Guild Wars 2

Lucas.9157:

Red post?
PARA, PARA, PARADISE
(+1 if you read singing)

All I think of when I hear this song now is just How It Should Have Ended.

Paintin’ CAMO, CAMO, CAMOFLAGE~

winterchillz.2564:

Lucas.9157:

July 2nd, save the date.

It’s mah birthday, Lucas, I share cake! <3

I guess I and Lucas can marry on the same date, what about it? I don’t have to pay for the cake.
/cheapgrumpycat

Oh, you, Gab! /slaps

deSade.9437:

winterchillz.2564:

Lucas.9157:

July 2nd, save the date.

It’s mah birthday, Lucas, I share cake! <3

I guess I and Lucas can marry on the same date, what about it? I don’t have to pay for the cake.
/cheapgrumpycat

You guys are lovely.

Apparently I am missing something on my guardian because my health is way, way lower than what real berserker guardian has.

P.S: 6 in Honor, with Force of Will and a hammer is the best DPS and the new meta, someone get on that math please.

Errrrr………..
I can’t even reach 18k in WvW when I play 0 0 6 6…

Well then, we can be bad guardians together.

Edit: I have been listening to a jazz version of the Game of Thrones theme, on loop, all day. I might have finally broken.

Laar.5476:

Apparently I am missing something on my guardian because my health is way, way lower than what real berserker guardian has.

“I’m a zerk, I have a berserker mace.”

“I’m a zerk”… pings blue zerk staff.

It appears people dont figure out what combo fields are until after level 80.. Explains my pug groups.

I have been sitting outside CoE for like 10 minutes while my character does /dance, with this playing in the backround, there are people waiting for me but I can’t stop.

God, I forgot how boring Arah Story is…

My blood pressure is atleast 150/90 right now. Sometimes I feel like running absolute crap just so pugs can see the utter crap they are running but that probably wont do anything because they are most likely blind and stupid.

There is a lump in my chest full of either heart attack in disguise or pent up frustration/disappointment/anger. And I have no one to blame but myself. no one.

Why do I keep pugging? Why on my ele?

/cries in shower.

DonQuack.9025:

My blood pressure is atleast 150/90 right now. Sometimes I feel like running absolute crap just so pugs can see the utter crap they are running but that probably wont do anything because they are most likely blind and stupid.

There is a lump in my chest full of either heart attack in disguise or pent up frustration/disappointment/anger. And I have no one to blame but myself. no one.

Why do I keep pugging? Why on my ele?

/cries in shower.

It’s ok, man, it’s ok. Breathe and think of a forest in summer, all shady and relaxing.
That’s what I do when I freak out :/
And I stopped pugging. It helps a lot with my anger issues.
Even if sometimes…
… Sometimes…
Ghhhh…
Uhn. Ok. Just stop pugging man!

DonQuack.9025:

My blood pressure is atleast 150/90 right now. Sometimes I feel like running absolute crap just so pugs can see the utter crap they are running but that probably wont do anything because they are most likely blind and stupid.

There is a lump in my chest full of either heart attack in disguise or pent up frustration/disappointment/anger. And I have no one to blame but myself. no one.

Why do I keep pugging? Why on my ele?

/cries in shower.

I’ve hosted several arah groups before labeled as “experienced speedrun (berserker gear only)” where i ran on my full healer build cleric ele and nobody even questioned anything, even with me having Benevolence stacks and chocolate as food.

The last time i did that it took us about 25 minutes to even get past hunter/crusher.

Emanuel.9781:

DonQuack.9025:

My blood pressure is atleast 150/90 right now. Sometimes I feel like running absolute crap just so pugs can see the utter crap they are running but that probably wont do anything because they are most likely blind and stupid.

There is a lump in my chest full of either heart attack in disguise or pent up frustration/disappointment/anger. And I have no one to blame but myself. no one.

Why do I keep pugging? Why on my ele?

/cries in shower.

I’ve hosted several arah groups before labeled as “experienced speedrun (berserker gear only)” where i ran on my full healer build cleric ele and nobody even questioned anything, even with me having Benevolence stacks and chocolate as food.

