Guild Wars 2

Player Character.9467:

you’re not helping (i imagine that is said to a lot of db pugs)

I didnt come to help ^.^(you cant be editing your post while im quoting you) and i denounce all pugs long ago…..they know y>.>

more DB posters than JQ and FA =/ ……

Smooth Penguin.5294:

ZOMG! Magswag is Tier 2 now? So that means we’re ahead of DB!

Dont jump the gun or it will shoot you in the back…..meh what do i care Go Mag!

Eviator.9746:

Efface.8460:

Ego parade already out in force? Hope yall took the rest of our garbage monkeys with ya when you left

Um, it’s Agg. These guys can walk the talk.

“Cluck Cluck?”……nah im just trolling <3 Agg i enjoyed leeching off you when you farmed zergs

declan.3968:

Eviator.9746:

Well as other servers always tell us, we’d be T4 at best without our SEA. .

Aieo.2815:

I also recall someone said SoS would be T4 at best without our oceanics… Same guy maybe?

JennBabe.9562:

That’s all I read all week from Ehmry Bay about us (CD).

Someone should change the thread title to some witty joke about Oceanics and T4 Maybe

I dont get your joke……

PredatoR.5247:

sent GvG challenges to all guilds on Db

unfortunately only [qT] and [NS] are willing to GvG at the moment, hope the rest of you plan to fight us soon

cough we are meek

yesfourme.8906:

On behalf of DB, I feel sorry for you to face kitten ed off DB players. We had 2 rough weeks where we lost.
But can you play please? I need wvw points. I am certain our commanders, as usual, will leave everything we capture intact so you can recapture, and we all get points. Thanks in advance. I love you.

I already dedicated this drink but ill share the dedication and double up….heres to you

Aieo.2815:

I also recall someone said SoS would be T4 at best without our oceanics… Same guy maybe?

Thats great DB would be T6/7 without our SEA, or so i was told

Reiko.1560:

Well this should be pretty easy for DB… seeing as how they got smashed by a not-yet-dead JQ and even lost 2nd to FA. I expect all their fairweathers to be out in force and not quit on their server this time around.

Curse fairweathers may they…….i probably shouldnt say

Meh ill just call this forum home let me switch my tag to Mag

T.T imma miss this match up im scared SoS and CD are boring forum warriors

now if DB na could step it up T.T(yeah we need work dun lie but i love you)

Get in there Mag show JQ how a real server fights ^.^ (dont u dare pve>.>)

Score Updates: http://mos.millenium.org/na
Map Updates: http://mos.millenium.org/na/matchups/map/865

Hello everyone, good luck, play a clean game ^.^

In closing people sound hurt that FA came in second……hands tissue yeah im trolling my own server>.>

Furiousbeard.7602:

Lenador.1436:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Lenador.1436:

Furiousbeard.7602:

DB, where’s your NA!?

Whats NA?

Not Around obviously…

SEA you later

We’ll probably see you for another week XD

You wont see me at all this week…….(but ill see you)

Vacation?

If thats the case i been on vaction for 2 months

Furiousbeard.7602:

Lenador.1436:

Furiousbeard.7602:

DB, where’s your NA!?

Whats NA?

Not Around obviously…

SEA you later

We’ll probably see you for another week XD

You wont see me at all this week…….(but ill see you)

Furiousbeard.7602:

DB, where’s your NA!?

Whats NA?

Nick.6972:

You won’t allow us FA take our overlook back, but when DB Zerg train comes by and tries to capture it, you basically hand it to them.
DB and JQ have teamed up!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Nah, just joking.

DB, JQ, and FA have team up to fight the forces of evil<.<……Charr(with the annoying asura posters pushing their luck as well) Yeah imma Charr hater, and always gon be a hater

SFShinigami.2015:

As the holder of The Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, I would like to take this moment to apologize to our regular followers who so love to hear the words of our Lord and Savior, Jedsus Chris. Tonight the Sister Fisters were performing our weekly ritualistic atonement for our wins, led by High Priest Deadlyfrost, by chasing down two blasphemers, building all the things, getting crabs and jumping around like idiots for an hour and a half. When we finally rid ourselves of the crabs we realized that there was no room for us to continue our aggressive storytelling to the face so we granted ourselves a well deserved night off. To quote the book of Cue, “There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say. You remain, my power, my pleasure, my pain.”

