Guild Wars 2

So they are setting up Lion Arch to be a massacre. What NPCs would you like to see survive and what ones would you like to see die off? Who would try to save?

Slayer Lord.5023:

Who would try to save?

The little girl and charr cub playing ghosts.

Same as darkace AND the little asuran that likes turtles so much!

The By Ogden’s Hammer guy
The children
Any Quaggans I can find
Miyani
The sylvari that says: more violets less violence
One of the merchants so we can buy tools
And Zommoros the Mystic Forge Djinn

‘’Your face is funny, all squished and weird’’
‘’No! Your face is funny, it’s like a little raisin’’

I hate those lines. And I will miss them.

The grawl fugitives… I feel sorry for them…

We should really do a total head count before next week, so we know which ones didn’t make it

I’d save the Norn near the Mists gates. He’s been trying to get in that Sylvari’s guild for almost 2 years and they STILL haven’t accepted him. Poor guy.

the skritt couple near the mystic toilet
what savings!
Miyani
and the kids playing near the bank

I would love for all the Quaggans to burn.

I don’t talk to NPCs in Lions Arch so if they all go down in flames, oh well. Also, the greatest NPC of Lions Arch is already gone. He sold Apples near the Bank

Laurel vendor and armor repair guys. There the only ones I use. Everyone else can burn.

:( Tybalt would have wanted us to fight back…and save the apples…and our home

schism.3746:

I’d save the Norn near the Mists gates. He’s been trying to get in that Sylvari’s guild for almost 2 years and they STILL haven’t accepted him. Poor guy.

this made me lol.

The human talking to the skritt at the TP can go.

I reckon the krait oil selling guy should get some poetic justice from a toxic krait. Also the human trader who talks to the skritt in the BLTC hq, he can have a bargain too from a watchwork. And there is a human npc and an asura npc who wander up to BLT and bank who get in the way when trying to open BLT/bank they can perish for wasting precious seconds!

I love that Human guy that keeps asking the Skritt for things, and she keeps giving him a curt, “No” for an answer. Please keep them, even if they have new dialogue (but along the same lines) in the future L.A.

I have no need to ever hear the face squished and weird/raisin conversation ever again. Nor would I miss being enlightened that L.A. doesn’t have outhouses, and that all of the sewage of the city is flowing through those open canals.

darkace.8925:

The little girl and charr cub playing ghosts.

They would be on my list but only if they learn new dialog The same for old, squished-faced charr and raisin-faced asura. (I agree with Gibson.4036, I will not miss that dialog lol)

I’ll also be looking to save the skritt pair who talk about exploring the sewers. And the skritt and human in the Black Lion AH.

Plus the merchant right next to the bank, but I would charge him 1,000,000 gold because he has to be the single busiest merchant in all of Tyria.

Zomorros can burn along with all the items I’ve flushed down to him.

seacanari.4583:

:( Tybalt would have wanted us to fight back…and save the apples…and our home

FOR TYBALT!

You mean, besides Canach?

I would save the moas. ALL OF THEM. Also, that quaggan that is in love with that other quaggan but never gets to tell her (and all the other quaggans, too).

I wanna see the captains council collapse due to their failure to act, and for Kiel to swoop in and take total control as she’s the only one according to the living story that’s trying to do anything about it. A new unlikely partnership with Evon would be lovely to watch play out over time, as well. The Admiril is still around in his giant mansion, I would like to see him take a larger role as well and maybe be reinstated to some level of authority rather than being a ceremonial figurehead like he currently is.

As for dying…The head captain guy, Magnus…Haha…I don’t want Canach to die, because I think he is intent on eventually reversing the damage he did to Southsun Cove, so he’s a necessary pain in the you know what to keep around for the time being.

The Charr & child who go back and forth about each other’s faces looking like funny raisons, they could die and I wouldn’t miss them lol.

seacanari.4583:

:( Tybalt would have wanted us to fight back…and save the apples…and our home

I don’t think so. He would have wanted us to retreat before it is to late and to save as many people as we could, or die trying. Same for Sieran and Forgal.

I would save Mr “Ogden’s Savings” and the poor Skritt in the BLTC who keeps getting hassled about Stone Carvings. Maybe the two kids playing Ghosts and Charr behind the bank too.

I would save Dougal Keene. Might as well protect living lore while we can.

Where are the outhouses?
In a sad reflection of the cultural ruin of our city, outhouses have been constructed by the pier.

Well, the results of your guild tryouts are in?
And?
Given that you turned tail and ran at the first sign of Scarlet’s army I think we’ll be doing without your services.

Where have you been?
Down in the sewers. It was wonderful. Respectable folks don’t go there and neither do Scarlet’s minions.
Hmm, from now on I might go there with you where it’s safe.

What does a sylvari think about?
Usually, they have salad dressing on their mind.
I was going to tell a bad joke about whatever the voices in their head say, but now I don’t feel like it.

What is evil anyway? Isn’t it just another view of the same thing?
Spend some time in Lion’s Arch and you’ll see. You recognise it by how it kill, without justice, need or pity, all the while giggling with a girly voice.

The Asura Gate tech and the Norn talking to her- “My ears, what an intriguing question!” “What do your ears have to do with it?”

Lets start a “Save the raisin faced girl” campaign :P