The last time i did that it took us about 25 minutes to even get past hunter/crusher.

It was fabulous.

Emanuel.9781:

DonQuack.9025:

My blood pressure is atleast 150/90 right now. Sometimes I feel like running absolute crap just so pugs can see the utter crap they are running but that probably wont do anything because they are most likely blind and stupid.

There is a lump in my chest full of either heart attack in disguise or pent up frustration/disappointment/anger. And I have no one to blame but myself. no one.

Why do I keep pugging? Why on my ele?

/cries in shower.

I’ve hosted several arah groups before labeled as “experienced speedrun (berserker gear only)” where i ran on my full healer build cleric ele and nobody even questioned anything, even with me having Benevolence stacks and chocolate as food.

The last time i did that it took us about 25 minutes to even get past hunter/crusher.

Most people don’t even look at the party-window. Holy crap though.

got called elitists for watching a fashion contest yesterday

:(

For Lilith: I replicated this just for you :p

I love it lindybear! Buahaha

Brie + console buggiest crap on earth.
Figure the bug out.
Accidentally kill her.

fml

Worst LFM, or best LFM?

Is the fact that there are two people in the group mean that I captured something special?

so this is the new thing being highy popular among rangers apparently. On asura fractal where you get lovely harpies right before end boss, i see this disturbing trend of rangers standing on edge of a wall and spit arrows from longbow making the harpy invoulnerable which is kind of a problem for fools who melee the harpy. i see it every time there is a ranger+asura fractal. every frickn time. not one exception. not one.

then i proceed to explain hey listen we died 4 times the harpy is invul can you pls stop? come melee with us.

then they usually say we suck as a group and refuses to and continues to be useless (caution: do not say melee to ranger,on first he will be startled and flee, that word scares them)

then after 9th wipe he still refuses, and i say: ranger pls don’t be full od feces and pls come with us. he refuses and continues with explanation: I’M HELPING SHUT UP

then i got that lovely :soon to be an ulcer feeling: in my stomack, so i just ignorre him and we skip harpies.

he stays behind and dies about 5 times unable to reach us, says we suck and can’t play our classes and quits.

Laar.5476:

Worst LFM, or best LFM?

Is the fact that there are two people in the group mean that I captured something special?

Craigslist probably lacked hot guys due to low demand.

LF hot guys. Hot gals promised.

Oxidia.8103:

so this is the new thing being highy popular among rangers apparently. On asura fractal where you get lovely harpies right before end boss, i see this disturbing trend of rangers standing on edge of a wall and spit arrows from longbow making the harpy invoulnerable which is kind of a problem for fools who melee the harpy. i see it every time there is a ranger+asura fractal. every frickn time. not one exception. not one.

then i proceed to explain hey listen we died 4 times the harpy is invul can you pls stop? come melee with us.

then they usually say we suck as a group and refuses to and continues to be useless (caution: do not say melee to ranger,on first he will be startled and flee, that word scares them)

then after 9th wipe he still refuses, and i say: ranger pls don’t be full od feces and pls come with us. he refuses and continues with explanation: I’M HELPING SHUT UP

then i got that lovely :soon to be an ulcer feeling: in my stomack, so i just ignorre him and we skip harpies.

he stays behind and dies about 5 times unable to reach us, says we suck and can’t play our classes and quits.

Wait a second… this story sounds familiar… After you lost the ranger, did an elementalist eventually join and get off on the wrong foot with a necromancer in the party?

Meanwhile in the Thief forum…

Lindbur.2537:

Meanwhile in the Thief forum…

…
Ghghghghg
/headbutts screen

Delmain.5167:

Wait a second… this story sounds familiar… After you lost the ranger, did an elementalist eventually join and get off on the wrong foot with a necromancer in the party?

hmm i think it was a guardian but…. now that you mentioned it i think i was the joining elementalist Was the necro staff necro? were YOU the necro?? dam dam daaaam!

