Guild Wars 2

ManBearPig is still the most feared

Furiousbeard.7602:

ManBearPig is still the most feared

That does sound frightening! Who would want a manbear that doesn’t sweat?

Seigfried.5938:

Dog.1472:

Good try TC and FA, but you were no match for the might of RATS.

Ain’t that funny, a guy named dog in a guild named rats :P

Yes, it’s a shame that he didn’t link the parts of the stream where we wiped them at least twice in open field on TCBL. :P

It was fun though, they got us a few times, including that Hills three-way. And then there was the three-way in front of Bay; good times.

Asbrandr.6324:

Seigfried.5938:

Dog.1472:

Good try TC and FA, but you were no match for the might of RATS.

Ain’t that funny, a guy named dog in a guild named rats :P

Yes, it’s a shame that he didn’t link the parts of the stream where we wiped them at least twice in open field on TCBL. :P

It was fun though, they got us a few times, including that Hills three-way. And then there was the three-way in front of Bay; good times.

Aaaah you’re so mean! RATS are only learning. Most haven’t reached true age of maturity yet, and you’re going around killing them and boasting about it. That just screams big meanie to me!

Wotah.2975:

Asbrandr.6324:

Seigfried.5938:

Dog.1472:

Good try TC and FA, but you were no match for the might of RATS.

Ain’t that funny, a guy named dog in a guild named rats :P

Yes, it’s a shame that he didn’t link the parts of the stream where we wiped them at least twice in open field on TCBL. :P

It was fun though, they got us a few times, including that Hills three-way. And then there was the three-way in front of Bay; good times.

Aaaah you’re so mean! RATS are only learning. Most haven’t reached true age of maturity yet, and you’re going around killing them and boasting about it. That just screams big meanie to me!

Like they aren’t boasting about wiping us. Lol.

But like I said, it was fun, we certainly had to learn how to counter the mega-zerg. Our commander was more or less shouting directions over Mumble non-stop for the entire fight and trying to type commands for the militia with us too, which usually were pretty kitten short due to the need for urgency.

So how about this evening while The Toast is hosting their Dolyak Parade on I assume the TC borderland for the bigger WvW guilds to frolic in, Fort Aspenwood throws a small-manpalooza festival over on the FA borderland. Our kittens don’t start getting out till PST primetime but we are super casual meaning we royally suck so why don’t you other small scale squads come farm us for kittens-n-giggles and one last fling with our new roaming buddies.

Maybe just for one nite FA can stand for Five Assaulters.

PariahX.6970:

So how about this evening while The Toast is hosting their Dolyak Parade on I assume the TC borderland for the bigger WvW guilds to frolic in, Fort Aspenwood throws a small-manpalooza festival over on the FA borderland. Our kittens don’t start getting out till PST primetime but we are super casual meaning we royally suck so why don’t you other small scale squads come farm us for kittens-n-giggles and one last fling with our new roaming buddies.

Maybe just for one nite FA can stand for Five Assaulters.

FA cannot resist the manly squads of JQ and will have a ballista shot waiting to kiss your cheek.

Unfortunately most of FA will be farming said yak parade and will not be able to attend the manapalooza

Asbrandr.6324:

Wotah.2975:

Asbrandr.6324:

Seigfried.5938:

Dog.1472:

Good try TC and FA, but you were no match for the might of RATS.

Ain’t that funny, a guy named dog in a guild named rats :P

Yes, it’s a shame that he didn’t link the parts of the stream where we wiped them at least twice in open field on TCBL. :P

It was fun though, they got us a few times, including that Hills three-way. And then there was the three-way in front of Bay; good times.

Aaaah you’re so mean! RATS are only learning. Most haven’t reached true age of maturity yet, and you’re going around killing them and boasting about it. That just screams big meanie to me!

Like they aren’t boasting about wiping us. Lol.

But like I said, it was fun, we certainly had to learn how to counter the mega-zerg. Our commander was more or less shouting directions over Mumble non-stop for the entire fight and trying to type commands for the militia with us too, which usually were pretty kitten short due to the need for urgency.

He’s right you know… most of RATS are brand new alts people made specifically for this. Our homework last week was to level up.

Asbrandr.6324:

Seigfried.5938:

Dog.1472:

Good try TC and FA, but you were no match for the might of RATS.

