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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

I was taking the guided tour of Tixx’s Infinirarium with a few friends. Like most Asura establishments, there were many mysterious machines there, the purpose of which I could not fathom. But my friend noticed one by chance, that angered me when he pointed it out. I think it gives me a pretty good case for a lawsuit against Tixx. What do you think?

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Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
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Shockwave.1230

“I’ve lost visual acuity!”

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Posted by: WatchTheShow.7203

WatchTheShow.7203

OMG I am laughing way harder than I should have.

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Posted by: Nike.2631

Nike.2631

That. Is Awesome.

The patents for that are probably what financed his giant flying battle-statio- uh toy factory in the first place…

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I wonder what your basis for comparison is…”
- Jareth, King of Goblins.

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Posted by: Donari.5237

Donari.5237

(( Very good, Hamfast, you got me to go look just to make sure this was all you. ))

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Posted by: VOLKON.1290

VOLKON.1290

Just a prototype for Asura Gate security… You can’t be too careful these days.

#TeamJadeQuarry

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Posted by: Faowri.4159

Faowri.4159

Ooooh my god xD

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Posted by: Azure Prower.8701

Azure Prower.8701

In other news. Tixx is now counter claiming for fraud!

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Posted by: Ashabhi.1365

Ashabhi.1365

WAIT!!!!

Shouldn’t there be a fishy tail or something?

I’m with WatchTheSnow… I laughed waaaaay more than I probably should…

Level 80 Elementalist

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Posted by: Seven Star Stalker.1740

Seven Star Stalker.1740

Pervert Tixx :U

I ? Karkas.

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Posted by: Peetee.9406

Peetee.9406

On behalf of Mr. Tixx, I would like to issue an apology to all those offended by his recent stroke of genius. Rest assured, Mr. Tixx is adjusting the dynoflux capacitors to remove that ghastly yellow tint as we speak. Soon you will be able to view the posteriors of females in a much more clear and life like manner. Thank you for your understanding with this issue.

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Posted by: LittleLepton.8915

LittleLepton.8915

I disagree with Peetee. Tixx would only like to apologize to his Asura females. He only wanted to look at them, not you silly bookahs.

You don’t know me.

#LilithFan#1

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Posted by: Leo Paul.1659

Leo Paul.1659

I disagree with Peetee. Tixx would only like to apologize to his Asura females. He only wanted to look at them, not you silly bookahs.

Makes sense.. At that height, he could look at their ears.

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Posted by: LittleLepton.8915

LittleLepton.8915

I disagree with Peetee. Tixx would only like to apologize to his Asura females. He only wanted to look at them, not you silly bookahs.

Makes sense.. At that height, he could look at their ears.

;)

You don’t know me.

#LilithFan#1

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Posted by: daimasei.4091

daimasei.4091

O_O

I’m not going into Tixx’s Infinirarium ever again.

Why fix the Necromancer for free when we can charge $$$ for the Revenant
-ArenaNet

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Posted by: Naus the Gobbo.5172

Naus the Gobbo.5172

I guess I know why he is always so happy.

If you take a look at his goggles you’ll notice it’s the same glass.

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Posted by: Soilder.3607

Soilder.3607

“I’ve lost visual acuity!”

Deserves more +1

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Posted by: daimasei.4091

daimasei.4091

I guess I know why he is always so happy.

If you take a look at his goggles you’ll notice it’s the same glass.

I always suspected those little creeps were up to something…

Now I know taking my necro with her apprentice armor to Rata Sum is a distinctly bad idea.

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Posted by: Zacchary.6183

Zacchary.6183

I’ll bring my charr and stand there for the lulz.

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Posted by: CntrlAltDefeat.1465

CntrlAltDefeat.1465

Youy may not like what the T.S.A are currently up to in real life if this upsets you.

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Posted by: Shpongle.6025

Shpongle.6025

Tixx works for TSA

Are you Shpongled?

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Posted by: Shockwave.1230

Shockwave.1230

Tixx works for TSA

In Tixx’s Infinirarium, the TSA works for Tixx

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Posted by: Danikat.8537

Danikat.8537

I laughed way more than I should at that!

I also can’t help wondering if this would work with Kasmeer’s illusionary dress.

Danielle Aurorel, Dear Dragon We Got Your Cookies [Nom], Desolation (EU).

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

Hmm…

I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?

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Posted by: StinVec.3621

StinVec.3621

Anyone else discover the reason for how Tixx is able to wear human male cultural armor when he is an asura? Tixx should have his clothes removed against his will and human males should be in an uproar over their cultural armor being used on a non-human even if it is an NPC.

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Posted by: LittleLepton.8915

LittleLepton.8915

Anyone else discover the reason for how Tixx is able to wear human male cultural armor when he is an asura? Tixx should have his clothes removed against his will and human males should be in an uproar over their cultural armor being used on a non-human even if it is an NPC.

He’s a very worldly Asura! Bookahs love him, so they’re okay with it,

In fact I bet they tailored that just for him, as thanks for gracing their skies with his presents (har har) last year.

