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Posted by: edgarallanpwn.8739

edgarallanpwn.8739

Idk why but it always cracks me up when Modniir yells : “Come battle me, Two Legs” or whatever he says.

Two legs.

Oh, I’m hurt. I’m defeated. You have slain me with your magic vocabulary!

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Posted by: Mojo Gris Gris.5941

Mojo Gris Gris.5941

My favorite quote happens to fall in the insults category. I really enjoyed handing the replica Ho-Ho-Tron a copper and having it say, “That was literally the least you could do.”

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Posted by: KngGilgamesh.3481

KngGilgamesh.3481

You ran from a skrit.

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Posted by: Nike.2631

Nike.2631

“No one is arguing the need for a plan… It’s just that your plan is stupid and won’t work.”

I always start that dungeon off with a smile.

“You keep saying ‘its unfair.’
I wonder what your basis for comparison is…”
- Jareth, King of Goblins.

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Posted by: edgarallanpwn.8739

edgarallanpwn.8739

“No one is arguing the need for a plan… It’s just that your plan is stupid and won’t work.”

I always start that dungeon off with a smile.

LOL YES, ac always gives me a giggle too.

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Posted by: Viking.1950

Viking.1950

Not an insult as such but I really like it when Willoo says:
“Quaggan hates you and the egg you came from.”

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Posted by: Azure Fang.8605

Azure Fang.8605

You ran from a skrit.

All of my THIS.

If skritt ever became a playable race, I have a vision of WvW. You’re there, running to your next objective, when you see an enemy player running by with every possible speed buff the game can muster. Then, just as you attempt to make chase, a wall of allied skritt players roll by, yelling “You ran from skritt!” and “You lose!”, while one stops, faces you, says “More come, yes?”, then rejoins the skrittpile.

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Posted by: Belzebu.3912

Belzebu.3912

I like the Asura insult “You’re dumb. You’ll die, and you’ll leave a dumb corpse.”

Charter Vanguard [CV] – HoD
Bardy Belzebuson – Ranger Sir Belzebu – Herald
(and the other 8 elite specs maxed too)

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Azrael.4960

You ran from a skrit.

All of my THIS.

If skritt ever became a playable race, I have a vision of WvW. You’re there, running to your next objective, when you see an enemy player running by with every possible speed buff the game can muster. Then, just as you attempt to make chase, a wall of allied skritt players roll by, yelling “You ran from skritt!” and “You lose!”, while one stops, faces you, says “More come, yes?”, then rejoins the skrittpile.

Time to derail the thread with puns

  1. The skritt hit the fan for that player.
  2. Epic skrittstorm
  3. Kicking the skritt out of the player

Back on topic, the dredge in the tunnel fractal has an epic line

“It keeeeens in outrage……the vermin”

This.

From a talking mole rat.

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Posted by: Cuddy.6247

Cuddy.6247

My favorite quote happens to fall in the insults category. I really enjoyed handing the replica Ho-Ho-Tron a copper and having it say, “That was literally the least you could do.”

All of the Ho-Ho-Tron quotes are adorable. The replica Job-o-Tron backpack has some wonderful semi-insults toward the player as well.

“I expected a larger impact crater.”
“Score update: Gravity – 1; You – 0.”

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

The Asuran prodigy’s yo momma jokes (are they still in game? I couldn’t find a wiki reference)

Yo mamma’s so dumb, she thought a golemancer was what you get when you ask a golem question.

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Posted by: Aomine.5012

Aomine.5012

You ran from a skrit.

All of my THIS.

If skritt ever became a playable race, I have a vision of WvW. You’re there, running to your next objective, when you see an enemy player running by with every possible speed buff the game can muster. Then, just as you attempt to make chase, a wall of allied skritt players roll by, yelling “You ran from skritt!” and “You lose!”, while one stops, faces you, says “More come, yes?”, then rejoins the skrittpile.

