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Posted by: maxinion.8396

maxinion.8396

/ignore VideoGamermike.5813
So, based on your advices, I used the beloved /kick command.

I created that LFG, said zerker meta builds only for a full run of AC. I didn’t care for the profession, just meta-build.

Do you know what I got? Dozens of guardians with staff. First pug to join, a necro zerker, a real one! God bless him! And then the journey into oblivion started. Kick over kick. The staff guardians aligned to join, I kept asking to ping their main weapon, all of them were staves. So that was a real kickfest

Awesome, please keep using “meta” in your group description so I know not to join. Not being snarky, that is one of the key words I look for to know not to join. Other words that keep me out are gear ping and speed run. I want fast, but I just don’t take it all so seriously.

cool story bro

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Posted by: guanlongwucaii.3162

guanlongwucaii.3162

/ignore VideoGamermike.5813
So, based on your advices, I used the beloved /kick command.

I created that LFG, said zerker meta builds only for a full run of AC. I didn’t care for the profession, just meta-build.

Do you know what I got? Dozens of guardians with staff. First pug to join, a necro zerker, a real one! God bless him! And then the journey into oblivion started. Kick over kick. The staff guardians aligned to join, I kept asking to ping their main weapon, all of them were staves. So that was a real kickfest

Awesome, please keep using “meta” in your group description so I know not to join. Not being snarky, that is one of the key words I look for to know not to join. Other words that keep me out are gear ping and speed run. I want fast, but I just don’t take it all so seriously.

Keep it that way

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Posted by: No Pulse.2967

No Pulse.2967

If only more people were able to read the LFG description…

Inactive member in Dark Renegatus [REN]
The Order of Calamity [OOC] is recruiting!
5/8 Champion titles

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Posted by: dutchiez.7502

dutchiez.7502

/ignore VideoGamermike.5813
So, based on your advices, I used the beloved /kick command.

I created that LFG, said zerker meta builds only for a full run of AC. I didn’t care for the profession, just meta-build.

Do you know what I got? Dozens of guardians with staff. First pug to join, a necro zerker, a real one! God bless him! And then the journey into oblivion started. Kick over kick. The staff guardians aligned to join, I kept asking to ping their main weapon, all of them were staves. So that was a real kickfest

Awesome, please keep using “meta” in your group description so I know not to join. Not being snarky, that is one of the key words I look for to know not to join. Other words that keep me out are gear ping and speed run. I want fast, but I just don’t take it all so seriously.

I wish more people would read the LFG and not join if they do not agree!

Nova [rT]

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Posted by: oilstorm.1748

oilstorm.1748

To original post:
How about you realize he has a different style then you’re own. If it happens to not work in your party, fair enough, tell him the reason why and move on. Telling another player their entire fighting style is useless simply because of a choice of weapon. you handle it like a person facing differing ideals and combat, you adapt it into a team strategy.
I am glad that you’re trying trying not to be some beserker obsessed jerk, but you’re following the same mentality of “I see his build as useless, so I don’t want it”. I think through he post I’ve read in the last 4 days(2 as lurker), this game is balance enough to handle any potential combination, is why I even bother playing it. the last thing you want to do is make the environment toxic by trying to call out entire weapon sets garbage.

I agree with this mentality. I have no idea why people on the forums get up in arms over this subject. I pug all the time and I cant recall a time when a staff guard wiped us or even significantly slowed us down.

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

To original post:
How about you realize he has a different style then you’re own. If it happens to not work in your party, fair enough, tell him the reason why and move on. Telling another player their entire fighting style is useless simply because of a choice of weapon. you handle it like a person facing differing ideals and combat, you adapt it into a team strategy.
I am glad that you’re trying trying not to be some beserker obsessed jerk, but you’re following the same mentality of “I see his build as useless, so I don’t want it”. I think through he post I’ve read in the last 4 days(2 as lurker), this game is balance enough to handle any potential combination, is why I even bother playing it. the last thing you want to do is make the environment toxic by trying to call out entire weapon sets garbage.

I agree with this mentality. I have no idea why people on the forums get up in arms over this subject. I pug all the time and I cant recall a time when a staff guard wiped us or even significantly slowed us down.

So? Just because you can’t see it, it makes it unreasonable for someone to have higher standards than you?

