Guild Wars 2

Well, this happened. I joined a pug for AC path 2 and the group was okay for a while. I’m curious if they wanted to defeat Kholer and they decided to do so. So, one player asked if everyone was ready, I said “brb”, and I’m gone for about 10 seconds. I came back to see I’ve almost died to Kholer, everyone else has died, and then I see a loading screen. So, I waited for the post to go back up. Join in an instant, tell them I said brb. One was trying to argue against me and I pretty much told them I did not say ready or 1, and then that whole mistake was cleared up (after a little more arguing). End of that, I’m back in. Then I find out they are pretty much inexperienced with the path when they had no idea what to do at the traps!
I just had to laugh about the whole situation. They kicked the one person who knew the path and, even better, teaches the path. Of course, they didn’t know what I did not tell them. I was just joining a pug group. (Fair to say I pretty much lead the group through the rest of the dungeon)

how do you even die against a boss with barely any hp and with the scaled up post-ferocity damage

epic rap battles of history

casual x elitist

who won

you decide

dlonie.6547:

Enaretos.8079:

I got shot 5 times already :’( Going NA if my people leave me

What was the final score? I had to stop watching around shot 7 xD

I got shot 8 times. Overall over the night my bottle went from 4,1 to 3,2 liters xD

I took break at 2 something am and came back at 4 :’(

J Eberle.9312:

There needs to be a Dawkins series as well.

The casual delusion
The blind conditionmancer
The selfish Pug
The root of all bowbears?
The greatest healer on earth: The evidence for Nomad’s gear
A PHIW’s chaplain
Ignoring Mount Improbable

Discovery’s Shark Week starts on the 10th, we could totally have a PUG week.

PUGs in the Water: HotW edition

Staff Guardians: The New Evidence

LFG After Dark

PUGageddon

Lair of the Support Thief

Casuals Strike Back

LFG of Darkness: PUG Roulette Returns

J Eberle.9312:

Laar.5476:

This needs to be a documentary series narrated by David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman.

March of the PHIW

Through the LFG

PUGlife on One

The Casual Planet

Edit: Nature’s Great Events: The Kicking of the Bearbows

David Attenborough’s PUG Stories

So many more titles to think of.

There needs to be a Dawkins series as well.

The casual delusion
The blind conditionmancer
The selfish Pug
The root of all bowbears?
The greatest healer on earth: The evidence for Nomad’s gear
A PHIW’s chaplain
Ignoring Mount Improbable

After Yvonne Strahovski, you’ve just become my favorite Aussie.

Bon apetite boys and girls.

Dalanor.5387:

Bon apetite boys and girls.

…why

You can thank me later!

Laar.5476:

LFG After Dark

I think I will see about making this episode happen.

0.0

Except that “after dark” my time is not always after dark for everyone else…. hmmmm

i need to get some recording stuff… ( anyone got any good suggestions))
and work on my Barry White….

Ropechef.6192:

Laar.5476:

LFG After Dark

I think I will see about making this episode happen.

0.0

Except that “after dark” my time is not always after dark for everyone else…. hmmmm

LFG After Dark – Ropechef Edition

Problem solved.

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

LFG After Dark – Ropechef Edition

Problem solved.

If you dig a little, in that darker side of your mind, and a little Japanese….

you might figure out where Part of my name came from.

0.o

Looking for Group, After hours. Where the Pale skinned tattooed Norn stands under a shimmering corner light. Lightly tracing her finger along the hilt of a dagger that is as big as your torso.

“Do you have it?” she asks slyly, " Zojja and Scholar?"

Pursing her lips and with a wicked Grin,

“Perhaps we can have some fun then…”

Ropechef.6192:

you might figure out where Part of my name came from.

It’s because you know the ropes of being a chef.

so funny amirite

just saw this in lfg, i’m prolly the only person who thinks it’s ridiculous..
pretty sure it is though

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cheshirefox.7026:

just saw this in lfg, i’m prolly the only person who thinks it’s ridiculous..
pretty sure it is though

Better be on his friends list or you’re getting the boot! I’ve seen that before and laughed long and hard about it but always a funny one to see.

Did they do something to Mai Trin in the last couple of days? I think I got her once the other day at level 38 but she was the same old Mai Trin, not really such a pain in the butt. I’ve noticed a few posts in the last few days with complaints about Mai and I was wondering if I’m missing or something or what?

I’m pretty sure you got her at least twice at 38 over the last week .

I can’t really say if she’s worse than before or not, since to me she’s always been a nightmare. I’ve had the displeasure of meeting her in like 7 of my last 8 fractal runs, and she did a ton of damage. Whether it’s because she’s gotten worse, or simply because I still haven’t figured out her attack pattern and animations I don’t know.

Haha, gooood morning, Rasi! o/
I think they nerfed her damage a bit after the patch that turned her into Mai Truck. She no longer downs me with a pistol spin or blink, instead I still have around 1/3 hp to run around. Horrik and the cannon phase however … sigh

That awkward moment when you’re on your phone talking to guildies in mumble, you take a leak and everyone hears it since you’re talking at the same time uguuuuuuuuuuu

I missed this because?

Speaking of mumble, here is an instalment on my channel from a while ago.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYTHING REALLY:

J Eberle.9312:

Speaking of mumble, here is an instalment on my channel from a while ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e99u9Uah8w

This should totally be classified as NSFW! I had my speakers plugged in and actually half of the office was able to hear that incredible wisdom.