^.^ no wall of text only a fence this time

Fuzzion.2504:

Lenador.1436:

Fuzzion.2504:

Halcyon.3140:

where is the db love? ;-;

In my pants

Reaches inside there nothing in here at all you troll you

I dont think Asurans have any parts down there. I believe we clone our babies (Ever seen a pregnant asuaran?)

Asura, yes thats explains it……..well ‘you rats’ better get on now, people round here dun take to kind to yall folk, get on git

Fuzzion.2504:

Halcyon.3140:

where is the db love? ;-;

In my pants

Reaches inside there nothing in here at all you troll you

Furiousbeard.7602:

My wife is the jealous type and would not approve.

I have a fight at some bike racks tonight, but we can chat later.

you mean you got a beating to get to

saiyr.3071:

I’ll hop onto your TS. But only if Calvin is there.

Get out of here, this is my house

Furiousbeard.7602:

warsock.7830:

FA has so much talk to back next time we get ya alone. I honestly can’t wait. It will fun just for the sake of the fights
My recommendation to FA is to quit harping that you are under dogs. Dragonbrand is full of awesome NA guilds that have brought the fight all week. From my own personal experience rB NS QT TG and EA while on maps only talked about how much fun we are having fighting FA and JQ NA guilds. Everyone is so overly server proud and develops bias that are just silly. I’d be excited to have this exact match up next week.

It aint over yet.

Why are you talking so much smack?

JQ won the week and decides the 2nd place winner remember.

Next time we’re “alone” you’ll just night cap the ppt victory, but I think our NAs should square off again soon.

Ill meet you by the monkey bars at 3 o’clock

FA! FA! FA! FA! i mean JQ! JQ! JQ! jQ!

SFShinigami.2015:

As the holder of the Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, people often ask me where our savior, Lord Jedsus Chris, finds the strength to pull off the amazing feats he is so well known for, and I simply hand them a copy of the Book of Jedsus and refer them to the book where all of Jedsus’s childhood exploits are contained, the Book of Wrathern Chapter 8:

“There came a time in young Jedsus’s life in which his celestial origins began to separate him from the social circles of the other children his age. While the other children were busy with simple shapes and colors, Lord Jedsus Chris had already put forth a proof of Fermat’s Last Theorem, though nobody at the time knew the significance of this as nobody had even developed the use of exponents. As time passed, Lord Jedsus began to act out against his intellectual inferiors causing him to be sent home from school many times to be stabbed in the kidneys by his mother, though this too soon lost its effectiveness as he was Jedsus Chris and as such could regurgitate the damaged kidney as if he was a pez dispenser while growing a new one in its place. Eventually the misbehavior became too much and his mother, acting on the direction of his father, The Great Jed in the Sky, exiled young Jedsus to the Highest Mountain, telling him not to return until he had found his spinach. Jedsus packed his things, a relatively light load, and struck out onto the Highest Mountain with only the company of his sole friend and confidant, Nickcav. Twelve days into their journey, running low on supplies and nearly 2/3rds the way up the Highest Mountain, the two boys heard an earsplitting thundercrack, despite there be not but a single cloud in the sky. Startled, they both began scouring the area for the source of the sound, when it came to them again, this time in the form of a single lightning strike on a large bush nearby, which immediately was set ablaze. Jedsus, worried for the safety of all woodland creatures, unless he is eating them, immediately moved to extinguish the bush but this time was interrupted by a booming voice that seemed to come from everywhere around them. “Do not touch that burning bush, lest you wish to sacrifice all that I have to offer you!” Jedsus, never one to be intimidated sneered at the sky, “Who do you think you are, telling me what to do?” The voice responded, “It is I, your father, The Great Jed in the Sky, reeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwww ptptptpptptptpt, I directed your mother to send you here, to The Highest Mountain, so that you may receive that which is yours by birth.” Jedsus, having heard stories of his father, was humbled for the first time in many years, and moved to sit on a nearby rock next to an oddly bored looking Nickcav, who, due to his friendship with Jedsus, had ceased being amazed by anything years ago. After many long moments, Jedsus spoke again, “What is this birthright I am to possess father?” The booming voice, seeming to shake the foundations of the earth around them replied, “Take this burning bush and consume a single leaf whenever thou needst guidance. It shall provide you with all the direction you shall ever need in life.” Jed stood up and walked slowly over to the burning bush, which was actually producing no heat at all, and plucked a single leaf and placed it in his mouth. After a few moments and some slight coughing, Jedsus uprouted the bush, looked up and said, “Father, is there anything else you wish of me?” The voice answered, “No, be on your way to your mother, but remember, a great Spiderman once said, with great power comes great responsibility.” Jedsus nodded sagely and began his trek down the mountain. As Nickcav stood up to leave, however, the voice began again, “Young Nickcav, I also have a task for you.” The boy arched his eyebrow without saying a word. “It will be your duty in life to watch over Jedsus when he consumes the leaves of the holy burning bush, for while it brings him into an enlightened state, it also may put those around him at risk. There is a reason this is called The Highest Mountain. Do this, and you shall be remembered forever as The First Saint, Lady Nickarella of the Bush.” Nickcav, looking slightly perplexed at the change of his name, looked around wearily to make sure that no one was around to hear, nodded hesitantly then jogged after Jedsus to return home.