Oxidia.8103:

Delmain.5167:

Wait a second… this story sounds familiar… After you lost the ranger, did an elementalist eventually join and get off on the wrong foot with a necromancer in the party?

hmm i think it was a guardian but…. now that you mentioned it i think i was the joining elementalist Was the necro staff necro? were YOU the necro?? dam dam daaaam!

Ah, wasn’t the party I joined then. I play elementalist.

Delmain.5167:

Ah, wasn’t the party I joined then. I play elementalist.

you know why is it so farmiliar? because it happens every single time a ranger is playing a asura harpy fractal.

PUG Bug thread deleted

Not before getting me a warning for derailing it with memes

I see the mods are making another sweep through the dungeon sub.

Keep the discussion on topic, guys

P.S.: Justice was served :>

I think the discussion about watermelons in the pug-thread was on topic.

Yeah. That may explain why I was able to keep 2/7 posts on that topic

I just found a necro-pug after approximately a month. Glad to see that my kind isn’t completely extinct yet.

I’m going to be revisiting gw1 while I’m on travel (laptop might be able to do it ) so if anyone is up for playing with a gw1 noob hit me up!

Found something that bothered me yesterday. I had a student, or what I thought was a student, ask me to come help in p4 with Lyssa. I asked if he was stuck in a pug, but he told me he was trying to “get good” and solo it. I thought to myself that why not, I haven’t been playing for a little over a week, why not jump back in and help someone get better. Took a couple tries, but I finally pulled my head out of my rear and finished her off. He then said something to the effect of “if we finish, we might as well sell.”

I don’t know why, but this really rubbed me the wrong way. The guy can’t solo lupi (at least that I’ve seen) and he wants to duo p4 to sell. I gave him some tips on Lupi, but after a while I left.

Was I wrong to do this? I don’t like duoing to sell w/ people I don’t know well, and it made me feel like I was being used for my ability to profit. Some advice from my dungeon friends would be appreciated. I like being a teacher. Carrying someone through a dungeon run just so they can profit (especially someone I don’t know well) doesn’t feel right to me.

IvanTheGrey.2941:

Found something that bothered me yesterday. I had a student, or what I thought was a student, ask me to come help in p4 with Lyssa. I asked if he was stuck in a pug, but he told me he was trying to “get good” and solo it. I thought to myself that why not, I haven’t been playing for a little over a week, why not jump back in and help someone get better. Took a couple tries, but I finally pulled my head out of my rear and finished her off. He then said something to the effect of “if we finish, we might as well sell.”

I don’t know why, but this really rubbed me the wrong way. The guy can’t solo lupi (at least that I’ve seen) and he wants to duo p4 to sell. I gave him some tips on Lupi, but after a while I left.

Was I wrong to do this? I don’t like duoing to sell w/ people I don’t know well, and it made me feel like I was being used for my ability to profit. Some advice from my dungeon friends would be appreciated.

Nope, I would’ve done the same.

Btw Lilith, I heard you’re the gw2 fashion expert, is that true?

I don’t think you were wrong, so long as you were polite.

In my thought, it’s better to be up front about how you feel about this. Hopefully you can also put some positive words in as well. Possibly something to the order of, “I personally don’t sell runs for profit, but I don’t see any problem with you doing so once you get good enough to solo. Here, let me give you some more tips about lupi…”

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

IvanTheGrey.2941:

Found something that bothered me yesterday. I had a student, or what I thought was a student, ask me to come help in p4 with Lyssa. I asked if he was stuck in a pug, but he told me he was trying to “get good” and solo it. I thought to myself that why not, I haven’t been playing for a little over a week, why not jump back in and help someone get better. Took a couple tries, but I finally pulled my head out of my rear and finished her off. He then said something to the effect of “if we finish, we might as well sell.”

I don’t know why, but this really rubbed me the wrong way. The guy can’t solo lupi (at least that I’ve seen) and he wants to duo p4 to sell. I gave him some tips on Lupi, but after a while I left.

Was I wrong to do this? I don’t like duoing to sell w/ people I don’t know well, and it made me feel like I was being used for my ability to profit. Some advice from my dungeon friends would be appreciated.