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Posted by: oilstorm.1748

oilstorm.1748

So? Just because you can’t see it, it makes it unreasonable for someone to have higher standards than you?

Where in my post did I judge others standards? Please quote me.

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

So? Just because you can’t see it, it makes it unreasonable for someone to have higher standards than you?

Where in my post did I judge others standards? Please quote me.

significantly slowed us down.

What’s significant to others does not need to be significant to you. It is a significance that depends on a players standards within a dungeon run.

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Posted by: Ephemeral.5409

Ephemeral.5409

To original post:
How about you realize he has a different style then you’re own. If it happens to not work in your party, fair enough, tell him the reason why and move on. Telling another player their entire fighting style is useless simply because of a choice of weapon. you handle it like a person facing differing ideals and combat, you adapt it into a team strategy.
I am glad that you’re trying trying not to be some beserker obsessed jerk, but you’re following the same mentality of “I see his build as useless, so I don’t want it”. I think through he post I’ve read in the last 4 days(2 as lurker), this game is balance enough to handle any potential combination, is why I even bother playing it. the last thing you want to do is make the environment toxic by trying to call out entire weapon sets garbage.

I agree with this mentality. I have no idea why people on the forums get up in arms over this subject. I pug all the time and I cant recall a time when a staff guard wiped us or even significantly slowed us down.

You obviously haven’t seen a staff guardian cause lupicus to bubble. Luckily, I knew something like that was going to happen and I brought some stability.

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Posted by: Emanuel.9781

Emanuel.9781

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Posted by: FenrirSlakt.3692

FenrirSlakt.3692

/ignore VideoGamermike.5813
So, based on your advices, I used the beloved /kick command.

I created that LFG, said zerker meta builds only for a full run of AC. I didn’t care for the profession, just meta-build.

Do you know what I got? Dozens of guardians with staff. First pug to join, a necro zerker, a real one! God bless him! And then the journey into oblivion started. Kick over kick. The staff guardians aligned to join, I kept asking to ping their main weapon, all of them were staves. So that was a real kickfest

Awesome, please keep using “meta” in your group description so I know not to join. Not being snarky, that is one of the key words I look for to know not to join. Other words that keep me out are gear ping and speed run. I want fast, but I just don’t take it all so seriously.

/salute
Though we wouldn’t get along very well in dungeons, I truly respect that instead of attempting to force others to play the way you want to play, you create your own groups or join others with like-minded players.

This community would be better if there were more players like you in both sides.

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Posted by: Cries Of Sorrow.5864

Cries Of Sorrow.5864

Speedrun pugs never happen anyways.
It’s a trap!

Main Elementalist:Train Of Thought
Alt Warrior: Burning Paris
Best Ele build EU.

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Posted by: oilstorm.1748

oilstorm.1748

Where in my post did I judge others standards? Please quote me.

significantly slowed us down.

What’s significant to others does not need to be significant to you. It is a significance that depends on a players standards within a dungeon run.

There appears to be some ambiguity in my previous post, so let me be more clear; Where in my post did I judge others standards to be unreasonable? Claiming that I dont understand why a group of people act they way they do and claiming how they are acting is unreasonable are two very different claims.

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Where in my post did I judge others standards? Please quote me.

significantly slowed us down.

What’s significant to others does not need to be significant to you. It is a significance that depends on a players standards within a dungeon run.

There appears to be some ambiguity in my previous post, so let me be more clear; Where in my post did I judge others standards to be unreasonable? Claiming that I dont understand why a group of people act they way they do and claiming how they are acting are unreasonable are two very different claims.

This:

. I have no idea why people on the forums get up in arms over this subject. 

Absolutely implies that you find it unreasonable. It exudes a negative connotation that implies that you feel that this “getting up in arms” about this subject is inherently unreasonable.

[ARES]
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Our blood has bought their lives.

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Posted by: oilstorm.1748

oilstorm.1748

Where in my post did I judge others standards? Please quote me.

significantly slowed us down.

What’s significant to others does not need to be significant to you. It is a significance that depends on a players standards within a dungeon run.

There appears to be some ambiguity in my previous post, so let me be more clear; Where in my post did I judge others standards to be unreasonable? Claiming that I dont understand why a group of people act they way they do and claiming how they are acting are unreasonable are two very different claims.

