Guild Wars 2

I wanna see an engineer only weapon the “gatling gun” someday as one of our weapon choices. You know we gotta get this. Somehow they gotta make this work. Even better would be a gatling gun in each hand. That wouldn’t be overpowered. No, no, stand back while I break my wrench out and smack you with it. Please anet or devs, give us some engi love and give us this god of weapons and make me feel cool like the other professions.

signing off,
feeling uncool

Male Charr to Female Charr:

Hey baby, what you packin?
Three pistols, one rifle, and this beautiful charrzooka.

Female Charr to Male Charr:
So what do you have?
“Male gulps”

uuhhh this tiny pistol..it’s very reliable..uhhh uhhh

“Female Charr laughs hysterically”
Nice try…when your weapon is bigger than my charrzooka…we can play who’s a better shot…“More laughing”

So what does everyone imagine a charr pick-up line is like?

name change, name change, name change…it’s about frakkin time…come on!

Sonn Squinteye

Small, thin, charr female

This is what you get:

10 bags of flour
10 sticks of butter
10 jugs of water
5 potatoes
10 packets of salt
5 eggs
10 bags of sugar
10 black peppercorns
10 cinnamon sticks
3 carrots
3 heads of lettuce
3 onions
5 blue berries
5 jars of vegetable oil
3 slabs of poultry meat
5 apples
3 slabs of red meat
5 jars of vinegar

just to let everyone know

9/10 perfect viking sounding names

my female norn ele’s name is Tolmaere