Guild Wars 2

Lenador.1436:

SykkoB.9465:

Lenador.1436:

SykkoB.9465:

why doesnt DB and FA just focus JQ ??? its how wvw was ment 2nd 3rd forcus 1st.

I was in the middle of a troll and i got a phone call from my professor and it has just thrown my hold moood off to be trolly idk wat to say….We we could tag team JQ hard if you beg? idk, im dry i need a drink

why would i beg ?? i dont care if u guys 2v1 jq or not, I was just asking why u guys dont so the score is closer.

Hey Hey Hey im not the on trial here and who cares bout closer scores, not i, cant keep speak for the rest of the population<.<sheeple

Guy sounds paranoid

SykkoB.9465:

Lenador.1436:

SykkoB.9465:

why doesnt DB and FA just focus JQ ??? its how wvw was ment 2nd 3rd forcus 1st.

I was in the middle of a troll and i got a phone call from my professor and it has just thrown my hold moood off to be trolly idk wat to say….We we could tag team JQ hard if you beg? idk, im dry i need a drink

why would i beg ?? i dont care if u guys 2v1 jq or not, I was just asking why u guys dont so the score is closer.

Hey Hey Hey im not the on trial here and who cares bout closer scores, not i, cant keep speak for the rest of the population<.<sheeple

SykkoB.9465:

why doesnt DB and FA just focus JQ ??? its how wvw was ment 2nd 3rd forcus 1st.

I was in the middle of a troll and i got a phone call from my professor and it has just thrown my hold moood off to be trolly idk wat to say….We we could tag team JQ hard if you beg? idk, im dry i need a drink

Phate.4871:

Achilles.2197:

TheAmpca.1753:

I personally am an FA NA member who plays on EB I can only describe Jade Bags and Dragonbags one way. Those two servers are like a baby’s butt; they are always getting wiped.

Bag Quarry would have sounded better.

Anywho, any tips on how to be as awesome as Fort Aspenwood players?

/laugh as the smaller zerg runs. Emotes are fun and the only good way to communicate with other servers. We play fair-weather mostly and for a NA EB player, we just are in for points, bags, and epic battles and siege war. We have some really laid back commanders at the core who are super fun and approachable and allow chat in TS, and look for help and advice when needed.

Sorry all replies made must be submitted in troll form, thank you and try again ^.^

Fuzzion.2504:

yesfourme.8906:

FA is not even trying. And when they try, I feel they team with JQ to beat on DB

Because theres history between db and jq . doh. ANyway, had many good fights and duels today. Gn and cya all tomorrow

There is little history between us, I know I am the certified server historian, set aside some pre-disposition you have with a certain group of people, ill leave that up for arugement it feeds the forum entertainment.

Also i would like to remind “y’all” that we do not condone Walls of Texts we had an incident with a follower of Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints. Just dun do it its painful to read for the lazy and indifferent. That is all.^.^

zhonnika.1784:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

TheAmpca.1753:

I personally am an FA NA member who plays on EB I can only describe Jade Bags and Dragonbags one way. Those two servers are like a baby’s butt; they are always getting wiped.

Bag Quarry would have sounded better.

Anywho, any tips on how to be as awesome as Fort Aspenwood players?

Dont resist and just let us do our business and maybe collect a few women and bags, we needs bags

So you have the women??? IS DB ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

……………………………………………………………No……………………………………………………….

Whatevs.

You could always join JQ… we have both

Ill pass on JQ women

You couldn’t handle us anyway, sunshine.

Snaps fingers im pretty sure i got u figured out, im looking into greener pastures

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

TheAmpca.1753:

I personally am an FA NA member who plays on EB I can only describe Jade Bags and Dragonbags one way. Those two servers are like a baby’s butt; they are always getting wiped.

Bag Quarry would have sounded better.

Anywho, any tips on how to be as awesome as Fort Aspenwood players?

Dont resist and just let us do our business and maybe collect a few women and bags, we needs bags

So you have the women??? IS DB ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

……………………………………………………………No……………………………………………………….

Whatevs.

You could always join JQ… we have both

Ill pass on JQ women

They prefer FA men anyway, since they are much manlier. The DB men tend to run away, sadly.

I wasnt running i was only turning around to show my amazing glutes

The women of Jade Quarry have just informed me that your zumba is not paying off, and they highly recommend you ease up on the cookies.

I dont need a woman to make my life happy, forget them and forget you my running will pay off you just wait and see

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

TheAmpca.1753:

I personally am an FA NA member who plays on EB I can only describe Jade Bags and Dragonbags one way. Those two servers are like a baby’s butt; they are always getting wiped.

Bag Quarry would have sounded better.

Anywho, any tips on how to be as awesome as Fort Aspenwood players?

