Guild Wars 2

so any of ye kittencants ever went to kittenen Straya?

I was thinking about it but the huge kitten monster-mosquitoes and kitten there keep me out. Is it that bad or just a real-life gearcheck to keep lame pugs away from the continent?

depends on where in Australia. I like on the east coast of queensland. If you are coming here for a holiday I suggest visiting the Gold Coast, more specifically surfer’s paradise (amazing beach). plus gold coast and the surrounding areas has most of australia’s amusement parks. nothing really scary here besides our accents, and we drive on the left hand side of the road

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/hot/Next-time-tell-us-the-test-duration-first/first#post5092267

And I thought I’m too whiny on occasion…
Jeer, if people actually stopped being as dumb as a bag of rocks. Ugh. HoT forum is a cesspool.

Uhm, can I actually solo arah SM now? I wanted a solo on mes but I just noticed I don’t have it <.<

(Wish me luck for locust rng will ya)

deSade.9437:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/hot/Next-time-tell-us-the-test-duration-first/first#post5092267

And I thought I’m too whiny on occasion…
Jeer, if people actually stopped being as dumb as a bag of rocks. Ugh. HoT forum is a cesspool.

Uhm, can I actually solo arah SM now? I wanted a solo on mes but I just noticed I don’t have it <.<

(Wish me luck for locust rng will ya)

Isn’t half the forum a cesspool?

Locusts are gonna kitten you up a bunch of times, then you’ll have good RNG. My guess.

I get sidetracked in Witcher 3 too much, what with all the contracts and scavenger hunts… :/

Lindbur.2537:

I get sidetracked in Witcher 3 too much, what with all the contracts and scavenger hunts… :/

You make it sound like that’s bad.

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

Lindbur.2537:

I get sidetracked in Witcher 3 too much, what with all the contracts and scavenger hunts… :/

You make it sound like that’s bad.

Nah. It’s just that I want to get on with finding Ciri but at the same time I can’t say no to upgrades for my witcher gear, etc. Spoilt for choice.

Lindbur.2537:

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

Lindbur.2537:

I get sidetracked in Witcher 3 too much, what with all the contracts and scavenger hunts… :/

You make it sound like that’s bad.

Nah. It’s just that I want to get on with finding Ciri but at the same time I can’t say no to upgrades for my witcher gear, etc. Spoilt for choice.

Then the choice is obvious; get those sweet, sweet upgrades.

Yeah, aight, I give up.

http://imgur.com/a/ioD0l

I may be desperate enough to go with mantra of pain tomorrow…

deSade.9437:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/hot/Next-time-tell-us-the-test-duration-first/first#post5092267

And I thought I’m too whiny on occasion…
Jeer, if people actually stopped being as dumb as a bag of rocks. Ugh. HoT forum is a cesspool.

Uhm, can I actually solo arah SM now? I wanted a solo on mes but I just noticed I don’t have it <.<

(Wish me luck for locust rng will ya)

general discussion isn’t much better. I just don’t feel like reading half of them these days.

Side note. Afraid to talk about Witcher 3. I got my hand slapped last time

Talyn.3295:

deSade.9437:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/hot/Next-time-tell-us-the-test-duration-first/first#post5092267

And I thought I’m too whiny on occasion…
Jeer, if people actually stopped being as dumb as a bag of rocks. Ugh. HoT forum is a cesspool.

Uhm, can I actually solo arah SM now? I wanted a solo on mes but I just noticed I don’t have it <.<

(Wish me luck for locust rng will ya)

general discussion isn’t much better. I just don’t feel like reading half of them these days.

Side note. Afraid to talk about Witcher 3. I got my hand slapped last time

Shall we slap your butt instead?

deSade.9437:

Talyn.3295:

deSade.9437:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/hot/Next-time-tell-us-the-test-duration-first/first#post5092267

And I thought I’m too whiny on occasion…
Jeer, if people actually stopped being as dumb as a bag of rocks. Ugh. HoT forum is a cesspool.

Uhm, can I actually solo arah SM now? I wanted a solo on mes but I just noticed I don’t have it <.<

(Wish me luck for locust rng will ya)

general discussion isn’t much better. I just don’t feel like reading half of them these days.

Side note. Afraid to talk about Witcher 3. I got my hand slapped last time

Shall we slap your butt instead?

Uhmm…no thanks. My butt doesn’t like that.

Pfft, you have a boring butt.
Honestly? The trashcan’s community is so nice (most of the time) I have no interest in talking about other games anywhere else. That’s how smexy they are. So yeah, just ramble on and screw everything else.
P.S. The more I play, the more I suck at doing dungeons. Neurodegeneration?

From reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/36z4m8/is_it_hard_to_read_or_am_i_just_being_an_kitten/cric38d

Is this kitten for real?

By the way, Minigrump thanks for the info mate

What have I just read?

deSade.9437:

What have I just read?

As I said before in a comment which earned me a forum ban, this game was designed to make it easy for bad players to leech off good players.

“All want play this game and all must learn how so be patience and stop kicking ppl”

=Carry me plz.

SMH

Nevets Crimsonwing.5271:

deSade.9437:

What have I just read?

As I said before in a comment which earned me a forum ban, this game was designed to make it easy for bad players to leech off good players.

“All want play this game and all must learn how so be patience and stop kicking ppl”

=Carry me plz.

SMH

F*** the system, f*** the rules!
#anarchyintheuk

And this
dun remember who posted it first

deSade.9437:

Nevets Crimsonwing.5271:

deSade.9437:

What have I just read?

As I said before in a comment which earned me a forum ban, this game was designed to make it easy for bad players to leech off good players.

“All want play this game and all must learn how so be patience and stop kicking ppl”

=Carry me plz.

SMH

F*** the system, f*** the rules!
#anarchyintheuk

And this
dun remember who posted it first

Zerk guard sucks? So what is what I have been doing wrong all this time. yet i keep on living and kill. it’s good to be a bad.

Clueless anti-meta rant is best anti-meta rant:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Stop-Saying-META/

deSade.9437:

Nevets Crimsonwing.5271:

deSade.9437:

What have I just read?

As I said before in a comment which earned me a forum ban, this game was designed to make it easy for bad players to leech off good players.

“All want play this game and all must learn how so be patience and stop kicking ppl”

=Carry me plz.

SMH

F*** the system, f*** the rules!
#anarchyintheuk

And this
dun remember who posted it first

That attachment. Shoot me now please.

Funny thoughts,

So I was helping explain the wardrobe to a new player in the player helping players fourm.
here

When I had a thought, Since I only run zerker gear and don’t have to carry a hundred other sets (as people who have made complaints about the meta have insisted we need) have I have never had to spend alot on trasmutation charges. Hence the new meta slogan

“I saved hundreds of transmutation charges by switching to Meta!!”

dlonie.6547:

Clueless anti-meta rant is best anti-meta rant:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Stop-Saying-META/

Of course it’s in the Guild Wars 2 discussion section, bless his little heart.
Dare he come here with it so his adorable post may be swaddled with bingos.

Talyn.3295:

“I saved hundreds of transmutation charges by switching to Meta!!”

And all for the low price of 9.99 + postage and handling by an obnoxious Confetti Mail Delivery Service.

Talyn.3295:

“I saved hundreds of transmutation charges by switching to Meta!!”

All Meta Zerkers HATE Him!

This Lvl 47 Norn Went Meta And You Can’t Believe What Happened Next!

12 Meta Builds You Have To See To Believe!

Stop Dungeon Kicks On LFG With This One Weird Trick!

I love that…like the guy in the anti-zerk thread who believes that, since there are 20-some-odd armor stats in the game, there should be a PvE encounter that requires each. If only they’d thought about that for more than half a second. I mean, do they really want to be forced to carry 20+ armor sets around depending on what content they plan to do?

As Talyn’s post pointed out, I hope he’s not a fashionable fellow :-)

Quickfoot Katana.8642:

Talyn.3295:

“I saved hundreds of transmutation charges by switching to Meta!!”

All Meta Zerkers HATE Him!

This Lvl 47 Norn Went Meta And You Can’t Believe What Happened Next!

12 Meta Builds You Have To See To Believe!

Stop Dungeon Kicks On LFG With This One Weird Trick!

LOL
/cackles

LOVE the meta, PRAISE the meta, BOW before the Holy Trinity of DPS! Huzzah!
Let the fashionistas be heard, carrying ONE single armor gear is THE WAY!
… if you’re busy wasting money on dyes.

Andraus.3874:

Meta: A Poem

Meta was created in a pizzeria. By a man in North Korea who had an idea. He knew he could make a panacea, for all the the crappy builds that were diarrhea. Meta will destroy all this necro gonorrhea. And make eles and warriors like hot tortillas. Meta made berserkers kill faster than cheetahs. Meta also goes well with margaritas. So roll that meta out with all the chicas. Cause everything else is just emphysema.

Meta.

I wanted to save this little piece of art.

