Guild Wars 2

Hey there Anvil Rock, I’m a totally hoopy frood looking for a hook up with a fun new guild.

Me:
- 80 Elementalist
- Not very good
- Not online regularly so don’t count on me
- Down to run a dungeon if I’m actually online
- PvP sounds good too but I’ll probably die all the time
- I hate everyone, don’t take it personally
- Really, I feel that a lot of people would be better off if we shot them into the sun

You:
- A Guild with people in it
- That log on and want to do stuff once in a while
- Witty banter is a plus
- Unsavory characters are a double plus
- Seriously what I’m really looking for is a bunch of cantankerous individuals who laugh at the expense of others
- If you have a story akin to setting your neighbor’s cat on fire because he kept eating your chickens, you are probably the guild for me
- No social crack smokers
- No voice chat requirements cause I’m probably not going to do that

If you feel that you and I would be a good match, feel free to drop me a line.