Ain’t that funny, a guy named dog in a guild named rats :P

Yes, it’s a shame that he didn’t link the parts of the stream where we wiped them at least twice in open field on TCBL. :P

It was fun though, they got us a few times, including that Hills three-way. And then there was the three-way in front of Bay; good times.

I could post every fight, but that would require a lot of effort. I just linked the unanimously chosen best fight of the map (voted by everyone in teamspeak and approved by the Pope).

If you want to go through the raw footage: here! http://www.twitch.tv/drwilco/b/435410544

Plus if you notice I’m level 24 or something .. many of us are upleveled or not geared and definitely not on our main. This was the third? time I played necro. And godkitten does Corrupt Boon/Epidemic wreck your command group.

Wilco.1458:

Asbrandr.6324:

Seigfried.5938:

Dog.1472:

Good try TC and FA, but you were no match for the might of RATS.

Ain’t that funny, a guy named dog in a guild named rats :P

Yes, it’s a shame that he didn’t link the parts of the stream where we wiped them at least twice in open field on TCBL. :P

It was fun though, they got us a few times, including that Hills three-way. And then there was the three-way in front of Bay; good times.

I could post every fight, but that would require a lot of effort. I just linked the unanimously chosen best fight of the map (voted by everyone in teamspeak and approved by the Pope).

If you want to go through the raw footage: here! http://www.twitch.tv/drwilco/b/435410544

Plus if you notice I’m level 24 or something .. many of us are upleveled or not geared and definitely not on our main. This was the third? time I played necro. And godkitten does Corrupt Boon/Epidemic wreck your command group.

Yeah, I noticed all the conditions and figured you guys were running something along those lines, since I also main Necro. Unfortunately, it never seems like we have enough condition cleanses in our groups, but this is partially due to the fact that TC’s big on militias and we don’t really require people to take certain things in order to stack the group. For example, there will be times when the commander calls out for veils and portals from Mesmers and we don’t get any; the same can be said for static fields from Eles.

I also noticed the up-levels and was surprised that the bags I was getting were of lower quality.

You guys just had so many early on in our fights that it was difficult for our group of 30 or so to fight you. Eventually, we got some reinforcements which made things go smoother though.

Asbrandr.6324:

Wilco.1458:

Asbrandr.6324:

Seigfried.5938:

Dog.1472:

Good try TC and FA, but you were no match for the might of RATS.

Ain’t that funny, a guy named dog in a guild named rats :P

Yes, it’s a shame that he didn’t link the parts of the stream where we wiped them at least twice in open field on TCBL. :P

It was fun though, they got us a few times, including that Hills three-way. And then there was the three-way in front of Bay; good times.

I could post every fight, but that would require a lot of effort. I just linked the unanimously chosen best fight of the map (voted by everyone in teamspeak and approved by the Pope).

If you want to go through the raw footage: here! http://www.twitch.tv/drwilco/b/435410544

Plus if you notice I’m level 24 or something .. many of us are upleveled or not geared and definitely not on our main. This was the third? time I played necro. And godkitten does Corrupt Boon/Epidemic wreck your command group.

Yeah, I noticed all the conditions and figured you guys were running something along those lines, since I also main Necro. Unfortunately, it never seems like we have enough condition cleanses in our groups, but this is partially due to the fact that TC’s big on militias and we don’t really require people to take certain things in order to stack the group. For example, there will be times when the commander calls out for veils and portals from Mesmers and we don’t get any; the same can be said for static fields from Eles.

I also noticed the up-levels and was surprised that the bags I was getting were of lower quality.

You guys just had so many early on in our fights that it was difficult for our group of 30 or so to fight you. Eventually, we got some reinforcements which made things go smoother though.

Were you there for that prolonged fight at North Camp? FA was there, TC was there and I think we survived for a good five waves of respawns from Citadel. That was insanely fun.

VOLKON.1290:

Asbrandr.6324:

Wilco.1458:

Asbrandr.6324:

Seigfried.5938:

Dog.1472:

Good try TC and FA, but you were no match for the might of RATS.

Ain’t that funny, a guy named dog in a guild named rats :P

Yes, it’s a shame that he didn’t link the parts of the stream where we wiped them at least twice in open field on TCBL. :P

It was fun though, they got us a few times, including that Hills three-way. And then there was the three-way in front of Bay; good times.

