Guild Wars 2

“OMG woooooooot the new dungeon update, where no one plays anymore and after the hours of spamming in the chat, I finally find a group of people and reach an impassable objective that makes me want to hug kittens and cuddle with koalas!!”

-This is what Anet must have thought we would say. If only I knew what drugs they were taking when they changed the dungeons. If only I knew…

Instead of trying to do these dungeons, just stop playing. It won’t take long for Anet to learn how much they f.uck.ed up these dungeons. I spend more time LFG’ing in this game than I ever have in any other game, ever.

Some stuff I noticed for Anet to think about:
-People outdside of CoF before patch- Dozens
-Time it took to find a CoF group before patch- Minutes
-Time it took to clear CoF before patch- 20-30 minutes
-People outide of CoF after patch- One dead AFK guy that got killed when it became contested.
-Time it takes to find a group after patch- Unless that AFK guy comes back and has 4 friends, never
-Time it took to clear CoF after patch- Null

Thanks Anet for making the only dungeon worth doing legitly (yeah, I’m looking at you Arah), not worth doing anymore… Looks like I’ll forever have 3 flame legion pieces in my bank because now it takes 10x as long to find a party and 2x as long to finish the dungeon itself. If you need me, I’ll be killing Arctodytes and Trolls getting so much powerful bloods that I single handedly drop the prices to oblivion.