Don’t forget the famous quote: “Shinnies~~~~”

And SE P1 dredge: “No no no, no no no, no no on” (endless loop)

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Posted by: edgarallanpwn.8739

edgarallanpwn.8739

The Asuran prodigy’s yo momma jokes (are they still in game? I couldn’t find a wiki reference)

Yo mamma’s so dumb, she thought a golemancer was what you get when you ask a golem question.

that’d be funny

You ran from a skrit.

All of my THIS.

If skritt ever became a playable race, I have a vision of WvW. You’re there, running to your next objective, when you see an enemy player running by with every possible speed buff the game can muster. Then, just as you attempt to make chase, a wall of allied skritt players roll by, yelling “You ran from skritt!” and “You lose!”, while one stops, faces you, says “More come, yes?”, then rejoins the skrittpile.

Time to derail the thread with puns

  1. The skritt hit the fan for that player.
  2. Epic skrittstorm
  3. Kicking the skritt out of the player

Back on topic, the dredge in the tunnel fractal has an epic line

“It keeeeens in outrage……the vermin”

This.

From a talking mole rat.

My girls got big skritts

I skrit my pants(instead of crit obv)

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Posted by: Deamhan.9538

Deamhan.9538

“Many a wild beast have succumbed to my might”

“That reminds me, have I told you my wife is pregnant?”

Also, regarding some of the replies above, I vote that “Kitten” be replaced with “Skrit”.

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Posted by: khani.4786

khani.4786

One of my most favorite exchanges in the game in Bloodtide Coast.

Explorer Smatti in Bloodtide Coast:
Female Norn: I’m starting to think this is a fool’s errand you’ve brought us on little one.
Male Norn: And you’ve made DRY fools of us at that. When will we have those drinks you promised us?
Smatti: Now listen to me you miserable sots. We can return to camp when we have those artifacts and no sooner. ALSO, I never promised you drinks! It’s as if you only have a single thought between the two of you. Finish the job at hand!

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Posted by: gryphonwing.2531

gryphonwing.2531

Well, I caught Rytlock losing his temper…

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Posted by: Azure Fang.8605

Azure Fang.8605

“Many a wild beast have succumbed to my might”

“That reminds me, have I told you my wife is pregnant?”

Also, regarding some of the replies above, I vote that “Kitten” be replaced with “Skrit”.

I wholeheartedly second this. “Skritt” should replace “kitten” for the wordfilter.

SIDENOTE: I’m drunk off my skritt while posting this; took 3 minutes to post and edit. Skritt off.

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Posted by: champ.7021

champ.7021

i like that sexist svanir guy whos a skill point in wayfarer foothills.

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Posted by: Dawdler.8521

Dawdler.8521

You ran from a skrit.

All of my THIS.

If skritt ever became a playable race, I have a vision of WvW. You’re there, running to your next objective, when you see an enemy player running by with every possible speed buff the game can muster. Then, just as you attempt to make chase, a wall of allied skritt players roll by, yelling “You ran from skritt!” and “You lose!”, while one stops, faces you, says “More come, yes?”, then rejoins the skrittpile.

“More come, yes?”

Not so much an insult, but definetly the most uncomfortable NPC line in the game. And it just had to be said by a Skritt.

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

Not insults but…

“Who wants a product that gives you harpies?”
&
NPC1 – Do you think it is safe to have a shooting range so close to a tavern.
NPC2 – Sure, we only had one casualty in the last week.
&
“Look, I TOLD you I’m sorry; I didn’t MEAN to set your mother on fire!”
&
Char soldiers at Moorwatch Tower:
“Do you think cows migrate?”
“What?”
“You know, like birds.”
“Don’t be stupid. There’s no such thing as flying cows!”
“Maybe it was an exotic cow. From someplace far away.”
“Get it through you thick skull, there’s no such thing as flying cows!”
“Hey you hear that? I thought I heard a ‘Moo’ just now.”
“What?! Where?! Incoming!”
“Hahahah! Just kidding.”
“Do that again and I’ll kill you!”
&
Sylvari: Your golem is strange… was strange.
Asura: You drove it away, you know that!? I’ve never seen a golem run that fast.
Sylvari: I just wanted to ask it a few questions.
Asura: Yeah I know. you guys are full of them.
Sylvari: Oh, yes. What’s it like to be a golem? Does it dream? Does it have a family?
Asura: That was the last straw, you know. After that question about turtles in the desert you asked it about its mother.
Sylvari: So?
Asura: It doesn’t have a mother. It’s a golem. you crossed its circuits. I don’t know how you did it, but you weirded out MY golem.
Sylvari: So, you are the mother? Or the father?
Asura: What? Well, I… I guess I .. Oh no. you’re not getting in my head. You just stand there and help me monitor the gate.
Asura (to himself): Am I the mother? Blazing braces, this is what I get for working with the tree children.