I could post every fight, but that would require a lot of effort. I just linked the unanimously chosen best fight of the map (voted by everyone in teamspeak and approved by the Pope).

If you want to go through the raw footage: here! http://www.twitch.tv/drwilco/b/435410544

Plus if you notice I’m level 24 or something .. many of us are upleveled or not geared and definitely not on our main. This was the third? time I played necro. And godkitten does Corrupt Boon/Epidemic wreck your command group.

Yeah, I noticed all the conditions and figured you guys were running something along those lines, since I also main Necro. Unfortunately, it never seems like we have enough condition cleanses in our groups, but this is partially due to the fact that TC’s big on militias and we don’t really require people to take certain things in order to stack the group. For example, there will be times when the commander calls out for veils and portals from Mesmers and we don’t get any; the same can be said for static fields from Eles.

I also noticed the up-levels and was surprised that the bags I was getting were of lower quality.

You guys just had so many early on in our fights that it was difficult for our group of 30 or so to fight you. Eventually, we got some reinforcements which made things go smoother though.

Were you there for that prolonged fight at North Camp? FA was there, TC was there and I think we survived for a good five waves of respawns from Citadel. That was insanely fun.

That might have been before I arrived or after I had taken a break to finish some homework. I was in the battles near the NW Tower, several Garrison pushes, in front of Bay, Hills, and several encounters near the Quarry.

Also, what happened to you guys after that Bay fight? We were expecting you guys to resist way more than you did. Of course, we also noticed that you were fighting FA while we were on inner and we capped it just as FA reached the inner wall.

Asbrandr.6324:

VOLKON.1290:

Asbrandr.6324:

Wilco.1458:

Asbrandr.6324:

Seigfried.5938:

Dog.1472:

Good try TC and FA, but you were no match for the might of RATS.

Ain’t that funny, a guy named dog in a guild named rats :P

Yes, it’s a shame that he didn’t link the parts of the stream where we wiped them at least twice in open field on TCBL. :P

It was fun though, they got us a few times, including that Hills three-way. And then there was the three-way in front of Bay; good times.

I could post every fight, but that would require a lot of effort. I just linked the unanimously chosen best fight of the map (voted by everyone in teamspeak and approved by the Pope).

If you want to go through the raw footage: here! http://www.twitch.tv/drwilco/b/435410544

Plus if you notice I’m level 24 or something .. many of us are upleveled or not geared and definitely not on our main. This was the third? time I played necro. And godkitten does Corrupt Boon/Epidemic wreck your command group.

Yeah, I noticed all the conditions and figured you guys were running something along those lines, since I also main Necro. Unfortunately, it never seems like we have enough condition cleanses in our groups, but this is partially due to the fact that TC’s big on militias and we don’t really require people to take certain things in order to stack the group. For example, there will be times when the commander calls out for veils and portals from Mesmers and we don’t get any; the same can be said for static fields from Eles.

I also noticed the up-levels and was surprised that the bags I was getting were of lower quality.

You guys just had so many early on in our fights that it was difficult for our group of 30 or so to fight you. Eventually, we got some reinforcements which made things go smoother though.

Were you there for that prolonged fight at North Camp? FA was there, TC was there and I think we survived for a good five waves of respawns from Citadel. That was insanely fun.

That might have been before I arrived or after I had taken a break to finish some homework. I was in the battles near the NW Tower, several Garrison pushes, in front of Bay, Hills, and several encounters near the Quarry.

Also, what happened to you guys after that Bay fight? We were expecting you guys to resist way more than you did. Of course, we also noticed that you were fighting FA while we were on inner and we capped it just as FA reached the inner wall.

We had more pressing business to attend to!

Go TC Go! – Don’t go down without a fight!

VOLKON.1290:

Asbrandr.6324:

Wotah.2975:

Asbrandr.6324:

Seigfried.5938:

Dog.1472:

Good try TC and FA, but you were no match for the might of RATS.

Ain’t that funny, a guy named dog in a guild named rats :P

Yes, it’s a shame that he didn’t link the parts of the stream where we wiped them at least twice in open field on TCBL. :P

It was fun though, they got us a few times, including that Hills three-way. And then there was the three-way in front of Bay; good times.

