You know the Firstborn Caithe
The Pale Tree and Trahearne
Faolain, Aife, Malomedies and Cadeyrn
But do you recall
The most infamous Sylvari of all?
Scarlet, the red-head Sylvari
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it
You would drop your sword and run
All of the other Firstborn
Used to laugh and call her ‘runt’
They never let poor Scarlet
Join in any Wyld Hunts
Then one misty winters eve,
Omadd came to say:
“Scarlet, with your brain so bright,
Won’t you learn some stuff tonight?”
Then how the forums loathed her
As they shouted out in dread:
“Scarlet, the red-head Sylvari,
we wish that you were dead!”