Guild Wars 2

Services will be held over the next two days for two of the greatest Norn legends of our time. It will be Eir today, Garn tomorrow.

Here rests Orissa

“It’s safe to use napalm when wind is blowing. Trust me, I’m an engineer”

Orissa.1872:

Here rests Orissa

“It’s safe to use napalm when wind is blowing. Trust me, I’m an engineer”

Or… Learned the hard way peeing is not the only thing you don’t do into the wind.

VOLKON.1290:

Services will be held over the next two days for two of the greatest Norn legends of our time. It will be Eir today, Garn tomorrow.

This is pure poetry

Here lies Nidriana Kiplyn, Ranger of Tyria.

She forgot to feed her pet spider, Skitter.

Skitter was the last to hear her screams as he had her for lunch.

“Here lies the annoying one that kept throwing Harpy love potions at people and liked to fondle downed people back to life”.

- Vess Gourna

Here lies Druzo Blint a thief of skill and quickness until one LDB threw him from a cliff.

Here lies Jarl Volkson, the first Norn to partake in the extreme sport of Rata Sum Surfing. Although he never truly grasped the gravity of the subject, he certainly made his impact in the field.

“Here lays Syktek, the idiot who valiantly jumped into a WvWvW zerg thinking he’d do something useful.”

I heard that in the mists, no one can hear you scream.

Calemon
1325 AE-XXXX

He was swift, but the steady needed work.

Easy they tend to happen at least once a night just before the 20TCers finaly render

My final words; What zerg?

Here rests Melchior Caradoc.
He left us this final wisdom, before he passed:
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa333eeeeeeeeee2223666666666666666666

cargan.5689:

My final words; What zerg?

Hold my beer and watch this!

Here lies Bloody Zac.

He sucked at jumping puzzles.

I am immortal, I never die, I just have a brief period of being unconcious until I wake up at a waypoint minus some loose change…

No hardcore in this game…so no epitaph…

Good job too…since the average GW2 character ‘dies’ 3 times per hour…

Krezil

The Mesmer who came up with the illusion powered G.O.L.E.M.

Who said that the illusions he used was of good intent.

“Knew I should’ve worn the heavy armor.”
-Veirkan the Engineer

“Here lies a Greatsword and what seems to be a plant like hand still clutching the hilt”

Here lies the queen of shadows,
Her name to be known as Orpheal,
Anyone who ever did saw her asks, is she for real?
Legendary were her phantastic shuriken throws.
Everyone who asked her to pay any fees.
Took seconds later a deathly arrow to the knees.
Known she was also as the uncatchable Black Orchid
Nobody who had valuable treasures bunkered got ever of her rid.

A beautiful flower of a thief like her
will wither even dead never.
Daggers as poisonous like a scorpion’s stinger
Orpheal was to come as your final Deathbringer.

:3

Here bares the grave if Daisuke Haruto
Living under the Life of Illusions,
He was a hero who sacrificed himself
In the Face of Reality

Here lies the ranger Ramtak, who learned that you should be sure of what is, or perhaps most importantly what is not behind you before using hornets sting.

She is survived by her sylvan wolf and reef drake who will miss her greatly until somebody else fills the food bowl.

the second last thing Dern Ecthel heard was a screeching ‘die groundling’. the last thing he heard, to his surprise, was his very own vigorous shout ‘on my mark!’, when he really just wanted to assume a more balanced stance…
he really must hate his puppeteer putting the wrong skills at his disposal for fractals ;-)

“The asura who thought being an asura meant never being attacked.”

Here he lies…

Never lurned2dodge, bro.

Here lies Wreknar Temper,

Tried to wrek one too many. Found shambling about in Orr with his trusty hammer before being brought home in piece(s).

:)

Here rests Red Falcon
Last words “1123222335555wwwwwwwww”

TheDaiBish.9735:

Here lies Dyre Rendblade.

For some reason he felt the need to roll off a cliff.

OR

Here lies Dyre Rendblade.

Who shouted out numbers before he died.

What they mean, no one knows.

EDIT: kitten ninja’d by Gab :P

Lol, THIS. The rolling one came to made as soon as I read the topic creator’s post, but the second is also brilliant.

Here lies Imbalanced Meta, thief extraordinaire
Turns out he wasn’t so imbalanced after all

Here lies Umblethina
Tossed into the mists by the Creator
Alas, she underestimated the power of Altaholism…

Here lies Tysiri,

Standing before a mighty blue giant,
all she could say was “grave accent” 10 times,
before falling with a hammer in her grasps.

Here rests Naevella Vairidean.

- It seems the writing has been tampered with. Only two words remain: “barrels” and “frogs”?

Hereth lies Aldracity, Ranger.

Because 1v10ing with Sword/Greatsword is the greatest idea ever.

Here lies Rossiter ~

“Fell for a bet, Fell to his death”

“Oh come on, they’re only chickens. How hard can this be?”

“Here lies Zaxares, who realised too late that karkas could roll.”

Here lies Infernia eternally burning
she thought her dedication to her pets went both ways.
Her last words: 3 lick wounds 3 lick wounds! awww lick kitten…..

Today Mr. K Lemon was focused by the Champion Risen Brute for over five minutes, as many valiant but ineffective passers-by attempted to DPS the beast into submission. Eventually the repetition of running in circles became to much and boredom and a sense of futility caused him to zig when he should have zagged, and he was downed. Amazingly, the same heroic passers-by were able to revive Mr. Lemon, and he seemed to be in good health until the beast was subdued and looted. At that moment he promptly died from a case of terminal diminishing returns.

He leaves his collection of blue loot and porous bones to whoever still has the patience to play the game. Mr. Lemon’s surviving guildmates will be held responsible for his 5 silver repair bill, as the reward of 1s and change from the smiting of the Champion Risen Brute did not outweigh the cost of repairing his gear in preparation for his funeral services, in which his lifeless body will be lit on fire and thrown into the Lions Arch sewers.

Rest in silence, Dondarrion, who died while bravely fighting Claw of Jormag.

They say the last sounds he heard was a faint alarm ‘vuuh vuuh vuuh’.

Here lies Blackbark Willow, for the 864th time. (seriously)

Xim
- Asura, former Necromancer –
slightly damaged rawmaterial
No selfservice allowed!!!

(For one of my alts)
Here lies Sivarson Greyfur,
Charr need no Gods, but still must respect gravity.

Here Lies Buwan
Thought Shadow Refuge was a real refuge
Only to be burned, poisoned, bled, confused and eviscerated.

Here lies “Lydia Missinshins”
“She ran the EB JP naked, and weaponless at 8am, thinking that all the trolls were safely slumbering under their bridges”

Here lies “Kan Cornelius”
Who’s last words were
“Mannn, that is deep”

JackDaniels.1697:

Here lies “Kan Cornelius”
Who’s last words were
“Mannn, that is deep”

That’s what you get for dating Norn women as a Human.
Badumptish

Here lies Radamantes, he mastered Death Shroud.

(Only true necros can understand )

Here would Lie Logan Thackeray…

Last we heard, he is still running…

“Oops.”

Or alternatively:

“Banzai!”

Here lies Logan Thackeray
When a mesmer says “No”, she means “No”.

should have taken the refund