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An embarrassingly horrible video when it comes to quality ,I do warn.
Match results weren’t bad .They were man down but also had a free cap all game… I guess it could be good or bad based on the player trapped =)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83-69EjoC9s

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how you know Kayne West plays solo Q?

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“Picture working so hard, and you can’t cut through
That can mess up your whole life, like an uncle that touched you”

New player's opinion

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People are more mad that the game is unbalanced than they truly are at you. I get mad that my job is to teach first time people how to play instead of the game doing thakittens hard to watch noob after noob make the same mistakes and be stuck on the losing side constantly because of it. Those who rage tend to still know what they are doing and are mad at kids who have yet to be taught the right plays to make. People who know how to play, expect their teammates too as well , and want to fight opponents who also do. Real fun competition is whakittens about. Till they can keep people grouped around their skill levels in this game, we will constantly have kids raging about how bad kids are in the simplest situations , and another side filled with QQ’s of " I didn’t do anything wrong, your being mean to me for no reason" . I feel like you have to suck really bad for them to pm you ahaha, cause their are plenty of kids I want to rage out but I wouldn’t take the time to pm them about how bad they suck lol. If only I could block people from being grouped with me ever again.

is it really that much to ask for?

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Can we please break the solo q up into ranks , considering MMR balance is an even bigger joke ?
At least you have to play longer than a day for a higher rank. I know the rankings broken and we should give it more time work work out blah blah etc . Though me being ranked 37 on a team with kids who are first day players is too much. I would be happy to get a game with everyone ranked above 10 at this point. With afk’s and leavers or kids that troll when you do try to team plan , there is no way out of the solo q hell, you just get deeper the more you play. You can make a plan but then noob’s always forget by first death and start 4 man zerging again. I can tell my team to help at 1130 buff and 830 buff at start but it wont matter… still fighting a 1 v 2 alone when time comes, even if i resort to cave man drawings for any non Americans on the team.

I know rank doesn’t equal skill but it is would easily still be a better match than whats going on now. I just want to actually have fun one solo q game and not see my team with the same gear they started out in the mists with. Even when you have the higher rank team at the end ,it’s hard to feel joy like a job well done , when its just a job well lucky. This system picks the winners from the start. For this reason, I can not judge anyone who Sync Q’s, considering there was never a fair fight from the start.

I do plenty of team ques as well but it takes a while to find people not in a group, that can also play the classes you need all while having it balance you so that your not hitting a top 50 rank team. It currently can take along time to accomplish nothing based on the broken system.

I dream of a solo q that 9/10 times my team does not all 4 man sit at home point, shortly before zerging around the map. It be nice to have people pick a role and play the build they choose GW1 style. If your a bunker be a bunker, if your sneaky go sneak , if your ranged don’t stand in the front,,,, .The games not balanced , the game has roles and certain jobs despite what they promote , so teach them to these kids and develop some real competition already. How can we have a E-sport if 90% of the players don’t know how to play?
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Will this dream ever come true or is this game doomed for failure ?
see you guys on League till Anet cares about the pvp

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SPEAK UP.

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All about how you approach it . I don’t call them noobs at the start . I just say buffs are key to this map or plz skip boss monster and go for mid . A clean start makes a big difference. Only time i get angry is when i draw on map and ask for help a lower buff and no one comes i get 2 or 3 v 1’ed by other team and get 3 capped for the loss . That’s the only time I actually raged. I mean cave men understood drawings…

SPEAK UP.

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Hey guys with more and more people all getting ranked horrible scores , iv found myself getting a couple more evenly ranked games . Its still off balence, but atleast now when i do get a closer one in ranking i have a much better chance to win. =) I’m currently using a anti meta build on my guardian “solo q is broken” and winning alot more . I just focus on making my noobs stronger in team fights. Currently i just use boons to make my team out Might the other team(con bonus and dps bonus) and focus on taking away their conds . The rest is all built for healing and keeping my self alive. I try to direct the pugs to where i need them to go , then i make sure they win the team fight. Positioning and power are my keys to success =)
[Solo Q Is Broken]

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shopping around to fill up my guild list. playing guardian to wipe con atm. Also have necro con build and can play mesmer aswell. =)

Condi warriors are too much

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You should be guardian condition build..oh wait..there isn’t one..unlike every other profession.

burning guard power build gs sep shield.

Guide to winning in new SoloQ

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vove said it all

SoloQ: Leavers, Sync and Conquest experience

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great post
15 chars.

SoloQ matchmaking based on ranks

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I agree. im stuck in solo q hell with noobs even though im rank 36 and play in teams with top teir people. I had 4-5 games in a row with man downs, now im constantly on a team with kids who asks me what buffs are , going vs 20+ pvpers. so annoying so broken

**Create Cancel Match Button**

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….. you just go back to the person you talk to start the torn to get out of it. only works if you quit before que pops though.

SPEAK UP.

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If your stuck in solo q hell this might help. Every round I have a message ready to go on the basics for new players. I tell them to focus squishes, call and attack called targets ,etc. If you know what your doing then make up a game plan for your team while your just sitting there in silence anyway.
I hate how unbalanced the teams are as much as the next guy, but with speaking up a bit iv won games being the only player above 20 vs higher rank teams. Communication goes far.
Take some leadership and let others know to grab the buffs etc, if not new kids will just around as they learned how to do in structured PVP. Even though its not your job and you shouldn’t have too, your win % will thank you. Iv had plenty of people rejoice at me giving a little direction.
I think its horrible the game doesn’t teach them how to play before being able to join in on TPVP. Sadly, you can only do so much in this system’s chaos, but I hope this helps some of you come out victorious.

