Guild Wars 2

Ghoulina.2976:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Ghoulina.2976:

GuardianOMS.8067:

So that’s four ballistas, three trebs, two cannons, two arrow carts, and one catapult… all for 8 dudes. DB so strong.

Stop bringing nail files to a gun fight.

If you got it, drop it. When stuff is boring, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

Cute, but you’ve got like 1 person on siege.
Maybe you should try portal bombing again guys. I’ll be the first one through.
[EDIT] <3 you HERO no sting intended.

I know you wouldn’t slag on me or Hero babe.

Portal bombs are our specialty, for sure. I do, however, think that Guardian person has a rage-on for me. He’s always so mad, so mad.

To the Mag [ME] Colonel Warrior that we were hanging out with outside SM dueling, I want to have little pixel babies with you. No lie. Just don’t tell my husband, that could get awkward.

Is this page 20 yet? Flirting with Mags is making me feel dirty.

in that case I’m all kinds of dirty.

I said “rules” and it replaced it with rukitten?

Evalana.5480:

Kalkz is prob sleeping.

Something ain’t right with that boy

Saiyr, was it you who said NA GVG rukitten v80 OR GTFO? I think it was, haha. then the usurper mentioned rB 60v60, rofl.

Evalana.5480:

PAGE 19! Let’s do this! Anyone up for some small scaley fight club type shenanigans tonight??

Only if kalkz can come…

saiyr.3071:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Boonprot.6274:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

saiyr’s comments in the GvG livestream chat made me sad. We aren’t making the thread boring, we just don’t care.

I said “scnd 4-1!!!!!” as a prediction and half the stream kitten themselves because of spoilers. Tbh I transferred to EU quickly to watch the GvG.

Boon, that was funny as kitten though. VII wasn’t half bad, but their backline kept getting wrecked by the support DPS on Scnd.
Also, Sacrx commentary was priceless, all the reddit nerbs there were hating like nobodies buisness.

Oh, were they redditors? I assumed it was T1 NAers that were saying “20v20 no skill (now let me get back to 80v80)” :P

I found out about it through reddit, but I assume thats why so many people were there. also that give away didn’t hurt. I just saddened me to see so much ignorance..especially from the obvious Spvpers who were in chat.

OH SNAP PAGE 19!

Ghoulina.2976:

GuardianOMS.8067:

So that’s four ballistas, three trebs, two cannons, two arrow carts, and one catapult… all for 8 dudes. DB so strong.

Stop bringing nail files to a gun fight.

If you got it, drop it. When stuff is boring, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

Cute, but you’ve got like 1 person on siege.
Maybe you should try portal bombing again guys. I’ll be the first one through.
[EDIT] <3 you HERO no sting intended.

Boonprot.6274:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

saiyr’s comments in the GvG livestream chat made me sad. We aren’t making the thread boring, we just don’t care.

I said “scnd 4-1!!!!!” as a prediction and half the stream kitten themselves because of spoilers. Tbh I transferred to EU quickly to watch the GvG.

Boon, that was funny as kitten though. VII wasn’t half bad, but their backline kept getting wrecked by the support DPS on Scnd.
Also, Sacrx commentary was priceless, all the reddit nerbs there were hating like nobodies buisness.

saiyr’s comments in the GvG livestream chat made me sad. We aren’t making the thread boring, we just don’t care.

EchenSketch.9142:

Has everyone seen the strawberries at NEC in the BL’s? We should all talk about how much we love that strawberry patch. It’s always a nice little present when I resupply there, and don’t even get me started on airline food.
(am i doing this right?)

We could make some serious dough if we zerged those strawberries, I’m talking pies for all my kittens.

EchenSketch.9142:

This is how I feel when reading this thread: http://imgur.com/gallery/gjhrO

Every server zergs, every server has karma trains, every server is outnumbered at times, you’re all pretty, so please, shut the kitten up. Let’s get back to smackin each other with swords.

SHH, we are so close to page 20, Just go back to being productive and let the PvF players work their magic.