Curse you false preacher and your walls of text

Kovu.7560:

Lenador.1436:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Perhaps the humans are the problem… Charr are powerful, Asurans are intelligent, Sylvari are from nature…. humans are.?

The master race, dont you forget it

Aren’t humans the aliens in this game?

~ Kovu

Go away nail your ruining my arguement if your good ill let you come inside when it rains. and Nuh we rightfully claimed that land<.< imperialism is the way to go. (May Ascalon rest in pieces)

Furiousbeard.7602:

Perhaps the humans are the problem… Charr are powerful, Asurans are intelligent, Sylvari are from nature…. humans are.?

The master race, dont you forget it

Dog.1472:

Little do you know bookahs, the majority of RATS are upleveled.

Just you wait till we are all level 80s.

You may prepare for your doom now.

You can say the b word. You asura think you better than everyone else butyour just wrong and you will find your place next the Charr; ^.^ it shall be toasty and cozy for you

FrankieBonez.8361:

I, personally, prefer and enjoy these matchups rather than steamrolling t3 and below. Here, there’s things to learn and room to improve. Over there – we get lazy and develop horrible habits, plus, ain’t no one to fight.

Also weeds out the fairweathers.

Tier 3 Provide so much forum entertainment, T2 and especially Tier1 servers are a bore

nomdeplums.5780:

I hope the Rata Sum Army Tactical School offers remedial courses on omega golem rushes, because that attempt on FA BL garrison was a disgrace.

They do and still flunked unless your talking bout DB then you just haxed against out golems…..

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Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Avatar of Belle.9623:

Lenador.1436:

I miss people complaining

Why aren’t you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?

I believe you’re mistaken who wears the pants in the relationship

I do.

SO THERE.

Well then time to nag and argue with you till i crush all your hopes and dreams and leave you crying beggin for your mommy (cough*stereotype*)

But…

but…

my hopes and dreams are with you

You headin into the grinder<.< now imma take your wallet and go enjoy * restaurant, be back later honey ^.^ eveyrthing better be clean when i get back

You never take me anywhere. You’re always with your friends. I want a divorce!

(Is that enough complaining for you?)

You were replaced 5 months ago…didnt you know?

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Avatar of Belle.9623:

Lenador.1436:

I miss people complaining

Why aren’t you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?

I believe you’re mistaken who wears the pants in the relationship

I do.

SO THERE.

Well then time to nag and argue with you till i crush all your hopes and dreams and leave you crying beggin for your mommy (cough*stereotype*)

But…

but…

my hopes and dreams are with you

You headin into the grinder<.< now imma take your wallet and go enjoy * restaurant, be back later honey ^.^ eveyrthing better be clean when i get back

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Avatar of Belle.9623:

Lenador.1436:

I miss people complaining

Why aren’t you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?

I believe you’re mistaken who wears the pants in the relationship

I do.

SO THERE.

Well then time to nag and argue with you till i crush all your hopes and dreams and leave you crying beggin for your mommy (cough*stereotype*)

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Lenador.1436:

I miss people complaining

Why aren’t you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?

