Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
I was taking the guided tour of Tixx’s Infinirarium with a few friends. Like most Asura establishments, there were many mysterious machines there, the purpose of which I could not fathom. But my friend noticed one by chance, that angered me when he pointed it out. I think it gives me a pretty good case for a lawsuit against Tixx. What do you think?
“I’ve lost visual acuity!”
OMG I am laughing way harder than I should have.
That. Is Awesome.
The patents for that are probably what financed his giant flying battle-statio- uh toy factory in the first place…
(( Very good, Hamfast, you got me to go look just to make sure this was all you. ))
Just a prototype for Asura Gate security… You can’t be too careful these days.
Ooooh my god xD
In other news. Tixx is now counter claiming for fraud!
WAIT!!!!
Shouldn’t there be a fishy tail or something?
I’m with WatchTheSnow… I laughed waaaaay more than I probably should…
Pervert Tixx :U
On behalf of Mr. Tixx, I would like to issue an apology to all those offended by his recent stroke of genius. Rest assured, Mr. Tixx is adjusting the dynoflux capacitors to remove that ghastly yellow tint as we speak. Soon you will be able to view the posteriors of females in a much more clear and life like manner. Thank you for your understanding with this issue.
I disagree with Peetee. Tixx would only like to apologize to his Asura females. He only wanted to look at them, not you silly bookahs.
I disagree with Peetee. Tixx would only like to apologize to his Asura females. He only wanted to look at them, not you silly bookahs.
Makes sense.. At that height, he could look at their ears.
I disagree with Peetee. Tixx would only like to apologize to his Asura females. He only wanted to look at them, not you silly bookahs.
Makes sense.. At that height, he could look at their ears.
;)
O_O
I’m not going into Tixx’s Infinirarium ever again.
I guess I know why he is always so happy.
If you take a look at his goggles you’ll notice it’s the same glass.
“I’ve lost visual acuity!”
Deserves more +1
I guess I know why he is always so happy.
If you take a look at his goggles you’ll notice it’s the same glass.
I always suspected those little creeps were up to something…
Now I know taking my necro with her apprentice armor to Rata Sum is a distinctly bad idea.
I’ll bring my charr and stand there for the lulz.
Youy may not like what the T.S.A are currently up to in real life if this upsets you.
Tixx works for TSA
Tixx works for TSA
In Tixx’s Infinirarium, the TSA works for Tixx
I laughed way more than I should at that!
I also can’t help wondering if this would work with Kasmeer’s illusionary dress.
Hmm…
I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?
Anyone else discover the reason for how Tixx is able to wear human male cultural armor when he is an asura? Tixx should have his clothes removed against his will and human males should be in an uproar over their cultural armor being used on a non-human even if it is an NPC.
Anyone else discover the reason for how Tixx is able to wear human male cultural armor when he is an asura? Tixx should have his clothes removed against his will and human males should be in an uproar over their cultural armor being used on a non-human even if it is an NPC.
He’s a very worldly Asura! Bookahs love him, so they’re okay with it,
In fact I bet they tailored that just for him, as thanks for gracing their skies with his presents (har har) last year.
Hmm…
I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?
Hmm this is a complicated matter. How old are you first of all? :X
perverted asura !
Hmm…
I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?
Hmm this is a complicated matter. How old are you first of all? :X
Age is of no consequence to Asura. Only brains.
Age is of no consequence to Asura. Only brains.
Brains? But, but… I’m blonde! …Oh, poo! Is that going to count against me?
Age is of no consequence to Asura. Only brains.
Brains? But, but… I’m blonde! …Oh, poo! Is that going to count against me?
ouch.
In the immortal words of Louis Nye as the emotional newscaster:
“Take the money and run like a frightened deer!”
Hmm…
I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?
Hmm this is a complicated matter. How old are you first of all? :X
Age is of no consequence to Asura. Only brains.
But I think we should use Human laws here, seeing the height of the “window” and how Tixx dresses, we can clearly see he’s into bookahs. There is malicious intent towards humans!
(edited by Leo Paul.1659)
Anyone else discover the reason for how Tixx is able to wear human male cultural armor when he is an asura? Tixx should have his clothes removed against his will and human males should be in an uproar over their cultural armor being used on a non-human even if it is an NPC.
To paraphrase George Orwell’s “Animal Farm”: All NPCs are equal, but some NPCs are more equal than others.
“I’ve lost visual acuity!”
Not a valid defense!
That is kitten awesome!
If you take a look at his goggles you’ll notice it’s the same glass.
He obviously saw this in the back of a comic book when he was younger, and built upon the idea. (The guy in the picture even looks a bit like Tixx, don’tcha think?)
Hmm…
I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?
Take the presents, keep the picture on record and make sure he understands that you want a similar amount of presents each winterday.
That is kitten awesome!
Indeed, it is of the level of awesome that kittens are.
As if an asura would have any interesting in looking at your human lumps of fat.
But… you know… that gives me a good idea for a new product that could be sold in the Black Lion…
Hm… I gotta grab that coward pirate Evon and have a chat about a business opportunity.
OMG. My female Asura went in there and now I find out that smirking scum was seeing through her helm and was leering at her ears? Ohhhh, just wait till she tells his krewe what he’s been up to. He’s been hanging around humans too much.
On behalf of Mr. Tixx, I would like to issue an apology to all those offended by his recent stroke of genius.
Something’s definitely…stroked. Not sure it’s his genius.
HOT!
/15char
A celebrity volunteer has confirmed that it doesn’t only work on attractive young women.
Aaaaand there goes another perfectly good holiday.
(edited by Redenaz.8631)
A celebrity volunteer has confirmed that it doesn’t only work on attractive young women.
Aaaaand there goes another perfectly good holiday.
The Goggles! They do TOO MUCH!
What has been seen cannot be un-seen! ((bursts into tears))
I gonna take my Mini Southsun Kasmeer there and see what happens to her swim suit.
Tixx seems to know just where to deliver his toys…
Okay, I’m still not certain what I should do about Tixx. I don’t wish to put a dark cloud over everyone’s Wintersday festivities, but I also don’t want anyone else to come to grief over his seeming lack of morals. I am so confused! What to do?
Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed. I was going to confront Tixx when I ran into one of his guests leaving the airship; a fellow named “Hef”. He stopped me before I went in and made things worse.
Hef listened to my story and insisted that I not do anything rash until I had a chance to calm down and think about it. The dear even invited me to stay at his mansion over the Wintersday holiday to help me relax. What could be more sensible? Such a gentleman! I’m glad some people aren’t hampered by Tixx’s version of “morality”!
(edited by Hamfast.8719)
There are stains on the upholstery of that chair I don’t even want to think about. It should be burned before it evolves into a Legendary Ooze…
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