If Anet ever adds GvG mode….what will happen to WvW match up forums!?!?!?

saiyr.3071:

http://i.imgur.com/gD0zZvL.jpg

Look at this silly BP commander, doesn’t know how to play with the big boys. Also is too afraid of my answer so already has me blocked, wut wut

LOL, KLASSIC KALKZ.
Dude, hes been doing that since April. or longer. Nothing new here.

FrankieBonez.8361:

kittensake, I didn’t know there were rules in WvW, why didn’t anyone tell me these things!?! Here I thought it was red=dead, wipe or get wiped.

There are rules
Courtesy of AGG, transcribed by The Gut Grinder

1) We expect full access to your TS.
2) When the GVG doesn’t go our way, we will keep calling zergs from other maps until it does go our way.
3) We will only post excellently edited video’s showing that it goes our way.
4) Even when we lose, we expect to maintain #1 NA guild status.
5) If anything to the contrary shows up anywhere, we will lie about it then transfer servers.
6) If we transfer to your server, do not expect us to cap anything.
7) We will only contribute as much to WvW as the PvErs do.
8) We don’t fight sentrys, take camps/towers/etc as the NPC’s have yet to adhere to our rules.
9) Do not, under any circumstances, involve Dekar. That guy is an kitten hole.
10) 15v15? Are you cray cray?

Blondie.2491:

50 Omega Golem Rush. Brought to you by [TB]TheBetrayed. Ran and supported by all guilds of DB. Evening raid on 8-25-2013.

Props to all DB guilds and for the TB members that took their time to prepare this invasion on BP BL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHsBSF4NjjI

Nice TB, next golem rush should be against TC, or FA, hahahah.
Also, out of curiousity, that night on our way to hills we were followed by a cute mag eagle griffin, who was that? we kept trying to protect it, but you cant tk in gw2.

Evilzara.6378:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Mods be deleting all the posts.

I knoww… I’m so sad How will we ever get to 20 pages??

I knew you were a spy all along. Showing my positions, tactics and plans to the enemy through pictures on the official forums.

</3

AND I WOULD OF GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TO! if it wasn’t for you meddling kids! and your talking DOG!

SUUUUURE…why you no use omega?

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Mods be deleting all the posts.

I knoww… I’m so sad How will we ever get to 20 pages??

Don’t think I dont see zara in that golem

Player Character.9467:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Mods be deleting all the posts.

I knoww… I’m so sad How will we ever get to 20 pages??

Things are going up

Might have to actually play on thursday if mag can keep it up, and GLORIOUS THURSDAY IT SHALL BE!
On a side note, you’re a signet short aren’t you?
[EDIT] not playing because ridiculously slow internets atm.

Mods be deleting all the posts.

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Honestly, I think that the lake in the BL needs to go, and be replaced with a grassland of open field. it would be amazing. Of course you couldn’t bring a ppt zerg across because everyone would insist on using it for gvg. hahah.

(if you’ve noticed im been having forum withdrawl, thus explaining the combo posting.) (BREAK IT!)

My guild leader told me that I must have 20 pages by Friday – I’ve been talking to myself all day

I was told we would be getting 25 actually. >.> so we either need 1 of 4 things to happen in the next 36 hours or so.
1. AGG Blah blah blah AGG , Blah blah, AGG
2. Someone zergs something
3. A roamer gets kitten
4. PPT zerg wins a fight

I’ll think we’ll make it.

[Super editted]

Honestly, I think that the lake in the BL needs to go, and be replaced with a grassland of open field. it would be amazing. Of course you couldn’t bring a ppt zerg across because everyone would insist on using it for gvg. hahah.

(if you’ve noticed im been having forum withdrawl, thus explaining the combo posting.) (BREAK IT!)

Pinko.2076:

Evalana.5480:

What is a PPT? Does it git you trofees?

It’s what kalkz talks about in whispers while he dies.

GOTTIM. its about time someone brought up king ppt, lord of the night cap and the golem rush.

saiyr.3071:

Zerg Dogs [WOOF], Maguuma’s new premier guild, is now recruiting.

Intsa transfer.