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Posted by: edgarallanpwn.8739

edgarallanpwn.8739

Not insults but…

“Who wants a product that gives you harpies?”
&
NPC1 – Do you think it is safe to have a shooting range so close to a tavern.
NPC2 – Sure, we only had one casualty in the last week.
&
“Look, I TOLD you I’m sorry; I didn’t MEAN to set your mother on fire!”
&
Char soldiers at Moorwatch Tower:
“Do you think cows migrate?”
“What?”
“You know, like birds.”
“Don’t be stupid. There’s no such thing as flying cows!”
“Maybe it was an exotic cow. From someplace far away.”
“Get it through you thick skull, there’s no such thing as flying cows!”
“Hey you hear that? I thought I heard a ‘Moo’ just now.”
“What?! Where?! Incoming!”
“Hahahah! Just kidding.”
“Do that again and I’ll kill you!”
&
Sylvari: Your golem is strange… was strange.
Asura: You drove it away, you know that!? I’ve never seen a golem run that fast.
Sylvari: I just wanted to ask it a few questions.
Asura: Yeah I know. you guys are full of them.
Sylvari: Oh, yes. What’s it like to be a golem? Does it dream? Does it have a family?
Asura: That was the last straw, you know. After that question about turtles in the desert you asked it about its mother.
Sylvari: So?
Asura: It doesn’t have a mother. It’s a golem. you crossed its circuits. I don’t know how you did it, but you weirded out MY golem.
Sylvari: So, you are the mother? Or the father?
Asura: What? Well, I… I guess I .. Oh no. you’re not getting in my head. You just stand there and help me monitor the gate.
Asura (to himself): Am I the mother? Blazing braces, this is what I get for working with the tree children.

You know i gotta hand it to anet, the dialogue is really funny half the time.

Wow’s was… real lackluster at times. I enjoy taking the time to listen and watch what goes on here.

I edited the topic to relfect quotes because insults was too specific

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Posted by: azizul.8469

azizul.8469

“to the lovers’ crypt!”

Cutie Phantasmer/Farinas [HAX] – CD Casual
Archeage = Farmville with PK

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Posted by: Electro.4173

Electro.4173

My favorite quote happens to fall in the insults category. I really enjoyed handing the replica Ho-Ho-Tron a copper and having it say, “That was literally the least you could do.”

Yah, I gave HHT one copper every day just for his insults. Well, that and because I’m cheap and needed my daily.

My favorite was “That’s not a donation. That’s sarcasm.” The “Oh, look at the big spender here” and the one you posted are also great, though.

As for other favorites… I really like the Charr cubs in Diessa. The two outside talk about how they think the ruin is haunted because they’ve heard voices and wonder where their 3rd warband member has gone, then you find the entrance into the secret strawberry patch and what do you find? The 3rd cub is in there there singing. Quite a nice bit of inter-connection there.

And who can forget the conversation between the Charr lionguard and the Asura child in Lion’s Arch. “Your face is funny, all smooshed and weird”. “No, your face is funny, its like a little raisin”. I miss those two…

Oh, and the conversation between the Lionguard after the Corrupted Svanir event at the dome in Wayfarer. The norn is going to go drink in celebration, and the charr says maybe they shouldn’t because they’re on duty, to which the norn replies “I am Norn, ale goggles sharpen our vision, and ale fists hit hard”. And the charr comes back with “Is that so? Well, Charr fists hit hard all the time”.