Aaaah you’re so mean! RATS are only learning. Most haven’t reached true age of maturity yet, and you’re going around killing them and boasting about it. That just screams big meanie to me!

Like they aren’t boasting about wiping us. Lol.

But like I said, it was fun, we certainly had to learn how to counter the mega-zerg. Our commander was more or less shouting directions over Mumble non-stop for the entire fight and trying to type commands for the militia with us too, which usually were pretty kitten short due to the need for urgency.

He’s right you know… most of RATS are brand new alts people made specifically for this. Our homework last week was to level up.

Wait, you guys made a new guild called RATS last week?

…. does that make Jade Quarry the ship?

InWhySee.2097:

VOLKON.1290:

Asbrandr.6324:

Wotah.2975:

Asbrandr.6324:

Seigfried.5938:

Dog.1472:

Good try TC and FA, but you were no match for the might of RATS.

Ain’t that funny, a guy named dog in a guild named rats :P

Yes, it’s a shame that he didn’t link the parts of the stream where we wiped them at least twice in open field on TCBL. :P

It was fun though, they got us a few times, including that Hills three-way. And then there was the three-way in front of Bay; good times.

Aaaah you’re so mean! RATS are only learning. Most haven’t reached true age of maturity yet, and you’re going around killing them and boasting about it. That just screams big meanie to me!

Like they aren’t boasting about wiping us. Lol.

But like I said, it was fun, we certainly had to learn how to counter the mega-zerg. Our commander was more or less shouting directions over Mumble non-stop for the entire fight and trying to type commands for the militia with us too, which usually were pretty kitten short due to the need for urgency.

He’s right you know… most of RATS are brand new alts people made specifically for this. Our homework last week was to level up.

Wait, you guys made a new guild called RATS last week?

…. does that make Jade Quarry the ship?

Obviously the only place for a rat is on a ship! Er…wait.

I hope we get that matchup again soon. I couldn’t play as much as i wanted because of bbq and kittening awesome weather. Thanks to FA and TC, the hours I played were real fun, especially against those RE and NAGA guys.

katanah.8431:

Robot Chocken.7012:

neomccoy.2657:

This has been the best WvW week since we transferred to TC. Thank you JQ and FA, I am hoping we’re facing each other again on next reset!!

shout out to RATS, HzH, SF, EMP, AoS for the fun fights!

[RE] is a strong guild it has been a pleasure.

Aww Ty and likewise. You guys have been the most fun to play against and have kept the forums full of fun. Feel free to join our dolyak parade tonight! Those always turn out ‘interesting’ with FA around.

I honestly don’t know what that is. Sorry They don’t let me out much.

I was also on commanding in JQ BL while RATS was running in TCBL. Most of HzH NA was in RATS which made holding off RE+full queue at the end quite a job lol.

DA vs SIC enjoy

I know how much JQ misses sor so heres what we have done while you were gone. :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXCj7HjQD6w (45 omegas) I hope you guys are having fun it looks like a good matchup.

Robot Chocken.7012:

I was also on commanding in JQ BL while RATS was running in TCBL. Most of HzH NA was in RATS which made holding off RE+full queue at the end quite a job lol.

I did notice a few of you guys in there; RATS’ tags were bigger though, so your tags were harder to notice. Lol.

We weren’t really on the map until most of RE left for the night.

Friendly reminder that the Dolyak parade will be in 3 1/2 hours! I’ll post the location in a few hours Come join and have fun!

Hello inferior beings,

I am instructor Mancito! Leader of the Shadow Gypsies and founder of the Rata Sum Army Tactical School aka RATS. I would post this here myself but as posting on the forums of lower species is beneath me, I will have one of our first year instructors post for me. Thank you Wilco.

Moving on! I would like to thank all of our cadets this week for their excellence in the field of battle. TC’s Bookah hordes will not soon forget the thrashing they recieved at the hands of our cadets. After reviewing the holograms, the FEW fights we did lose, appear to only have been caused by some cadets not following their homework leveling programs from last week! Some of you will be beaten, in ways you won’t enjoy.

I would like to also thank you dirty bookahs for the copious amounts of bags that you dropped for my school last night as well. Clearly you are not used to fighting such superior beings. But who is really? RATS is the finest military academy in the ENTIRE world, possibly the galaxy, well lets just go with the ENTIRE GALAXY to be honest.