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bumbing this joint

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I am Rank 35. I love playing guardian, mesmer or necro and I am focused on keeping a high win % . I am willing to play other classes if the guild or team needs. I am looking for a good clan who knows how to play, they must be on often and have voice service.

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what it is hoe. kickin it in paids

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bump times 10 and some more letters so that this counts

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283 people serious pvp group is around 20 guy maybe a bit more. rank 15+ but mostly level 20s lot of of are getting to be of 30-40’s

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Looking for spvp guild

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! CALLING ALL SPVPERS !

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yeah boy game time TUO will e in frees playing for a bit before we do some paids see you guys out there

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free tournys all night catch you fools in there

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come play like a pro or get beat down by some. see you in the tournys fools

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paid & Free tournys everyday =)

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drinkin beers killin noobs. come out and have fun in tpvp

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bump squad waka flacka flame

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not fully but we have 3-4 daily EU players and 2-3 Asain players atm. So you should still be able to win tournys at your time

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come get someee

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starting up frees now
twitch.tv/guard_soo_hard

Rank 22 LF SPvP/TPvP Guild

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The Unholy Order [TUO]is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in the mists. We have EU players running in the US mornings and more and more pvpers as it gets later in the day. You can find us in servers or F & P tournys. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a comment on here and I will scoop you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com
now streaming at twitch.tv/guard_soo_hard

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now streaming at twitch.tv/guard_soo_hard

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TUO is coming out to play catch us in tournys tonight

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thanks for all the fights in free tournys tonight.

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sent you a pm =) *bump**bump* giving my bumpss to charlie sheen

Looking for tPvP Guild

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The Unholy Order is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in servers or both torns. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a pm on here and I will scoop you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com

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more chest than arnold schwarzenegger

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tpvp ftw. come out and see the skilled face of gw2

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do da bump =) spvp all day err day

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more bumps than a coke feind

Ex Guild Leader looking for PVP guild.

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The Unholy Order is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in servers or free torns. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a comment on here and I will scope you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com

LF PvP Focused Guild

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The Unholy Order is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in servers or free torns. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a comment on here and I will scope you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com

LF Guild for tPvP

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The Unholy Order is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in servers or free torns. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a comment on here and I will scope you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com

looking for a TPvP guild/group to join

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The Unholy Order is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in servers or free torns. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a comment on here and I will scope you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com

Looking for a PVP Guild

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The Unholy Order is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in servers or free torns. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a comment on here and I will scope you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com

Spvp player looking for guild

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The Unholy Order is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in servers or free torns. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a comment on here and I will scope you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com

LF PvP Guild with Structured PvP Focus {TC}

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The Unholy Order is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in servers or free torns. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a comment on here and I will scope you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com

sPvP Guild?

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The Unholy Order is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in servers or free torns. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a comment on here and I will scope you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com

Guardian Looking For sPvP Guild

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The Unholy Order is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in servers or free torns. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a comment on here and I will scope you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com

Looking for an sPvP guild

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The Unholy Order is now on the hunt for active members. While we have close to 500 members doing different events. We are searching hard for skilled players to join our TPVP teams. For hours every day you can find us in servers or free torns. If you have the skill feel free to try out for our top squad and run in the paid torns. We are looking for players Rank 15 and above. You need to be able to use vent and play more than one class. only skilled players need to apply. feel free to enter our guild events , farm lots of gold or glory , and have a place to relax with you friends in vent. If you think you have what it takes leave a comment on here and I will scope you up in game. you can also apply at
tuogw2.com

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we will still be recuiting. now is your chance to join a guild where you can have fun playing pve with plenty of people but also have a home in a group of expereniced pvpers ready to win chests with every match we enter. feel free to add me in game. to join our vent and play a few matches with us to see if you will fit well on our team. =)

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The Unholy Order [TUO]is now on the hunt for active members. . We play plenty of TPVP action and accept people only after a tryout. We are looking for players Rank 20 and above with TPVP experience. We are fun and friendly guild, but still like to remain competitive and selective on who we allow to represent us. We go into every match with a plan but are still able to play skillfully on the fly. Members need to be able to use vent and play multiple classes. Only skilled players need apply. All members are free to enter our guild events and farm lots glory /chests , all while having a place to relax with your friends. If you think you have what it takes make sure you meet the following then go to TUOGW2.COM or make a comment on this forum =).
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We are now accepting applications for our Core PvP Team.

Requirements:
Rank 20+
18+ y/o
Ventrilo
Proficient in atleast 2 classes

The Core PvP Team will compete in paid tournaments as well as Monthly Tournaments. Applicants who are accepted will be subject to atleast a week trial period. Upon completion of trial period, applicants will receive the verdict from the current Core PvP Team.

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Core PvP Team Application

Name/ID: Here
Rank: Here
Time Available: Here
Proficient classes: Here
Worst class to 1 v 1 against: Here
Description/Comments: Here

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