Guild Wars 2

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Pixels.6532:

Consortium Analysts Downgrade Blackgate over Debt Concerns

(Toonberg Press – LA, 13:45) In a surprise move this morning, Consortium Analysts (CA) announced a downgrade on Blackgate sending the Black Lion Trading Co into a torrent of activity. As of this posting, Blackgate shares are down nearly 25% (BGSOS) on the year. CA analysts cited Blackgate’s recent spike in debt as the reason after the server took out an extensive loan from Zomorros Holdings to sign several key free agent guilds.

Adding to the intrigue, Citadel Investments (CI) refused to follow suit citing Blackgate’s strong Tier 1 performance and increased loot drops in WvW. “Yes, they’re leveraged, but we aren’t worried. If anything, we expect a strong earnings forecast next quarter based on what we’re seeing,” said Marcus Soul-Ripper, chief investment analyst at CI.

Blackgate CEO Jorga Steamburner, an ash legion charr, is not concerned. “Our performance speaks for itself. We are aware of the situation and are monitoring it. Both Icoa and LotD have 5 man teams running CoF 24/7, our gold reserves are fine, and we’ll have no solvency issues once we liquidate those Molten Cores.”

The announcement went mostly unnoticed on the server itself. Blackgate members are too busy maintaining their week one lead of Tier1 and arguing with their competition about who is better at mashing buttons. Or as Norn BG member Charleson of Sheen put it, “Winning!”

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Mohmohchan.4120:

thank you for the 2 precursors in 2 days. [Dawn] [Dusk] thats my 6th legendary

Danggggggg. I’ve only gotten a few rares. You’re a luckybutt.

I do wonder if people know that you can’t get precursors through fighting on the forums… -channels aggression into pushing 1 during laggy fights in WvW- ; ;

Dredrum.2563:

That’s BG 177k not 117k.

Sorry I’m half asleep. You’re right and I edited the post accordingly ^^

Why do you all have opinions and have to post about them online?

Score update:
BG: 177,883 with +495 potential
SoR: 114,610 with +160 potential
TC: 104,551 with +40 potential

Raven Paradox.1860:

The second thing is culling hasn’t been this bad in AGES. Why reverse it? SoR was completely “abusing” this culling crap in our Garrison. We’d have had it back LONG ago but they wouldn’t appear on our screen. Neither would their mesmers or portals. All of a sudden we’d be surrounded by the enemy.

I don’t know how to actually abuse this culling business… but I’m not about to reveal my mesmer secrets when it comes to good portal bombing. It’s pretty simple… Thieves use it all the time. ^^

Rodzilla.6251:

SOR did you guys give up like IOJ did? You guys seem weaker then usual this week.

No pun intended.

PRESENTS!!! Must get all the presents!!