Guild Wars 2

I find your lack of squirrels disturbing.

Racoons are ok, but I find my blood lust suitably unstated given the lack of squirrels to merciless despatch.

I cannot believe there are no squirrels in the whole of Tyria and feel this is a significant oversite by the game developers.

I may have to start the Squirrel Murderers Anonymous help group.

Yours

Takhy

Yes, and they should live in the trees, waiting to drop on our heads….

Which is exactly how I feel about there being no squirrels Poe

Also, why are rabbits immune to blowout effects?

Squirrels should be creatures that belong to a secret organization that monitors critter slaying.

The first time you slay a critter, all squirrels become hostile against you until you are killed by them.
Squirrels deal +1% to you for each critter you killed in the game.
Squirrels have permastealth while out of combat.
Squirrels have 2 skills during a fight:

1. Straight for the Nuts! – Charge at your target, dealing damage and knocking it down and then attacking in a flurry of blows while blocking all attacks, dealing damage every 0.25 seconds for 8 seconds to enemies in front of you and applying a stacking 2 second stun with each hit.
   Recharge Time: 3 seconds
   Charge Range: 1200.
   Attack Range: 130 range.
   Knockdown duration: 2 seconds.
2. That’s alot of nuts! – Burrow under the ground for 5 seconds, eating some nuts and restoring 20% health per second.
   Recharge Time: 8 seconds

Lol Nurvus, you’re a genius. My ranger needs this pet immediately!

Best thread ever.

Lmao. This is a serious oversight indeed. I wonder what other griveous
mistakes Arenanets devs have committed.

Why no kitten kittens?

garraeth.3267:

Why no kitten kittens?

There are cats around & about. :P