Why are we still here? (or not)
All these pizza elitists and their meta toppings. I’m going with nothing but cheese.
YOU CAN’T STOP ME
“Memories are nice, but that’s all they are.”
All these pizza elitists and their meta toppings. I’m going with nothing but cheese.
YOU CAN’T STOP ME
The skyhammer pizza
Retired elementalist theorycrafter
I pizza how I want.
This thread is such win. Quick someone not on a cell phone save it!!! The moderator bug is cominggggggg
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.
Moderators are busy eating pizza at gamescon
Retired elementalist theorycrafter
Again, as OP, I fully approve of the direction this thread has taken. Please mods, no zapping.
Nah, meta pizza 24/7, no support, no control. All is vain.
you guys are filthy elitists talking about your meta pizza builds. I make pizza how i want, and that means vegan cheese, no meat, only veggies. Also none of my toppings are stacked together.
>.< Why is it so hard to for kazuls to understand. You can pizza how you want, but let us pizza how we want. We don’t have to pizza together.
If you don’t like the pizzas on the table, just post your own order. Something like “1 vegan pie, no stacking, anyone welcome” should do the trick. If some “elitist” joins and starts whining about the lack of meat, you can kick them from your table for not reading the posting. It works both ways, you have the power to do this.
If you’re serious about eating some laid-back pizza where you just want to enjoy eating it without the pressure to finish each slice as quickly as possible, you may want to consider joining a casual pizza guild to make it easier to find like-minded pizza consumers.
Most of us have eaten these same pizzas hundreds of times by now. They’re just not that interesting to us anymore — they taste exactly the same as the other 500 times we’ve eaten them. What we enjoy about pizza is trying to push the envelope and finish each slice at record speeds. Don’t blame us because stacking ingredients provides the greatest reward per time. This is just how pizzas were designed. If the chef didn’t want it that way, he’d fix it, no?
Oh wait. I forgot. The restaurant laid off all of their chefs. All that’s left are servers and the overpriced claw-game machine >.>
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Dungeons blah blah blah
There, back on topic.
Crepes ARE better than pizza. Unless it’s New York pizza from a little hole in the wall place off Broadway.
Dungeons blah blah blah
There, back on topic.
Crepes ARE better than pizza. Unless it’s New York pizza from a little hole in the wall place off Broadway.
There’s this little hole in the wall right next to ground zero that has the BEST New York cheesecake in all of New York. I love those finds. Best places ever.
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.
Dungeons blah blah blah
There, back on topic.
Crepes ARE better than pizza. Unless it’s New York pizza from a little hole in the wall place off Broadway.
There’s this little hole in the wall right next to ground zero that has the BEST New York cheesecake in all of New York. I love those finds. Best places ever.
OMG I REMEMBER THAT PLACE!!!!!!!!!
Dungeons blah blah blah
There, back on topic.
Crepes ARE better than pizza. Unless it’s New York pizza from a little hole in the wall place off Broadway.
There’s this little hole in the wall right next to ground zero that has the BEST New York cheesecake in all of New York. I love those finds. Best places ever.
OMG I REMEMBER THAT PLACE!!!!!!!!!
XD
Such a small world
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.
you guys are filthy elitists talking about your meta pizza builds. I make pizza how i want, and that means vegan cheese,…
We’re not friends anymore…vegan cheese
Knights of ARES, Dragonbrand
Good times, good memories
now that you point that out… what the heck is that? Is it some unholy creation of man like American “cheese” where it’s not cheese at all but some god awful concoction of chemestry? … I like my cheeses, I use to work in a sandwich shop when I was younger and sometimes people would order American “cheese” and I’d always cringe “you know the chedder/provolone/swiss/muenster is all the same price as that…. stuff”
(( huddles in a corner crying ))
I was hoping you’d show up. Tell us, as a chef, what is the best, most efficient pizza?
0.o
:)
The best and most efficient pizza on the planet…
ready for this….
The most Wonderfull and amazing and perfect pizza…..
Is the one that was made FOR you, and is sitting in front of you Awaiting arrival into your belly….
Good answer :-)
Ropechef the wise
Carmelized onions, Goat cheese, Pine nuts
Chef’ll agree w/ me on that one. The combo of flavors is intense. Add in some rare rib eye strips on it and you’ll be in heaven.
Do Muricans have the four-cheese pizza? I mean considering their cheese is plastic …
Retired elementalist theorycrafter
I seriously worry about americas sense of taste. I guess its to be expected when everything is garbage.
No way euros… At least in Cali, we have fresh, imported mozzarella di bufula, hand made and packaged in milk. We have amazing chevre (goat cheese) that’ll MELT in your mouth, especially when it’s on fresh carpaccio topped with a bed of arugula that’s tossed with imported EVOO and topped with pine nuts. We’ve got fresh teleggio, stilton, brie, and gorgonzola.
