Guild Wars 2

Jereme.1840:

BirdSong.2541:

Righteous.4307:

BirdSong.2541:

Odies.8017:

Now what about that GvG? Hey girl hey!

This would be a better picture for your dodging…

Dodging what?
I am confused.

You look like a Shim

Looks at you.
Looks at the word shim.

You know there is one site that I know that the word shim is used frequently. And I think you know what that site is too. I think you should just be quiet darling before we all break out in hysterical laughter at your browser history.

>Uses word shim
>Doesnt realize where he got it from

Righteous.4307:

BirdSong.2541:

Odies.8017:

Now what about that GvG? Hey girl hey!

This would be a better picture for your dodging…

Dodging what?
I am confused.

AKLbow.2463:

XOXO would like to challenge MU to a gvg. Please message me to set this up. TY.

^Why doesn’t MU fight XOXO, didn’t you roll them?

Odies.8017:

Now what about that GvG? Hey girl hey!

Jereme.1840:

AKLbow.2463:

Anyways, I’m glad HOD decided to flex it’s bandwagon skills. I mean, who would have thought that the top of bronze league would have more population than the last two servers in silver league.

lol, 5 [MU] transferred from Tarnished Coast, like 10-12 [Swat] from Maguuma, yeah we bandwagon so hard. We clearly don’t have more people, we have a dedicated WvW community, which a lot of them have been putting in 10+hrs a day.

I think your problem is, Fair weathers, bad strategy ( like map blobbing), or simply to much PVF. Maybe CD/NSP under estimated what HoD was capable of? I’m not saying we’ll excel in Silver, but we wont roll over either.

PS: I didn’t expect QQ from a guild that has mad trolling skills, it’s quite unbecoming.

Did you just suggest that HoD had this wuv pop before leagues?

Lol I’m sorry, are you new to this?
pls. pls, just stawp you are embarrassing yourself. Let me say this before anyone else can, see attached.

You also TL;DR trolled so the amount of fail is pretty unparalleled.

Little Aero.4130:

BirdSong.2541:

I laughed so hard at this score

Why?

Why?

BlazeQ.1095:

Because you have great “Bags”

Why thank you my lovely, you can get more acquainted with them later

Why’re you all posting pictures of me.

Righteous.4307:

BirdSong.2541:

Who are MU

The guild that politely requested a GvG with you last night. You declined inexplicably despite running with a blob of 65+ Os. We can still arrange a proper 15v15 GvG when you are available. Feel free to accept or dodge more.

Which Os guild are you referring to, there are about 5.
Even though I’ve never seen any of them push a 65+ guild zerg out other than us.

Old Socks [Os]? We are the nightcrew. I’m the Guild leader and we’re a 500man guild, we put out about 80man all thief zergs at around 2am PST but you’ve probably never seen us because of the stealth you know.

dank.3680:

Brick Tamland.6507:

Not impressed with Os blob at all. Thanks for the bags though.

Os MU is not impressed. That’s pretty sad and you should feel terrible.

Who are MU

House Calls.7641:

To my knowledge none of any large numbers have left.

Watches tumbleweed blow through during SEA

-Bird songs zerg rushes past chasing tumbleweed-

Noice.8730:

this is a really interesting matchup. Looks like we got 2 new powers coming in to the higher tiers. I can’t believe crystal desert is losing here.

You underestimate how little sleep we need.

I laughed so hard at this score

I find this thread incredibly racist towards my people.
Uh nuh you lost a match in WvW, whats the downfall? Nothing you say? Lol. k

styx.7294:

dying cough It took a while to get everyone to stand still for the picture.

I actually laughed out loud. 20G is awarded to Gryffindor!
I mean er..

Your face for bringing me humour.

edit: Before anyone pulls the racist card and reports me for the attached pic, I’m irish, get over your life.
(True story I’ve gotten infractions for it before)

THE Dentist.5960:

BirdSong.2541:

Error 404: mound of gold not found. pl0x contact your local hateraid provider for more after sales services.

That’s classic! But seriously holy kitten Bird! Wtf did you sale?!?! mt sales (in plurality)….

