Guild Wars 2

If you sincerely believe rolling up to T2 will be healthy for T3 servers you are mistaken. The tolerance Maguuma had for bad matchups kept a lid on the boiling garbage soup that is T2 WvW.

I think this matchup is the best thing that could ever happen during a Tournament. It’s stupid imbalanced, but so is WvW in general. Why is there no turnout? Because there’s no reason to turn out, show up 5 minutes, get your five events, week result will be the same as if you put in serious overtime. So why bother? Why even try to PPT when you know you don’t have to at all.

In a tier SoS has won for nearly 20 weeks straight, Why?

That’s the positive can do spirit I like to hear!

wads.5730:

pug zergs are NEVER doing the work, atleast not on mag

Horse kitten, I was totally carrying on my uplevel ranger. GOMLxMLGxPROxSWAGx420 zerk shortbow.

I believe they want these types of posts on the General Discussion forums, right?

Update right as the NA match starts?

dreztina.4820:

Lol. Well, at least now I know not to bother looking for oPP. If getting owned and making up excuses is all you can do, there are better fights out there.

TheThiefMaster.3812:

Btw you had more than 8 against 3 oPP( 2 on toons they hardly ever play i might add) and some pugs but why am i expecting you of all people to be honest.

Would you look at that, an excuse why you couldn’t deal with a mixed Mag group with your mixed group.

Jado Cast.1805:

CrimsonHandHiro.9574:

Jado Cast.1805:

CrimsonHandHiro.9574:

Kalla.4290:

Cuddlepie.8109:

Shunt.6254:

lol hammer trains old meta. It makes sense though, these T1 guys less skilled and deal with massive lag and queues all day. Might as well roll an 80 man hammer train and press 1111111111. They don’t know how to play other classes or use their other abilities in open field, mainly for the lag. Seriously though… they’ve got their PPT. So….

Could this be rmprodigy (mark 2)?

Don’t bother responding. The mantra of Maguuma is that no one on any of the T1 servers is any good and they are the bestest, it is like talking to extreme religious nutters.

Or maybe we’re all individuals and can’t be categorically filed away as “Maguuma”

I had fun feeding oPP guys bags at NN late last night, shame they fell back to building two ballistas and a superior arrow cart against PUGs. Perhaps full zerk without group support wasn’t the best idea on my part but it’s just fun making really big numbers and forcing organized groups to peel and focus with a single skills use.

WE do that when we get bored and looking for entertainment.

Sounds thrilling but I think you’re doing it wrong, you put trebs up and treb the citadel with cows. Get on NWT’s level.

I don’t know what NWT is but, yeah when its siege we usually do it wrong but we’re okay with that.

Does this meet your approval?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pYjtj7zjO4

saw catapult location, closed video. It clearly wasn’t at NorthWest Tower.

Jado Cast.1805:

CrimsonHandHiro.9574:

Kalla.4290:

Cuddlepie.8109:

Shunt.6254:

lol hammer trains old meta. It makes sense though, these T1 guys less skilled and deal with massive lag and queues all day. Might as well roll an 80 man hammer train and press 1111111111. They don’t know how to play other classes or use their other abilities in open field, mainly for the lag. Seriously though… they’ve got their PPT. So….

Could this be rmprodigy (mark 2)?

Don’t bother responding. The mantra of Maguuma is that no one on any of the T1 servers is any good and they are the bestest, it is like talking to extreme religious nutters.

Or maybe we’re all individuals and can’t be categorically filed away as “Maguuma”

I had fun feeding oPP guys bags at NN late last night, shame they fell back to building two ballistas and a superior arrow cart against PUGs. Perhaps full zerk without group support wasn’t the best idea on my part but it’s just fun making really big numbers and forcing organized groups to peel and focus with a single skills use.

WE do that when we get bored and looking for entertainment.

Sounds thrilling but I think you’re doing it wrong, you put trebs up and treb the citadel with cows. Get on NWT’s level.

