Guild Wars 2

Thieves? Surely you mean the punching bags who are fond of running and poofing away.

Haha, thought this was only happening to me.
At least now I know I’m not alone.

I would really like a mount for cosmetic purposes though.
A Charr riding another Charr would be hilarious.

Because of how badkitten they look of course + Because they’re so big, their armor is big making Charr look Chuck Norris level badkitten