A years worth of tp flip backrolled into one pretty obvious guess, mats. Minus all the other stuff I bought while I was bored, wasnt that hard. You know the way everyone thinks I stand afk in LA during my non WvW hours? Yep not really afk.

styx.7294:

BirdSong.2541:

styx.7294:

BirdSong.2541:

styx.7294:

Whoah, Rob, have I ever told you what a great friend you are? We had lots of great times, didn’t we? And.. uhh, on an unrelated note you know I’m goin through a tough time and if you could be a pal and spot me about 1k gold… I promise I’ll pay it back.

:O I took that pic like 2 weeks ago before the update when the mats spiked, I’ve already reinvested most of it I could give you the k but then I’d be broke and wouldnt be able to buy any monocles ;_;

Half of that would be alright. You see… my guardian has cancer.

If you convince 20 other people to make clone Bird Songs and transfer to NSP to we can make a total BS zerg then done deal, public promise. You gotta move fast though, I’m multiplying pretty fast.

Well, if my guardian has to die that’s okay, it is her time and she lived a pretty good life getting wiped in WvW and having all her friends transfer away and then someone kicked her orange tabby cat. Her last wish is really to transfer all of RH to NSP for one last WvW hoorah. Unfortunately, everyone in RH is 1 gold short of the transfer fee and well, there are 500 of us.

styx.7294:

BirdSong.2541:

styx.7294:

Whoah, Rob, have I ever told you what a great friend you are? We had lots of great times, didn’t we? And.. uhh, on an unrelated note you know I’m goin through a tough time and if you could be a pal and spot me about 1k gold… I promise I’ll pay it back.

:O I took that pic like 2 weeks ago before the update when the mats spiked, I’ve already reinvested most of it I could give you the k but then I’d be broke and wouldnt be able to buy any monocles ;_;

Half of that would be alright. You see… my guardian has cancer.

If you convince 20 other people to make clone Bird Songs and transfer to NSP so we can make a total BS zerg then done deal, public promise. You gotta move fast though, I’m multiplying pretty quick. Current count is 5 Bird Song exact copies on NSP

styx.7294:

Whoah, Rob, have I ever told you what a great friend you are? We had lots of great times, didn’t we? And.. uhh, on an unrelated note you know I’m goin through a tough time and if you could be a pal and spot me about 1k gold… I promise I’ll pay it back.

:O I took that pic like 2 weeks ago before the update when the mats spiked, I’ve already reinvested most of it I could give you the k but then I’d be broke and wouldnt be able to buy any monocles ;_;
(fyi monocles are OP)

ArkAngel.7940:

BirdSong.2541:

Odies.8017:

Let me send you the mounds of gold I’ve made by killing Os, ZoS, and Kome this match up. I do have to say I’m enjoying this more than any Bronze server since they actually fight back.

Go back to the hole you crawled out from.

Error 404: mound of gold not found. pl0x contact your local hateraid provider for more after sales services.

Fake, that much money can’t possibly exist.

lol k

Odies.8017:

Let me send you the mounds of gold I’ve made by killing Os, ZoS, and Kome this match up. I do have to say I’m enjoying this more than any Bronze server since they actually fight back.

Go back to the hole you crawled out from.

Error 404: mound of gold not found. pl0x contact your local hateraid provider for more after sales services.

Ynot.8397:

I came to visit this thread because I wanted to see a dead HoD. THERE IS A SIGNIFICANT LACK OF DEAD HOD!!!!!!!!!! Shame on you CD. You are my least favorite server now. NSP now stinks too. I demand a dead HoD.

p.s. HoD sucks lemons.

My apologies.
I’ve been busy this week.
Let me just check the store room for you, please wait.

Generic waiting music

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Ok sir I believe we have some “dead HoD” in stock for you, I’m just dispatching them to your address now. Would you like to complete our online survey of your shopping experience?
Thanks for shopping with Shiverpeaks Mall.

Jereme.1840:

Keep trying, maybe move to Maguuma for a bit, and learn how to PVF?

Jereme.1840:

What did you expect? the typical, mindless, one line troll, you’re used to? I like to put things in perspective, even write them out in crayon if needed. No one’s mad, I myself find PVF try-hard’s humorous.

