Guild Wars 2

Captain Charrmandre reporting for duty.

Captain Charrmandre of the Iron Legion’s Engineer Corps solving problems with bombs.

Only an engineer would chamber buckshot into a sniper rifle.

The EULA notes the following about botting:

Guild Wars 2 User Agreement

8. Prohibited and irreparably harmful activities concerning NCSoft

( c). Use, or provide others with, any software related to the Game, including any automation software (a.k.a. “bot”) or software designed to change or modify operation of the Game;

Guild Wars 2 Rules of Conduct

20. You may not use any third-party program (such as a “bot”) in order to automate gameplay functions, including playing, chatting, interacting, or gathering gold or items within Guild Wars 2. You may not assist, relay, or store gold or items for other players who are using these processes.

Based on that, I’d believe a bot is nothing more than a third party program providing an automated function at this point. I’d also extend that idling with turrets shouldn’t be suspect to an issue. What does everyone else think of this?

Only an engineer’s throwing arm has more range than guns

Fellow engineers, we know the little things about our class that are nonsense, so let’s joke around and have a little fun. Begin with “Only an engineer” and fill the rest in about our in-game gimmicks. To start things off:

Only an engineer would hip-fire a scoped rifle.

Hi it’s Vince with NerfChop. You’re gonna be in a great mood all day because you’re gonna be nerfing all the goodness away with the NerfChop. Now look here’s the Engineer. One nerf you got big chunks of complaints, two nerfs— goodbyes in a second. Now look at this you add weapon sigils. The more it benefits the finer the nerfs. You don’t have to switch any builds! Now, you love versatility, but you hate low damage that’s why you don’t have many gadgets in your slots. Now with one nerf, solved. I love grenades, but once in awhile get other kits in, at least let one waste a slot. You’re gonna change your usefulness. DPS, support, tanking in like five patches-four, five patches it’s done. This thing—this bomb kit looks boring. Stop having a boring build, stop having a boring life. Add that kit, put it here like this. Now you’re gonna have a nice patched kit. You’re going to have a versatile life now. Here’s artillery barrage. One nerf— you add the damage, you add the stun, and what you can do is mix things together. You add the range, and you’re gonna love this. Don’t have time to theorycraft? Nerf it to heck. You’re gonna love my nerfs. – Vince Offer

Why hello there, troublemaker.

I imagine you’d be in full Temple karma. So kitten man.

Not doing as much as a month ago. Most of my time is spent thinking of creative ways to spend time in wvw or climbing Fractal scales.

Lately in wvw I’ve been sitting close to a ledge waiting for solo gankers to take down this pitiful engineer only to get net shotted and then barrel roll to the side for an overcharge shot or battering ram over the cliff for some free badges.

Here in SoR I get into a few groups once awhile to be greeted along the lines of, “holy s*** it’s an engie,” to which I play along like some Australian nature show host by saying, “yeah they’re a rare breed, you’ve got to live in the jungle to really see one of them.”

Bahamut.7029:

the original name i was going for was
Bahamut Bloodfang
but then i decided i wanted my first charr to be personal and went with
Bahamut Othman

Whichever the second name, Bahamut-anything sounds hardcore and fits a gruff-looking Charr – 9/10

Captain Charrmandre – Commanding officer of the Iron Legion’s Third Engineer Company.

His core philosophy is a little less brawn for a lot more brain and chose the path of the engineer. With the respect of friend and foe alike, he is feared for utilizing his own personal inventions and unconventional tactics to gain the upper-hand on the battlefield. He believes that all Charr are like cogs to the same machine, working together to achieve optimal results. When there is a problem under his leadership, he deals with it swiftly and personally.

“Guns and Iron!”

LithePanther.5027

I must be missing something. What’s the problem?

The pistols are aimed straight up to the sky, but firing off where the toon is looking. I’d say that’s fine Charr innovation to fire from the butt of a pistol.

During the three day head-start the name “Captain Charrmandre” popped into my head as a portmanteau of Captain Crunch and Charmander, but in the first ten hours of gameplay a more real reason to roll the race grew. Since the Charr race prides itself in militarism and stratocracy, the name of my toon unintentionally fell in line with the race as a rising rank-and-file member of the Iron Legion who worked up the ladder to become a respected, battle-hardened officer and leader. On a different note, the religious beliefs of the Charr allied legions were congruent to my own as an antitheist (with great credit to Christopher Hitchens).

Captain Charrmandre – 1st Recon Iron Legion. Guns and iron. ’Splosions and flagrant poses.