Thustlewhumber.7416:

warsock.7830:

rB had a guild mission night and a review of AGGs WvW rules. Most of the guild is up to speed on what Jericho expects from us, but we do have rebels. Our next actually WvW night is Thursday. Hump day Spvp tomorrow. See ya around!

They really did make a list of rules? Let me guess…

1) We expect full access to your TS.
2) When the GVG doesn’t go our way, we will keep calling zergs from other maps until it does go our way.
3) We will only post excellently edited video’s showing that it goes our way.
4) Even when we lose, we expect to maintain #1 NA guild status.
5) If anything to the contrary shows up anywhere, we will lie about it then transfer servers.
6) If we transfer to your server, do not expect us to cap anything.
7) We will only contribute as much to WvW as the PvErs do.
8) We don’t fight sentrys, take camps/towers/etc as the NPC’s have yet to adhere to our rules.
9) Do not, under any circumstances, involve Dekar. That guy is an kitten hole.
10) 15v15? Are you cray cray?

Post of the year.

warsock.7830:

rB had a guild mission night and a review of AGGs WvW rules. Most of the guild is up to speed on what Jericho expects from us, but we do have rebels. Our next actually WvW night is Thursday. Hump day Spvp tomorrow. See ya around!

Pics or didn’t happen

and IM ALL OUT OF BUTTER!!

Its been almost an hour into primetime and still no drama about AGG, or mega zergs, or complaints from roamers…wtk, its like y’all are actually playing the game.

Ghoulina.2976:

You know you’re bored when …

looks undermanned.

Ghoulina.2976:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Warmaster Gibbon.4765:

Archtos.8523:

x per fection x.2096:

I don’t think anyone should miss out on what was obviously the best part of the night.

1. Portal NA – http://youtu.be/9Oc6JpT-BFU

NUMBER ONE

This is the most amazingly funny thing I have ever watched. I want to be that Mesmer.

Mis, its always your ts pic. TS nudes coming soon db. but that portal bomb, the way they all anticipated it…Priceless. “DONT KILL HIM!”

Oh ya for sure, they stacked for us, it was great. I wish I had screen capped all of us dead LOLing.

Good times.

That mesmer is never going to portal bomb again. “come on man, drop a portal, lets go bro, just do it”
Mesmer:“KITTEN NO!, remember what happened last time?”

Warmaster Gibbon.4765:

Archtos.8523:

x per fection x.2096:

I don’t think anyone should miss out on what was obviously the best part of the night.

1. Portal NA – http://youtu.be/9Oc6JpT-BFU

NUMBER ONE

This is the most amazingly funny thing I have ever watched. I want to be that Mesmer.

Mis, its always your ts pic. TS nudes coming soon db. but that portal bomb, the way they all anticipated it…Priceless. “DONT KILL HIM!”

Nice job today Mag on our EBG…I’d go take our keep back(DC), then go take a tower, then you’d take our keep, then we’d go take our keep, and then you’d take our tower…
It hurts…hurts bad.

Lenador.1436:

Greens Daily Ritual.9025:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

OMG THE Drama ON THIS THREAD IS TOO KITTEN HIGH!!
Props up to Maguuma(this isn’t sacrastic) for pulling together and just steam rolling, takes coordination that a lot of servers apart from T1 and apperently TC to do that, so my hats off to you, and in all honesty, but hurt people talking about roaming and 15v15 fights, and “ERMAGERD SO ZERRRGYY NERBS” , an 80 man megazerg really raises your chances to win fights, so good job.

Also, Evalana, you dramamonger, just step out of our(being DB’s) turf war with agg, and go back up all that smack talk about beating them maguuma in PPT

LOL!! What’s a PPT?

You guys are such sore winners. It’s ok though, keep reading between the lines! :

I never talked smack about anything at all. Just kind of surprised at how trolly you guys have become during your ‘climb’

Not all of us are trolly in game, some of us just like to RP trolls in PvF

<.< lets talk in game

Guuuuuuuurl. aint nobody got time for dat

Ghoulina.2976:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
ROUND 13!

