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This is a joke post. It is meant to illustrate that perhaps better fixes and better uses of time could be found. These are not real patch notes or future patch notes. At one point in time humans could tell the difference between a joke and “trolling”. This is not trolling; it is meant as a joke.
That said… here are FAKE patch notes from the FUTURE.
New Features and Content
- All world mobs have been changed to Champions. All drops have been changed to Porous Bones.
- Grawl headdresses have been made 45% bigger and all Grawl not wearing headdresses have been given mullets and wallet chains.
- That one way that you figured out how to make a little gold… yeah, we changed that.
- All Legendary weapon sounds have been changed to the sound of a developer’s laughter.
- Guild Halls will be added! They will be unlocked for any guild who finishes all of the recently added Guild Missions and can be purchased by other guilds for 8000 gems or 250,000 ectos.
- Ranger icons have been scaled back as they were made too overpowered in the last update.
- An internal cooldown has been added to dancing emotes.
- Fixed a bug that caused loot chests to spawn.
- We added nine new windows to nine old buildings.
- New achievement! Find the nine new windows and peer inside the buildings. There will be interesting things to see! (Interesting things to see will be added in a later patch)
- Kholer now spawns gravelings. And those gravelings spawn ghost bunnies. If you hit the ghost bunnies, they spawn ghost wurms. If you hit the ghost wurms, they explode for massive damage and refill Kholer’s health to full.
Does anyone else have any FAKE patch notes from the FUTURE that are meant as a JOKE?
I undertand RNG is RNG.
But I have to side with a lot of people here. Post Jan 28 update, something really seems amiss with the drops from FOTM. I’ve ran them enough since the update to gather an opinion on this.
I used to get a core or two or even maybe a lodestone from the Maw chest. Now if I get a core, it is once every 10-15 runs. Used to get a handful of rares per run. An exotic every 4-5 runs. Now, I’m luck to get one rare per run.
Could just be bad RNG for me since Jan 28. Could just be bad RNG for a lot of people since Jan 28. Just seems very weird and coincidental.
Of course, I’m one of those people who noticed the post Nov 15 update general loot drop rate decrease. Which supposedly never happened.
Not really complaining, but there definately appears to have been something that has happened to a lot of people.