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Posted by: MadVisions.4529

MadVisions.4529

Just gonna use elite spec names couse i’ve forgotten the vanilla ones.

Druid:

  1. Give some love to pet abilitys!!!! Reasoning: Doge can down only 1 man by the time i run out of mitigations in 1v3 !!!!
  2. remove ICD from Ancient Seeds! Reasoning: Druid is worst class in teamfights. this is due to the fact that this instaproc only affect a single person with an aoe daze.
  3. Heal as One should transfer boons to nearby allyes rather than to pet and player Reasoning: It is not fair that only eles and mesmers can maintain permanent defensive boons on the party, druid is totally suited for this role too. obvious decision

Herald:

  1. Eye for and Eye should have 2 charges and separate cooldowns. Reasoning: you have 2 eyes lol. if they poke out the right u still got the left, dont u?!?!?
  2. Enchanted Daggers icd between pocs should be removed Reasoning: if i dont have shi#4, shi#5, staff4, glintheal or whatnot up and need some of HP this would speed the process up! Leeching damage is bugges and standardised so reve abilitys wouldn’t obliterate the first hopeless kitten the autolock finds in consequence!
  3. Phase Traversal should be instant. Reasoning: the only class ability of thieves is the same in standard and is instant. Shiro needs justice!

Chronomancer:

  1. Signet of Humility now transforms the enemy to Cersei Lannister in the well knows “Ding!-SHAME-Ding!”- scene Reasoning: suits more to the “Humility” theme.
  2. Continum Split now splits space and time properely, Resetting all your cooldowns and hp to the state they where in last time you was out of combat. Reasoning: My cousin who suggested this, only played mesmer before juni patch.
  3. Portal double activation opens a portal to the nearest secondary objective on the current Conquest map. Reasoning: Sometimes i accidetly double press it LOL, now noone will notice.

Scrapper:

  1. This class should instant passive proc traits, proccing passively unblockable ground AoE active instants by design! Reasoning: Gesundheit!
  2. Scrapper first minor: now passively gives you rampage form for 5 secs if all hammer skills are on cooldowns. Reasoning: Someone told me this promotes spamming. WHAT??? finding a proper moment for all my spells in a this quick seccession should just be rewarded imo!

Runes and Amulets

  1. Vamp Runes got theyr mist form effect back Reasoning: wont stop condi builds recking ppl 1v1. A little more autopoc did never hurt the community! We release 1-1 every major patch and you see? it’s fine.
  2. All amulets with both power, precision and ferocity got removed. Reasoning: Builds can focus too much on rough damage. Look at condi amulets, they only have maximum 2 stats affecting theyr damage and are doing fine.

would do more but i had to vomit…

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Posted by: King Cephalopod.7942

King Cephalopod.7942

Man, you got me really good. 8/8

A little savagery now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Don’t cry, Signet of Mercy. Others may forget you, but I will always remember.
Our deficiencies may be overcome by practice and self-discipline.

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Posted by: Cynz.9437

Cynz.9437

I think scrapper should be like: all weapon and utility spells were removed. The existing traits are removed and replaced by new ones. The new traits are only passive and have no ICD. They heal scrapper for 5k if his HP goes below 75%, gives him damaging and CCing aura with 1200 range ticking for 5k dmg, 3 burning and poison stacks and 3 sec stun every second, it gives scrapper perma protection and perma stability and also converts every condition into boon. Scrappers still wouldn’t be passive class since they would have to actually walk.

Reason: scrapper is such a hard class to play because of so many buttons you have to press. So, to make this class noob and Grouch friendly, this changes need to be implemented~

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Posted by: Zelulose.8695

Zelulose.8695

But it’s true they often fix things none agrees with just to appear unswayed by the forum.

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