Best Pet Name Ever
My Jungle Stalker is called Hobbes. I’ve also got a Wild Boar called Stanley as he was always attacking things so “This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into Stanley!”
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I don’t name my land pets, because I change them too often, and names don’t stick, so I think it’s a bit pointless, but there are exceptions.
When I use a boar I always take a moment to name it “Oink” as a tribute to the most glorious walking bacon of all.
Also my water pets – 2 jellyfishes: One is called “Peanut Butter” and the other “Jelly Time”.
……Capt Pigard.
For those familiar with the show Trailerpark Boys might I suggest the name Gary Laser Eyes for a cat.
Kitten Von Softpaws. My lynx is a gentleman.
I have a bear named Fat because he is fat.
“Please stop complaining about stuff you don’t even know about.” ~Nocta
Shark named Flipper and a armored fish called Beauty.
And an on another ranger, a moa called Nameless and a spider called Silly, with the guild tag of [Pet]
My wolf is named Holo (from the anime spice and wolf – Holo the wise wolf)
My fernhound is named Hosenbodenbeißer (german for seat-biter)
(btw: im wondering if there will be a change that every petname will be steady…)
Have you guys met my Wolf, Blitzer?
Wonderbear.
Best pet name? Lawnmoa!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-On3Ya0_4Y)
I have a norn ranger with:
Bear – Bearly There
Marsh Drake – Snuffles
Raven – Billie Birdface
I’m soooo bad at pet names XD
Not as bad as my son used to be though. We got a kitten with a white streak down it’s head and he suggested the name “Crackhead” XD… he was only 8 after all. Now he’s great at naming pets, such as the 2 rats he used to have, Bronson (Charles) and Waffles.
<3 these.
Keep ‘em coming — this is tubs o’ fun and I love the creativity.
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My main in GW1 was a ranger. I kept the Melandru’s Stalker pet I charmed for him right at the beginning of the game.
I remembered an old program called, “The Velvet Claw,” and was in a 50’s Rockabilly music phase so I named my pet, “Velvet Elvis.” I never changed pets. Made a point of charming all of the various HOM pet options on other characters so that the chain could remain unbroken for my main. If we can ever get pet names to stick in GW2 I wil use Velvet Elvis here as well. Until then I don’t bother to give names to pets who will lose them in short order anyway.
Hmm, why don’t pets keep their names? I find myself having to rename them quite often.
Lynx – Mercury
Fern Hound – Ferny Dog
Yeah, I know…
A Juvenile Wolf… because I relogged…
I’ve received few PMs for my Red Moa named “Leeroy Squawkins” and Jungle Stalker named “Mickey Roarke”
My doggy is called : Knock your Door
The wild boar instead is called : TGV Incoming
Fern Hound: Fruit Lupe
Arctodus: Pikachewbacca
delicate, brick-like subtlety.
My reef drake is called Time of Month
Red Moa is Not Preggers
……Capt Pigard.
I laughed. I also once saw a ranger named Biscuits. His pet bear’s name was Gravy.
My ranger’s pet drake is called Rawr Ima Drgn Srsly. Stalker is Ima Meow U Up. I’m quite proud of these 2.
My snow leopard is called Stelmaria… maybe-not-so-obscure reference!!
So far Capt Pigard and Lawn Moa are my favs
I named my Brown Bear called " Yogi" and my Salamander Drake is " Spike"
I have a boar named Arnold Ziffel, older Green Acres fans will know Arnold a shark named Aqualung, again older folks who like Jethro Tull will know this and a wolf named Big Bad.
I’ve went with tons of names on my pets … I keep renaming them… but this is current
Bear – Cuddles
Brown Bear – Smokey the Bear
Cat – Im With Stupid
In GW1 I always had a pet moa named K F C or K F M and in this game I have a fern hound named Chef Salad
best name ever: huginn
Snow Owl named “Doctor Hoo”
Black Moa named “Goth Chick”
i guess those 2 are the ones im most pleased with
Since my ranger is named Wild Magikarp, it’s only fitting my pets also have Pokemon nicknames.
Shaved Stoutland – Drakehound
Spoopy Mighteyena – Wolf
Aquatic Ursaring – Bear
Cancerous Skorupi – Devourer
Red reefdrake: Cabardi Loca
Lynx: Cupid Stunt
Wolf: Xtrasensory
Madness Rises [Rise] – Banners Hold.
Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.
Fern Hound: Fruit Lupe
Arctodus: Pikachewbacca
Pikachewbacca! Sooo awesome! Made me laugh so hard! Much props