Guild Wars 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyLATeDk_WM

the Tier of Tears™

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This satire makes too much sense and it hurts my head. Where are my Teletubbies.

As long as SBI comes with us, we need our cuddle buddies.

A nightcapping thread? And it’s not about HoD? Blasphemy.

To set the matter straight, during the 24-hour matches HoD was told repeatedly that our wins meant nothing. Apparently the 1-2 week matches were going to decide who the real winners were.

Fast forward to the week long matches, HoD is now being told repeatedly that the week long matches mean nothing. Apparently 2 out of 7 days are enough to decide who the real winners are.

There’s really no pleasing you people, and it’s a bit painful to see you embarass the rest of us who live in NA by taking it out so blatantly on the rest of the world who doesn’t live in our timezone.

You didn’t honestly think we were going to give up after the weekend, did you?

As soon as paid server transfers are opened up, maybe. Otherwise people would just exploit your server for cheap siege, then turn around and use it on you.

I’ve enjoyed our matchup against SBI this week more than any other. I look forward to seeing you guys again in WvW, we’ve definitely come to appreciate your tenacity.

They don’t one shot the altar, it randomly targets static emplacements in the quadrant closest to it and zaps them with lightning until they explode. It’s a mechanic designed to slowly wear down upgraded keeps or situations where defenders have stacked siege inside a keep.

While I’m not sure the altar is an intended target, controlling the northern Weather Node can and will cause the Node to sometimes target the altar and destroy it, therefore causing an orb reset.

In the future, if you see the other team capture a weather node next to your keep, destroy it immediately.

Weather nodes. You should stop letting the other faction control them.