us successfully 2v3’ing you 3 guys for 30+ minutes as you run in and out of your spawn though? That’s unheard of. Then when your 9+ friends show to back you from who knows how many guilds, and you win….you dance on the corpse of someone you 12v2’d?

Were you that mad? Have things changed this much? Please say it isn’t so! Once upon a time you were as respected/feared as the awesome [PD] Bros.

As much as people say we don’t roam, or play pvp in wvw then cry about it…sometimes we do. And we’re good at it. But no need to jump, dance, cry, jump on the bodies of someone you couldn’t kill alone.

That’s just rude.

And my feelings are totally hurt. I just broke in to my neighbors house and punched him in the baby maker, then snuck back to my house I was so mad. He was sleeping. He’s probably blaming his wife right about now…that can’t be good….

Crimson Magdelana.9024:

[SE] Bros! What happened?! I’m not even trying to troll right now, I hit my quota when we rolled DR into 3rd and made sure FC hit 2nd. But you guys have either 1) a troll guild with the same name on your server. Or 2) dramatically lowered your standards in the recruiting lane.

3v1’ing a necro is fine. You winning is fine. I’m not mad, it’s expected. Me having a friend show up and us successfully 2v3’ing you 3 guys for 30+ minutes as you run in and out of your spawn though? That’s unheard of. Then when your 9+ friends show to back you from who knows how many guilds, and you win….you dance on the corpse of someone you 12v2’d?

Were you that mad? Have things changed this much? Please say it isn’t so! Once upon a time you were as respected/feared as the awesome [PD] Bros.

As much as people say we don’t roam, or play pvp in wvw then cry about it…sometimes we do. And we’re good at it. But no need to jump, dance, cry, jump on the bodies of someone you couldn’t kill alone.

That’s just rude.

And my feelings are totally hurt. I just broke in to my neighbors house and punched him in the baby maker, then snuck back to my house I was so mad. He was sleeping. He’s probably blaming his wife right about now…that can’t be good….

LAWL ur calling out dh for danceing on ur body and laughing yet ur from HARD the biggest bunch of fight reseters in ioj that even when they cant kill u with 12 ppl they still have the balls to laugh at u little green asura thief saw my friend get killed by like 12 ppl and decided to jump and dance on his body when he didnt even do any of the work to kill him cuz he was to kitten running away from me.
that asura thief must still be mad that he got gibbed and danced on like he does to everyone he doesnt kill

Crimson Magdelana.9024:

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Ahahahaha. I think every server has that one/those few guilds who do things like that. “LUL I BEAT YA’ 8v1, LEMME DANCE ON YER CORPSE!” or “HAHHA I BEAT YOU 12v2, LET US LAUGH ATCHU!”

Respect -1 to those people. When I see my fellow NSP people do it (which isn’t too often from what I see, but there’s this one guild…) I just smh. It’s not funny, it’s frustrating for the victim. I would know, it’s happened to me before!

helo i am puppy

Yam.2891:

helo i am puppy

Hello, puppy? xD

Oh, and back to the 12v2/8v1 lameness! I guess I can’t blame them too much when it comes to me. After all, if a group of 8+ enemies are at, say, a NSP camp? If all the NPCs are dead and they’re capturing it? “RUUUUUSSSSSSSssssssshhhhh!!!!” which is usually followed by a /laugh or /dance after they maul me. >.>

Lol. Sometimes it works, though. I managed to hold 8+ DH off long enough for the other 2 NSP players who were watching to decide to jump in, then 8+ of our guys came to wipe DH. I died, but still! See? Sometimes taking risks pays off! They only needed one more tick to capture it, too! I Swooped in just in time!

Though I can’t think of any other time, save tower defense, where my "PUUUUUSSSH"es or "RUUUUUSSSSH"es actually worked out. xD

Rush with caution! [This doesn’t apply to me, though. I’ll still be running suicide missions. ^-^]