Dont resist and just let us do our business and maybe collect a few women and bags, we needs bags

So you have the women??? IS DB ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

……………………………………………………………No……………………………………………………….

Whatevs.

You could always join JQ… we have both

Ill pass on JQ women

They prefer FA men anyway, since they are much manlier. The DB men tend to run away, sadly.

I wasnt running i was only turning around to show my amazing glutes

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

TheAmpca.1753:

I personally am an FA NA member who plays on EB I can only describe Jade Bags and Dragonbags one way. Those two servers are like a baby’s butt; they are always getting wiped.

Bag Quarry would have sounded better.

Anywho, any tips on how to be as awesome as Fort Aspenwood players?

Dont resist and just let us do our business and maybe collect a few women and bags, we needs bags

So you have the women??? IS DB ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

……………………………………………………………No……………………………………………………….

Whatevs.

You could always join JQ… we have both

Ill pass on JQ women

Achilles.2197:

Lenador.1436:

Achilles.2197:

TheAmpca.1753:

I personally am an FA NA member who plays on EB I can only describe Jade Bags and Dragonbags one way. Those two servers are like a baby’s butt; they are always getting wiped.

Bag Quarry would have sounded better.

Anywho, any tips on how to be as awesome as Fort Aspenwood players?

Dont resist and just let us do our business and maybe collect a few women and bags, we needs bags

So you have the women??? IS DB ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

……………………………………………………………No……………………………………………………….

Achilles.2197:

TheAmpca.1753:

I personally am an FA NA member who plays on EB I can only describe Jade Bags and Dragonbags one way. Those two servers are like a baby’s butt; they are always getting wiped.

Bag Quarry would have sounded better.

Anywho, any tips on how to be as awesome as Fort Aspenwood players?

Dont resist and just let us do our business and maybe collect a few women and bags, we needs bags

TheAmpca.1753:

I personally am an FA NA member who plays on EB I can only describe Jade Bags and Dragonbags one way. Those two servers are like a baby’s butt; they are always getting wiped.

Well that sir is just libel and slanderous lies, i mean i havent died in WvW in over a month ^.^ l33t skillz

Myst.5783:

Lenador.1436:

Im confused did you come for small group/solo or zerging<.>?

“I didn’t come here for that anyways. I came for zerg tactics.”

Blob zergs-Que zergs-or 20+ zergs? it all makes a difference

Myst.5783:

Lenador.1436:

Myst.5783:

Hello Hello

Just a small server boy new to the “big leagues”.

Looking forward to experiencing a higher tier of WvW.

Quick question, why does DB feel the need to jump on bodies after they wipe a couple people with anywhere from 3 to 20 times the numbers? Like every time there is a few that do it. FA doesn’t do that.

This started long ago when the faith of The Divine Ram of Maguuma was strong. If you are unfamiliar, it is of course when one dies they would erect a sacred ram on top of your body to commend your death. As we have advanced to a more modernistic age, erecting rams whenever someone died became inconvenient as such it was easier just show our emotion to the dead with as you see /emote. Thus we can conclude two things, that you and those whom you have experience on FA are lacking in faith and that your not way-pointing back fast enough.(Note that non of these findings are yet conclusive and are awaiting defense)

I’m just checking everything out waiting for the rest of my guild to get situated on JQ.

I was seeing if solo and/or small group roaming was viable on these higher tiers, I was greeted with mixed results. Immediately WPing back wasn’t high on the priority list. I didn’t come here for that anyways. I came for zerg tactics.

eithinan.9841:

They needed to clean off their boots before moving on?

But seriously are you, player from JQ, complaining about being outnumbered by Db? I think you may need to go find your zerg buddy.

I’ve from the bottom tiers and its my first day on JQ, old habits die hard.

Anyways, thank you both for answering my question, looking forward to fighting you all in the time to come.

Im confused did you come for small group/solo or zerging<.>?

Myst.5783:

Hello Hello

Just a small server boy new to the “big leagues”.

Looking forward to experiencing a higher tier of WvW.

Quick question, why does DB feel the need to jump on bodies after they wipe a couple people with anywhere from 3 to 20 times the numbers? Like every time there is a few that do it. FA doesn’t do that.

This started long ago when the faith of The Divine Ram of Maguuma was strong. If you are unfamiliar, it is of course when one dies they would erect a sacred ram on top of your body to commend your death. As we have advanced to a more modernistic age, erecting rams whenever someone died became inconvenient as such it was easier just show our emotion to the dead with as you see /emote. Thus we can conclude two things, that you and those whom you have experience on FA are lacking in faith and that your not way-pointing back fast enough.(Note that non of these findings are yet conclusive and are awaiting defense)

PolarLights.4825:

Most of the do nothing to help the map GvG guilds have left JQ. Which is good as the PPT is looking totally sexy. May no other guilds fall into the trap of becoming wanna be Red Guards.

