Guild Wars 2

Uh…they grow in a land ruled over and controlled by a megalomaniac undead dragon, who wants to suck all the life from the world, cared for by undead farmers who desire nothing better than to tear your face off and use it for a handkerchief, fertilized by 300 year old cattle and the blood of victims too foolish to leave the place alone.

I’d say they taste like rainbows…yep definitely rainbows.

lol People’s answers to making the boss fights better isn’t improving the boss, it’s just “add more aoe”. The upcoming changes won’t affect the dragons being “loot pinatas” either. Easy, predictable fights on a timer will still draw the farmers. Make the bosses actual mob models that move and target individuals, instead of building models. Remove the predictability of the fights, make teamwork necessary regardless of group size, and for the love of god get rid of timers and introduce a meta chain to the event not unlike Balthazar to make people cooperate to get to the kitten event in the first place. And spread the meta event across the entire zone so the place isn’t just a lobby to get a free chest.