So..I sat down last night after a long hard day of work, I think to myself at least I can play my guildy wars. A smile spread across my face at the thought, I logged in and went to get some cereal while on the loading screen. I sit back down already eating a spoonful of my well earned cereal, that’s when I see it. My smile dropped, I could feel the adrenaline building. I spat my cereal onto my keyboard and literally screamed at the top of my voice. “ANET I AM OFFENDED!” I am not sure how long this lasted, as everything turned into a blurr. All I knew was that I had to find out why this was happening in my guildy wars, as I frantically tried to clean my keyboard in order to access the forums to find valuable info I knocked out the shift key. I screamed again and lunged for the key. On the way down I hit my head on the desk almost knocking me out cold. This was the last straw, I threw my cereal across the room, it hit my TV cracking the screen in the process. I roared with rage and in the confusion got tangled in the wires under my desk. I fell and grabbed my monitor on the way down which caught my speakers and both landed on top of me. As I lay there, tangled in wires, I thought of Anet, how dare they have the audacity to do this to my guildy wars. I let out one last roar “ANETTTTT!!!!! I AM OFFENDED!!!” before crying myself to sleep.