This:

. I have no idea why people on the forums get up in arms over this subject. 

Absolutely implies that you find it unreasonable. It exudes a negative connotation that implies that you feel that this “getting up in arms” about this subject is inherently unreasonable.

Getting up in arms is simply an expression to show that people are getting upset. In fact, I explicitly stated that I didnt understand why, not that its unreasonable. And if it carries a negative connotation to you… then thats your deal as I didnt express that. Please go bark up someone elses tree.

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Where in my post did I judge others standards? Please quote me.

significantly slowed us down.

What’s significant to others does not need to be significant to you. It is a significance that depends on a players standards within a dungeon run.

There appears to be some ambiguity in my previous post, so let me be more clear; Where in my post did I judge others standards to be unreasonable? Claiming that I dont understand why a group of people act they way they do and claiming how they are acting are unreasonable are two very different claims.

This:

. I have no idea why people on the forums get up in arms over this subject. 

Absolutely implies that you find it unreasonable. It exudes a negative connotation that implies that you feel that this “getting up in arms” about this subject is inherently unreasonable.

Getting up in arms is simply an expression to show that people are getting upset. In fact, I explicitly stated that I didnt understand why, not that its unreasonable. And if it carries a negative connotation to you… then thats your deal as I didnt express that. Please go bark up someone elses tree.

Oh dear. Now someone is getting touchy.

Do I really bark? I thought I was stating things rather eloquently, as I’ve been trying to improve this ol’ mind brain of mine.

Anyway, point is, you have not seen a staff guardian drag you down. Probably because you run a build that is just as… efficient as a staff guardian (AND THAT’S FINE). But when someone asks for a specific thing in an lfg, respect it, and we won’t have to complain about staff guards because we won’t see them.

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Posted by: IvanTheGrey.2941

IvanTheGrey.2941

Othello-

And what’s he then that says I play the villain?
When this advice is free I give and honest,
Probal to thinking and indeed the course
To win the DPS race again? For ‘tis most easy
The inclining staff guardian to subdue
In any honest suit: it’s framed as
The ease of breathing air. And then for it
To win the DPS race—were’t to renounce its lack of dps,
All useless utility skills,
That it may pug, run with guildees, do what it list,
Even as its appetite for superiority shall play the god
With its weak function. How am I then a villain
To counsel all potential dungeon runners to this parallel course,
Directly to their good? Divinity of hell!
When devils will the blackest sins put on,
They do suggest at first with heavenly shows,
Of stories of camaraderie in dungeons,
Of helping stack might to 25,
Of granting swiftness while’st skipping,
As I do now: for whiles this honest fool
Plies the staff guardian to repair his fortunes
And it for relevance in dungeons pleads strongly to the Berserker,
I’ll pour this pestilence into his ear,
And by how much it strives to do groups good,
Staff guardian shall undo its credit with the forum goers.
So will I turn its fictitious virtue into pitch,
And out of its own pretentiousness make the net
That shall enmesh them all.

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Posted by: IvanTheGrey.2941

IvanTheGrey.2941

I’m telling you Lilith, it just may work….

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Posted by: oilstorm.1748

oilstorm.1748

Oh dear. Now someone is getting touchy.

Nah, not yet. Apparently you and I are all over the communication spectrum if you think I am already getting touchy.

Do I really bark? I thought I was stating things rather eloquently, as I’ve been trying to improve this ol’ mind brain of mine.

Forgive me for interpreting your posts as such.

Anyway, point is, you have not seen a staff guardian drag you down. Probably because you run a build that is just as… efficient as a staff guardian (AND THAT’S FINE). But when someone asks for a specific thing in an lfg, respect it, and we won’t have to complain about staff guards because we won’t see them.

Woah, woah. First off, please dont interpolate the efficiency of my build to be the same as that of a staff guardian. In fact, do you even know the efficiency of a staff guardian? My guess is that you dont and have simply heard that a staff guard is bad. (PS; I strongly urge to not bother responding to this obvious bait. You’ve been fairly warned.)

Second, I never even mentioned anything regarding posts in any lfg, for or against. And I actually do respect lfg posts… yet here we are.