P.S. Is it just me or it’s pretty hard to shut up and report when someone bothers you? My first reaction is always “fight to the death!”. But then again… catfights on forums? Naaaaah. Lame. They can drag for pages.
… And some people aren’t worth it.

http://gw2style.com/look.php?id=2008

They say a picture is worth a thousand Bingos

Quickfoot Katana.8642:

http://gw2style.com/look.php?id=2008

They say a picture is worth a thousand Bingos

Ok, this is actually so beautiful and RIGHT it hurts. It’s pure art.

On related news: KITTENING ranger solo. It’s getting on my nerves. I don’t remember taking so long to get decent p1 rng in my other ranger solo, kitten . Ok, it was a terrible time, but still! It didn’t take me 3 hours of tries to get a decent one….
I finally gave up at the 3h30 mark. “Oh I suck, I’m terrible, I can’t do lupi anymore, see? I can’t do it on guardian either [after 4 hrs of smashing my brain] blablabla”.
“Of course you can; just take a break, play with your main and stop trying to show off, you stupid kitten”.
/eats grandma’s lunch
/rolls guard
20 minutes later I got a 9-10 mins solo on first try.
…
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY DO I HAVE TO SUCK SO MUCH AT THIS GAME
/pulls cat’s tail in desperation

Well, I’m done with Witcher 3’s story… now it feels kinda empty since the main characters all vanished from the world. Would pay to have Ciri as a follower or something. :/

dlonie.6547:

inb4 locked ’n forgotten

PvF is getting stale and predicable. Need challenging new mechanics pls.

Ok, so let’s talk about Flame Legion rune, up until now they have been considered good budget runes, but I have been thinking and watching a lot of dungeon tour/record runs recently and I would say most Ele/guard keep Scholar buff 30-60% of the times (however its very often during the initial burst) which is pretty low.

With fire changing to intensity stacking rather then duration, the Duration from Flame legion might help keep the burning uptime, also the damage from burning is very high.

Loosing the 100 ferocity will hurt but the extra burning probably cancel it out.

Trice.4598:

Ok, so let’s talk about Flame Legion rune, up until now they have been considered good budget runes, but I have been thinking and watching a lot of dungeon tour/record runs recently and I would say most Ele/guard keep Scholar buff 30-60% of the times (however its very often during the initial burst) which is pretty low.

With fire changing to intensity stacking rather then duration, the Duration from Flame legion might help keep the burning uptime, also the damage from burning is very high.

Loosing the 100 ferocity will hurt but the extra burning probably cancel it out.

I think you hit the issue right, the initial bursts are key. Often you can down bosses within that initial burst. However, yes, it’s worth considering in longer fights when you do start to lose health. Personally I spend a lot of my time at 90%+ health, I’ll drop and lose the bonus, but a heal skill will boost me back up above it.

Extra 3% damage + ferocity will be noticeable in many situations, it’s just in situations where you do take some damage that it falls.

I think I might have broken the Mystic Forge yesterday…

Enaretos.8079:

I think I might have broken the Mystic Forge yesterday…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJMDe1dH3Aw

Rich kitten, giff gold

Please spoil me with a perma hair kit. I can dress up however you like.

spoj.9672:

Please spoil me with a perma hair kit. I can dress up however you like.

Voyeur mode activated.

I should actually psot it in general discussion and get hated

spoj.9672:

Please spoil me with a perma hair kit. I can dress up however you like.

Where’s my pillow now….

Enaretos.8079:

I should actually psot it in general discussion and get hated

Totally. Find the current “I don’t understand why RNG is random!” thread, post it, and make some ridiculous claim about how a “perfectly random RNG should work”. Then just sit back and watch the explosion.

I’ll start the popcorn.

I know my account is cursed.

Does any of you craptastic nerds have a solution to the dye bug? It’s driving me up the kittening wall. I can’t FASHION!… therefore I can’t be.

Can I get a TL:DW of the video plz?

EcoRI.9273:

Can I get a TL:DW of the video plz?

sam put around 1000 gold in the forge, finally get The legend, walk to the bank to deposit it. Goes back to the forge and get another The legend on his first forge. gg ez 2 the legend in a row.

wow sam please have my babies.

Anyone see anything about fractal masteries or new challenging group content in this Beta?

Nope.

(Didn’t get a portal. Just guessing.)

Fractal Masteries were there but any detail was hidden with the standard message “This is hidden by the Mists” or something

http://i.imgur.com/eadGRg4.jpg

That was the wonderful gear Anet made us play during Beta

http://i.imgur.com/EDlSyOj.jpg

These were the lovely rewards from storyline.

I guess the junk-spam of bags is unfortunately here to stay…

Oh. As if celestial wasnt enough. They gave you dolyak runes aswell. Such generosity.