You’re just jelly that I’m cuter.

totes

Greens Daily Ritual.9025:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

OMG THE Drama ON THIS THREAD IS TOO KITTEN HIGH!!
Props up to Maguuma(this isn’t sacrastic) for pulling together and just steam rolling, takes coordination that a lot of servers apart from T1 and apperently TC to do that, so my hats off to you, and in all honesty, but hurt people talking about roaming and 15v15 fights, and “ERMAGERD SO ZERRRGYY NERBS” , an 80 man megazerg really raises your chances to win fights, so good job.

Also, Evalana, you dramamonger, just step out of our(being DB’s) turf war with agg, and go back up all that smack talk about beating them maguuma in PPT

LOL!! What’s a PPT?

You guys are such sore winners. It’s ok though, keep reading between the lines! :

I never talked smack about anything at all. Just kind of surprised at how trolly you guys have become during your ‘climb’

Not all of us are trolly in game, some of us just like to RP trolls in PvF

Guilty.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
ROUND 13!

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I always got the impression DB was kind of like a “bro, no bro, dude… bro” atmosphere. Plz confirm.

Bro, come bro, really bro? thats what you thought dude?

Evalana.5480:

IBountyHunterI.4601:

Evalana.5480:

IBountyHunterI.4601:

Eva-
Borlis! We are doing it rong! We must take our 2 biggest guilds and form VOLTRON in order to beat these gaiz!! And then when we do, we must brag INCESSANTLY about doing so!

I think you are incredibly confused as to who the biggest DB guilds are. We made EAT to deal with the massive zergs and to have fun, found out it was fun as hell and continue to do it.

Bounty!! You were my favorite thief killer during my time on DB. When you were on the map I knew our yaks were safe :P

I liked TG during my short time on DB. Their TS was never dull XD. And even made ME blush! Lmao and I’m not easily offended :P

You need to come back to DB, stop this Borlis Pass Madness.

Oh and yeah I guess we forgot to give you the kittenshy disclaimer. She keeps the TS alive.

First thing I hear, "HI! Are you hot?’ I lol’d.

3rd time’s a charm? Lolol

lol Kittenshy the DB legend.
“How bigs yoooo kitten?”

So many definitions for the word “Slew” my head is spinning.

Abstraction.3019:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Abstraction.3019:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Abstraction.3019:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Abstraction.3019:

Boonprot.6274:

Lenador.1436:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

OMG THE Drama ON THIS THREAD IS TOO KITTEN HIGH!!
Props up to Maguuma(this isn’t sacrastic) for pulling together and just steam rolling, takes coordination that a lot of servers apart from T1 and apperently TC to do that, so my hats off to you, and in all honesty, but hurt people talking about roaming and 15v15 fights, and “ERMAGERD SO ZERRRGYY NERBS” , an 80 man megazerg really raises your chances to win fights, so good job.

Also, Evalana, you dramamonger, just step out of our(being DB’s) turf war with agg, and go back up all that smack talk about beating them maguuma in PPT

LOL!! What’s a PPT?

You guys are such sore winners. It’s ok though, keep reading between the lines! :

I never bragged about anything at all. Just kind of surprised at how trolly you guys have become during your ‘climb’

I shoulda brought quotes, but its ok. I’m just on this thread for the lulz.

Quotes please. I personally never talked smack nor will I. And especially not about PPT.

You told my guildies to stop braggin about defeating AGG in glorious combat, they were just excited about how they slew the top NA non-PPT guild. I think you hurt their feelings, i on the other hand enjoy a little abuse pn the battlefield and forums (so bored waiting for class…..)

If by slew, you mean you zerged them down like a bunch of T1 wannabes, yes. That is what happened.

I havent been on since this matchup started, so I really dont know whats going on but it seems to me that you’re a bit too kitten about Agg losing a fight when you’re not even from Agg.

Relax buddy

GOTTIM!
Ark is awesome fyi. had some really fun fights with them over the weekend.

oh

Btw, its so nice that you and Kisigaya are back Tom, EBG just wasn’t the same. Let me just say, the struggle is real.