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Posted by: deSade.9437

deSade.9437

Where in my post did I judge others standards? Please quote me.

significantly slowed us down.

What’s significant to others does not need to be significant to you. It is a significance that depends on a players standards within a dungeon run.

There appears to be some ambiguity in my previous post, so let me be more clear; Where in my post did I judge others standards to be unreasonable? Claiming that I dont understand why a group of people act they way they do and claiming how they are acting are unreasonable are two very different claims.

This:

. I have no idea why people on the forums get up in arms over this subject. 

Absolutely implies that you find it unreasonable. It exudes a negative connotation that implies that you feel that this “getting up in arms” about this subject is inherently unreasonable.

Getting up in arms is simply an expression to show that people are getting upset. In fact, I explicitly stated that I didnt understand why, not that its unreasonable. And if it carries a negative connotation to you… then thats your deal as I didnt express that. Please go bark up someone elses tree.

Oh, please, who are you trying to fool. It’s like when you answer a question regarding a previous statement with " I don’t understand what’s so hard to grasp". NO, surely not annoying and [improperly used adj.] condescending at all.
People getting upset? Well, i… players who join xp berserker parties with cleric staff guardian surely have an amazing talent of raising blood’s pressure. Still, the ones that really make people tie themselves in knots are the cakes walking into the forum or joining parties and going “I don’t notice any difference, why would anyone bother! Why do you care, I don’t get it, I complete dungeons in 20 mins just fine”.
It’s so irritating it’s not even fun to use it as a trolling tool, because the reasons why people care have been exposed over and over and over, even if…. even if it’s no one else’s kitten business why someone would care.
This fake naiveté, I….
Oh, whatever. Keep moving.

Holy cheesecake with blackberries on top, you’d probably drive me insane if I kept reading. If you’re a troll I demand you to teach me your ways.

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Well the lfg and how not to get staff guards in groups is ACTUALLY the topic of OP.

Can someone defend my honor here? ^.^ (edit, ty Gabe ily)

Ivan, you will have a present when I get on. Othello is my favorite Shakespeare so you’ve won the blessing of the fashion goddess.

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Posted by: IvanTheGrey.2941

IvanTheGrey.2941

Thank you kindly miss!! I’ve got lots ready for another one of these kind of threads. I’m thinking…. Richard III next? Idk… So much to choose from and no modbot “kittening” anything!!

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Thank you kindly miss!! I’ve got lots ready for another one of these kind of threads. I’m thinking…. Richard III next? Idk… So much to choose from and no modbot “kittening” anything!!

How about…. Much Ado? Second favorite ^.^

Oh, I know about the efficiency of staff guards anywhere in Pve other than TA. Inefficient.

As for your build, I honestly cannot wrap my head around someone thinking guardian staff campers are pulling just as much weight as a meta build (even a necromancer I’m sure! As long as the staff camper doesn’t know how to use their support utilities). Damage wise. Which is why I assumed. But yes. I know what happens when you assume.

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Posted by: Dalanor.5387

Dalanor.5387

kitten where did that link go,

who has the signature with the “Noob Effect”

Someone has already posted this and he commented on it (I think in the closed thread).

Who summoned me?

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Posted by: IvanTheGrey.2941

IvanTheGrey.2941

Thank you kindly miss!! I’ve got lots ready for another one of these kind of threads. I’m thinking…. Richard III next? Idk… So much to choose from and no modbot “kittening” anything!!

How about…. Much Ado? Second favorite ^.^

Oh, I know about the efficiency of staff guards anywhere in Pve other than TA. Inefficient.

As for your build, I honestly cannot wrap my head around someone thinking guardian staff campers are pulling just as much weight as a meta build (even a necromancer I’m sure! As long as the staff camper doesn’t know how to use their support utilities). Damage wise. Which is why I assumed. But yes. I know what happens when you assume.

I’ve got the PERFECT monologue from that

I guess years as an opera singer force you to become accustom to Shakespeare.

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Thank you kindly miss!! I’ve got lots ready for another one of these kind of threads. I’m thinking…. Richard III next? Idk… So much to choose from and no modbot “kittening” anything!!

How about…. Much Ado? Second favorite ^.^

Oh, I know about the efficiency of staff guards anywhere in Pve other than TA. Inefficient.