(Busts out Spice Girl’s “Wannabe”)

Gellor.6497:

Lenador.1436:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Gellor.6497:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Last week was better.

DB just isn’t as good as TC (in any way whatsoever).

JQ is also enjoying a resurgence of fairweathers due to the steamroll, so groups of 50+ are hardly uncommon.

I’m hoping anet drops the player cap on maps, because blobs are lame.

Here’s hoping next week is better.

Pretty sure we don’t care bout being as good as anyone else and those that did have left

That’s a good idea to not care about being as good as others. It’s probably why the level of play on DB continues to go downhill. Keep it up.

Sizzle this guy is on fire

Better watch out, he might report you like he did TC for no reason

T.T so we got snitches now?

Furiousbeard.7602:

Gellor.6497:

Furiousbeard.7602:

Last week was better.

DB just isn’t as good as TC (in any way whatsoever).

JQ is also enjoying a resurgence of fairweathers due to the steamroll, so groups of 50+ are hardly uncommon.

I’m hoping anet drops the player cap on maps, because blobs are lame.

Here’s hoping next week is better.

Pretty sure we don’t care bout being as good as anyone else and those that did have left

That’s a good idea to not care about being as good as others. It’s probably why the level of play on DB continues to go downhill. Keep it up.

Sizzle this guy is on fire

SykkoB.9465:

wait db lost some sea guilds ??

who ? and where did they go ?

and tc and jq kinda counter each other, its why they r closely matched. JQ has strong sea and, TC has a strong NA.

See what we are reduced to we need others to come post in our thread bc we are boring……least share those war stories from your raid nights

Furiousbeard.7602:

Last week was better.

DB just isn’t as good as TC (in any way whatsoever).

JQ is also enjoying a resurgence of fairweathers due to the steamroll, so groups of 50+ are hardly uncommon.

I’m hoping anet drops the player cap on maps, because blobs are lame.

Here’s hoping next week is better.

I like this guy he gets it

yawns no one ever posts in forums of match up whom they dont have servers they have “relations” with

nglcpyro.4906:

^
Riiiiight. There’s a book for that since I’m pretty sure I’d get banned following what you said. Seriously though, after not getting the angry couples ranting for two matchups, boring is nice leaving all the fighting for where it matters. Matchup is young though…

Thing is i cant actually wvw atm so im stuck in forums…..T.T my eternal cell thus saying i shall return SEA time>.>

nglcpyro.4906:

Lenador.1436:

yawns boring forum match-up

You want more excitement? Well… Ummm.. I don’t think anyone has a precursor so get out there so people can get a better chance farming you, because you.. Uh.. Are easy to kill.. Because you’re not good or something. Think that’s how this trash talking thing works, right ?

That’s the best I’ve got for now ….. At least I tried!

If you goona trash talk you got to do it with passion i mean make me feel like scum T,T punish me for being bad…….this is not my kink…..

yawns boring forum match-up

DeWolfe.2174:

Don’t worry FA and DB, Saturday afternoons isn’t strong for anyone. Well, maybe BG could queue the time slot. Even that would be a stretch for them to do it.

I’m trying to think of something trolly to say to spice up this thread. It’s so bland, I can’t even think of one. All I know is, I bought well over 100 Dolyak tonics last night across multiple alt’s. It’s SO… ON… for later in the week. We’re taking up TC’s mantle while their on holiday

A simple DB and FA you guys have no skill bla blah blah blah farming bags blah blah blah is general troll material accepted here; feel free to branch off and be creative with it

XcmGT.3847:

Let us not turn this thread into a toxic cesspool of trolls like the SOR/BG threads…

From my one week experience, SoR and BG lack forum troll skill and power, i mean i felt like i was reading a Congressional debate. It bored me to tears every night, besides toxic cesspools are relaxing to sit in

yawns non drama or complaining bores meh T.T why must we compliment each other

T.T no one does adorable score updates anymore…they have all died out anyway looks like fun match up<.< lets see how to tonight, morning, or afternoon goes whatever timezone you claim

Score Updates: http://mos.millenium.org/na
Map Updates: http://mos.millenium.org/na/matchups/map/865

Good Luck to all, my time of imprisonment in Tier 1 forums was miserable lets see if you two can provide better entertainment <3

Thustlewhumber.7416:

I personally love this matchup. I was with the old Cryptic Omen guild all the way to T2, and have seen matchups with pretty much every server. BG is clearly far and away the best wvw server right now, and I think we have learned alot from both BG and SOR this round.