Nope, I would’ve done the same.

Btw Lilith, I heard you’re the gw2 fashion expert, is that true?

Affirmative.

Thanks all.

Btw, Lilith is not the fashion expert, she’s the fashion goddess. Get your adjectives straight man. :P

As stupid as I find it when people basically get carried through an entire dungeon and then sell – I do have people I solo Lupi for so that they can sell and they give me a nice amount of gold per kill.

Lilith Ajit.6173:

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

IvanTheGrey.2941:

Found something that bothered me yesterday. I had a student, or what I thought was a student, ask me to come help in p4 with Lyssa. I asked if he was stuck in a pug, but he told me he was trying to “get good” and solo it. I thought to myself that why not, I haven’t been playing for a little over a week, why not jump back in and help someone get better. Took a couple tries, but I finally pulled my head out of my rear and finished her off. He then said something to the effect of “if we finish, we might as well sell.”

I don’t know why, but this really rubbed me the wrong way. The guy can’t solo lupi (at least that I’ve seen) and he wants to duo p4 to sell. I gave him some tips on Lupi, but after a while I left.

Was I wrong to do this? I don’t like duoing to sell w/ people I don’t know well, and it made me feel like I was being used for my ability to profit. Some advice from my dungeon friends would be appreciated.

Nope, I would’ve done the same.

Btw Lilith, I heard you’re the gw2 fashion expert, is that true?

Affirmative.

Do you share your wisdom with mere fashion mortals like me?

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

IvanTheGrey.2941:

Found something that bothered me yesterday. I had a student, or what I thought was a student, ask me to come help in p4 with Lyssa. I asked if he was stuck in a pug, but he told me he was trying to “get good” and solo it. I thought to myself that why not, I haven’t been playing for a little over a week, why not jump back in and help someone get better. Took a couple tries, but I finally pulled my head out of my rear and finished her off. He then said something to the effect of “if we finish, we might as well sell.”

I don’t know why, but this really rubbed me the wrong way. The guy can’t solo lupi (at least that I’ve seen) and he wants to duo p4 to sell. I gave him some tips on Lupi, but after a while I left.

Was I wrong to do this? I don’t like duoing to sell w/ people I don’t know well, and it made me feel like I was being used for my ability to profit. Some advice from my dungeon friends would be appreciated.

Nope, I would’ve done the same.

Btw Lilith, I heard you’re the gw2 fashion expert, is that true?

Affirmative.

Do you share your wisdom with mere fashion mortals like me?

Absolutely. Have you seen the main thread on the first page of the forum? It’s a red one.

Lilith Ajit.6173:

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

Nope, I would’ve done the same.

Btw Lilith, I heard you’re the gw2 fashion expert, is that true?

Affirmative.

Do you share your wisdom with mere fashion mortals like me?

Absolutely. Have you seen the main thread on the first page of the forum? It’s a red one.

I’m quite surprised that I did not notice it up to now.
Great, I’d like to get your help in a few days then. Combining those light aetherblade “pants” is ridiculously hard, especially since dyes behave weird on it imo. Even worse since I’m a blue Sylvari.

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

Btw Lilith, I heard you’re the gw2 fashion expert, is that true?

She once redressed Agent Spire with the push of a button. Or maybe it was a flip of a lever.

She was voted “Most Fashionable Asura,” even while running the Ascalon Fractal.

Detha’s never called her Fashion stupid.

Her fashion’s made Koptev shout, “Yesyesyes!”

Lilith is The Most Fashionable Expert in the dungeon forums.

DigitalKirin.9714:

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

Btw Lilith, I heard you’re the gw2 fashion expert, is that true?

She once redressed Agent Spire with the push of a button. Or maybe it was a flip of a lever.

She was voted “Most Fashionable Asura,” even while running the Ascalon Fractal.

Detha’s never called her Fashion stupid.

Her fashion’s made Koptev shout, “Yesyesyes!”

Lilith is The Most Fashionable Expert in the dungeon forums.

I love you. Hehehe

If we are talking heavy Braham’s coat looks good with the aetherblade leggings