As for your build, I honestly cannot wrap my head around someone thinking guardian staff campers are pulling just as much weight as a meta build (even a necromancer I’m sure! As long as the staff camper doesn’t know how to use their support utilities). Damage wise. Which is why I assumed. But yes. I know what happens when you assume.

I’ve got the PERFECT monologue from that

I guess years as an opera singer force you to become accustom to Shakespeare.

:O send me mp3s scrub!

:D but really, I wanna hear!

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Posted by: oilstorm.1748

oilstorm.1748

Oh, please, who are you trying to fool.

You? Did I get you? Awwww, drats.

It’s like when you answer a question regarding a previous statement with " I don’t understand what’s so hard to grasp". NO, surely not annoying and [improperly used adj.] condescending at all.

Similiar to Lilith, you seem to think I have made a claim that I did not. Claim 1: I dont understand why a group of people are upset. Claim 2: I dont understand whats so hard to grasp. Two totally different claims. They are not “like” each other at all. Wanna try again?

People getting upset? Well, i… players who join xp berserker parties with cleric staff guardian surely have an amazing talent of raising blood’s pressure. Still, the ones that really make people tie themselves in knots are the cakes walking into the forum or joining parties and going “I don’t notice any difference, why would anyone bother! Why do you care, I don’t get it, I complete dungeons in 20 mins just fine”.

Was this me? Did it make you upset that I walked like a cake up in here? Do you want an apology?

It’s so irritating it’s not even fun to use it as a trolling tool, because the reasons why people care have been exposed over and over and over, even if…. even if it’s no one else’s kitten business why someone would care.

You sound mad. Are you mad?

/continues to waddle like a cake away

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Posted by: Dalanor.5387

Dalanor.5387

I’m 12 year old and what is this?

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Oh, please, who are you trying to fool.

You? Did I get you? Awwww, drats.

It’s like when you answer a question regarding a previous statement with " I don’t understand what’s so hard to grasp". NO, surely not annoying and [improperly used adj.] condescending at all.

Similiar to Lilith, you seem to think I have made a claim that I did not. Claim 1: I dont understand why a group of people are upset. Claim 2: I dont understand whats so hard to grasp. Two totally different claims. They are not “like” each other at all. Wanna try again?

People getting upset? Well, i… players who join xp berserker parties with cleric staff guardian surely have an amazing talent of raising blood’s pressure. Still, the ones that really make people tie themselves in knots are the cakes walking into the forum or joining parties and going “I don’t notice any difference, why would anyone bother! Why do you care, I don’t get it, I complete dungeons in 20 mins just fine”.

Was this me? Did it make you upset that I walked like a cake up in here? Do you want an apology?

It’s so irritating it’s not even fun to use it as a trolling tool, because the reasons why people care have been exposed over and over and over, even if…. even if it’s no one else’s kitten business why someone would care.

You sound mad. Are you mad?

/continues to waddle like a cake away

Fights for Gabe’s honor

Anyway. Gabe, you were right. Obvious troll is obvious. My mind brain can’t recognize troll. I thought it was Ettin.

Now email me back my fashionable dear.

Anyway, I’m the one you wanna troll, Oil, troll me. Leave my loves alone. My Asura will kick your butt.

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oilstorm.1748

I’m 12 year old and what is this?

Walking like cakes, care to join?

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Posted by: FenrirSlakt.3692

FenrirSlakt.3692

I think this sums it up quite nicely.

Edit: Quoting people quoting people takes too much space. Removed the quotes.

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Oh, I know about the efficiency of staff guards anywhere in Pve other than TA. Inefficient.

Then prove it. Prove your claim that you know the efficiency of staff guards. Please amaze us all with your theorycrafting skills and rigorous math knowledge. Oh and please spare small details. Enlighten us with wisdom that would make a sponsored guild jelly.

As for your build, I honestly cannot wrap my head around someone thinking guardian staff campers are pulling just as much weight as a meta build (even a necromancer I’m sure! As long as the staff camper doesn’t know how to use their support utilities). Damage wise. Which is why I assumed. But yes. I know what happens when you assume.