Your donations of bags will ensure funding for the school for another week, and also my amazing harem and various addictions.

Love,

Mancito [RATS]

Mance [SG]

InWhySee.2097:

Wait, you guys made a new guild called RATS last week?

…. does that make Jade Quarry the ship?

Best zinger I’ve seen in a matchup thread for quite a while

This has been the most fun week of WvW since the early weeks of TC/FA/KN earlier this year. EBG has been a TON of fun every night.

JQ/FA: Thanks for keeping it classy in the game and on the forums. This thread has been almost entirely positive and friendly. Best thread in a long long while.

JQ: I can’t wait to face you guys again.

FA: I’m sure we’ll be seeing plenty of each other, as usual. :-P

Sovereign.1093:

Anyone from Philippines here? I wonder if I have kabayans playing in FA or JQ or TC

Memememememememe

I thought TC and FA had a love affair! Hickeroar you make it sound like you’re a bit tired of your ‘fiancee.’

Handin.4032:

Friendly reminder that the Dolyak parade will be in 3 1/2 hours! I’ll post the location in a few hours Come join and have fun!

I triple dog dare you to have it in FABL.

I take a 3 week break and you replace me with an entire guild of asurans? Jesus Christ Mance.

Dear FA and TC,

Thank you for the match up this week. I enjoyed the fights on the field and even enjoyed returning to the forums! It was refreshing to see people actually ENJOY playing and having fun (and for the most part no inserted rants with huge wall of text with people arguing about them and theres!).

TC SEA had it hard but I can honestly that you are No1 for resilience and sheer get up and go. I never saw you guys give up and kept pushing even when other servers had historically long given up. Respect

I had some great fights with FA too. You guys are rock solid and I never take you guys lightly on the field.

Thank you for reminding me of what balanced healthy communities are along with good fighting too.

<3

Avatar of Belle.9623:

I thought TC and FA had a love affair! Hickeroar you make it sound like you’re a bit tired of your ‘fiancee.’

Fiancee? No, we’re about to celebrate our Diamond Anniversary at this point.

Avatar of Belle.9623:

I thought TC and FA had a love affair! Hickeroar you make it sound like you’re a bit tired of your ‘fiancee.’

We had an affair with SoS. 0:

Alright everyone! The Dolyak Parade will be in TCBL in 45 minutes (6 PM ST). We always gather around the windmill south of south camp So, please come and join us! Tonic, or just run around for fun!

I hope to see ya all out there! Even if you don’t wanna tonic, you can escort the yaks to help against any possible enimoos! Contact me for any information!

SoPP.7034:

Dear FA and TC,

Thank you for the match up this week. I enjoyed the fights on the field and even enjoyed returning to the forums! It was refreshing to see people actually ENJOY playing and having fun (and for the most part no inserted rants with huge wall of text with people arguing about them and theres!).

TC SEA had it hard but I can honestly that you are No1 for resilience and sheer get up and go. I never saw you guys give up and kept pushing even when other servers had historically long given up. Respect

I had some great fights with FA too. You guys are rock solid and I never take you guys lightly on the field.

Thank you for reminding me of what balanced healthy communities are along with good fighting too.

<3

Thanks!

It was awesome finally getting to go up against JQ. I know your NA is going through a bit of challenging times but it was still great to face off against [SF], [SG], and of course [RATS]

The never-ending stream of missionaries trying to convert us to the Gospel of Jedsus Chris during SEA was annoying and a waste of time though that tribute vigil you made to our Golem God was quite impressive.

(Seriously, Waha and Co. aren’t a Zerg… they are a Force of Nature :O)

And FA – great performance! Your NA was tenacious and aggressive throughout the week and the score only reflects coverage not commitment.

I really hope we get to see more matches like this. I think JQ/TC/DB would be really interesting during SEA!

I’d also like to jump in on this good sportsmanship love train. This week has been the most fun for me (and I think I speak for many of us) in WvW in quite some time. Props to both TC and FA for being good sports and fighting hard. Here’s to a rematch next week (please don’t give me BG SoR again).

Cheers!

Shout out to Odinzu ([EP]) for great duels. Lots of skill and sportsmanship.

