Guild Wars 2

KStudios.2850:

nothing.7941:

KStudios.2850:

C’mon people, stop being bads. Less talkin’ more…

Sekz? You have to get over it already. It’s not you, it’s them.

I know… I KNOW!

-Lip quivers… deep breaths-

Aeros.2046:

I do miss running in Sekz. In a Stockholm syndrome kind of way.

We love you too. ;D <3 <3 <3 <3

Our matchup thread is slow this week because our resident Renaissance Winner and creator of the Charr Storytime isn’t around to put the trash in the dumpster.

Also nice to see that BP woke the kitten up.

I sure hope you guys don’t get 13 weeks of the same match up. Anyway, enjoy your fights.

Evilzara.6378:

I am a forum troll lol. That’s like saying Kalkz is somewhat of a decent person.

There are times when you do get to trolling though, but overall, I think you’re one of the more sensible people who post in these threads.

That being said, here’s my attempt at derailing this thread.

Ahem All 3 servers are bad. Ok go…

Momekic.8603:

So much wrong with EBay posters……You do have greater numbers, and you all are the ones that RvDoor with a super early morning crew to gain so many points. You also cannot take on someone unless you have at least a 3 to 1 advantage on them. Good Job RvDoor pros…

Congratulations! This post also made me lose brain cells.

Here are some points I’d like to make:
-EBay pvdooring late night is no different from when BP/AR day caps while people are at work/school/having affairs with a pool boy.
-Kalkz used to pvdoor in the early mornings back when EBay didn’t have an early morning crew. Any complaints about that?
-Can’t take on someone unless we have a 3 to 1 advantage? That’s funny, I remember there being occasions where a group of 10-15 Sekz/Rekz members would scare off AR or BP groups triple our size, simply because they saw our guild tag.
-What I’m trying to say is, your point about having an advantage to take on someone is irrelevant because BP and AR are doing it as well. Hence the topic of this thread.
-RvDoor = RamvDoor? I didn’t know flame rams can operate themselves.
-Pizza is delicious. Anyone who disagrees can go eat a burger… Which are also delicious.

Anyway, I think it’s safe to say that we should all just let this thread die and bring the QQ’ing from all 3 servers back to its own thread. Just saying.

Sawnic.6795:

You’re winning because S/Rekz. When the transfers were free, they got their jollies off by transferring and carrying servers, then hopping and doing it again.

Congratulations! This comment officially made me stupid.
The only server we transferred to while transfers were free was NSP. Please do enlighten me on the other servers we transferred to.

I think its safe to say that getting +695 ppt is something any server should be proud to achieve. If it was BP or AR who did it, I wouldn’t be surprised if they posted screens of it. Don’t see how it’s any different from BP posting the screenshot of them dominating wvw during the week they went back up to T5.

That’s my two cents. Carry on with the typical forum drama.

Spooky Mulder.1524:

Wishing our neighbors in t5 a great match this week. See you soon.

So SF… How’s that coming along? From your friends in Ehmry Bay.

Spooky Mulder.1524:

Wishing our neighbors in t5 a great match this week. See you soon.

See you soon indeed, as long as you guys don’t do a repeat of last week.

So much negativity going on in this thread. Here have a picture of a cat punching a dog.

Mezri.5890:

Jace.6973:

[MoB] is transfering back to NSP tonight after reset- we look forward to seeing you all on the battlefield, also greetings to GoM & HoD.

T3 too challenging?

Good luck NSP.

oh my, this is getting good.

Evilzara.6378:

Me wiping Sekz all by myself!

Pfft, who said they were good again? :p

um… i think that was you who said that…

This drama isn’t interesting at all. It’s like watching a family fight over the last piece of chicken.

HackerTeivospy.2031:

Hello, I’m XXL and don’t read any thief guide
My theorycraft leaves AR in forts where they hide
Plain and simple dawgs, you’re weak and soft
Like map chat scrubs filing A. Net reports
Since Lad guy saw me /invite Anvil Rock
he watched me make these scrubs talk
Your opinion about me? better keep it short
If I wanted to know what you think, I’d read your thoughts
I’ll place you next to a PD thief’s debut
biters who sound more like guide writers than guide writers do
I hate this games PvP, but I manage to stay true
In a game where Sword Rangers rule once they start biting too
ALS is a joke, yeah I just said it
Zerging Teivo so much, they should get DKP credit
At the same time, SoS shines by biting ALS’ lines
If zerging gives you a kill on me, I say fine
ALS is your big brother so now you all like
zerg Teivo so ALS tucks us in tonight ^>^
And that’s the reason I got SoS believing
They should quit roaming and stay stuck to zerging
MOOB stays in small groups cause they stay in fear
By themselves they’re easy and shed tears
TWIN making treaties with me since I’m too strong
still gank me when my back is turned for too long
and don’t bother to ask where the mic is at
‘Cause Teivospy don’t care cause you bad
Anvil Rock is just marketing strategy babble
Only server that never actually 1v1 battles
I know #1 WvW weekly makes you a tough fixture
So hold your fake trophy and take some more pictures
WoW PvE rejects that can only zerg walls
Then talk trash on forums like they have balls
Learn Pv Walls?, I’d rather spec PD
make a montage and pretend it isn’t easy
Living in WvW, seekin’ online fame and stardom
Dudes you from suburbs and reek of boredom
AR Commanders talk tough, but fake in gw2 life
jealous I get 22 – 28 girls to be my online wifes
If your ability was real I wouldn’t have 100% win rate
you a high schooler who just ollies cause he can’t skate
But luckily I’m bored of solo PvP and I’ve finished my plate*
you guys zerg over and over and still ask for more cheesecake*
scumbag ALS always makin’ some bold statements
Even if I stealth and burst their commanders face in,
because then they summon their whole raid in.
all the time its just the same rhyme:
Down commander and then die
40 culled mobs appear around me and /dance on teiv,
then they caress each other, stroke and start kissing
The next nobody ALS gonna post soon
How you like talking in an empty room?
I don’t care what you say stick to your zerging career.
I do respect Manvil, top to bottom
But being on anvil rock tells me you guys have a problem
You’re on AR, so y’all don’t need me to say
Anvil rock is terrible and overall are easy slay
Borliss Pass guild bl is bad and confusing
but at least you guys try so I won’t be dissing
back to AR, hear what I’m saying:
I hope you crash in a ditch, I’m not playing
Zerging is the Yoko Ono of this WvW hub-bub
Makes a good pvp’r turn into a nub-scrub.
Then when alone ALS like searching for food stamps:
hiding behind NPCs in freshly capped supply camps
New plan: small group pvp and harass zergs,
Diss AR for no reason other than my nerve
GOAT say I’m jealous because they farm badges
I tell them they suck and to stay on top of their ledges
All of you don’t pvp, you just talk trash
Two words, grow up and stop being bad
I’m laughing at scrubs like TW and ZERO
You guys only get one bar so stop stressin’
MOOB still mad cause I imply they are cowards
PRO TIP: stop stealing into my SB #3 and hit the showers
I don’t hate, this is what you people want
None of you PvP all you guys do is zerg and taunt
But this is my opinion, so I’m speaking the truth
Naming guilds when you see me in the booth
And if I ain’t mention you chumps in what I drop
Either I think you aren’t bad or you suck and I forgot

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And you my friend, have a way with words. So beautiful.

I ran out of popcorn… I’ll come back when the drama gets good again.

Drama in the forums again? Keep it coming please.

Sekz, stop botting. ;p