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Posted by: IndigoSundown.5419

IndigoSundown.5419

Livor Crushspirit: Hey! You got your moa jerky in my yak butter!
Vloyat Crushmaw: You got your yak butter on my moa jerky!

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Posted by: Azrael.4960

Azrael.4960

or heard in Silverwastes

“I don’t know why we have to take orders from rats and and a bunch of cabbages”

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Posted by: Milkduds.7109

Milkduds.7109

When you first make a Norn the very first line that an NPC speaks to you is “HAIL, HERO!”

I die. Firstly because the female norn voices are so deadpan, and secondly because I’m NOT a hero. I JUST logged in. Are you sure you have the right person?

“All is Vain…”

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Posted by: Yamsandjams.3267

Yamsandjams.3267

No one’s thrown up “there’s something in the water!” yet? It’s clearly the best line of dialogue in the entire game.

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Rasimir.6239

Progeny: Ha! I’m the dragon again, and Destiny’s Edge is too busy fighting each other to fight me. Die!
Cub: Scorch it all, the dragon got us! If only Logan didn’t run away and Eir was a better leader.
Child: Yeah? Well…if only Rytlock had stuck to the plan and Zojja wasn’t so cranky!
Progeny: Mmm, Destiny’s Edge tastes delicious. Now I shall conquer the world! Ah-ha-ha-ha!

I don’t know how often I’ve played that story step , but I still have to stop and watch the children play every time .

edit: although Zojja saying “Who are you two and what have you done with Logan and Rytlock?” in CoE story runs a close second in my list of favourites. editend

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Posted by: SkyFallsInThunder.8257

SkyFallsInThunder.8257

“Some of us are more evil than others.”

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Posted by: RSLongK.8961

RSLongK.8961

GW2 meme:
" No no no. We should go to the armory…"

Main: Warrior|Character counter: 16

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Posted by: Sydone.6892

Sydone.6892

“More violets i say, less violence” ……..

AHHH!

“Puts gun to head”

Favorite quote must be “More come, yes?” with that cute little voice.

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Posted by: metaldude.4132

metaldude.4132

For a while, I misheard the centaur quote “back me up” for “knock me up!”..no way in hell I will make out with a female centaur ! XD

Sharpen your justice. Dust off resolve. Brace your courage. The Guardian dragonhunter approaches.

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metaldude.4132

No one’s thrown up “there’s something in the water!” yet? It’s clearly the best line of dialogue in the entire game.

I joked last weekend about this..
“you know you play GW2 too much when you took a dump in the toilet, looked back and stated this exact dialogue..” :P XD

Sharpen your justice. Dust off resolve. Brace your courage. The Guardian dragonhunter approaches.

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Arcangel the Reaper.9418

“By Ogden’s Hammer, WHAT SAVINGS!”

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Zera Allimatti.2541

“OoooooOOOOOhhhh! Box of shinies! So many shinies!”

“I told an Asura I wanted to learn how to cast spells. He said I’d just get a headache.”

“Ugh, this is so disgusting”>>>"It could be worse. This could be hot lava.">>>"You’re so stupid."

Give us more GW 1 weapon and armor skins, please. COPY/PASTE ALREADY!!!!

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Photonman.6241

I like the Asura insult “You’re dumb. You’ll die, and you’ll leave a dumb corpse.”

BAM

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Yamsandjams.3267

“By Ogden’s Hammer, WHAT SAVINGS!”

I kind of miss that guy, as repetitive as he was.

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Posted by: Ballads.2509

Ballads.2509

Well, then we die or bow down to our new goelm overlords.

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Posted by: Fext.3614

Fext.3614

It’s not really a quote, but I love the animation of skritt inspecting their rifles. This game needs more skrittness everywhere.

