Guild Wars 2

On a side note,

DH’s momma is so big and greasy, the pact lands their airships on her back to refuel.

DH’s mama is so nasty, Zhaitan made her into a minion called “Zhaitans Butt”

Bllade.1029:

DH’s mama is so nasty, Zhaitan made her into a minion called “Zhaitans Butt”

You can do better than this Bllades. I’m disappointed in you.

I’ve been pleasantly surprised by Darkhaven this week. No matter how many times you wipe, y’all still come back in the same numbers. Quit isn’t in your vocabulary.

AR’s momma so ugly she is the only person who has to pay a subscription to play.

This has been a great match up so far <3

greyblue.4962:

Wow, AR, Dh, have you guys been recruiting the last couple days. Don’t think I’ve seen you both have 50 mans going simultaneously before now.

No lol, we just have persistent numbers throughout. We’re only slightly more populated on the weekend, we maintain very strong numbers throughout the week. We don’t have more people lol, you just got less people owning us :P.

Arius.7031:

greyblue.4962:

Wow, AR, Dh, have you guys been recruiting the last couple days. Don’t think I’ve seen you both have 50 mans going simultaneously before now.

No lol, we just have persistent numbers throughout. We’re only slightly more populated on the weekend, we maintain very strong numbers throughout the week. We don’t have more people lol, you just got less people owning us :P.

I heard T1 tactics are to “spread the peanut butter” or some bit.

kitten last time we brought up the peanut butter… FC flipped kitten..

Future reference: I think FC is allergic to peanut butter

Darkhaven, you thought you were sneaky, golem rushing our Borderlands like that….

HoD never forgives, HoD never forgets.

HoD seriously?! I was walking as a yak and you guys killed me with an invisible zerg.

Seriously, you guys are so pro!
L2P NOOBSAUCEMCMUFFINCAKES

Devon.9061:

HoD seriously?! I was walking as a yak and you guys killed me with an invisible zerg.

Seriously, you guys are so pro!
L2P NOOBSAUCEMCMUFFINCAKES

Even HoD players hate HoD! You guys got it bad.

greyblue.4962:

Wow, AR, Dh, have you guys been recruiting the last couple days. Don’t think I’ve seen you both have 50 mans going simultaneously before now.

must just be that hod’s game is slippin’.

HoD, yo mamma so stupid she thought Plant Standard was a diet!

Faranox.4217:

HoD, yo mamma so stupid she thought Plant Standard was a diet!

DAYYUUUMMMMMM

Alright alright here’s one:

AR’s Mama is so fat, we tried to get inside of her thinking she was an Omega golem.

Hey DH? Why do you all run away so fast when your golems go down? I was picking up baggies all the way from Garrison to Bay! Then I chased an Asuran warrior half way across the map and wondered why he was so afraid of one lone Asuran engineer, after all we are both Asuran. He finally stopped to fight, AFTER he caught up to his friends for help! What is the matter, do not like 1v1 fights? Too even for you?

DH…members of the Olympic sprint team…I have to laugh at those runners when I turn them into a moa with my mesmer…it suits them so well…giant chickens.

And those big burly DH hammer warriors get so angry when you turn them into chickens…. hilarious. You should really control your temper…it will get you killed as you found out.

Do you see yourself in the above?

DH’s momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

HoD momma is so ugly that people call her Linda.

…wait

Theftwind.8976:

Hey DH? Why do you all run away so fast when your golems go down? I was picking up baggies all the way from Garrison to Bay! Then I chased an Asuran warrior half way across the map and wondered why he was so afraid of one lone Asuran engineer, after all we are both Asuran. He finally stopped to fight, AFTER he caught up to his friends for help! What is the matter, do not like 1v1 fights? Too even for you?

DH…members of the Olympic sprint team…I have to laugh at those runners when I turn them into a moa with my mesmer…it suits them so well…giant chickens.

And those big burly DH hammer warriors get so angry when you turn them into chickens…. hilarious. You should really control your temper…it will get you killed as you found out.

Do you see yourself in the above?

Haha yeah, everyone knows it’s Dh that won’t do 1v1s in this matchup. Funny stuff, you’re quite the joker aren’t you? :P

Also, it’s a good thing your hammer warriors don’t get angry like ours do. Wouldn’t want 50% of your WvW population raging in chat, would we?

Silas Drake.8946:

HoD momma is so ugly that people call her Linda.

…wait

LOL

Loved DH’s attempt at taking HOD’s Hills .. 6 golems and huge blob .. gg …. maybe next time Thanks for the bags.
Trixy Lola [MU]

Bawshie.3127:

Loved DH’s attempt at taking HOD’s Hills .. 6 golems and huge blob .. gg …. maybe next time Thanks for the bags.
Trixy Lola [MU]

Um, gratz?

Still looking for a roaming guild on AR. I’m set on invisible most of the time in game so send me a mail or pm me on the forums if you’d like to invite me.

I have to give props to the HL warrior that keeps coming back for fights with me.

Is it just me, or are we trying to trade SM now? Captured it 3 times tonight, and only once did we encounter a defense.

Not that I’m complaining.

Dear, DH

Please leave my T3 WP Bay alone in your BL.

Thank you,
~Devon

Devon.9061:

Dear, DH

Please leave my T3 WP Bay alone in your BL.

