Guild Wars 2

Kitten.2074:

Found this happy fellow in CM.
Was told that we are skipping the trash after Gunpowder Morgan but somehow he interpreted that as: Let’s run in and aggro EVERYTHING!
When confronted about his Leeroy Jenkins like habits and inability to read he threw a little hissy fit.

On the side note, what is the point of blocking someone and then continuing to spam them? :/

just…wow…kind of hope that guy finds himself banned…

Kitten.2074:

Found this happy fellow in CM.
Was told that we are skipping the trash after Gunpowder Morgan but somehow he interpreted that as: Let’s run in and aggro EVERYTHING!
When confronted about his Leeroy Jenkins like habits and inability to read he threw a little hissy fit.

On the side note, what is the point of blocking someone and then continuing to spam them? :/

:O

That type of person is far too common in this world.

But, He owns 2 businesses!

We’re probably not on his level; we’re just a bunch of commoners.

Jerus.4350:

But, He owns 2 businesses!

Honestly wouldnt surprise me if it was true.

Kitten.2074:

Found this happy fellow in CM.
Was told that we are skipping the trash after Gunpowder Morgan but somehow he interpreted that as: Let’s run in and aggro EVERYTHING!
When confronted about his Leeroy Jenkins like habits and inability to read he threw a little hissy fit.

On the side note, what is the point of blocking someone and then continuing to spam them? :/

LMAO, aaaaaah. gotta love dat PUG Lyfe!
it’s a good thing you banned him, but you must have scared him coz why else would he block you and continue to talk kitten to you in whispers?

on a side note….how hard is it to wipe zit juice off a monitor? j/k

Kitten.2074:

Found this happy fellow in CM.
Was told that we are skipping the trash after Gunpowder Morgan but somehow he interpreted that as: Let’s run in and aggro EVERYTHING!
When confronted about his Leeroy Jenkins like habits and inability to read he threw a little hissy fit.

On the side note, what is the point of blocking someone and then continuing to spam them? :/

holy mother of god

Kitten.2074:

Found this happy fellow in CM.
Was told that we are skipping the trash after Gunpowder Morgan but somehow he interpreted that as: Let’s run in and aggro EVERYTHING!
When confronted about his Leeroy Jenkins like habits and inability to read he threw a little hissy fit.

On the side note, what is the point of blocking someone and then continuing to spam them? :/

Idonteven.

Anyway, he probably blocked you so you can’t burst his little bubble he was in.

Part of me was disappointed.
Engaging into an argument with him would provide some entertainment, at least for a while.

Kitten.2074:

Part of me was disappointed.
Engaging into an argument with him would provide some entertainment, at least for a while.

Who was the second person whispering you? Did he swap chars or was that a friend who came to join?

Also sending mail to When Life Gives You will result in unlimited spamming of a stack of lemons to your person of choice(until blocked).

SlyDevil.3952:

Who was the second person whispering you? Did he swap chars or was that a friend who came to join?

Also sending mail to When Life Gives You will result in unlimited spamming of a stack of lemons to your person of choice(until blocked).

It is all him. Whole thing lasted for about 30 minutes, give or take.
Was thinking of logging onto a second account but felt lazy and did not want to stop the Tour.

As for the lemons… nothing like fresh lemonade during these hot summer days. (:

#scared4lyfe
#commoner’slyfe
#2good4u

im playing a veldrunner water wizard now and its very powrful and good

Kitten.2074:

Found this happy fellow in CM.
Was told that we are skipping the trash after Gunpowder Morgan but somehow he interpreted that as: Let’s run in and aggro EVERYTHING!
When confronted about his Leeroy Jenkins like habits and inability to read he threw a little hissy fit.

On the side note, what is the point of blocking someone and then continuing to spam them? :/

Holy, that is really rude. Can you tell me what you told him? If you were more or less polite his reaction is really out of this world. Luckily, I never had such confrontation in this game.

Wethospu.6437:

im playing a veldrunner water wizard now and its very powrful and good

It’s a troll.

It must be a troll.

It has to be a troll, right? =/

ProtoGunner.4953:

Kitten.2074:

Found this happy fellow in CM.
Was told that we are skipping the trash after Gunpowder Morgan but somehow he interpreted that as: Let’s run in and aggro EVERYTHING!
When confronted about his Leeroy Jenkins like habits and inability to read he threw a little hissy fit.