Im not back yet, tomorrow maybe.
Just checking forums since its the only thing i can do. Theres MOS millenium but thats boring and theres no kitten talking there

After spending so much time in EBG, I’ve developed Battered Woman Syndrome so I’m numb to it all. I like the abuse.

Tom, you’d better get some popcorn if you’re gonna be on this thread.

Atleast there’s actually some Guild vs Guild bickering going on.

I swear to god, if i see another roamer complaining that they just spent 4 hours walking around and kept running into zergs, a poor innocent kitten will die.

Btw Goergy, youre going to like my nickname for DB in my signature.

C’MANDER! I’d laugh more if that last part wasn’t so accurate.

Ghoulina.2976:

Just for you Tom. Touch it, it’s okay. (EBG live coverage)

No dredge, uninstall.

Abstraction.3019:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Abstraction.3019:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Abstraction.3019:

Boonprot.6274:

Lenador.1436:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

OMG THE Drama ON THIS THREAD IS TOO KITTEN HIGH!!
Props up to Maguuma(this isn’t sacrastic) for pulling together and just steam rolling, takes coordination that a lot of servers apart from T1 and apperently TC to do that, so my hats off to you, and in all honesty, but hurt people talking about roaming and 15v15 fights, and “ERMAGERD SO ZERRRGYY NERBS” , an 80 man megazerg really raises your chances to win fights, so good job.

Also, Evalana, you dramamonger, just step out of our(being DB’s) turf war with agg, and go back up all that smack talk about beating them maguuma in PPT

LOL!! What’s a PPT?

You guys are such sore winners. It’s ok though, keep reading between the lines! :

I never bragged about anything at all. Just kind of surprised at how trolly you guys have become during your ‘climb’

I shoulda brought quotes, but its ok. I’m just on this thread for the lulz.

Quotes please. I personally never talked smack nor will I. And especially not about PPT.

You told my guildies to stop braggin about defeating AGG in glorious combat, they were just excited about how they slew the top NA non-PPT guild. I think you hurt their feelings, i on the other hand enjoy a little abuse pn the battlefield and forums (so bored waiting for class…..)

If by slew, you mean you zerged them down like a bunch of T1 wannabes, yes. That is what happened.

I havent been on since this matchup started, so I really dont know whats going on but it seems to me that you’re a bit too kitten about Agg losing a fight when you’re not even from Agg.

Relax buddy

GOTTIM!
Ark is awesome fyi. had some really fun fights with them over the weekend.

oh

Btw, its so nice that you and Kisigaya are back Tom, EBG just wasn’t the same. Let me just say, the struggle is real.

Im not back yet, tomorrow maybe.
Just checking forums since its the only thing i can do. Theres MOS millenium but thats boring and theres no kitten talking there

After spending so much time in EBG, I’ve developed Battered Woman Syndrome so I’m numb to it all. I like the abuse.

Tom, you’d better get some popcorn if you’re gonna be on this thread.

TOM I WANT YOUR BABIES!

Abstraction.3019:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Abstraction.3019:

Boonprot.6274:

Lenador.1436:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

OMG THE Drama ON THIS THREAD IS TOO KITTEN HIGH!!
Props up to Maguuma(this isn’t sacrastic) for pulling together and just steam rolling, takes coordination that a lot of servers apart from T1 and apperently TC to do that, so my hats off to you, and in all honesty, but hurt people talking about roaming and 15v15 fights, and “ERMAGERD SO ZERRRGYY NERBS” , an 80 man megazerg really raises your chances to win fights, so good job.

Also, Evalana, you dramamonger, just step out of our(being DB’s) turf war with agg, and go back up all that smack talk about beating them maguuma in PPT

LOL!! What’s a PPT?

You guys are such sore winners. It’s ok though, keep reading between the lines! :

I never bragged about anything at all. Just kind of surprised at how trolly you guys have become during your ‘climb’

I shoulda brought quotes, but its ok. I’m just on this thread for the lulz.

Quotes please. I personally never talked smack nor will I. And especially not about PPT.

