Soy… sauce.. please say it’s gluten free. I’m gluten intolerant!
:O I’ve been trying to get the shield achievement for finishing her…and its difficult on a guardian for some reason
But I love how concerned little Frostbite looks for Braham (or maybe he was just sad cause Braham fell on him.. that’s a good theory :P)
Poor frostbite. Squished like a bug beneath braham’s whittle bwoken weg.
Also shield achievement is easy on ele.
So, Marjory was hurt decently bad. She got knocked out, looked a little roughed up, looked dead.
Braham broke his leg. That’s it? Why? And by the way that whole part of the scene, I was just thinking about Peter Griffin clutching his knee, going “ssssstttt ahhhhhhh” for 45 seconds.
I get I’ll get flamed, probably, for this response, but honestly, I don’t understand why Marjory got so hurt and Braham basically didn’t even have his life threatened.
(Side note, during the cut scenes, did any of you think it was weird and immersion breaking how your character just stood there, still, staring in one direction or the other?)
Norn are far tougher. Some of the most powerful norn can take on entire charr warbands solo as of EOTN. They naturally are tougher and stronger then any human. Besides the whole “Marjory was closer” bit Norn simply can naturally ‘tank’ more damage in lore.
As for the last bit, I was more bugged about how Braham landed to the right and Marjory the left, when they were standing opposite of their landing locations. (IE, Marjory was standing to the right and got flung left, Braham to the left and flung right).
Lol, while I love the idea of a Norn being built like a freaking tank, we both know that isn’t realistic. Bones and flesh of Norn guardian versus Human Necromancer are essentially equal (especially considering that necromancers have super high health pool and guardians super low) in terms of the game mechanics, I really don’t think it makes as much sense as you’re implying.
Game mechanics make an Asura warrior equal to a Norn warrior. Realistically in the canon and lore, an Asura warrior is not only far weaker, but slower as well (They’d have to jog or run to keep up with a Norn walking/fast walking probably).
Norn are far larger, stronger, and tougher NATURALLY. More powerful Norn can solo entire charr warbands (EOTN) and very few(aka, super rare) humans actually can match a Norn or beat them in a straight fight.
It’s probably just a combination of different body structure/size and Marjory landing badly enough to hit her head (and according to Kasmeer, breaking a rib or two).
They both stayed behind in Lion’s Arch to help get the rest of the refugees to safety, so Rox’s medical skills must be really good. Braham was even able to walk around and fight with a broken leg!
Rangers are known survivalists. It’s not surprising she was able to do some field medic action to stabilize both. Most likely once they got off the airship lionguard medics did a bit more before we meet them again in the zone.
Poor Marjory, you’re not wearing enough clothes!
Come to think of it, with Kasmeer wearing nothing but aether and a smile, how is she getting through these fights?
Um, she was only naked for the Tower of Nightmares. It’s never implied she didn’t wear her typical outfit anywhere else.
I believe a mistake that several people have made here is directly comparing Human anatomy to Norn anatomy.
Humans and Norn are only superficially similar. By nature of their development, their skin (hide) is thicker, their muscle and Bone density higher. In short, their environment guided their development into 8 foot tall Mac Trucks.The second assumption that people are making (which has been covered), is that with everything being equal, both individuals should take proportionate amount of damage.
This is simply not true. Sometimes people just get ‘lucky’ and are able to avoid the worst of the most horrific accidents.
In short, Braham ‘won’ the RNG lotto, Marjory lost.
9 foot trucks actually. Norn average at 9 feet, my female norn at max height is taller then a kodan ingame so she’s easily over 10 feet tall
Also, about the impacting, based on the location of them post striking, you could say Braham flew through the air and his leg caught on the railing, and that’s what broke it. Marjory meanwhile landed face-down or went all the way into the wall and crumpled.
You wanna talk realistic? My human Thief killed an Elder Dragon, and a walking plant took credit for it. I think my issue holds more of a realism argument. Just saying.
Trahearn never claimed credit for killing the Dragon. He tells he he’s sad that he can’t continue on to help you with the fight and has to stay and work on Orr.
Only Trahearne haters allowed in this thread
And he spoke funny. And he tasted like okra.
Wait… you know how he tastes???
It’s a well known fact that all Sylvari taste of okra. It’s a basic aspect of their anatomy. Just like humans taste like pork.
A little late to the “sylvari taste” discussion
But I think they taste according to their leaf and …bark… colorsMy sylvari tastes like potato
she looks like a nightshade ( potato) plant cause she’s pink leaved with white bark ( and ironically ..her last name is Nightshade)
Why is that ironic if that’s what she looks like?
In any case, while you may be correct, I think you’ll find it is potato seasoned with okra.