The reason you dont really need to wrap your “head around someone thinking guardian staff campers are pulling just as much weight as a meta build” since thats not something I said. But your astounding follow up post will make this clear, I’m sure.

Okay.

Experiential evidence. I’ll leave my maths for my job. I adore trigonometric substitution.

Let’s see… exhibit a. Staff guardian

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4x9CkPuKWto

Exhibit b. Not staff guardian

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nF01a-H0FXo

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Posted by: deSade.9437

deSade.9437

Oh, please, who are you trying to fool.

You? Did I get you? Awwww, drats.

It’s like when you answer a question regarding a previous statement with " I don’t understand what’s so hard to grasp". NO, surely not annoying and [improperly used adj.] condescending at all.

Similiar to Lilith, you seem to think I have made a claim that I did not. Claim 1: I dont understand why a group of people are upset. Claim 2: I dont understand whats so hard to grasp. Two totally different claims. They are not “like” each other at all. Wanna try again?

People getting upset? Well, i… players who join xp berserker parties with cleric staff guardian surely have an amazing talent of raising blood’s pressure. Still, the ones that really make people tie themselves in knots are the cakes walking into the forum or joining parties and going “I don’t notice any difference, why would anyone bother! Why do you care, I don’t get it, I complete dungeons in 20 mins just fine”.

Was this me? Did it make you upset that I walked like a cake up in here? Do you want an apology?

It’s so irritating it’s not even fun to use it as a trolling tool, because the reasons why people care have been exposed over and over and over, even if…. even if it’s no one else’s kitten business why someone would care.

You sound mad. Are you mad?

/continues to waddle like a cake away

/slowly rubs face with both hands
OH god.

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Posted by: IvanTheGrey.2941

IvanTheGrey.2941

Per request: Much ado about staff guardians

I do much wonder that one guardian, seeing how much another is
A success when he or she dedicates his behaviors
To maximize efficiency and dps , will, after he hath
Laughed at such perceived shallow follies in others,
Become the argument of his own scorn by failing in the very same pursuit:
And such a player is one who carries on as a staff guardian.

I have known when there was no skill with him
Save for the 12 stacks of might and pitiful healing
That was granted onto fellow players that did not stack might;
And now had he rather hear the sound of his own minuscule voice
Proclaiming that staff guardian is useful
outside of open world PvE farming
and Twilight Arbor :

I have known when he would have solely used his staff auto attack to
Prune the venomous leaves in the abode of the Nightmare;
And now will he lie ten nights awake,
Arguing with better players about his relevance.
He was wont to speak plain and to the purpose,
like an honest newbie or one who was trying to be better;
And now is he turned wormtongued ;
his words are a very fantastical banquet of rhetorical instances,
Just so many strange dishes of fantastical conclusions and leaps of logic.
May I be so converted and see with these eyes?
I cannot tell;
I think not:
I will not be sworn, but the almighty hand of the Berserker
may transform me to an oyster;
but I’ll take my oath on it,
till he have made an oyster of me,
he shall never make me such a fool.

One guardian wields dual staves , yet I am well;
Another spends hours at being my nemesis, yet I am well;
Another pretentious, yet I am well;
but till all graces be in one armor set,
only its ascended quality shall come in my grace.
Powerful it shall be, that’s certain;
Precise, or I’ll none;
Ferocious, or I’ll never cheapen it;
Fair in form and in dye, or I’ll never look on it;
Of great value, lacking the binding of soul,
and its hue shall be of what colour it please the first wife.
Ha! The Prince and Monsieur Berserker!
I will hide me in the hallowed arms of the Trinity
And pray to it every day
For its blessings are great.

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Sigh no more, Zerkers, sigh no more.
Pugs were deceivers ever.
One arm in cleric, one in knights.
To power constant never.

Then sigh not so, but kick them out,
And be you efficient and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into hey nonny, nonny.

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And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.

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Posted by: DonQuack.9025

DonQuack.9025

I dont know why but whenever I read stuff from you I feel like stacking might.
you=Lilith Ajit

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

I dont know why but whenever I read stuff from you I feel like stacking might.
you=Lilith Ajit

I hope it’s on an ele or an engi.

Hehehe. <3

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Posted by: No Pulse.2967

No Pulse.2967

I dont know why but whenever I read stuff from you I feel like stacking might.
you=Lilith Ajit

I hope it’s on an ele or an engi.