On the side note, what is the point of blocking someone and then continuing to spam them? :/

Holy, that is really rude. Can you tell me what you told him? If you were more or less polite his reaction is really out of this world. Luckily, I never had such confrontation in this game.

Dude, his reaction would be out of this world even if he told him to kitten off.

Joins PUG group for SE P3 > Ele says at the start “Hey guys, i’m a healer ele so go full dps you won’t need any condi clear” > I raise my eyebrow so high i get a spasm in the left side of my face > Ele proceeds to die three times in the first few minutes > Other PUGs initiate kick vote and he’s gone.

ProtoGunner.4953:

Kitten.2074:

Found this happy fellow in CM.
Was told that we are skipping the trash after Gunpowder Morgan but somehow he interpreted that as: Let’s run in and aggro EVERYTHING!
When confronted about his Leeroy Jenkins like habits and inability to read he threw a little hissy fit.

On the side note, what is the point of blocking someone and then continuing to spam them? :/

Holy, that is really rude. Can you tell me what you told him? If you were more or less polite his reaction is really out of this world. Luckily, I never had such confrontation in this game.

Nothing really, after we killed the mobs he pulled, I asked him why didn’t he wait for stealth. At that point he went nuclear and started rambling how I can’t tell him what to do, who do I think I am…
We kicked him and he started with the PM’s.
Was blocked right away so did not get a chance to say anything.

You should send uncensored version to anet lol.

Annnnnnd they’d do nothing…

Weird, really, considering he’s a Kitten I mean, The Kitten.
Meow.

Whoah, I have never seen anyone get that mad outside of PvP. I’d ping him a packet of salt but that dude probably already has hypertension.

It does not bother me, just found it funny. Not really worth reporting it, not like they would ban him or anything.
I do have to say a good Friend List is ones saviour. Only sad thing is, you do have to PuG now and then to find them beautiful snowflakes. It is like… catching Pokémons.
Cookies make a wonderful bait.

/throws cookies

Eh to be honest I don’t find that funny at all, I find it creepy and also really sad. It looks like someone with severe mental problems, so it feels inappropriate to laugh at. :x

Still, that is definitely offensive enough to warrant a ban.

Yeah, FL is awesome.
I kinda have to update mine because Grimm is a jerk and never joins… what a jerk. Jerk.
Will get around to doing it sometime around this year, when I play a little more reliably… as of now, I’m content with reading my old posts.
I really am a crazy son of a kitten. Look at that, dem mood swings! :o

/reads miku’s posts

Lvl 49 fractal, only asking for experience no class specified. A 3k ranger joined, proceeded to kick without giving the guy a chance. They then pulled mossman underwater to kill him. I left right after moss so i don’t know how the rest of the run went, but still though if they don’t want ranger then said so, no peeps at a certain AP also mentioned that, so i’d know and steer clear of those guy.

The lfg was “revenants welcome, monks welcome, paragons welcome”

We did get a monk.

P.S. Guess the class?

Got a Dolyak Signet, PVT, with Sigil of Momentum (stacks toughness per kill) die at CoF P1 first boss (slaver dude) and at the flame acolyte event -.-

We started this run 15 min before reset which I thought it was acceptable time for a COF pug run even if things went bad…

Then I realised I’m really kittening dumb and already had done it that day so I was like meh, don’t think these guys will even finish it before reset so let’s just roll with it.

7 minutes before reset. Acolytes event done, I slack on the boulder to watch pugs fail: surprinsingly they dont fail this part. Gate event I go stay at one spot and one of the guys gets downed to the trash mobs that spawn there, I go help him rally while the dude at Gate gets trolleds momentarily. I go back to my spot, he kills gate.

6 minutes before reset. I remove my trinkets figuring I would be doing just as much damage as these tanky pugs and so that we finish it after reset, seeing as no one seems rushed about it.

Before final boss. Sigil of Momentum pug closes with this gem: “guys this was intense, lets rest a bit, we can do after reset”

Everyone else in the group agrees to it. I’m baffled: WHO creates a CoF run 15 minutes before reset and doesnt want to finish it before? I mean, if they had the daily already, they just lost all those boss chests. What’s the logic?

