I was taking the guided tour of Tixx’s Infinirarium with a few friends. Like most Asura establishments, there were many mysterious machines there, the purpose of which I could not fathom. But my friend noticed one by chance, that angered me when he pointed it out. I think it gives me a pretty good case for a lawsuit against Tixx. What do you think?
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
On behalf of Mr. Tixx, I would like to issue an apology to all those offended by his recent stroke of genius. Rest assured, Mr. Tixx is adjusting the dynoflux capacitors to remove that ghastly yellow tint as we speak. Soon you will be able to view the posteriors of females in a much more clear and life like manner. Thank you for your understanding with this issue.
I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
Anyone else discover the reason for how Tixx is able to wear human male cultural armor when he is an asura? Tixx should have his clothes removed against his will and human males should be in an uproar over their cultural armor being used on a non-human even if it is an NPC.
Anyone else discover the reason for how Tixx is able to wear human male cultural armor when he is an asura? Tixx should have his clothes removed against his will and human males should be in an uproar over their cultural armor being used on a non-human even if it is an NPC.
He’s a very worldly Asura! Bookahs love him, so they’re okay with it,
In fact I bet they tailored that just for him, as thanks for gracing their skies with his presents (har har) last year.
I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?
Hmm this is a complicated matter. How old are you first of all? :X
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I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?
Hmm this is a complicated matter. How old are you first of all? :X
I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?
Hmm this is a complicated matter. How old are you first of all? :X
Age is of no consequence to Asura. Only brains.
But I think we should use Human laws here, seeing the height of the “window” and how Tixx dresses, we can clearly see he’s into bookahs. There is malicious intent towards humans!
Queen Of The Moors (Blackgate)
Deaths Fear [Fear] / The Hardcore Caravan [HC]
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Anyone else discover the reason for how Tixx is able to wear human male cultural armor when he is an asura? Tixx should have his clothes removed against his will and human males should be in an uproar over their cultural armor being used on a non-human even if it is an NPC.
To paraphrase George Orwell’s “Animal Farm”: All NPCs are equal, but some NPCs are more equal than others.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
If you take a look at his goggles you’ll notice it’s the same glass.
He obviously saw this in the back of a comic book when he was younger, and built upon the idea. (The guy in the picture even looks a bit like Tixx, don’tcha think?)
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
I haven’t even filed a lawsuit yet, and Tixx is offering me all of this. What does that tell you about the validity of my case? Should I take the presents? Should I file? Or should I trade it all for what’s behind door number three?
Take the presents, keep the picture on record and make sure he understands that you want a similar amount of presents each winterday.
OMG. My female Asura went in there and now I find out that smirking scum was seeing through her helm and was leering at her ears? Ohhhh, just wait till she tells his krewe what he’s been up to. He’s been hanging around humans too much.
Okay, I’m still not certain what I should do about Tixx. I don’t wish to put a dark cloud over everyone’s Wintersday festivities, but I also don’t want anyone else to come to grief over his seeming lack of morals. I am so confused! What to do?
Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed. I was going to confront Tixx when I ran into one of his guests leaving the airship; a fellow named “Hef”. He stopped me before I went in and made things worse.
Hef listened to my story and insisted that I not do anything rash until I had a chance to calm down and think about it. The dear even invited me to stay at his mansion over the Wintersday holiday to help me relax. What could be more sensible? Such a gentleman! I’m glad some people aren’t hampered by Tixx’s version of “morality”!
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
