Guild Wars 2

I have Guild Wars, but it seems so empty and cold without my good friend. Son of a kitten. I can’t kitten believe how kitten crazy this kitten is. I just want to play the kitten game with my friend, who for some kitten reason, can’t get in. This kitten needs to be fixed so we can all finally play GW2 as the bad-kitten group we planned on being. Please…unkitten this situation quick so we can go back to kitten stuff up in Tyria.

For too long I have walked alone, searched alone, fought alone, looted for myself, drank ale, and spoken many words aloud meant for the ally I have yet to see in game. I don’t know how this problem began and I don’t know how it will be fixed. I only know it has been the cause of great distress in the life of my best friend. Fix it, cause I’m sad, and every post I put in with improper gramar is messing with my other best friend and dear God she won’t stop correcting this post and it is crumbling on itself liek a dream from Inception! Please fix this so I can spend more time looting, fighting, …kittenI AM using the comma the right way Britta! Please, fix this!