Guild Wars 2

saiyr.3071:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Boonprot.6274:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

saiyr’s comments in the GvG livestream chat made me sad. We aren’t making the thread boring, we just don’t care.

I said “scnd 4-1!!!!!” as a prediction and half the stream kitten themselves because of spoilers. Tbh I transferred to EU quickly to watch the GvG.

Boon, that was funny as kitten though. VII wasn’t half bad, but their backline kept getting wrecked by the support DPS on Scnd.
Also, Sacrx commentary was priceless, all the reddit nerbs there were hating like nobodies buisness.

Oh, were they redditors? I assumed it was T1 NAers that were saying “20v20 no skill (now let me get back to 80v80)” :P

I found out about it through reddit, but I assume thats why so many people were there. also that give away didn’t hurt. I just saddened me to see so much ignorance..especially from the obvious Spvpers who were in chat.

Evalana.5480:

PAGE 19! Let’s do this! Anyone up for some small scaley fight club type shenanigans tonight??

Only if kalkz can come…

Kalkz is prob sleeping.

Saiyr, was it you who said NA GVG rukitten v80 OR GTFO? I think it was, haha. then the usurper mentioned rB 60v60, rofl.

Evalana.5480:

Kalkz is prob sleeping.

Something ain’t right with that boy

I said “rules” and it replaced it with rukitten?

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

Kalkz is prob sleeping.

Something ain’t right with that boy

It’s what happens when people live on the other side of the country!

LAD Infinitum.1675:

<my small contribution to extending the thread>

BREAKING NEWS

We of Borlis Pass have decided to create a ground-breaking new guild. We don’t PPT. We don’t PvD. We don’t Zerg. We don’t GvG. We don’t roam. We don’t small man. We don’t glitch.

We are Borlis Bards [BB], and WE WRITE SONGS.

Inspired by a catchy ditty authored by Borlis Pass Mesmer on our forums (“Maguuma Matata,” check it out), I have created a song that I think captures a fundamental part of this match-up’s dynamic. Without further ado, may I present to you a derivative of Icona Pop’s “I Love It”:

I’ll Zerg It

I got this feeling on my borderlands when you were gone.
I moved my tag onto your map, spammed chat, and drew a queue.
I threw some prints onto the ground and watched my golems grow.
I moved my tag onto your map.

I don’t care. I’ll zerg it!
I don’t care.

I got this feeling on my borderlands when you were gone.
I moved my tag onto your map, spammed chat, and drew a queue.
I threw some prints onto the ground and watched my golems grow.
I moved my tag onto your map.

I don’t care. I’ll zerg it!
I don’t care.

Your players went to sleep, and now I’ll PvD
You hate my karma train, that leaves you paper keeps
550 P-P-T, bet you will say we glitched
haters are gonna hate, but it’s all coverage b****.

I’ll zerg it!
I’ll zerg it!

I got this feeling on my borderlands when you were gone.
I moved my tag onto your map, spammed chat, and drew a queue.
I threw some prints onto the ground and watched my golems grow.
I moved my tag onto your map.

I don’t care. I’ll zerg it!
I don’t care. I’ll zerg it! I’ll zerg it!
I don’t care. I’ll zerg it!
I don’t care.

Your players went to sleep, and now I’ll PvD
You hate my karma train, that leaves you paper keeps
550 P-P-T, bet you will say we glitched
haters are gonna hate, but it’s all coverage b****.

I don’t care. I’ll zerg it!
I don’t care. I’ll zerg it! I’ll zerg it!
I don’t care. I’ll zerg it!
I don’t care. I’ll zerg it! I’ll zerg it!
I don’t care.
I’ll zerg it!

I need to unbury this because it is full of awesome and disappearing fast.

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

Kalkz is prob sleeping.

Something ain’t right with that boy

It’s what happens when people live on the other side of the country!

World*

Fight club today, DB BL windmill 8:00pm PST, 11:00pm EST

For any warrior, guardian or ranger that can beat me I’ll give you 1g.

Evilzara.6378:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

Kalkz is prob sleeping.

Something ain’t right with that boy

It’s what happens when people live on the other side of the country!

World*

Fight club today, DB BL windmill 8:00pm PST, 11:00pm EST

For any warrior, guardian or ranger that can beat me I’ll give you 1g.

OMG I am such an idiot.

My brain is mashed potatoes tonight. It’s almost the end of the week and I’ve had to use it so much at work I can’t think straight anymore, lol

Thanks Zara :P

Evilzara.6378:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

Kalkz is prob sleeping.

Something ain’t right with that boy

It’s what happens when people live on the other side of the country!

World*

Fight club today, DB BL windmill 8:00pm PST, 11:00pm EST

For any warrior, guardian or ranger that can beat me I’ll give you 1g.