I hope next week is SOR/JQ/DB!

Veto

Sigh you all were doing so good at not being boring for the last few days lets not relapse one day before reset

LethalxKiller.3571:

Lenador.1436:

LethalxKiller.3571:

Enjoying the fights guys keep it up can’t wait til next week with the possibility of fighting my old server. Also playing with my war again since they are pretty good now idk but that xtra 2k on heal seems to help a lot. Ps my war should be a model. :P

Urggh i hate fat humans in t3 just stretches that armour

Hes not fat hes buff :P

Call the those pouches of flesh wat you will but i feel like im watching a whale trying to fit into a sardine can Q.Q the horror

LethalxKiller.3571:

Enjoying the fights guys keep it up can’t wait til next week with the possibility of fighting my old server. Also playing with my war again since they are pretty good now idk but that xtra 2k on heal seems to help a lot. Ps my war should be a model. :P

Urggh i hate fat humans in t3 just stretches that armour

EAT y u slackin’ i demand results

Wrex.6798:

Seigfried.5938:

Wrex.6798:

So I heard BG was lacking EU coverage….

Wow, some people just lack common sense it amazes me. That could either be our numbers on each map or all our people in wvw. You can not tell without snapping a picture of every place of each BL.

Oh holy kitten it was a joke, you BG guys are so emo about coverage, try leaving the forum and playing the game once in a while.

//Wrex

None may leave once they have entered the forums; this is real battle, a battle of words

Again i do quite enjoy the break from coverage and being victims<.< now i can sip my drink and not be completely bored in peace

\o/ its a miracle the forums are not boring today…..or yesterday (stupid timezones)

Strippling.3524:

Looking at our current roster BT has 599 people logged on, with 598 of those members all in WvW and the other 1 member farming gold for the guild bank. We also have 2 havoc squads of 45 people roaming for small scale battles.

Edit: We’re still outmanned by SOR though. Dem megablobs

See this one….this one gets it. Just recruit more BT dont let SoR oppress you anymore with numbers

The wall of texts attacks hurt so much; they’re just my weakness

Noobles.4325:

jesus sor when you have a full map zerg stop hiding in a tower behind acs

AC’s are like warm blankets let them be cozy noobles do you really want the blob on you(idk maybe you do)

Noobles.4325:

Lenador.1436:

Liquid.9672:

Lenador.1436:

Soon it will all be over…sooon my DB brothern we shall escape these forums

Or we could roll the same match next week!

Nooooooooo!

I want jq and sor ;o

nuh i dont like that couple i mean they are cute and all but they are not gritty like the BG and SoR but they are too rough altogehter. Wat i want is a nice “stable” three way where DB get some attention and lovin

Liquid.9672:

Lenador.1436:

Soon it will all be over…sooon my DB brothern we shall escape these forums

Or we could roll the same match next week!

Nooooooooo!

Soon it will all be over…sooon my DB brothern we shall escape these forums

SykkoB.9465:

tbh all threads say the same kitten since the game came out.

stacked/ac/blob/zerg

losing team says they r more skilled then the winning team just dont have the numbers.

winning team is more skilled other server just is just bad.morale low/fairweather

But T1 does it the most boring way possible….<.< i will not miss this tier’s forums (actually i will ,i love to read foolishness makes believe that i am sane)

Torp.3659:

This thread feels like I went over a friend’s house and when we ate diner his parents started fighting and I just sat there feeling wicked awkward..

Meh they will never notice and no one on can read satire at all such a waste T.T

Ljiona.9142:

Man, don’t you guys ever get sick of typing the same ole crap?

No this tier 1 forums this is how its gon be for the many many fruitful years of WvW of to come. Lets all hold hands and be victims of stacking and coverage together.

kishter.9578:

So this is? we will be confronting a server who can que the 4 maps in a time when SOR have less than 100 people in wvw over the 4 BL? 25k gaps and is just Monday. What desire give me to start playing WvW starting my week when we already have a clear disadvantage like this?

This is stupid i will level my alts and Spam COF untill this get balanced—-

You get back out there and fight till your the last man or woman or thing!

Kjendar.6459:

Lenador.1436:

Calvin.5380:

Wow, some matchup this! First time I’ve ever spent over 15s on repairs during a BP raid.

15g! you must be getting wiped hard

Please read before you quote someone.

We would like to thank DB for not running like some other servers from our 8 man team.

Again so serious in this thread T.T i didnt sign up to go into the office with Daddy i just want to sip my juice and chill on the swings

Calvin.5380:

Wow, some matchup this! First time I’ve ever spent over 15s on repairs during a BP raid.

15g! you must be getting wiped hard

Maybe SoR and BG are the same server and just dont realize it yet