I believe you’re mistaken who wears the pants in the relationship

I miss people complaining

CuddleStrike.8215:

Lenador.1436:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Lenador.1436:

SFShinigami.2015:

SHINI’S EPIC POST.

wat a croc

How mean

Enjoy the wall of text! Snuggle it even! I believe in you!
In conclusion, go to be a hater in my matchup thread and not this one

Walls of texts are blasphemy in their own right that must be abolished and torn down character by character

You’re going to be going at it a while then….. I wish you luck Sir! Shini’s posts are epic. I daresay, you will perish in your attempt.

My conviction is strong against those who spread such immoral fiction i shall not falter

CuddleStrike.8215:

Lenador.1436:

SFShinigami.2015:

SHINI’S EPIC POST.

wat a croc

How mean

Enjoy the wall of text! Snuggle it even! I believe in you!
In conclusion, go to be a hater in my matchup thread and not this one

Walls of texts are blasphemy in their own right that must be abolished and torn down character by character

SFShinigami.2015:

As the holder of the Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints it warms my heart to see so many aggressively seeking the words and deeds of our Lord and Savior, Jedsus Chris. Sometimes we cannot proselytize to each group fast enough and end up proselytizing both at once as their desire for Jedsus is so great! It is at times like this that I am reminded of the Holy Holiday of Pass-server, chronicled in the Book of Rainshadow, the Holy Scribe and Countess of the Isle of Sammich, Chapter 5:

The great Quaggan King slammed down his scepter, foaming at the mouth as he bubbled over with rage. “WHO ARE YOU TO ENTER MY COURT WITHOUT PERMISSION, LET ALONE SPEAK A SINGLE WORD TO ME?” The stranger removed his hat, handing it to a guard and began walking casually about the room, picking up objects, briefly analyzing them and then dropping them as if he had forgotten they even existed. “I am but a messenger of my Lord, Jedsus Chris and as such, obviously, I come bearing a message. You may call me Mr Pizza Cox, and I am here to tell you that my Lord wishes both you and the Krait Empress to each send your armies against him, as clearly one alone is not enough. If you do not sacrifice these armies on the altar of Jedsus, then come the new moon, Lord Jedsus Chris himself will lay siege to your most impressive underwater cities and likely, depending on his state of inebriation, write his name on the walls of each building using the blood of your firstborns.” The Quaggan King angrily tried to swat Mr Pizza Cox’s hand away from a precious vase, to which Mr Pizza Cox deftly evaded, as nobody is as good at getting in and out of a conflict than Mr Pizza Cox, then wiping the foam from his mouth, bellowing loudly so his entire court could hear, “WHAT SILLY MAN THINKS HE CAN TAKE ON THE MIGHTY QUAGGANS OF BAKONE, NOT EVEN THE KRAIT EMPRESS HERSELF HAS DARED CHALLENGE US IN OVER A CENTURY!” Mr Pizza Cox shrugged slightly as he walked back towards the door, grabbing his hat from the guard as he passed, “Well, do not say I didn’t warn you and I will add, should you ever hear the beckoning flirtation with glory that is Lord Jedsus Chris’s underwater battlecry, you would be best served by swimming away as fast as you can.” The Quaggan guard blocking the doorway, trembling slightly raised his arm halting the messenger, “and…and…what, pray tell, does this cry sound like?” The messanger arched his eyebrow slightly, evaluating the guard, “My dear sir, I shall only tell you once. It is the most terrifying sound you will ever hear, though you specifically will never hear it. I believe it goes something like…” he paused, coughed slightly and began again, “BOOP….BOOP….BOOP….BOOP.” Then, before anyone in the room could react, the messenger disappeared and reappeared in a blinding flash behind the guard and the guard fell to the ground dead, a single cut in his back, so deftly placed it could only be given away by the blood surrounding it. The messenger, having stowed his blade, tipped his hat and disappeared, never to be seen again.

The new moon came and went. The Lord, our Savior, Jedsus Chris, came and fulfilled his prophecy. It is said that to this day, in an attempt to bargain for their safety, Quaggan everywhere train themselves rigorously to suppress their deep-seeded anger, lest another such foolish King bring upon them such pain and anguish.

wat a croc

ninjambo.3784:

heres a [RET] video from our fights last night!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aErIEJEOyxY

Enjoy

yawns

Greens Daily Ritual.9025:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Wotah.2975:

Sometimes WvW is you getting 2v1’d, sometimes it is you getting 1v2’d.