Also, may not want to do it on DB bl – because Lokii. He will poop on it. (if he still plays)

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Saiyr, was it you who said NA GVG rukitten v80 OR GTFO? I think it was, haha. then the usurper mentioned rB 60v60, rofl.

Ya that was me.

He challenged me on Gw2 GvG, I countered with 60v60 in the year 2020. rB is making a GvG team. When it is ready we will GvG. Stop crying big babies.

warsock.7830:

He challenged me on Gw2 GvG, I countered with 60v60 in the year 2020. rB is making a GvG team. When it is ready we will GvG. Stop crying big babies.

My 80v80 comment wasn’t about you, I was just making fun of T1

sigh this forums feels like that new years party im gonna regret going to<.< im feeding the trolls for you evlana and i hate forums whose have page numbers X6-X9

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Ghoulina.2976:

GuardianOMS.8067:

So that’s four ballistas, three trebs, two cannons, two arrow carts, and one catapult… all for 8 dudes. DB so strong.

Stop bringing nail files to a gun fight.

If you got it, drop it. When stuff is boring, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

Cute, but you’ve got like 1 person on siege.
Maybe you should try portal bombing again guys. I’ll be the first one through.
[EDIT] <3 you HERO no sting intended.

I know you wouldn’t slag on me or Hero babe.

Portal bombs are our specialty, for sure. I do, however, think that Guardian person has a rage-on for me. He’s always so mad, so mad.

To the Mag [ME] Colonel Warrior that we were hanging out with outside SM dueling, I want to have little pixel babies with you. No lie. Just don’t tell my husband, that could get awkward.

Is this page 20 yet? Flirting with Mags is making me feel dirty.

dat mag zerg for 20 rB and 5 pugs woo woo!

Please let’s have another discussion about numbers that only proves how many grown nerds can’t count or estimate to save their lives.

GuardianOMS.8067:

Please let’s have another discussion about numbers that only proves how many grown nerds can’t count or estimate to save their lives.

Can we? We’re not at 20 yet.

Evalana.5480:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Please let’s have another discussion about numbers that only proves how many grown nerds can’t count or estimate to save their lives.

Can we? We’re not at 20 yet.

I simply count by taking into account finding the area radial damage and averaging it out with the a randomization algorithm that include the probably of classes in zergs and their general builds (with a few radicals for ppl with crit chance and pets which increase damage in a given area).

mag zerg dogs hurrhurr

numbers, lots of numbers

GuardianOMS.8067:

So that’s four ballistas, three trebs, two cannons, two arrow carts, and one catapult… all for 8 dudes. DB so strong.

Therane is a DUCK

Ghoulina.2976:

x per fection x.2096:

Lenador.1436:

x per fection x.2096:

You give to many

http://youtu.be/qDFc95Lgvuo

As far as the Agg/Ark combo if you wouldn’t run in 50 man groups then it wouldn’t happen, both of us prefer to run on our own. I know there was a DB commander last night who said the fact that DB ended up with a Q’d zerg in a giant ball was a big foolish and that he wished it didn’t always end like that.

If you have premade guilds that are names of your combined guilds you really can’t say anything when we team up.

we go back to the voltron principle how bout we consider the human centipede instead. And, just in my opinion, queued maps of rally bots are in your favor

Name more than 1 DB guild that could beat a full Q of rally bots with 23/25

Other than NS there isn’t one that would even come close.

Hero

ActionCat Approves.

ActionCat.4162:

Ghoulina.2976:

x per fection x.2096:

Lenador.1436:

x per fection x.2096:

You give to many

http://youtu.be/qDFc95Lgvuo

As far as the Agg/Ark combo if you wouldn’t run in 50 man groups then it wouldn’t happen, both of us prefer to run on our own. I know there was a DB commander last night who said the fact that DB ended up with a Q’d zerg in a giant ball was a big foolish and that he wished it didn’t always end like that.

If you have premade guilds that are names of your combined guilds you really can’t say anything when we team up.

we go back to the voltron principle how bout we consider the human centipede instead. And, just in my opinion, queued maps of rally bots are in your favor

Name more than 1 DB guild that could beat a full Q of rally bots with 23/25

Other than NS there isn’t one that would even come close.

Hero

ActionCat Approves.

Evalana wants a mint chocolate chip cookie ♥

See you on the battlefield tonight! (at some point)

Ghoulina.2976:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Ghoulina.2976:

GuardianOMS.8067:

So that’s four ballistas, three trebs, two cannons, two arrow carts, and one catapult… all for 8 dudes. DB so strong.

Stop bringing nail files to a gun fight.

If you got it, drop it. When stuff is boring, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

Cute, but you’ve got like 1 person on siege.
Maybe you should try portal bombing again guys. I’ll be the first one through.
[EDIT] <3 you HERO no sting intended.

I know you wouldn’t slag on me or Hero babe.

Portal bombs are our specialty, for sure. I do, however, think that Guardian person has a rage-on for me. He’s always so mad, so mad.