You don’t know me.

#LilithFan#1

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Posted by: Leo Paul.1659

Leo Paul.1659

Hmm…

I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?

Hmm this is a complicated matter. How old are you first of all? :X

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azizul.8469

perverted asura !

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Posted by: An Siorai Tharian.4516

An Siorai Tharian.4516

Hmm…

I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?

Hmm this is a complicated matter. How old are you first of all? :X

Age is of no consequence to Asura. Only brains.

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

Age is of no consequence to Asura. Only brains.

Brains? But, but… I’m blonde! …Oh, poo! Is that going to count against me?

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
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Posted by: Yargesh.4965

Yargesh.4965

Age is of no consequence to Asura. Only brains.

Brains? But, but… I’m blonde! …Oh, poo! Is that going to count against me?

ouch.

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Posted by: Ashabhi.1365

Ashabhi.1365

In the immortal words of Louis Nye as the emotional newscaster:

“Take the money and run like a frightened deer!”

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Posted by: Leo Paul.1659

Leo Paul.1659

Hmm…

I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?

Hmm this is a complicated matter. How old are you first of all? :X

Age is of no consequence to Asura. Only brains.

But I think we should use Human laws here, seeing the height of the “window” and how Tixx dresses, we can clearly see he’s into bookahs. There is malicious intent towards humans!

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

Anyone else discover the reason for how Tixx is able to wear human male cultural armor when he is an asura? Tixx should have his clothes removed against his will and human males should be in an uproar over their cultural armor being used on a non-human even if it is an NPC.

To paraphrase George Orwell’s “Animal Farm”: All NPCs are equal, but some NPCs are more equal than others.

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist

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Posted by: nikitnq.7143

nikitnq.7143

“I’ve lost visual acuity!”

Not a valid defense!

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Posted by: Diabolus Anur Kaya.8379

Diabolus Anur Kaya.8379

That is kitten awesome!

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

If you take a look at his goggles you’ll notice it’s the same glass.

He obviously saw this in the back of a comic book when he was younger, and built upon the idea. (The guy in the picture even looks a bit like Tixx, don’tcha think?)

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Posted by: Oenanthe.6549

Oenanthe.6549

Hmm…

I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?

Take the presents, keep the picture on record and make sure he understands that you want a similar amount of presents each winterday.

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Posted by: StinVec.3621

StinVec.3621

That is kitten awesome!

Indeed, it is of the level of awesome that kittens are.

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Posted by: MithranArkanere.8957

MithranArkanere.8957

As if an asura would have any interesting in looking at your human lumps of fat.

But… you know… that gives me a good idea for a new product that could be sold in the Black Lion…

Hm… I gotta grab that coward pirate Evon and have a chat about a business opportunity.

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

OMG. My female Asura went in there and now I find out that smirking scum was seeing through her helm and was leering at her ears? Ohhhh, just wait till she tells his krewe what he’s been up to. He’s been hanging around humans too much.

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Posted by: Dargus Kelen.2831

Dargus Kelen.2831

On behalf of Mr. Tixx, I would like to issue an apology to all those offended by his recent stroke of genius.

Something’s definitely…stroked. Not sure it’s his genius.

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Posted by: Forestgreen.7981

Forestgreen.7981

HOT!

/15char

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Posted by: Redenaz.8631

Redenaz.8631

A celebrity volunteer has confirmed that it doesn’t only work on attractive young women.

Aaaaand there goes another perfectly good holiday.

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Posted by: Desmoulins.3517

Desmoulins.3517

It works on cute kitties too.

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Posted by: Nike.2631

Nike.2631

A celebrity volunteer has confirmed that it doesn’t only work on attractive young women.

Aaaaand there goes another perfectly good holiday.

The Goggles! They do TOO MUCH!

What has been seen cannot be un-seen! ((bursts into tears))

“You keep saying ‘its unfair.’
I wonder what your basis for comparison is…”
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Posted by: Wanze.8410

Wanze.8410

I gonna take my Mini Southsun Kasmeer there and see what happens to her swim suit.

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

Tixx seems to know just where to deliver his toys…

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

Okay, I’m still not certain what I should do about Tixx. I don’t wish to put a dark cloud over everyone’s Wintersday festivities, but I also don’t want anyone else to come to grief over his seeming lack of morals. I am so confused! What to do?

Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed. I was going to confront Tixx when I ran into one of his guests leaving the airship; a fellow named “Hef”. He stopped me before I went in and made things worse.

Hef listened to my story and insisted that I not do anything rash until I had a chance to calm down and think about it. The dear even invited me to stay at his mansion over the Wintersday holiday to help me relax. What could be more sensible? Such a gentleman! I’m glad some people aren’t hampered by Tixx’s version of “morality”!

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Posted by: Nike.2631

Nike.2631

There are stains on the upholstery of that chair I don’t even want to think about. It should be burned before it evolves into a Legendary Ooze…

“You keep saying ‘its unfair.’
I wonder what your basis for comparison is…”
- Jareth, King of Goblins.