And yes, that yak was that important

To the Fa Zerg who Killed The Yak parade, Hope you Like Feeling the JQ Zerg Caping all yo stoof on your Bl <3

Keen to fight some TC next week, CERN looking at you.

Mikauonikino.2054:

To the Fa Zerg who Killed The Yak parade, Hope you Like Feeling the JQ Zerg Caping all yo stoof on your Bl <3

We have priorities

Mikauonikino.2054:

To the Fa Zerg who Killed The Yak parade, Hope you Like Feeling the JQ Zerg Caping all yo stoof on your Bl <3

Nice try on our garrison. But we wiped you. Both JQ and TC.

One love. I had a good time fighting you guys. Glad we kept it classy on the forums.

Go herd your Yaks in care bear land. ROFL

Furiousbeard.7602:

Mikauonikino.2054:

To the Fa Zerg who Killed The Yak parade, Hope you Like Feeling the JQ Zerg Caping all yo stoof on your Bl <3

We have priorities

But a total lack of manners or any sense of politeness .

Its not that you did of course you could is why you made the choice too ..that indicates more about your server than any of your protestations .

You didnt have to you could have let others have harmless fun .

You could have fought elsewhere like the true warriors you are ….i know it takes fa"s intense bravery to charge dolyaks i am impressed.Personally i was collecting your bags at lake tower .Your forces there could have done with the help.

…………of course we see your priorities.

Such bravery such heroism such gamesmanship …I am impressed as am sure everyone is .

LOL get outplayed tc

Middzz.1490:

harmless fun

This isn’t pve.

Middzz.1490:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Mikauonikino.2054:

To the Fa Zerg who Killed The Yak parade, Hope you Like Feeling the JQ Zerg Caping all yo stoof on your Bl <3

We have priorities

But a total lack of manners or any sense of politeness .

Its not that you did of course you could is why you made the choice too ..that indicates more about your server than any of your protestations .

You didnt have to you could have let others have harmless fun .

You could have fought elsewhere like the true warriors you are ….i know it takes fa"s intense bravery to charge dolyaks i am impressed.Personally i was collecting your bags at lake tower .Your forces there could have done with the help.

…………of course we see your priorities.

Such bravery such heroism such gamesmanship …I am impressed as am sure everyone is .

Your tears are absolutely delicious

Middzz.1490:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Mikauonikino.2054:

To the Fa Zerg who Killed The Yak parade, Hope you Like Feeling the JQ Zerg Caping all yo stoof on your Bl <3

We have priorities

But a total lack of manners or any sense of politeness .

Its not that you did of course you could is why you made the choice too ..that indicates more about your server than any of your protestations .

You didnt have to you could have let others have harmless fun .

You could have fought elsewhere like the true warriors you are ….i know it takes fa"s intense bravery to charge dolyaks i am impressed.Personally i was collecting your bags at lake tower .Your forces there could have done with the help.

…………of course we see your priorities.

Such bravery such heroism such gamesmanship …I am impressed as am sure everyone is .

pvp zone

The urge of Animal Control [YAK] to hunt large herds of dumb, peaceful, slow, witless animals is overwhelming.

Middzz.1490:

more about your server than any of your protestations .

Yeah you lost my sympathy here.

QQ, pvp in pvp zone, heathen barbarians, loot bags, retaliation, spawn camping, yada yada yada.

We’ve all been through it before, and will continue to re-live it it seems. Lets just move on already okay?

Edit: In fact why doesn’t someone just link the reddit from the first one, and subsequently move all the back and forth to that medium. Instead of clogging up this one with pointless junk.

nibbles.2408:

Middzz.1490:

more about your server than any of your protestations .

Yeah you lost my sympathy here.

QQ, pvp in pvp zone, heathen barbarians, loot bags, retaliation, spawn camping, yada yada yada.

We’ve all been through it before, and will continue to re-live it it seems. Lets just move on already okay?

Edit: In fact why doesn’t someone just link the reddit from the first one, and subsequently move all the back and forth to that medium. Instead of clogging up this one with pointless junk.

You miss the point not that it not allowed it is not that you couldnt you can …

The point is you chose too……

…….as said impressed by your sefless bravery heroism true warrior spirit it shines through your actions .

I laughed so hard at the name Animal Control [YAK].

Was fun to see everything just suddenly get rolled over lol.