Quickfoot Katana.8642:

Got a Dolyak Signet, PVT, with Sigil of Momentum (stacks toughness per kill) die at CoF P1 first boss (slaver dude) and at the flame acolyte event -.-

We started this run 15 min before reset which I thought it was acceptable time for a COF pug run even if things went bad…

Then I realised I’m really kittening dumb and already had done it that day so I was like meh, don’t think these guys will even finish it before reset so let’s just roll with it.

7 minutes before reset. Acolytes event done, I slack on the boulder to watch pugs fail: surprinsingly they dont fail this part. Gate event I go stay at one spot and one of the guys gets downed to the trash mobs that spawn there, I go help him rally while the dude at Gate gets trolleds momentarily. I go back to my spot, he kills gate.

6 minutes before reset. I remove my trinkets figuring I would be doing just as much damage as these tanky pugs and so that we finish it after reset, seeing as no one seems rushed about it.

Before final boss. Sigil of Momentum pug closes with this gem: “guys this was intense, lets rest a bit, we can do after reset”

Everyone else in the group agrees to it. I’m baffled: WHO creates a CoF run 15 minutes before reset and doesnt want to finish it before? I mean, if they had the daily already, they just lost all those boss chests. What’s the logic?

Pugs ….logic…

I know both the words but when they go in the same thought it just makes no sense

IrisTheCasual.3742:

Don’t be salty on me when I flame you with your abysmal addiction to a terrible weapon. Not that we ever get to play fractals anymore lately :\

On that note, yesterday I opened an LFG for “50, No underwater Mossman. No carry. No free ride”. The group was filled almost instantly. Under suspicion of some quick-fingered merge, I asked if any of the new comers actually read the LFG and what it was about. A guy answered me with: “Shut the f—- up, b—— and get on to it (the wisp)”. Without saying a thing, my friend and I entered our emergency protocol and abandoned the instance at once. The rude guy didn’t forget to chase after his victim (see pic below), only to meet with total annihilation. Body was burnt and ash scattered. So long.

Oh man, that name seems familiar.. It’s on my blocklist for some reason too.. He probbly got kicked from one of my team’s and Q_Q’d.

ThyShadowPaladin.9521:

IrisTheCasual.3742:

Don’t be salty on me when I flame you with your abysmal addiction to a terrible weapon. Not that we ever get to play fractals anymore lately :\

On that note, yesterday I opened an LFG for “50, No underwater Mossman. No carry. No free ride”. The group was filled almost instantly. Under suspicion of some quick-fingered merge, I asked if any of the new comers actually read the LFG and what it was about. A guy answered me with: “Shut the f—- up, b—— and get on to it (the wisp)”. Without saying a thing, my friend and I entered our emergency protocol and abandoned the instance at once. The rude guy didn’t forget to chase after his victim (see pic below), only to meet with total annihilation. Body was burnt and ash scattered. So long.

Oh man, that name seems familiar.. It’s on my blocklist for some reason too.. He probbly got kicked from one of my team’s and Q_Q’d.

That’s quite an impressive block list you have there

bladex.9502:

ThyShadowPaladin.9521:

IrisTheCasual.3742:

Don’t be salty on me when I flame you with your abysmal addiction to a terrible weapon. Not that we ever get to play fractals anymore lately :\

On that note, yesterday I opened an LFG for “50, No underwater Mossman. No carry. No free ride”. The group was filled almost instantly. Under suspicion of some quick-fingered merge, I asked if any of the new comers actually read the LFG and what it was about. A guy answered me with: “Shut the f—- up, b—— and get on to it (the wisp)”. Without saying a thing, my friend and I entered our emergency protocol and abandoned the instance at once. The rude guy didn’t forget to chase after his victim (see pic below), only to meet with total annihilation. Body was burnt and ash scattered. So long.

Oh man, that name seems familiar.. It’s on my blocklist for some reason too.. He probbly got kicked from one of my team’s and Q_Q’d.

That’s quite an impressive block list you have there

Pretty active as well!

