Guild Wars 2

It’s so.. beautiful

Jerry Attrick.5963:

When equipped you walk with a cripple

If you are mediocre, that is your own fault. And if you believe rank = skill, then why has EVERY “hardcore” pvper been crying about rank != skill since the beginning of the game.

QQ post is still QQ post.

sirflamesword.3896:

Jerry Attrick.5963:

When equipped you walk with a cripple

If you are mediocre, that is your own fault. And if you believe rank = skill, then why has EVERY “hardcore” pvper been crying about rank != skill since the beginning of the game.

QQ post is still QQ post.

You must be great at parties, Captain Buzzkill.

and 10/10 OP.

Why have you got your offhand weapon held in your main hand, with your mainhand weapon sheathed ready to be drawn by that same hand?

cheese.4739:

Why have you got your offhand weapon held in your main hand, with your mainhand weapon sheathed ready to be drawn by that same hand?

It’s a new legendary so it’s a bit buggy.

Swanagon.4370:

sirflamesword.3896:

Jerry Attrick.5963:

When equipped you walk with a cripple

If you are mediocre, that is your own fault. And if you believe rank = skill, then why has EVERY “hardcore” pvper been crying about rank != skill since the beginning of the game.

QQ post is still QQ post.

You must be great at parties, Captain Buzzkill.

and 10/10 OP.

This made me lol. well done.

sirflamesword.3896:

Jerry Attrick.5963:

When equipped you walk with a cripple

If you are mediocre, that is your own fault. And if you believe rank = skill, then why has EVERY “hardcore” pvper been crying about rank != skill since the beginning of the game.

QQ post is still QQ post.

Wow. Sounds like someone has the Shaft up his butt.

Looks legit.

15char

haha “For those whose time and dedication went above and beyond, only to achieve mediocrity” might have to put that on my sig

lol man seriously i’ve kind of been discouraged to play since the game has gone way too casual. i mean it’s not like this game is competitive and make people strive to get better, so why take out the only things to work towards.

LOL great photoshop :P

I like the quote.

I like that sigil! 70% chance of an abnormal attack? :O

Better remove Capricorn

impressive sir..

sirflamesword.3896:

Jerry Attrick.5963:

When equipped you walk with a cripple

If you are mediocre, that is your own fault. And if you believe rank = skill, then why has EVERY “hardcore” pvper been crying about rank != skill since the beginning of the game.

QQ post is still QQ post.

Lol’ed for real. Dat brain fart, ey.

Well-played, OP.
HAHAHA.

dat #1 legendary, can I has?

Jerry Attrick.5963:

When equipped you walk with a cripple

10/10
Would lawl again.

In on legendary… thread?

This is priceless thanks for the laugh xD

This is some quality posting right here.

I am not catching the joke….

Hands down, best part of this is that sigil. Literally had me going. XD

I prefer:

Superior Sigil of Penetration: 30% chance on critical: impales self on the backside.

Also, as of April 15th you’ll be able to equip 2 Sigils. I’d suggest:

Superior Sigil of the Balance Team: When below the health threshold, your attacks have a chance to buff all warriors with Fury, 25 stacks of might, 1000 AP, 5000 Toughness, 100% increase in CC duration, 300% increase in HP regeneration and 2000 HP. This buff is permanent.
Health Threshold: 101%

New infusion:
Lubricative Painless Infusion – Coats weapon and numb’s the wearer’s sense of pain. Causes ‘balance confusion’ – your player will randomly self-stun, state ‘soon’ in map chat, and die. Unless you are a warrior. For warriors – chance to insta-kill all other professions on the map.

Well played, OP. Well played.

thought this was real for a second.

+11111111

What’s the precursor for that one? I want!

Chaba.5410:

What’s the precursor for that one? I want!

Precursor to “The Shaft” is obviously “The Head”…

ronpierce.2760:

Chaba.5410:

What’s the precursor for that one? I want!

Precursor to “The Shaft” is obviously “The Head”…

Lol, nah. It should be something like: “The Flaccid One” – that way it can have an easily understandable power gain, when it you power it up with legendary components.

Love the damage range <3

LMAO. Or just “Flaccid”.

That photo’s a fake!

The real legendary has two encrusted jewels at the base.

Also the PvP version is brown.

with a little bit of red.

Chaith.8256:

ronpierce.2760:

Chaba.5410:

What’s the precursor for that one? I want!

Precursor to “The Shaft” is obviously “The Head”…

Lol, nah. It should be something like: “The Flaccid One” – that way it can have an easily understandable power gain, when it you power it up with legendary components.

I thought this was all about pvpers getting screwed? Pretty sure in that case “The Head” comes before “The Shaft”.
It has been a… Long, slow, painful process…

ronpierce.2760:

Chaith.8256:

ronpierce.2760:

Chaba.5410:

What’s the precursor for that one? I want!

Precursor to “The Shaft” is obviously “The Head”…

Lol, nah. It should be something like: “The Flaccid One” – that way it can have an easily understandable power gain, when it you power it up with legendary components.

I thought this was all about pvpers getting screwed? Pretty sure in that case “The Head” comes before “The Shaft”.
It has been a… Long, slow, painful process…

Ahh.. I see what you did. I didn’t consider how the sPvP orifice fit into this.

While i’m only rank 24, I get this thread.
TO THE OP: GG WP

I got a PvP Legendary too just not the shaft… until they take it away that is…

Know how I can tell this is a fake? Anet would never put an OP sigil like that in the pvp format! The original poster is a charlatan!

Am I only one who thought this was real until they read through the thread? xD

We deserve it. We need to get the Shaft…

golf clap

My PvP Legendary Blade is being renamed while needing to PvE for a new Legendary. Thanks Mista!

Chaba.5410:

What’s the precursor for that one? I want!

Twig and Berries

Why do you have a focus in your right hand? Noob.

Carbonize.1530:

Chaba.5410:

What’s the precursor for that one? I want!

Twig and Berries

Eurantien.4632:

Why do you have a focus in your right hand? Noob.

What if he is left handed got bored and swapped to his right?