Hehehe. <3

It’s on a staff guardian

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Hahaha. With boon duration runes. Ow.

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Posted by: Dalanor.5387

Dalanor.5387

Before you, Lilith and others, get on the troll train with him, check out his previous posts.

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Before you, Lilith and others, get on the troll train with him, check out his previous posts.

I know. I’m on this train for the long haul. Straight on till end of the line. My mind brain needs a little phone typing practice while ignoring work. Stupid engineering.

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Posted by: Cakemeister.5792

Cakemeister.5792

So any zerker build is okay in your pug dungeon groups?

Even a ranger?

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Posted by: obal.3218

obal.3218

I figured Trollbal’s video would get a mention in a thread like this

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

I figured Trollbal’s video would get a mention in a thread like this

I love your video, Master.

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Posted by: deSade.9437

deSade.9437

So any zerker build is okay in your pug dungeon groups?

Even a ranger?

Not any build with berserker gear is good. A proper dps build with berserker gear, coupled with proper weapons and utilities, can make any class capable of carrying a party’s dps and support (if you’re a supportive class like a guardian).
Rangers give a good dps boost, with potential access to reflects, fire/water fields and potential perma fury. They’re ok in pugs.
All 7 classes are ok in pugs
/wink

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

So any zerker build is okay in your pug dungeon groups?

Even a ranger?

Not any build with berserker gear is good. A proper dps build with berserker gear, coupled with proper weapons and utilities, can make any class capable of carrying a party’s dps and support (if you’re a supportive class like a guardian).
Rangers give a good dps boost, with potential access to reflects, fire/water fields and potential perma fury. They’re ok in pugs.
All 7 classes are ok in pugs
/wink

Poor Necro. Hehe.

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Posted by: maxinion.8396

maxinion.8396

Hi, I’m the other physicist on the forum.

Wow, you are too funny! Most (all) physicists are basically statisticians through their extensive use of stats. You do know that each hit from most weapons is drawn from a discrete uniform random distribution right? Normally, if you were who you said you were I could stop right there and not need to explain more. However… Its clear you dont understand the innate variance from each random variable drawn. Its ok, I’ll explain. Someone using a staff could potentially get the same KILL TIME as someone using some other weapon, given the right conditions, even a ‘zerger’. Have your courses covered variance yet?

Is the dumbest thing I’ve read today. Congratulations, internet troll, for thinking you understand statistics.

You have two separate distributions, with different means, which you’re sampling randomly. In the small N limit, which happens when you’re fighting trash or mobs when you’re super-downscaled and everything takes 1-2 hits to kill, the sampled distribution may look very different from the underlying distribution— and you may even get weird situations like a knight’s staff killing something faster than a zerker sword. In the large N limit, as the sampled distribution is guaranteed to approach the underlying distribution you’re sampling, fluctuations like what I just described die out. Over the course of fighting a longer lasting boss like Lupicus or Archdiviner, the chance of a statistical fluctuation like what you are describing drops to basically 0. Yes, congratulations that you know that a fluctuation is always possible.

It’s like rolling a d6 vs a d10. In the limit of low number of tries, you might find that the d6 has a higher average, because the d10 got unlucky a few times and the d6 got lucky. That’s not unreasonable. As you keep rolling, and the sampled distributions approach their true, uniform distribution, than the mean becomes more stable and the d10 is revealed to be higher. (Except it’d be more like a 1d6 vs. 1d6+4).

Bad troll is bad.

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Posted by: maxinion.8396

maxinion.8396

PS obal’s videos are not anecdotes. They each sample the distribution of damage from the respective weapon hundreds of times. This is reliable data.

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Max, you’re my hero. cookies and fashion

Tbh, statistics and distributions weren’t my thing. I was too engrossed in my trip to Australia the following summer to really pay much attention in stat therm. I’m a bad physicist. Bad bad.

I’ll tell you what though, give me an integral and a notebook and pencil and I’ll solve that kitty. E&M wooooot!

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Posted by: DigitalKirin.9714

DigitalKirin.9714

Right, ignore my claims.

Getting into this conversation late, sorry. What were your claims? (In a nutshell would be great, thanks!)

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