Guild Wars 2

Taury.7108:

Choo choo, keep the lfg train going

Impressive.
Excuse me while I go stick my head in a bucket of ice+water.
It might help wipe that image off my retina.

fracture.9754:

Need warr to run Magg…wait WAT. Hoooly s-

Warrior is best tank in Guild ’n Warz.

Also loling @ “Story” the most, because combo-breaker.
Taury’s LFG-shot is just so much win, that i think we have a clear leader on this thread right now.

http://i.imgur.com/3krWHGV.jpg

Still laughing now

Quickfoot Katana.8642:

http://i.imgur.com/3krWHGV.jpg

Still laughing now

lmao.. x)

Quickfoot Katana.8642:

http://i.imgur.com/3krWHGV.jpg

Still laughing now

I can see this being an effective business model. The horror.

such welcoming LFG…

sMihaly.1492:

[horrible things]

I brought enough for all of us:

dlonie.6547:

sMihaly.1492:

[horrible things]

I brought enough for all of us:

Inb4 Point Blank Shot

Just some LFG’s I came across today.
Can anyone tell me where I can buy this new “zerck” gear?!?!?!?

sMihaly.1492:

dlonie.6547:

sMihaly.1492:

[horrible things]

I brought enough for all of us:

Inb4 Point Blank Shot

I’m a ranger and i’m offended.
Please, apologize or i send my Juvenile Brown Bear after you.

Oh, you don’t take me seriously? Well, you should.
You wanna know how tough i am? You wanna know?
I’m so tough, i rather use Path of Scars than PBS.
That’s how tough i am.

wauwi.9162:

sMihaly.1492:

dlonie.6547:

sMihaly.1492:

[horrible things]

I brought enough for all of us:

Inb4 Point Blank Shot

I’m a ranger and i’m offended.
Please, apologize or i send my Juvenile Brown Bear after you.

Oh, you don’t take me seriously? Well, you should.
You wanna know how tough i am? You wanna know?
I’m so tough, i rather use Path of Scars than PBS.
That’s how tough i am.

Pssh, you’d never make it past my Line of Warding before I Wave of Wrath your kitten to the underworld.

Come at me bro.

dlonie.6547:

wauwi.9162:

I’m a ranger and i’m offended.
Please, apologize or i send my Juvenile Brown Bear after you.

Oh, you don’t take me seriously? Well, you should.
You wanna know how tough i am? You wanna know?
I’m so tough, i rather use Path of Scars than PBS.
That’s how tough i am.

Pssh, you’d never make it past my Line of Warding before I Wave of Wrath your kitten to the underworld.

Come at me bro.

Sorry, can you repeat that? It is difficult to hear you over the sound of my Super-Sword-AA-Swagger.
And pop goes the kneecap.

And while leaving the little guard crippled, the mighty ranger Hornet Stinged away – buh-bye.

It just got real man.

wauwi.9162:

dlonie.6547:

wauwi.9162:

I’m a ranger and i’m offended.
Please, apologize or i send my Juvenile Brown Bear after you.

Oh, you don’t take me seriously? Well, you should.
You wanna know how tough i am? You wanna know?
I’m so tough, i rather use Path of Scars than PBS.
That’s how tough i am.

Pssh, you’d never make it past my Line of Warding before I Wave of Wrath your kitten to the underworld.

Come at me bro.

Sorry, can you repeat that? It is difficult to hear you over the sound of my Super-Sword-AA-Swagger.
And pop goes the kneecap.

It just got real man.

Is that the arrow you took to the knee acting up?

Talyn.3295:

Is that the arrow you took to the knee acting up?

That’s cold, man.
You don’t joke about arrows to the knees…it ain’t funny – never was.

Shame on you.

“Only the finest of potatoes in my zerkburgers.”

I like.
But mushrooms. Imma make a lfg with that.

deSade.9437:

“Only the finest of potatoes in my zerkburgers.”

