Guild Wars 2

Once upon a time, when all Tyria was at peace, the great 3 orders decided they would make a contest to determine which race is, once and for all, the mightiest.

Norn were drinking, sylvari sleeping, but Humans, Asuras and Charrs didnt even had a minute for thinking.

The challenge was simple: a male rabbit was to be turned loose on the open fields of Kryta, and the force that would faster find it, would emerge victorious.

Millions came across all corners of Tyria to witness, from commoners to kings, and so it begins.

The Humans were first. Gathering the might of Seraph numbers and will, they roamed the land from river to hill, and finally brought the rabbit to justice in just 5 hours.
The crowd cheered and Seraph honour was intact.

Next the Asura. These creatures, opposite of tall, seemed to not be worried at all. Their greatest minds of the College of Dynamics were at work. Combining their intellect prowess, they managed to construct a female rabbit robot that lured the male rabbit into a trap, and so to be captured in just 1 hour.

The crowd was in awe. “Impossible to beat”, was being heard all around.

Next the Charr. Like a raging thunder, the Bloodlegion rushed into the field, cursing and roaring, their infernal machines tumbling down the hill. Catapults, ballistas and trebuchets by the hundreds…it was tragic to see.

The crowd laughing.

After 15 minutes. the Bloodlegion appeared in front of the order judges.

“How can this be?” , “Impossible!”…

The Charr Tribune, standing proud, waves this all beaten up Quaggan to the judges.

A minue of silence that lasts for an eternity, and the Quaggan says:

“I confess, im a rabbit!”