To the Mag [ME] Colonel Warrior that we were hanging out with outside SM dueling, I want to have little pixel babies with you. No lie. Just don’t tell my husband, that could get awkward.

Is this page 20 yet? Flirting with Mags is making me feel dirty.

in that case I’m all kinds of dirty.

OMG THAT rB zerg of like 80!
OMG !

Evilzara.6378:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

Kalkz is prob sleeping.

Something ain’t right with that boy

It’s what happens when people live on the other side of the country!

World*

Fight club today, DB BL windmill 8:00pm PST, 11:00pm EST

For any warrior, guardian or ranger that can beat me I’ll give you 1g.

kitten, so easy gold :s

Another night in WvW, another night being zerged by EA + TB + Hero.

Just keep a posting.

We’re not on map for 5 minutes and DB is already queue blobbed

Really

Practice dat zerg bustin’

Comprissent.3856:

We’re not on map for 5 minutes and DB is already queue blobbed

Really

/tissue

It’s okay pumpkin, it’s almost over.

Ghoulina.2976:

Comprissent.3856:

We’re not on map for 5 minutes and DB is already queue blobbed

Really

/tissue

It’s okay pumpkin, it’s almost over.

I RAN QUAGGAN WITH YOU

don’t you love me :’(

I don’t normally get to play on reset days so I’ll just take this time to thank both DB and Mag for the fun fights while roaming your BL’s and mostly defending ours. Keep it real and see you on the next match up.

That and I wanted to contribute to the 20 page goal!

/bow

Gothahm.6274:

I don’t normally get to play on reset days so I’ll just take this time to thank both DB and Mag for the fun fights while roaming your BL’s and mostly defending ours. Keep it real and see you on the next match up.

That and I wanted to contribute to the 20 page goal!

/bow

♥

We’re in the final stretch!

PUSH PUSH PUSH!!!!

Boonprot.6274:

Another night in WvW, another night being zerged by EA + TB + Hero.

Good fights

You guys are almost as tough to crack as Agg but its so kitten hard when we got random people with us that run at the sight of a fight… uhggggg.

WOHOO 20 PAGES!

Edit: nvm.

I saw the DB keep in EBG set up.. i thought this was pretty cool.

Boonprot.6274:

Another night in WvW, another night being zerged by EA + TB + Hero.

Yup EA rolling deep our 60 man zerg loves our bags, yummy

Anyone else on DBBL having trouble holding a connection? I can’t seem to go 3 steps without crashing…. Only on DBBL

Ohh yeah – and inc page 20!

Evalana.5480:

Anyone else on DBBL having trouble holding a connection? I can’t seem to go 3 steps without crashing…. Only on DBBL

Ohh yeah – and inc page 20!

Idk forums has slowed down so much….suppose ppl r still raiding…..we must have for guild briefings and Q.Q queries about tonight’s raid

Edit: meh accidentally made page 20

Lenador.1436:

Evalana.5480:

Anyone else on DBBL having trouble holding a connection? I can’t seem to go 3 steps without crashing…. Only on DBBL

Ohh yeah – and inc page 20!

Idk forums has slowed down so much….suppose ppl r still raiding…..we must have for guild briefings and Q.Q queries about tonight’s raid

Edit: meh accidentally made page 20

Awwwwww YEAAAAAH ♥

Evalana.5480:

Lenador.1436:

Evalana.5480:

Anyone else on DBBL having trouble holding a connection? I can’t seem to go 3 steps without crashing…. Only on DBBL

Ohh yeah – and inc page 20!

Idk forums has slowed down so much….suppose ppl r still raiding…..we must have for guild briefings and Q.Q queries about tonight’s raid

Edit: meh accidentally made page 20

Awwwwww YEAAAAAH ♥

Evilzara.6378:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

Kalkz is prob sleeping.

Something ain’t right with that boy

It’s what happens when people live on the other side of the country!

World*

Fight club today, DB BL windmill 8:00pm PST, 11:00pm EST

For any warrior, guardian or ranger that can beat me I’ll give you 1g.

Your late, act professional

<.< i hate draws

Lenador.1436:

Evilzara.6378:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

Kalkz is prob sleeping.

Something ain’t right with that boy

It’s what happens when people live on the other side of the country!

World*

Fight club today, DB BL windmill 8:00pm PST, 11:00pm EST

For any warrior, guardian or ranger that can beat me I’ll give you 1g.

Your late, act professional

Thanks for the duel.

So many people showed up it was ridiculous.

Evilzara.6378:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

Kalkz is prob sleeping.

Something ain’t right with that boy

It’s what happens when people live on the other side of the country!

World*

Fight club today, DB BL windmill 8:00pm PST, 11:00pm EST

For any warrior, guardian or ranger that can beat me I’ll give you 1g.

where are you?