Whats a troll?

Whyre there so many long winded posts.

umad?

EDIT:
Oh wow there are some guild tags being called down. This could get interesting.

geist.3980:

Odies.8017:

Still no GvGs scheduled -_- we are looking for 15v15, I know there are some guilds in CD and NSP that GvG.

talk to “I cant stop” for Os

He cant stop beliebing.

Pic relevant, this shade of lipstick not available in WvW

Oh look we’re fight CD again, Hazah.

More and more Bird Songs until the server explodes with pink haired exquisiteness and we can fuel our zergs purely with Monocle wearing fat cats.

Bird Song zerg OP. Pl0x nerf, cant make targets on commander, theyre all the same.
Also, this matchup has been quite quiet.
AUX guild, I dunno what to say, You can have our hills if you really want it that bad? Like GG we’re busy duping ourselves.

Sororita.3465:

Dont be hard ~~~~~on NSP, sometimes they just need a little help taking things. Beneficial for us all, they get a keep, i get some ore, why not.

Pretty in Pink
Finks lyk I fink.
I look so good in that pic with my roaming armour.

unknownchaos.1425:

Does anyone get tired of serving 5 day forum suspensions as much as I do ?

I think the mods got a talking to, theyre way stricter than before about off topic discussion

Pic for relevance.

sephiroth.4217:

aaaawwwweeeee…..

NSP being so kitten cute right now in dane, you guys tripple our numbers and all you can do is sit in camp with your siege, so adorable!!!!

Good job on holding dane while you lost Anz, spel, mendons and when I started posting this you had swords on your keep

SM is forfeit.

dank.3680:

Sorry I got bored of forum warring.. Much like WvW it has grown stale and lost appeal.

People still forum war?
Lies.
There just a grumpy dude, a drunk dude and the dude who thinks he knows everything all in a pile. They dont do it on purpose, I swear.

Thread wasn’t deleted it was moved to a part of the forums which we can’t see for moderation. The mod just didn’t move it back.

So when are you going to do the editing?

Toble.2968:

Obs. Be nice to bird.

Exactly.

unknownchaos.1425:

BirdSong.2541:

unknownchaos.1425:

Dear cmmmder Robert,

All 3 of the people watching your stream want a refund. Sitting in LA most of the day then finally going into wvw only to get beat down while you outnumber your enemy isn’t a good watch.

I havent been streaming for like 5hours.
Obs youre like that unpopular kid who shoots up his school because he cant go to the cool kids parties.
Top lel.
Please tell me how I can be you

I give you tip to be like obs. You can first not suck at wvw.

Next tip is. If you are bad. Don’t steam it. But since NO ONE watches it. I guess that makes it ok?

Wait I thought the first rule of being obs was to do exactly that.
And then post a bad video montage of it on utube with awful music.

y r u so mad bro. Is it my good looks?
Face. Egg. You.

EDIT:
You 3vs1 BUNS and then gloated about it.
Lol. GG.
so amazing
much pro
wow

unknownchaos.1425:

Dear cmmmder Robert,

All 3 of the people watching your stream want a refund. Sitting in LA most of the day then finally going into wvw only to get beat down while you outnumber your enemy isn’t a good watch.

I havent been streaming for like 5hours. And you were the one zerging. So wut.
Obs youre like that unpopular kid who shoots up his school because he cant go to the cool kids parties.
Top lel for truth.
Please tell me how I can be you

bokkieskitten.8023:

unknownchaos.1425:

Dear mommy buns.. If you like l can make a moa movie of you today. You are quite the star. ;D

Also.. Where was all this CD/Ioj smack talk earlier in the week ? It makes good motivation to kill certain people. It also adds fun to the match.

That’s funny, because your guild is awful. Where are all the good xoxo’s at…..[HOLY]?

Natronix.9827:

Straegen.2938:

BirdSong.2541:

Fafnir.5124:

100g isn’t alot

Keep all current commanders.
Make the new price for commander tag 1,000G and account bound.
Its not a lot if you’ve played since headstart.