It’s actually my standard LFG description (directly inspired by this very thread), when i can’t think of something punny, like “We all live in a yellow submarine”, “If there’s something strange in the neighbourhood…” or “You’re in my swamp now.”

The safest instance in all of EU

Purple Miku.7032:

The safest instance in all of EU

ohh dear gods…..

what did you do?

0.o

wauwi.9162:

“You’re in my swamp now.”

Hmmmm? /wiggles eyebrows

And LOL, Miku. You’re a kitten.

Haha, I’ve had the Champ Risen Knight follow me to the starting waypoint a few times, but not Kaisar, lol. Did you have to kite him to it or did he just teleport to you, like the Knight will?

And did you really drag all of those mobs and the boss to the waypoint, and then post the LFG xD

dlonie.6547:

And did you really drag all of those mobs and the boss to the waypoint, and then post the LFG xD

“p4/LV80/First timer happily welcome ^-^”.

5 minutes later

“Welcome to arah, kiddos. Lemme tell you something about this place…”

@Miku:
How…? I don’t even…
Well, still better than having the actual watchdog in front of the portal i suppose.

Some lfgs from yesterday. Nice to see multiple warriors and guardians is still the way to go…

Ooops.8694:

Some lfgs from yesterday. Nice to see multiple warriors and guardians is still the way to go…

I don’t see any problem with most of these. When ppl ask for meta, it’s for the build, they just want someone with good dps, but they don’t mind who come in and sometime yes it’s several guardian.

When they ask for Warrior and they already have one it’s weird, but it could be because they were 3, ask for a Warrior for banner, the 4th was a warrior and they didn’t changed the lfg.

The guys that sell, but ask for help is a bit funny, same with the healer guardian.

Guard Heal, new meta? Back to the drawing board guys.

Ropechef.6192:

Purple Miku.7032:

The safest instance in all of EU

ohh dear gods…..

what did you do?

0.o

It is easy to lure Balthazar priest there and the p3 mobs, but the illusionist, elementalist and hunter require some fairly advanced mountain goating ^^

Since everyone 1shots lupi now, I prefer to run with noobs. true story.

Raven.3248:

Since everyone 1shots lupi now, I prefer to run with noobs. true story.

welcome to what i enjoyed doing like over half a year ago

I wrote:“50, gearcheck, swp rdy”. Would you be mad with me if I kick you for wearing celestials?

Gearcheck=you just ping and every build is perfectly fine.
Play how you want.

P.S. Imma kick every single pug guardian on sight after HoT. Every single one.

By the way, “mad at me” or “mad with me”?

Ryn.6459:

By the way, “mad at me” or “mad with me”?

Either is fine…

One tends to be “mad at” something.

One tends to be “mad with” someone.

But “at” is the more casual/informal usage.

With respect to your post, if you didn’t state a particular set (ex. zerker), then it could have just been interpreted as an inquiry only – potentially for AR (even though the infusion wouldn’t be visible of course).

Ryn.6459:

I wrote:“50, gearcheck, swp rdy”. Would you be mad with me if I kick you for wearing celestials?

Yes, you elitist.

Gearcheck=you just ping and every build is perfectly fine.
Play how you want.

P.S. Imma kick every single pug guardian on sight after HoT. Every single one.

I’ll kick every ranger, unless they can send me a picture, that proofs, that they’re using quickdraw.

Double-pewpew.

“Pewpewpewpew” O_O

WvW thief scrublords are already crying…the tears will be delicious.

wauwi.9162:

Ryn.6459:

I wrote:“50, gearcheck, swp rdy”. Would you be mad with me if I kick you for wearing celestials?

Yes, you elitist.

Gearcheck=you just ping and every build is perfectly fine.
Play how you want.

P.S. Imma kick every single pug guardian on sight after HoT. Every single one.

I’ll kick every ranger, unless they can send me a picture, that proofs, that they’re using quickdraw.

Double-pewpew.

“Pewpewpewpew” O_O

WvW thief scrublords are already crying…the tears will be delicious.

Rune of the warrior quickdraw meta is coming. The meta is changing!

