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- “A new case for you, officer.”
- “What happened ?”
- “A murder. An olympic sprinter was just killed in cold blood.”
- “Premeditation ?”
- “No, litteraly cold. He was slapped on the face until he grew cold and die.”
- “Weapon ?”
- “Yeah. This monster of a killer took his time, he did it all with… a spoon.”
- “Must have take quite some time. Why did the victim didn’t escape ?”
- “Couldn’t. According to eye witnesses, the agressor was a cripple. Sportmanship forbid the victim to flee, wouldn’t be correct to emphasize the handicap of the agressor.”
- “Yeah, makes total sense. So, let me recap : a top notch runner in full health got spooned to death by a cripple.”
- “Yup, that’s basically it. Did let a dying message with his blood, though. ‘Nerf cripple’”.
- “That’s quite an enigmatic statement.”
- “Yes it is, sir. Yes it is.”