Because I had no idea what a nightshade was when I named her or made her XD
:P Scarlet probably tastes like tomatoes but we’d never know because she’s gone now
Scarlet tastes like Joker gas.
You wanna talk realistic? My human Thief killed an Elder Dragon, and a walking plant took credit for it. I think my issue holds more of a realism argument. Just saying.
Trahearn never claimed credit for killing the Dragon. He tells he he’s sad that he can’t continue on to help you with the fight and has to stay and work on Orr.
Only Trahearne haters allowed in this thread
And he spoke funny. And he tasted like okra.
Wait… you know how he tastes???
It’s a well known fact that all Sylvari taste of okra. It’s a basic aspect of their anatomy. Just like humans taste like pork.
A little late to the “sylvari taste” discussion
But I think they taste according to their leaf and …bark… colorsMy sylvari tastes like potato
Why is that ironic if that’s what she looks like?
In any case, while you may be correct, I think you’ll find it is potato seasoned with okra.
Because I had no idea what a nightshade was when I named her or made her XD
:P Scarlet probably tastes like tomatoes but we’d never know because she’s gone nowScarlet tastes like Joker gas.
I’ve never tasted joker gas!
You wanna talk realistic? My human Thief killed an Elder Dragon, and a walking plant took credit for it. I think my issue holds more of a realism argument. Just saying.
Trahearn never claimed credit for killing the Dragon. He tells he he’s sad that he can’t continue on to help you with the fight and has to stay and work on Orr.
Only Trahearne haters allowed in this thread
And he spoke funny. And he tasted like okra.
Wait… you know how he tastes???
It’s a well known fact that all Sylvari taste of okra. It’s a basic aspect of their anatomy. Just like humans taste like pork.
A little late to the “sylvari taste” discussion
But I think they taste according to their leaf and …bark… colorsMy sylvari tastes like potato
Why is that ironic if that’s what she looks like?
In any case, while you may be correct, I think you’ll find it is potato seasoned with okra.
Because I had no idea what a nightshade was when I named her or made her XD
:P Scarlet probably tastes like tomatoes but we’d never know because she’s gone nowScarlet tastes like Joker gas.
I’ve never tasted joker gas!
That’s good thing, I believe it is typically fatal. But taste dead Scarlet and you will know what it tastes like.
You wanna talk realistic? My human Thief killed an Elder Dragon, and a walking plant took credit for it. I think my issue holds more of a realism argument. Just saying.
Trahearn never claimed credit for killing the Dragon. He tells he he’s sad that he can’t continue on to help you with the fight and has to stay and work on Orr.
Only Trahearne haters allowed in this thread
And he spoke funny. And he tasted like okra.
Wait… you know how he tastes???
It’s a well known fact that all Sylvari taste of okra. It’s a basic aspect of their anatomy. Just like humans taste like pork.
A little late to the “sylvari taste” discussion
But I think they taste according to their leaf and …bark… colorsMy sylvari tastes like potato
Why is that ironic if that’s what she looks like?
In any case, while you may be correct, I think you’ll find it is potato seasoned with okra.
Because I had no idea what a nightshade was when I named her or made her XD
:P Scarlet probably tastes like tomatoes but we’d never know because she’s gone nowScarlet tastes like Joker gas.
I’ve never tasted joker gas!
That’s good thing, I believe it is typically fatal. But taste dead Scarlet and you will know what it tastes like.
Dead Scarlet or potentially undead Scarlet? O.o
You wanna talk realistic? My human Thief killed an Elder Dragon, and a walking plant took credit for it. I think my issue holds more of a realism argument. Just saying.
Trahearn never claimed credit for killing the Dragon. He tells he he’s sad that he can’t continue on to help you with the fight and has to stay and work on Orr.
Only Trahearne haters allowed in this thread
And he spoke funny. And he tasted like okra.
Wait… you know how he tastes???
It’s a well known fact that all Sylvari taste of okra. It’s a basic aspect of their anatomy. Just like humans taste like pork.
A little late to the “sylvari taste” discussion
But I think they taste according to their leaf and …bark… colorsMy sylvari tastes like potato
Why is that ironic if that’s what she looks like?
In any case, while you may be correct, I think you’ll find it is potato seasoned with okra.
Because I had no idea what a nightshade was when I named her or made her XD
:P Scarlet probably tastes like tomatoes but we’d never know because she’s gone nowI did taste her. And she tasted like moldy slimy okra (speculation, go!)
D: are you one of those vegetarian charrs? They eat my sylvari friends..
…what do you think Braham and Marjory taste like?
Braham tastes like ham probably. And Marjory like strawberries (strawberries came to me for some reason).