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PookieDaWombat.6209

If there is one thing that i love in this game is the random dialog which I still have yet to fully experience. Honest to god, I just discovered the crazy char and his little rat friend Whiskers the other day. I just never went up there until recently.

Also, i love finding all of the Whispers agents once you become a member of the Order that are hidden all around tyria.

[OTR] – Greck Howlbane – Guardian
Soraya Mayhew – Thief
Melissa Koris – Engie – SF for Life!

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Lucifers Heaven.2167

In the Labyrinthine Cliffs there were merchants that had stuff you could look at. Some of it summoned an enemy if you kept touching it. One of these merchants part way up the cliffs always greatly amused me:
Unusual Merchant, says with deadpan sarcasm, “Oh, no. Woe is me. Look, messing around with unknown forces has unleashed deadly consequences. Because this has never happened before.”

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Electro.4173

Oh, just remembered another good one, from the Asura after the Megadestroyer event. Something along the lines of…

“Haha, my brilliance wins again”
“Brilliant luck, maybe…”
" What?"
“I think she said something about wanting a duck”
“Lianne, if you ever want to have your own krewe one day, you need to think more about research and less about pets”

Actually, those 3 are pretty amusing throughout the entire event.

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Posted by: Corvus.5836

Corvus.5836

“Swimming, Swimming, Swimming
all Summer long!
Swimming, Swimming, Swimming
it makes your flippers strong!”

-Quaggan in Old Lion’s Arch

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Posted by: Travis the Terrible.4739

Travis the Terrible.4739

“By Ogden’s Hammer, WHAT SAVINGS!”

I demand he be brought back.

Follow the darkness into the depths, it’s more fun than the light can provide.

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Posted by: NeedsFoodBadly.2671

NeedsFoodBadly.2671

This unit is now designated Herotron!

Happiness Mode…engaged!

Remember: Don’t Shoot Food!

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

Livor Crushspirit: Hey! You got your moa jerky in my yak butter!
Vloyat Crushmaw: You got your yak butter on my moa jerky!

Riba Crushheart: Rrrowr! Rrrrowr! (growl)
Livor Crushspirit: What are you doing?
Riba Crushheart: Duh. I’m practicing my growling technique.
Livor Crushspirit: Oh, I thought you were gonna throw up or something.

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Mojo Gris Gris.5941

“I thought Charr were supposed to be scary.”
“I’m plenty scary!!!”
“I don’t know. I think you’re beautiful, and your fur is pretty great.”
“I AM NOT BEAUTIFUL!!! …although…my fur is pretty great, isn’kitten” chuckle “See you around, cub.”

Edit: Why oh why does the filter isn’kitten?

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

“I thought Charr were supposed to be scary.”
“I’m plenty scary!!!”
“I don’t know. I think you’re beautiful, and your fur is pretty great.”
“I AM NOT BEAUTIFUL!!! …although…my fur is pretty great, isn’kitten” chuckle “See you around, cub.”

Edit: Why oh why does the filter isn’kitten?

If you look at the words, isn’t ‘it and disregard the spaces and the ’ you will see a word for a female body part. I have to say, the forum filter has been an education for me. I didn’t know there were so many words I needed to be shocked and offended by until I started reading these forums. ^^

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Posted by: Greyhound.2058

Greyhound.2058

GW2 meme:
" No no no. We should go to the armory…"

Think you missed out a few zillion No’s there XD

I like one of the quaggan-likes-you ones: ‘…nice teeth!’

And all of the skritt ones. All of them. ‘More come, yes?’ is truly adorable though.

I also like the exchange with the injured Asura from the Thaumanova Reactor – ‘Ouchie ouchie!’ ‘Yes. Ouchie, indeed.’

‘By Ogden’s Hammer, what savings!’ was the first quote I heard in the game that actually made me laugh out loud, I had no idea at that point that the NPCs would really be worth listening to

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Posted by: BIGHARSHNESS.3510

BIGHARSHNESS.3510

“stuff… stuff… STUFF!!!!!” -Skritt Burglar