Guild Wars 2

Opened 2k coffers … Miniatures, Candy, and crap.

Farmed a stack of 100 out of sheer spite and disgust … Took Buttercup’s
advice.

Jacked up my magic find, went into my home instance … 99 pieces of candy
and 1 Jade Ticket.

Poor as a church mouse now with 48 copper to my name but I got my staff … Thanks BC

Focksbot.6798:

Witnezz.8147:

Ansatsushaa.6103:

I think a real life Norn woman would be comparable to this..

Our beloved Xena

Careful there, Focks gets cranky when you make real world analogies that don’t fit
his perception.

I get cranky when people use real world comparisons in some misguided attempt to prove that all women have the same body structure. Or when people who can’t debate civilly resort to snide remarks. ;-)

civ·il (svl)
adj.
Sufficiently observing or befitting accepted social usages; not rude: a civil reply.

snide
adj. snid·er, snid·est
Derogatory in a malicious, superior way.

“It’s got nothing to do with the Scandinavian pornstars you’ve been ogling.”
“I find the attitude of you and others here narrow-minded and crude.”
“Charlie is totally wrong (period, end of story)”
“You can still have your precious skinny wench”

;-)

Ansatsushaa.6103:

I think a real life Norn woman would be comparable to this..

Our beloved Xena

Careful there, Focks gets cranky when you make real world analogies that don’t fit
his perception.

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of Erika Elfwenkrona, but if your mind immediately goes for Scandinavian pornstars more power to ya.

Awsome how you took that entire post out of context and then had the audacity to berate every poster in this thread, what are you? A reporter or something?

Let us assume Norn’s ( Nords ) are modeled after the Viking and Scandinavian peoples, it does at the very least visually appear that way in game …

“Vikings were right b@stards when they kitten pillaged, and terrorized neighboring countries. One of the spoils of war they brought back to Scandinavia was women. But not just any women, HOT women. They wouldn’t start a family with an ugly wench if they could help it. These guys didn’t want to just settle for anything back home when all they had to do was sail up and down Western Europe’s coastline looking for the fittest birds to take back with them. In today’s world, men eye up women all the time thinking to themselves, I’d like to have that. Vikings didn’t think that, they actually did that.

The reason Scandinavian Women are so beautiful is because the Vikings brought back and bred with the most beautiful women in the world. Essentially, they created a spectacular super race of fit blue-eyed blondes. According to my Swedish friend Dr. Rim, it’s Darwinism at its finest: now that the Scandinavians were fitter than the rest of the world, they didn’t want to lose their edge over other countries; ugly genes simply died out because no one wanted to mate with the unattractive ones."

Also note “cold is a preservative” etc etc … read the following article, take it with a grain of salt but it is something to think about.

http://flaggingheadquarters.com/2011/01/11/scandinavian-women-are-number-one/

Jaguar – Mr Boots
Snow Leopard – Snowman
Polar Bear – Booboo