You told my guildies to stop braggin about defeating AGG in glorious combat, they were just excited about how they slew the top NA non-PPT guild. I think you hurt their feelings, i on the other hand enjoy a little abuse pn the battlefield and forums (so bored waiting for class…..)

If by slew, you mean you zerged them down like a bunch of T1 wannabes, yes. That is what happened.

I havent been on since this matchup started, so I really dont know whats going on but it seems to me that you’re a bit too kitten about Agg losing a fight when you’re not even from Agg.

Relax buddy

GOTTIM!
Ark is awesome fyi. had some really fun fights with them over the weekend.

oh

Btw, its so nice that you and Kisigaya are back Tom, EBG just wasn’t the same. Let me just say, the struggle is real.

Abstraction.3019:

Boonprot.6274:

Lenador.1436:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

OMG THE Drama ON THIS THREAD IS TOO KITTEN HIGH!!
Props up to Maguuma(this isn’t sacrastic) for pulling together and just steam rolling, takes coordination that a lot of servers apart from T1 and apperently TC to do that, so my hats off to you, and in all honesty, but hurt people talking about roaming and 15v15 fights, and “ERMAGERD SO ZERRRGYY NERBS” , an 80 man megazerg really raises your chances to win fights, so good job.

Also, Evalana, you dramamonger, just step out of our(being DB’s) turf war with agg, and go back up all that smack talk about beating them maguuma in PPT

LOL!! What’s a PPT?

You guys are such sore winners. It’s ok though, keep reading between the lines! :

I never bragged about anything at all. Just kind of surprised at how trolly you guys have become during your ‘climb’

I shoulda brought quotes, but its ok. I’m just on this thread for the lulz.

Quotes please. I personally never talked smack nor will I. And especially not about PPT.

You told my guildies to stop braggin about defeating AGG in glorious combat, they were just excited about how they slew the top NA non-PPT guild. I think you hurt their feelings, i on the other hand enjoy a little abuse pn the battlefield and forums (so bored waiting for class…..)

If by slew, you mean you zerged them down like a bunch of T1 wannabes, yes. That is what happened.

I havent been on since this matchup started, so I really dont know whats going on but it seems to me that you’re a bit too kitten about Agg losing a fight when you’re not even from Agg.

Relax buddy

GOTTIM!
Ark is awesome fyi. had some really fun fights with them over the weekend.

@Boonprot.6274
lawlz

Boonprot.6274:

Lenador.1436:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Evalana.5480:

TheJewpacabro.2907:

OMG THE Drama ON THIS THREAD IS TOO KITTEN HIGH!!
Props up to Maguuma(this isn’t sacrastic) for pulling together and just steam rolling, takes coordination that a lot of servers apart from T1 and apperently TC to do that, so my hats off to you, and in all honesty, but hurt people talking about roaming and 15v15 fights, and “ERMAGERD SO ZERRRGYY NERBS” , an 80 man megazerg really raises your chances to win fights, so good job.

Also, Evalana, you dramamonger, just step out of our(being DB’s) turf war with agg, and go back up all that smack talk about beating them maguuma in PPT

LOL!! What’s a PPT?

You guys are such sore winners. It’s ok though, keep reading between the lines! :

I never bragged about anything at all. Just kind of surprised at how trolly you guys have become during your ‘climb’

I shoulda brought quotes, but its ok. I’m just on this thread for the lulz.

Quotes please. I personally never talked smack nor will I. And especially not about PPT.

You told my guildies to stop braggin about defeating AGG in glorious combat, they were just excited about how they slew the top NA non-PPT guild. I think you hurt their feelings, i on the other hand enjoy a little abuse pn the battlefield and forums (so bored waiting for class…..)

If by slew, you mean you zerged them down like a bunch of T1 wannabes, yes. That is what happened.

Doth has defeated thy foes in honorable combat, but doth thou hoist candidly?

never said it was specifically you doing that, more of bp as a whole, but here.

nothing.7941:

Wow, 12 pages and it’s only Tuesday.

buckle down, still 3 more days.