Kalla.4290:

Cuddlepie.8109:

Shunt.6254:

lol hammer trains old meta. It makes sense though, these T1 guys less skilled and deal with massive lag and queues all day. Might as well roll an 80 man hammer train and press 1111111111. They don’t know how to play other classes or use their other abilities in open field, mainly for the lag. Seriously though… they’ve got their PPT. So….

Could this be rmprodigy (mark 2)?

Don’t bother responding. The mantra of Maguuma is that no one on any of the T1 servers is any good and they are the bestest, it is like talking to extreme religious nutters.

Or maybe we’re all individuals and can’t be categorically filed away as “Maguuma”

I had fun feeding oPP guys bags at NN late last night, shame they fell back to building two ballistas and a superior arrow cart against PUGs. Perhaps full zerk without group support wasn’t the best idea on my part but it’s just fun making really big numbers and forcing organized groups to peel and focus with a single skills use.

Pinko.2076:

JaNordy.6149:

Asudementio.8526:

dreztina.4820:

I don’t think I have ever fought a server so severely trash tier as TC. Grats guys, you’ve surpassed Yaks Bend.

Funny, i hear a lot of the same sentiment towards mag.

Worst player skilled servers Ive fought in games lifetime

1. Kaineng
2. Jade Quarry
3. Tarnished Coast

Cheer up TC, you are #1 on my list of servers to self invite to my party to talk trash.

Can you upload those screenshots?

Like in some form together, say maybe a collage?

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what is going on

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eithinan.9841:

kerona.3465:

EFWinters.5421:

So talked to a Maguuma person, I’m going to assume this is how the whole server thinks of open field fighting.

accurate

also, ebay, come be the try hards to our slacker. we need each other.

Ebay NA + Maguuma NA = Pretty dominant NA against T1. But only if they coordinated via voip like Mags used to do so well. (no offense, I dont know if you are still at the level you were 6 months ago.)

We are totally worse than we were 6 months ago. The people who used to defend have burned out or been alienated with the direction of WvW development. It’s pretty obvious that if you aren’t on the WXP treadmill you are doing it wrong. Attrition means less and less people show up every day. Bloodlust worked in my case for about 3 days until the novelty of new toys wore off.

ERR, I MEAN MAGUUMA IS THE BEST.

saiyr.3071:

makes me wonder why the meta hasn’t actually shifted yet

Because you can always just add more hammers and get better that way

Poor Bony, this seems relevant.

Thrashbarg.9820:

In today’s headlines, Magumma admits to needing sieged up spawncamping techniques to repel roamers. Shocking scandal ensues…..

Siege built to counter the siege Tarnished Coast needed while being under the coverage of Legendary Defenders.

Strato.6714:

To the human female Mesmer who dropped the basket Clam Cake (pity magic find food) in front of our zerg on the field treb outside of Bay on MagBL.

Bravo.

We like to troll a lot on TC, and to get some trolling back was a kick. We all had a good laugh, and enjoyed the food greatly.

I think some of your guys left some stuff back in the Keep. There’s a few War Banners and Discarded Garments, we’ll just keep them in the lost and found for later.

Remember, last one out turn out the lights.

Yeah but that’s entirely too many people to Moa, even for a thief of Ho’s Levul.

Guild ranks are very serious business, I mean just look at DERPs ranks. if I could log in and share them I would but they are exemplary of just how much the ethos of discipline and order run through our membership.

Littlefeather.8623:

Well one of my posts was deleted already, I thought it was funny.

Anyway, to reiterate again, All three servers in the matchup know that Maguuma outnumber both servers. And we all know who the least populated server is as well. So please dont try to defend your story with being outnumbered as that is clearly not the case in any situation regarding Maguuma.

Yes, let’s go there while talking about a fight that occurred during part of NA primetime. It sounds to me that you are now complaining about all the other hours except for the one we were actually discussing.

We aren’t decrying the number deficiency. We went to find that fight because it might be fun. It was fun. If you don’t have the situational awareness to know when you could have pressed the attack that speaks more to your ability to count and read a battles ebb and flow.