Just like prison…

“Come here puppet boy, make your Daddy talk” ~Peanut~

And now for an awesome 3 vs 1 video!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbBlYfTbA44

You have just earned yourself a Gold Star, i laughed and i cried, ganking akittens worst expect on Lion King and the hyenas……sad days

Achilles.2197:

Mister Mustard.7203:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

PoweredByRice.3517:

DB….. why so many TROLL? I guess if you can’t win, might as well troll in the forum.
I miss the TC/FA/TC thread from last week.

<.<Forums are boring without troll and needed a for a stable and entertaining match-up week long thread life. Q.Q i cry every time servers pat each other on the back over and over…but i do agree TC forums warriors doubles they’re respective oppenents numbers in forums like you stated.

are you drunk again still lol

Lawl. I think we found the real reason DBs ppt is lower than expected. Theyre always drunk

Fixed that for you.

I wish T.T im just naturally unstable now im off to lunch

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

PoweredByRice.3517:

DB….. why so many TROLL? I guess if you can’t win, might as well troll in the forum.
I miss the TC/FA/TC thread from last week.

<.<Forums are boring without troll and needed a for a stable and entertaining match-up week long thread life. Q.Q i cry every time servers pat each other on the back over and over…but i do agree TC forums warriors doubles they’re respective oppenents numbers in forums like you stated.

are you drunk again lol

Why i never!

PoweredByRice.3517:

DB….. why so many TROLL? I guess if you can’t win, might as well troll in the forum.
I miss the TC/FA/TC thread from last week.

<.<Forums are boring without troll and needed a for a stable and entertaining match-up week long thread life. Q.Q i cry every time servers pat each other on the back over and over…but i do agree TC forums warriors doubles they’re respective oppenents numbers in forums like you stated.

SFShinigami.2015:

As the holder of the Missionary Position in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints I find some of these accusations rather disturbing. Jed Quarry is actually the least zergy of the top 3 servers and home of the little ball of hate guilds that relish zerg busting. As it is written in Jedesis Chapter 1, verses 1-10:

In the beginning Jed created the havoc and the zerg. And the zerg was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Wok moved upon the face of the waters. And Jed said, Let there be fights: and there were fights. And Jed saw the fights, that they were good: and Jed divided the fights from the darkness. And Jed called the fights payday, and the darkness he called wiped. And the downing and the respawning were the first day. And Jed said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the zergs, and let it divide the zergs from the zergs. And Jed made the firmament, and divided the zerg which were under the firmament from the zerg which were above the firmament: and it was so. And Jed called the firmament the split zerg. And the downing and the respawning were the second day. And Jed said, Let the players under the split pin be gathered together unto one pin, and let the Commander appear: and it was so. And Jed called the first zerg the anvil; and the gathering together of the other players he called the hammer: and Jed saw that it was good.

T.T i shall burn your walls of text down with slander and lies, i have found conviction

Le Rooster.8715:

why are dragonbrand doing so badly, didn’t they get like 6 new guilds recently and infact FA’s largest NA guild aswell.

Thats how we roll

I love the level of trolling i see JQ and my own server feeeding into the forum bun fire…..now only for FA to contribute…..sigh idk they just seem too boring for the challenge. This glass is to FA

Nerifes.4931:

WRod.3856:

Wilco.1458:

We were doing guild missions. What’s up? We failed the T1 bounty

get good

Calls out on forums for GvG;
Gets rolled by SG;
Get carried by map zerg;
Trash talks on forums.

You should really sit down and talk with me about your feelings.

Thankyou someone who wants to listen to me complain about WvW where do i start?

Lenador.1436:

Lenador.1436:

SykkoB.9465:

Lenador.1436:

SykkoB.9465:

why doesnt DB and FA just focus JQ ??? its how wvw was ment 2nd 3rd forcus 1st.

I was in the middle of a troll and i got a phone call from my professor and it has just thrown my hold moood off to be trolly idk wat to say….We we could tag team JQ hard if you beg? idk, im dry i need a drink

why would i beg ?? i dont care if u guys 2v1 jq or not, I was just asking why u guys dont so the score is closer.

Hey Hey Hey im not the on trial here and who cares bout closer scores, not i, cant keep speak for the rest of the population<.<sheeple

Guy sounds paranoid

Boring forums is boring seeing wat i have we resorted to talking to myself and trolling myself……so lonely or am i