That is actually an obscene amount of money if you have been playing WvW almost exclusively since headstart. WvW players for the longest were lucky to squeak 1g per hour of play and that didn’t include expenses such as gear, food, etc. If we want to make it expensive and “fair”, sell it for 10 million karma and 10k badges. Players who have been WvWing for hundreds of hours can afford that.

Kitten that.

He was joking, and I hope you are too lol.

Ive spent a tag on three toons so far. No regrets.

Except for my ranger maybe. Good memories on it though

Joking??
For that I think the prices should be upped to 10,000G and you have to have a minimum of 400 followers to be able to get a commander tag.

NSP for T1 under only commander in game.

Natronix.9827:

Haha nice, I wanna see the screens of it.

But woudnt that bother ppl on queu- oh wait. Lel

Wuts a queue lel
On a side note.
Look I found an old SS that someone took of the TP at headstart.
Dem prices.

Straegen.2938:

BirdSong.2541:

Fafnir.5124:

100g isn’t alot

Keep all current commanders.
Make the new price for commander tag 1,000G and account bound.
Its not a lot if you’ve played since headstart.

That is actually an obscene amount of money if you have been playing WvW almost exclusively since headstart. WvW players for the longest were lucky to squeak 1g per hour of play and that didn’t include expenses such as gear, food, etc. If we want to make it expensive and “fair”, sell it for 10 million karma and 10k badges. Players who have been WvWing for hundreds of hours can afford that.

Should be 50k badges. You can make 10k badges in 2 weeks.
1 week if you dont enjoy sleeping.

You can make 20G daily from WvW alone.
If you’re clever you can flip the trading post while commanding in WvW, taking that original profit and recycling it over and over again.
Meaning after a short year you can afford to buy lots of people commander tags.

But yeh, exclusive is what GW2 is. Theres no room for casuals in WvW. If you cater for casuals then everything becomes extremely easy for the old timers, and they roll everything. Capitalism at its finest.

Still waiting for Ultimate Server Commander tag to come out.
Which shakes the ground when the commander enters the map.

Natronix.9827:

BirdSong.2541:

Hexin.5603:

Omg bridsong, no wonder you could dish out the money on that kaineng bet so many months back. Good god that’s alot. Move it 2 decimal places over << way and that’s more like it.

I can’t even remember how much I bet on that. Was a while ago indeed! Glad people are still around to remember

You should like.

Gift me a twilight or something..

Eternity is where its at man.
But they said there are new legendaries coming out eventually, so might as well wait until [The Bird Song] is released. A legendary staff which shoots pink birds.

Natronix.9827:

Oh.

Hey Bird. Did you seriously lvled a twin to lvl 80?

Lmfao.

Well if it aaaaaaaaint natronix :P
Nope havent lvl’d him yet. Just made him identical.
Thought it would be funny to use another account as a live map feed to my plasma so I dont have to press the letter M.

Will upload pics later. Its pretty awesome.

Hexin.5603:

Omg bridsong, no wonder you could dish out the money on that kaineng bet so many months back. Good god that’s alot. Move it 2 decimal places over << way and that’s more like it.

I can’t even remember how much I bet on that. Was a while ago indeed! Glad people are still around to remember

Fafnir.5124:

100g isn’t alot

Keep all current commanders.
Make the new price for commander tag 1,000G and account bound.
Its not a lot if you’ve played since headstart.

What makes me sad is how short this thread is.

Oh ok that didnt last very long

Nice Stonemist you got there.

kRAVen.4195:

IoJ night crew reported for trying hard.

Good. Its about time.

Oh I nearly forgot. So if anyone was wondering why IoJ still has points heres a pic of the score when I got on this morning.

Dat camp.
Thanks IoJ nightcrew, youre swell guys.

Sororita.3465:

BirdSong.2541:

Sororita.3465:

I will take that as forfeit, BUNS champ.

I am slightly confused by this Soro.
Does this chap think hes top lel?

Possibly, no one can come close to that seeming you’re back now.

It begins

Sororita.3465:

I will take that as forfeit, BUNS champ.

I am slightly confused by this Soro.
Does this chap think hes top lel?

Warthog.6870:

Just out of interest – did the wvwvw dev actually play on NSP during the season?

Yes.