I like how you never nerved up to actually try SMC. We have actual head counts from a few times throughout the fight. We weren’t running with a pub magnet icon on so we weren’t actively building numbers. We went from between 21 to 30 people according to supply info. When the numbers were at their highest I hopped out of the fight onto a mortar for the open field treb at the keep choke and the field arrow carts you guys attempted. So yeah nice job not even scratching a gate as you got tied up! I’m not saying you didn’t pressure but there was no attrition or initiative.

robocafaz.9017:

Albo.7605:

Yeah, then why is it that every time I show up at fight club I get ganked by every DARP and DFND there; and when i run into a group that doesnt, none of them can kill me.

DFND here. We ran over fight club once earlier this week because people participating in it kept taking South South.

If you want to have your fight club have your fight club, but if you step on our Wub Wub we’re going to step on your Club Club.

Yeah, I recall breaking up a fight club one time this week but it was because there was an attempt to siege up South South with 3 ballista and 2 arrow carts at which point neutrality was revoked. Even then I only attacked people who attacked while clearing the siege and camp area. Perspective makes a rather large difference, yes?

I know that basically D|ERP is tired of defending Mag BL. When certain guilds get tied up on homeland defense we end up with little offense to pressure the enemy Borderlands so we leave it to the militia now. It’s just more fun.

Stealth, it’s not your fault. Some people are just really irrationally defensive when presented with criticism, whether it’s valid or playful ribbing amongst rivals.

Anyway It’s just painful to read how circular this thread is.

If he didn’t bring it to the forum how could we publicly shame a server, who regularly leads their tier, from poaching guilds from within said tier. Stay Classy, BP.

I like the part where I go in the portal and never come out.

I got my Gears, and my popcorn. There was like a line of people just going there on Maguuma.

I’m pretty positive since I don’t have any gears, let alone any of Brisban Wildlands mapped. And especially not sure of where the merchant in Skrittsburgh is.

xTiMeBoMBx.2863:

ParaldaWind.4523:

Pretty fun day in Eternal today. A lot of great fights with FA.

=D

yeh we’re pretty much fighting against gears now that maguuma is using them

That’s funny, I just got geared out of Stonemist by some fine gentlemen who are very very skilled at video games and clicking on inventory stacks like a boss.

Count the throws, for each throw I will throw 250 (give or take 34) more gears until this nightmare is ended. Kitten is on, like Kitten Kong.

Greetings from Stonemist Castle!
So Long and Thanks for the full supply!

I… I… agree with Bunzy.

(not about combo fields, that’s ridiculous)

Oh, so Rethesis is a day 1 Kaineng guild?

Foss.4830:

Puddin Cheeks.8539:

Tarjaic.5269:

Congratz to kain for getting ur hills back, i would be curious to know how many omegas you have used to accomplish this as i have personally seen 15 go down not counting the assault that won it for you. Hehehe u should thank mag though as they softened us up considerably for you.

Too bad they are smart enough to wait 2 hours and then they could have DPS’d hills and took it with no siege. But keep in mind it was mostly [RE] and they still think they know how to fight. One day you guys will step up to big boys league. Until then, it will take you hoards of golems to take objectives.

Im sorry are you inferring that YOU are in the big boys league? I have yet to see any “pro” tactics from anyone on either of your servers. Getting real tired of reading posts like this. If they used 15 golems they were obviously just doing it for fun. My god I cannot believe how negative you people are.

Maybe you were just asleep when the pro tactics happened. That seems to be when all the super MLG pro play happens in this matchup.

Pinko.2076:

StormWolf.7645:

For those talking smack about Jang and others’ typing in Englikittenype just 1 full sentance in his native language without looking it up or Google Translator or such…Even if you DID look it it up or Google it, guarantee there’ll be parts that are grammatically horrible to a native speaker. Talk down about their game skills, about their zergs, whatever…But these guys can communicate with us, no matter how poorly, in our native tongue, do NOT demean that.

You’re really good at attacking things that don’t exist. Also, we can’t talk about how bad WM is, because the mods delete and infract those posts in minutes. Maybe this one will survive: WM is bad at PvP and the reason they left t1 is because they got tired of wiping. They will leave Kaineng if it ever gets to t1.