Yeah, meta’s changing in the fashion that rangers are in an even worse spot compared to the Holy Meta (with mes making a stronger reappearance).
For the love of me I don’t KNOW what they were thinking or how they managed.
It’s like with necro all over again, WHY bother making a ranger like that if you make one other class with everything rangers have… but stronger?
…
Right, the craptastic mechanic of pets. Forgot.
Oh, and the awesome and original sword aa. Nobody has a weapon so unique! “We like the concept so it’s good as it is!”
YES, OVERLORDS!

P.S. Yes, I’m not even counting the specialisation. Meaning that I think it’ll have the relevance of some wet toilet paper in the middle of a road in Texas that crosses a deserted landscape with cactuses and… Nevermind.

Yada yada yada.

deSade.9437:

QQ

Feel ’ya.
But three letters, my friend: PvP
Or wait, do you think profession changes are happening with PvE in mind? (if yes, see attachment)

“What? You wanna use GS traits in PvE? Better specialize in BM! Yes, it’s the best thing since doodeedooda!”

Kraljevo.2801:

Yada yada yada.

First world problems.

Kraljevo.2801:

Yada yada yada.

they asked for an ENGI??? omg. no.

photoshopped.

i have no words :`D
(he is 17kap)

deSade.9437:

Meaning that I think it’ll have the relevance of some wet toilet paper in the middle of a road in Texas that crosses a deserted landscape with cactuses and… Nevermind.

Atleast the wet toilet paper would be enough to hydrate the soil beneath it and grow some smaller life form like grass weed or serve as a matrix for smal fungi.

Well I can’t argue with that.

Swifty, you nab

I have done pretty much all content this game has to offer, have been on countless speed runs etc. I have around 15k ap (since apprently some ppl care so much about it).

Now lately i made an alt account for NA (since my main is on EU). My alt account obviously has only 1k ap, doesn’t change my knowledge about game nor that my character is 80 and in zerker. Getting into dungeon groups w/o being instantly kicked is actually pretty hard.

I feel bad for you sad fools that think AP is everything.

Cynz.9437:

I have done pretty much all content this game has to offer, have been on countless speed runs etc. I have around 15k ap (since apprently some ppl care so much about it).

Now lately i made an alt account for NA (since my main is on EU). My alt account obviously has only 1k ap, doesn’t change my knowledge about game nor that my character is 80 and in zerker. Getting into dungeon groups w/o being instantly kicked is actually pretty hard.

I feel bad for you sad fools that think AP is everything.

???
/looks for profit

Someone give me a thread of reasoning I can follow here, I kinda got lost.
Ohhh, yeah, now I get it, AP! Yay!
/farm ap

See u just need to farm ap. Then you can roll with the big boys and their sceptre shield AH guardians. Simple really.

J Eberle.9312:

See u just need to farm ap. Then you can roll with the big boys and their sceptre shield AH guardians. Simple really.

:3
Thanks mindbrain!

Again, I generally run dungeons with friends/guild, but I usually never kick someone of low level, ap or profession or see almost never someone kicked, I don’t see the issue. If I wouldn’t read those forums I wouldn’t even notice a problem here.

Guys, who wants to be the one to tell them?

Taury.7108:

Guys, who wants to be the one to tell them?

Don’t you dare!

deSade.9437:

J Eberle.9312:

See u just need to farm ap. Then you can roll with the big boys and their sceptre shield AH guardians. Simple really.

:3
Thanks mindbrain!

I have palyed GW2 on/off since august ‘12.
I only have 4k AP (almost).
That means, i never get to play with you, right? :’(

wauwi.9162:

deSade.9437:

J Eberle.9312:

See u just need to farm ap. Then you can roll with the big boys and their sceptre shield AH guardians. Simple really.

:3
Thanks mindbrain!

I have palyed GW2 on/off since august ‘12.
I only have 4k AP (almost).
That means, i never get to play with you, right? :’(

Much nub
Such AP
Very disappoint
Wow

Just kidding, kek.