Guild Wars 2

Well, bad news buddy.

Took them a year to reply. Nice.

The warhorn sound triggers my fear of farts. (Coprophobia)

Hurt me, daddy.

Ayyyy made a new thief 2 days ago.

2nd picture was from a different computer

Here’s my cutie. Why look all hot, when a cutie is slicing your stomach open?

Bump! Join CoSA!

I just would like to leave a little message to you try-hards out there.

Have fun, don’t be insulting, you’re better than that. Peace and love everywhere, we’re all friends here!

Sincerely,
Horrendous Haddock

Seriously though, we’re not friggin’ kids. Video games are an escape, a stress reliever, a place to have fun, not something to be act like a sour tart.

Bump~

Just bumpin’

[FOOD] is recruiting! Currently in Sorrow’s Furnace.

We’re a small roaming/havoc guild looking to expand with zerg busting in mind (still working on that). We take any classes, asuran only (not really), with occasional PvE (World Events, Fractals, and Dungeons.)
We have our own teamspeak, and we’re a friendly crowd with a few crude jokes here and there.

If interested, whisper me (Sera Phrim.9041), Free Brownies (Subete.2057), Frappé (mikepatane.9136), Free Shortcake (Dextra.8162), CGInvasion (CGInvasion.6493).

Also, enjoy this picture of a Quaggan riding a baby hippo.

Katiebrie Taulmaril.1658:

Hi Sera and welcome to our family!

Thank you! o/

:)

We’re a small roaming guild of 5 people looking to expand our numbers for a better roaming experience and zerg busting in the near future, any class is welcome. We occasionally PvE, mostly high level fractals and dungeons. We have our own Teamspeak.

We are currently in Sorrow’s Furnace, transferred from Darkhaven.

If interested, please contact me (Sera Phrim.9041), Brownies (Subete.2057), Frappé (mikepatane.9136), Shortcakes (Dextra.8162), and/or CGInvasion (CGInvasion.6493).

Have a nice day/night!

We also use the Darkhaven public TS.

~Bump

Recruitment for Free Food [FOOD]

Free Food is looking to expand our roster on Darkhaven! Generally just a semi-serious Guild that would rather have fun than be like those other guilds… shudder

Here are some details about us for consideration:

-Our main focus is roaming in WvW. Some of us like to TPVP, however it’s done less frequently.
-We do PvE content like: Dungeons, Fractals (3 of us are 40+). Once Guild Missions are unlocked, we’d hopefully run them on a weekly basis.

In regards to our roaming force. We are interested in having a small force of about 10. Any class is welcome, but we’re looking mostly for Guards and Eles preferably.

If interested, please contact Free Shortcake (Dextra.8162), Free Brownies (Subete.2057), Free Eggrolls (Sera Phrim.9041), Frappé (aka resident Australian) (mikepatane.9136), Rainbow Gelatto (CGInvasion.6493)

Fort Darkhaven! Currently stationed in DR Borderlands.

It was tough getting this up, but we did it.

Dovgan.8605:

Logged in a realized DH doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving. This clearly shows they are either all from out of the States or godless heathens with no sense of family (I lean toward the latter).
Also, DR and AR, glad to see you are having a good time with your families, celebrating and giving thanks. Good for you!

I killed my family and sacrificed their bodies to my Lord Cthulu. Happy Thanksgiving!

Junkhaus.4301:

Sera Phrim.9041:

Stanky.7134:

Hey DH, you’re still trash.

Sir, there’s no need to be rude. Now take deep breaths and realize further that this just friendly boasting, no one insulted you nor made fun of you from my point of view, but if it has to come to that.

Then you are an immature individual that needs to realize that this is a video game and probably needs to get off and take a break. I still love you, ok hun? Ok.

Here’s a picture to calm your troubled tushie.

I don’t think he means it literally, that would be extremely rude to say that about your whole server. I think what he’s trying to say is that only 99.9% of DH have the fighting skills of a deaf blind paraplegic albino pygmy marmoset. That would be the more accurate terminology.

Looking forward to fight night tonight.

P.S. your kitty disgusts me.

[tushie troubling intensifies]

Stanky.7134:

Hey DH, you’re still trash.

Sir, there’s no need to be rude. Now take deep breaths and realize further that this just friendly boasting, no one insulted you nor made fun of you from my point of view, but if it has to come to that.

Then you are an immature individual that needs to realize that this is a video game and probably needs to get off and take a break. I still love you, ok hun? Ok.

Here’s a picture to calm your troubled tushie.

Even though it was only for a minute, it was worth it.

Just going to leave this here for you people.

I’d like to thank FC for working with us, and the people getting mad at us cough GOM cough
The constant insults towards us, the “duping” of golems, and apparently hacking. It was so obvious we hacked to get first hurr hurr. No just kidding, it was a great match guys, hope to fight you guys again.

Peace and Love everyone.

titanlectro.5029:

Well played DH. You guys never made a mistake on defense, and we made quite a few on attack.

FC, I understand why you “joined in” on DH’s constant attack on GoM BL, but you really should have stopped DH while you had the chance. Now, they are going to unseat you from first place.

GoM, lets admit it, we got some work to do on coordination. A lot of our defeats were very preventable. But don’t forget how far we have come in two short weeks. We went from barely holding our own in T8, to giving a T6 server a run for their money. And we did that without any transfers!

Also remember this, being double teamed is a compliment. When DH puts more people on GoM BL then we do just to hold hills, and then FC shows up with a 30 man, they are sending a message. They are scared of us.

GoM, however this match up shakes out, we got a lot to be proud of.

I’m shaking.

Oh gosh, I forgot to update this thread, I apologize, but it’s all resolved now. Again, sorry for taking so long. You can close this thread or something.

Nope, don’t do it man. DON’T DO IT.

I already updated my ticket, before I posted this. So now, I play the waiting game.

So I looked at my email and it said that my account has been reinstated and I could log back in.

“Response Julio S. via Email 09/28/2013 07:38 AM
Hello Sean,

Thank you for your patience while we completed a review of the administrative action taken on your account.

While our investigation points to the fact that your account was involved in a violation, we are going to extend leniency to you on a one-time basis. We have reinstated your account and you may rejoin the game now.

In the future, please take care to observe the Rules of Conduct, the User Agreement, and the Naming Policies, all of which can be found on our legal pages here: https://www.guildwars2.com/en/legal/

Also, please keep in mind that future violations may result in increased penalties or irreversible account termination, as explained in the Conducts Breaches and Outcomes document, also found on the legal pages linked above.

Thanks,

GM Cuache
Guild Wars 2 Support Team
http://support.guildwars2.com"

I just got back like a few minutes ago, and tried logging in, only to have it say I still have my ban. Is there anyway to resolve this issue?

Reading the 2nd page of this forum was really entertaining, but I can’t help but put this little thing in…

Remember when we played video games for fun?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

WOOOOOOOO Hell yeah brah!

Mad King’s Clock Tower wasn’t hard at all mate. After failing like twice you can pretty much beat it.