I don’t care. WM is bad, this isn’t the same WM that won those championships, right? I know we never had the coverage to hang in scores but I went to EB expecting something much more fearsome. Fighting the Zerg is like bullfighting. As long as you know potential approach angles or control which direction they can attack from they become declawed kittens.

Play their veil, mass invis., and portal game back at them and they will seek out softer targets, like a properly glorified Karma train (which they are.)

GuardianOMS.8067:

No one was in the borderland…. Mag had the outmanned buff and everyone moved to EBG. Please tell me how difficult or fun capping the BL must have been. With zero being the least difficult, on a scale of zero to zero, please.

But seriously, gg capping an empty map. No sarcasm intended.

You just don’t appreciate the strategic mastery necessary to accomplished such bold maneuvers against such overwhelming odds. The previous hours of Door Machine busting just melts away seeing my own borderland in its current state.

Saweth You Him.9047:

O man all the cards are on the table now. If Maguma doesn’t hold I’m going to say “How was you 1/48th of a day Maguma. Tell us all about it. Spare no details.”

Had fun, had dinner, had a nap.

Saweth You Him.9047:

O well stuff happens. This has traditionally been FAs weakest time slot. Good exercise for the people playing right now in coordinating many different guilds together. For the republic and to the benefit of the individual.

So all things being equal you are at your weakest? Excuse me while I feign shock, and wheel around to mock with wildly derisive meta-humor.

Rebel, I’ve bowed both forwards and backwards on 2 characters to the Internet at large but you say one thing about a West Keep killzone you can make the stream and be street like me.

Anyway I present a poem for you, Rebel.

There once was a thief dubbed Daughter
Who’s food couldn’t be any hotter
dinner cooking, no way
but siege, trebuchet
and Heartseeker Spam til he got her.

Paralda is claiming my golem kill, Paralda. I’ll give you a share of it since it had 130k hp though.

Current score update
Thohlhbhhhrhihn kills
Xela with 5, Me with 2 including one a golem, 2 for Melo, others are encouraged to participate

Time for Tales of Maguuma… I will start with a written retelling of the oral epic of our people.

Now one day long ago, our ancestors at Maguuma lived a hard scrabbled lifestyle. Penned in by a mighty horde of foes, Maguuma looked inward and fell to despair. The enemy was numerous and even the land turned against those who stayed behind. The keep was inhabited by a terrible beast, the Mighty grub. Haunted by the grub the people of Maguuma united to strike it down as their country fell before the storm of invaders.

Alas the mightiest heroes of Maguuma pulled together in a natural fortress of Pangloss Rise, a cave with but two entrances. The people dug in, and set about all matter of siege. For days did they hold onto their hope and their weapons. When finally the dust cleared and the blood pooled, there was naught but Rams and Maguuma. That is when all who drew breath knew the Lord Flame Ram had seen us through the fight.

So you see, we have been blessed by the Flame Ram but only through the Grub were we forged into the Flame Ram’s weapon.

Through Lord Flame Ram, All things are possible.

Pentzski.4620:

I gotta say, out of all the matchups, Maguuma is probably my favourite to fight. They run around naked beating people with sticks while capping. They do it with class and hilarity. Good show

Sounds like I missed a round of Caveman capping, or Pro Magnon

No way! his is humiliation pink, mine is Icing, it should be pretty obvious.

Amongst the signs that you may have been on a Rocode Roleplay Rampage, you log into this dye color scheme in the morning.

http://imgur.com/yLQVn

Crashed the Ehmry Bay Borderland again?

jktracey, it’s been explained this isn’t the proper area for this repeatedly, if you have evidence and an account name email exploits@arena.net with the information.

All of Maguuma doesn’t exploit, so I’d rather not be painted by such a broad brush.

Gator, there’s video of that that Western keep attack but it lacks the catapult part which was the real nerve wracking part of that assault.

I will never forget “5 Inc” turning into 40 though

Maguuma Makes Do.