In ’Murica, you just have to go to a Whole Foods or a place like that and get really good hard and soft cheeses.
Then again, I’m spoiled. :-)
Some people think that what is shown on tv is supposed to define a whole nation apparently :P
Some people think that what is shown on tv is supposed to define a whole nation apparently :P
Yeah you know we all eat 10lb burgers, fry our butter and oreos, and eat cardboard pizza with plastic cheese and that’s it.
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.
Some people think that what is shown on tv is supposed to define a whole nation apparently :P
I don’t watch tv, but I have worked in the distribution business for some time and I could really see the difference when ever I crossed the pond!
Retired elementalist theorycrafter
Then again, I’m spoiled. :-)
That’s kinda it (not trying to pick on ya) we just have a wide range of price options. Growing up for the longest time I always ate american slices, you get like 100 for a couple bucks. Now ever since I first had good cheese I can’t even look at that stuff, but it costs me $5+ for like 10 slices of swiss or something even as simple as that.
Where it costs me like $5 to make a nice sandwich for lunch, I could walk down the street to costco and get a huge hotdog and a drink for $1.50.
While it’s crap, I don’t think it’s hard to understand why people would eat what they do when you look at the price tags.
Personally while I use to eat that stuff because it was convenient and cheap I’ve started walking to work which has me going by a market so it’s very easy to eat a bit better. Go in and grab fruit and stuff for sandwiches at lunch in the morning, and grab some veggies and something for dinner on the way home. What I use to spend on gas now gets spent on better food
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Ivan also makes major bucks and can afford to spoil his mouth
Lol, I wish. I just worked at an amazing restaurant.
Ohh and btw, never had goat cheese, but that pizza sounds awesome Ivan, anything with caramelized onions is a win in my book, and pine nuts are good too.
Goat cheese is amazing, as well as goat itself when cooked properly.
Go find some goat cheese and eat it. Your mouth with thank you. Creamy, zesty, full of flavor. A bit like ricotta, with less sweet and more ‘whang’. Awesome stuff, especially on pizza.
Put goat cheese on steak. Seriously. Rare steak with fresh goat cheese on it. Your mouth will thank you for weeks afterwards.
OH spoj! I forgot about the burratta!! Omg…. the burratta….
I have a steak marinating in the fridge I may give that a shot
Knights of ARES, Dragonbrand
Good times, good memories
Do it Dramen. Just don’t over cook it (It should still be moo-ing)
I know I’m terrible, but I like medium never been a huge fan of rare for most meats, some it’s ok, but in general I want it cooked all the way through, but just barely.
I can’t do mooing steak. I need it medium well if I’m going to be able to swallow it.
In truth… it would be really easy for me to become a pescetarian. I really don’t care for much flesh. Fish though. OP.
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.
Medium is acceptable...that’s about it :/
Medium-rare to medium is the way to go, anything beyond that might as well through it away xD
Y’all need sum educatin’. You come out to Cali and I’l take you to my old restaurant. I’ll get you a steak (rare-medium rare) that will blow your mind, and you’ll never burn a steak again. (Cooked any higher than med-rare)
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Y’all need sum educatin’. You come out to Cali and I’l take you to my old restaurant. I’ll get you a steak (rare-medium rare) that will blow your mind, and you’ll never burn a steak again. (Cooked any higher than med-rare)
I am in Cali! San Juan Capistrano!
Y’all need sum educatin’. You come out to Cali and I’l take you to my old restaurant. I’ll get you a steak (rare-medium rare) that will blow your mind, and you’ll never burn a steak again. (Cooked any higher than med-rare)
Get me a plane ticket!
Fixed that link.
Steak with cheese? Heretic! That is a waste of both!
Retired elementalist theorycrafter
I like steaks bloody. Medium or higher is a sin.
Some people think that what is shown on tv is supposed to define a whole nation apparently :P
Yeah you know we all eat 10lb burgers, fry our butter and oreos, and eat cardboard pizza with plastic cheese and that’s it.
I’ll have a lot of fun doing that.
Just realised you’re totally hopeless. Whatever. I don’t care.
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Some people think that what is shown on tv is supposed to define a whole nation apparently :P
Yeah you know we all eat 10lb burgers, fry our butter and oreos, and eat cardboard pizza with plastic cheese and that’s it.
I’ll have a lot of fun doing that.
Definitely try a fried oreo. They sell them at carnivals.
This all said… go to Chicago for delicious deep dish pizza. Or new York for their delicious pizza. Or just to my place and I’ll get the best neopolitan pizza in the world. Barbecued chicken (good chicken that I can stomach yay!) And caramelized onions. Mmmmm
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.
Gorgonzola on steak blows my mind pew
But I have to do medium rare. I’ve tried to like rare steak so many times, but I need it a tad more cooked to forget that I’m eating something’s flesh :-/