4 engi, 1 necro meta

some lfgs i collected over the last 6 months. The blue translation is partly wrong, if you translate it word for word it’d be: “looking for an ingame girlfriend (14-17), i am 14 and have teamspeak3, a sweet(?)/cute girlgamer would be best”.

bladex.9502:

ThyShadowPaladin.9521:

IrisTheCasual.3742:

Don’t be salty on me when I flame you with your abysmal addiction to a terrible weapon. Not that we ever get to play fractals anymore lately :\

On that note, yesterday I opened an LFG for “50, No underwater Mossman. No carry. No free ride”. The group was filled almost instantly. Under suspicion of some quick-fingered merge, I asked if any of the new comers actually read the LFG and what it was about. A guy answered me with: “Shut the f—- up, b—— and get on to it (the wisp)”. Without saying a thing, my friend and I entered our emergency protocol and abandoned the instance at once. The rude guy didn’t forget to chase after his victim (see pic below), only to meet with total annihilation. Body was burnt and ash scattered. So long.

Oh man, that name seems familiar.. It’s on my blocklist for some reason too.. He probbly got kicked from one of my team’s and Q_Q’d.

That’s quite an impressive block list you have there

That blocklist is more filled & active than my friendlist ever was. Don’t know if I should feel sad about that.

lksaar.8065:

some lfgs i collected over the last 6 months. The blue translation is partly wrong, if you translate it word for word it’d be: “looking for an ingame girlfriend (14-17), i am 14 and have teamspeak3, a sweet(?)/cute girlgamer would be best”.

I did a dungeon tour once with pugging necros only. What’s wrong with a 5 necro team? Necro is life, I mean death, necro is love, I mean hate. #getonmylevel

EDIT: We didn’t finish a full tour, we gave up after like COE and COF ;D

Nothing wrong with 5 Necros, just uncommon to see

“At Lupi, need guardian who can wallsploit” when there are already two guards in the party…SMH.

Was AFKing in Rata Sum the other day and overheard a conversation in /say in which someone was bragging about fighting Lupi in a party without abusing wall-on-wall. People were actually impressed.

WTF happened to you, Arah Q_Q

I was just asked – as the only thief in the party – to switch to a “more useful class” for the Arah p1 group i tried to pug just now with a friend.

:(

IMO fighting lupi in the open is easier and definitely more reliable. He loves to ruin your wallsploit by shadowstepping as much as he can (gotta love Varra Skylark), so you can’t really pull it off reliably.

Also, I might know just the guy who made that 5 necro CoF lfg.

Tarasicodissa.7084:

IMO fighting lupi in the open is easier and definitely more reliable. He loves to ruin your wallsploit by shadowstepping as much as he can (gotta love Varra Skylark), so you can’t really pull it off reliably.

Also, I might know just the guy who made that 5 necro CoF lfg.

You’re right. He autoattacks more frequently when on the wall as you’re always going to be standing in his hitbox, preventing use of two of his attacks in phase 3.

Purple Miku.7032:

Tarasicodissa.7084:

IMO fighting lupi in the open is easier and definitely more reliable. He loves to ruin your wallsploit by shadowstepping as much as he can (gotta love Varra Skylark), so you can’t really pull it off reliably.

Also, I might know just the guy who made that 5 necro CoF lfg.

You’re right. He autoattacks more frequently when on the wall as you’re always going to be standing in his hitbox, preventing use of two of his attacks in phase 3.

The two attacks that got nerfed and far easier to deal with now too.

The meta is apparently changing at an alarming rate

I can’t even, I can’t odd anymore either.

SlyDevil.3952:

I can’t even, I can’t odd anymore either.

Not entirely sure what’s worse, the highlighted LFG or the party chat.

Adds Tormented Sylvari to friendslist

How long did that guy try to sell p1@tar? I’d love to get 2g for just soloing the Ancient Ooze xD

But, that boss is so hard! whenyourpartyaggroestheentireroomofrisenahemahem

“7k ap metazerk ele/guard/thief gearcheck” – for citadel of flame p2. pugs requirements are quite high now…

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

SlyDevil.3952:

I can’t even, I can’t odd anymore either.

Not entirely sure what’s worse, the highlighted LFG or the party chat.

Yeah I’d say the party chat is way more pathetic than the LFG ad.

Purple Miku.7032:

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

SlyDevil.3952:

I can’t even, I can’t odd anymore either.

Not entirely sure what’s worse, the highlighted LFG or the party chat.

Yeah I’d say the party chat is way more pathetic than the LFG ad.

^