Guild Wars 2

It is a shame that there are so many fun posts buried in this forum. If you find something funny, please add here. Hopefully, it can give everyone a smile.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Favourite-scarlet-jokes/first#post3310254

There once was a plant named Scarlet,
Who wanted to be a Guild Wars starlet.
So she abducted the Living Story,
To embellish her glory,
But she only ruined it for all ( that Harlot! )

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/What-each-class-feels-like-in-GW2/first#post3240642

This sounds like fun.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/What-each-class-feels-like-in-GW2/first#post3240642

This thread sure is fun.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/elite-skills-and-what-they-lack

Latinkuro.9420:

Latinkuro.9420:

example of what an elite skill should feel like in gw2 imo
star burst stream!

If that was an elite skill in GW2 the cooldown would be a month.

So many fun comments in the following thread,
“Something big is coming in 2014”
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Something-big-is-coming-in-2014

I would stop adding links to this thread when search in this Forum become operational.

Flying dolyak mounts… confirmed?
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Flying-dolyak-mounts-confirmed

Selfless / Thoughtless potions on Siege Golem

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/livingworld/escape/Selfless-Thoughtless-potions-on-Siege-Golem

RTL buff confirmed by Jon Peters.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/elementalist/RTL-buff-confirmed-by-Jon-Peters

Only a WvW player…

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/wuv/wuv/Only-a-WvW-player

Thresher.3049:

Only a WvW player would think that having 40% map completion is completely normal

Only a WvW player would mail some of their loot bags after a big fight to the groups support guardian

Only a WvW player still gets excited over a yellow drop loot… even if its not for their career

Only a WvW player thinks Lions Arch is just ‘that weird place’ you end up making siege in the forge and for hanging out at server reset day.

Only a WvW player targets people with legendary weapons first because they’re an easy kill and spent too much time in pve.

Only a WvW player would use an open gate tower defense for their guilds ‘revenue raising’

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Jayne.9251:

Only a WvW player will run around naked fighting because they ran out of money to repair.

Only a WvW player will sacrifice skillpoints to build superior siege.

Only a WvW player will spend hours escorting a dolyak, or running supply, because the team needs it.

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Quentin Fields.1295:

Only a WvW player will read all of these and will approve all of them while shaking his head up and down.

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Alysia.4635:

Only a wvw commander cries “bags!!” Charging With 5ppl aginst a red sea defending SM

Only a wvw commander spend 10g in 1 night to a omega golem rush

Only a wvw player detect a enemy zerg watching his fps dropping to 10-7

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Vol’s Epic Gold Making Guide
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/bltc/Vol-s-Epic-Gold-Making-Guide/first
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Zepidel.5349:

I’ve got a better guide lol

1.) Apply for minimum wage job
2.) Work until you get a pay check (2 weeks / 80 hours)
3.) Collect your ~650 dollars and quit
4.) Buy 650 dollars worth of gems (80,000)
5.) Exchange 80,000 gems for 5200 gold
6.) Buy a legendary or two after two weeks of farming

EZ ~50 gold per hour, much higher than this guide!