Swifty, be my employer now! QQ

winterchillz.2564:

J Eberle.9312:

Speaking of mumble, here is an instalment on my channel from a while ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e99u9Uah8w

This should totally be classified as NSFW! I had my speakers plugged in and actually half of the office was able to hear that incredible wisdow.

Swifty, be my employer now! QQ

kitten I’m sorry T_T

J Eberle.9312:

Speaking of mumble, here is an instalment on my channel from a while ago.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYTHING REALLY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e99u9Uah8w

Not sure what I just heard but that is the most inspirational mind-blowing thing I have heard

cheshirefox.7026:

just saw this in lfg, i’m prolly the only person who thinks it’s ridiculous..
pretty sure it is though

cheshirefox.7026:

just saw this in lfg, i’m prolly the only person who thinks it’s ridiculous..
pretty sure it is though

I can assure you, me and my friend were 100% serious

ArmageddonScr.7234:

cheshirefox.7026:

just saw this in lfg, i’m prolly the only person who thinks it’s ridiculous..
pretty sure it is though

I can assure you, me and my friend were 100% serious

Eeeehehehe.

Were you really one of them?

I love it.

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Eeeehehehe.

Were you really one of them?

I love it.

yup :d he was on his warrior and I was on my thief, taking a break from guard

the 4k ap was serious though, he likes to do that with his lfgs. I don’t like ap checks so I don’t put any if I’m ever making one.

ANet nerfed necros in wvw
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/wuv/wuv/A-Note-on-Necroposting-don-t-do-it/first#post4245260

I got a message saying that a post of mine has been moved to the trashcan because exploits talks aren’t allowed. Still on my very first coffee so my brain refuses to think of what I’ve posted. Oh, well, who cares, I have coffee.

I got that message too, I think it was the thread called ‘is putting ’selling a scam’ in the lfg ok?’ or whatever it was

Second cup of coffee. I should really get to work instead of sitting around reading threads of how fractals don’t work without guardians. Just read your post of how you’d kick AH guards too, Swifty, and to remember that I was actually running (and was so proud!) AH guard when I started GW2 a few months ago. ^^

winterchillz.2564:

Just read your post of how you’d kick AH guards too, Swifty, and to remember that I was actually running (and was so proud!) AH guard when I started GW2 a few months ago. ^^

You and me both. Those were the days T_T I thought I was best guard NA with my AH PTV setup

Yaaaaaay, high-five!! I was so happy that I could facetank everything and I was calling my friends newbs with their zerker gear, dying so often ^^ Oh, it was so cute.

The thing was, I started out as zerk but then everyone was poo pooing it and telling me it’s bad even though I had like 0 problem with it.. so I was like meh ok. So I thought about it (bad idea) and I like.. came to the conclusion all by myself.. I looked at the traits and was like OMG there’s traits here that HEAL you for DOING things for PEOPLE. I BET NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS. And I had that empowering might kitten going and full shouts and all that cancer and I was like kitten I carry ppl so hard wtf is up. Then one day I was like.. You know what could make this build even better?!?! CLERICS GEAR!! That lasted about idk.. one dungeon run and then I realised that everything I had ever known was a lie. And I put zerker gear on and removed all my honor and valor traits and that was that.

I laughed, thanks, Swifty, haha
Well, if not else, it didn’t take you long before you realized it’s not optimal. I was running around with AH build like a baws … At least it was useful at Tequatl sigh

That moment when you go afk for a sec in Arah, come back and see your team killing the lv84 Illusionist. Such a shame I wasn’t able to get a closer look at this majestic creature.

Ascalonian Catacombs Explorable Mode:
Fixed several issues causing Detha’s story path to stall.

They fixed AC and announced it?
What year is it?!

I have found the hero the PHIW deserve; I can’t imagine how high his FPS goes. I mean with those 4 signets, that main-stat vitality ascended GS would have to be real and not a skin, right?

I wonder if it is Sentinel or Shaman.

Laar.5476:

I have found the hero the PHIW deserve; I can’t imagine how high his FPS goes. I mean with those 4 signets, that main-stat vitality ascended GS would have to be real and not a skin, right?

I wonder if it is Sentinel or Shaman.

Signet guard FTW! I was actually having trouble trying to remember what signets they could even be. Resolve, Bane… what were the other two…? ohh yeah 10% damage reduction and…. condition damage?

Definitely Resolve, Judgement, and Bane signet, the last one I can’t tell/remember if it was Wrath or Mercy.

Laar.5476:

Definitely Resolve, Judgement, and Bane signet, the last one I can’t tell/remember if it was Wrath or Mercy.

Merceh.

Living story hype today!

I did one single quest, I clicked on a lot of dialogue boxes and then I got stuck on afk mode. I’m so hyped I’m hiding before I get slaughtered. Soz swifty, my feelings for you have not changed.
Love this patch!

deSade.9437:

I’m so hyped the desk is raising by a few cms.

That’s hot ;) ;)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it’s bugged.

In other news: Apparently NPCs can now be invited to guilds. I was too slow.

Haven’t done anything of the Living Story S2 so far, yet I regret nothing.

But the pretty back piece! You have to >:(