Thank you,
~Devon

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Good fights though, and great defense HoD.

Bllade.1029:

Silas Drake.8946:

HoD momma is so ugly that people call her Linda.

…wait

LOL

Blade’s momma is so fat she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub!

What’s up my former friends and foes? I can’t resist a good “your momma” forum war.

TogoChubb.3984:

Bllade.1029:

Silas Drake.8946:

HoD momma is so ugly that people call her Linda.

…wait

LOL

Blade’s momma is so fat she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub!

What’s up my former friends and foes? I can’t resist a good “your momma” forum war.

Your server jumping guild’s momma is so dumb, that i saw her jumping up and down the other day and asked what she was doing. She said she just took medicine but forgot to shake it.

Silas Drake.8946:

TogoChubb.3984:

Bllade.1029:

Silas Drake.8946:

HoD momma is so ugly that people call her Linda.

…wait

LOL

Blade’s momma is so fat she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub!

What’s up my former friends and foes? I can’t resist a good “your momma” forum war.

Your server jumping guild’s momma is so dumb, that i saw her jumping up and down the other day and asked what she was doing. She said she just took medicine but forgot to shake it.

Your momma’s so fat she uses a sheep for a tampon!!!!!! Get on my level!

Togo’s mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads “One at a time please”

Blade’s momma is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads “to be continued”

Man I miss you guys!!!! Too much forum fun to be had here.

Who are you kidding, Togo? Just transfer back to Darkhaven already. =)

He is scared of us… That is why he left

Devon.9061:

He is scared of us… That is why he left

Honestly it was El Taquito’s fireworks that did me in. He brought a year supply of them on my kitten so I had to jump ship out of his reach…Muhhahahahaha!

Nice one!

Silas – Yo momma’s so fat she wears two watches. One for each timezone her kitten covers.

TogoChubb.3984:

Nice one!

Silas – Yo momma’s so fat she wears two watches. One for each timezone her kitten covers.

LOL

Togo’s mama is so fat, when she wore a Malcomb X T-shirt helicopters tried to land on her back!

I see the [BRL] is defending your borderlands, Darkhaven. You must think that you’ll be able to stop us, but there is no hue.

so much red :O

at least we got a few before being swarmed

Lol we finally got that splinter out of our side in our BL… Good fights HoD, lol.

Think Ill just put this here….

http://www.gw2score.com/index.php?action=livemap&server=Henge%20of%20Denravi

31 hours later. DH did we learn our lesson of not golem rushing HoD BL? Use those golems on your own BL.

~~~Fight Club~~~

8PM EST

Location: HoD BL, windmill.

Hope to see you there!

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….. Read the answer….. I don’t know this guy >.>

Arius.7031:

Lol we finally got that splinter out of our side in our BL… Good fights HoD, lol.

Let me tell you, the Brazilians of your server are real adamant about not leaving bay alone after wiping countless times. I can hear all the screaming in Portuguese now.

15-20 omega’s I hear at 3 am est. Well played…I guess.

Bllade.1029:

Arius.7031:

Lol we finally got that splinter out of our side in our BL… Good fights HoD, lol.

Let me tell you, the Brazilians of your server are real adamant about not leaving bay alone after wiping countless times. I can hear all the screaming in Portuguese now.

15-20 omega’s I hear at 3 am est. Well played…I guess.

When in doubt, Golems. If you fail at first, try, and try, and try, and try, and try, and try again. 100 omegas later, you win.

Well, someone didn’t like my posts and deleted lots of them. Man oh man…no fun. Good luck all, i’ll see you when I see you.

I feel ya Togo, same here. -_-

Same… Our last thread yo mama jokes didnt get infracted… WHAT THE KITTEN ANET?!?!?

Bllade.1029:

15-20 omega’s I hear at 3 am est. Well played…I guess.

Good thing you didn’t have enough people to scout and defend a fully upgraded keep.

You do realize that there is 4 maps? You also realize that a lot of people get bored on DH map since frankly there isnt much to do. When we go there you guys leave your map. Yesterday afternoon during one of our biggest downtimes we literally had the Brazilians running away from us by just walking in their direction.

Seeing as this was 3am est. With that many omegas and not on our BL. The amount of people who were on that map probably could not afford to switch maps to ask for help. And second you would have all ready been on inner (probably going to the lords) Before a response could occur.

Moral of the story keep your omegas in your own BL. You will need them there more than ours.

I havn’t had much luck roaming the BL’s alone looking for some good duels/small group fights. I have to say HoD are the absolute worst people for me to play against considering what I want are small duels. I havn’t been able to find any single HoD roaming alone, or with less than 5 people. Even when I bow, every single HoD I can find refuses to fight me 1 on 1 or even 2 on 1. So I decided to follow around small groups, hoping one or two would break off and I could find myself a nice fight. Instead, the entire group would turn around and all try to kill me every time.

The smallest HoD group I could find that wouldn’t run away from me was a group of 3, so I picked a fight with them, and died after downing only one of them. They proceeded to dance on my corpse like winning a 3v1 was a huge accomplishment. So frustrating. Maybe I need to go to spvp when we are against HoD since they all seem too scared to duel.

As far as Darkhaven, I have had a few good fights from you guys. Look forward to playing you again soon.